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Meowth Yeets James's Meat With His Feline Feet	By : xandermartin98 Category: Pokemon > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 825 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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CHAPTER 3 of MEOWTH YEETS JAMES'S MEAT WITH HIS NEAT FELINE FEET
by XanderMartin98
To put it VERY mildly, the Team Rocket Trio's members DEFINITELY were not in very good physical shape or in very good mental shape when the things that this one of this story's chapters is about started happening. Jessie was DEAD due to how much damage Meowth had just given to her internal organs, Meowth had gorgeous feet but also had both the exact opposite of a muscular and attractive-face-having body and a brain that was extremely powerful but contained so much mental illness that Angelic Meowth and Demonic Meowth were barely even able to tolerate living inside it...and James was a skinny and effeminate wimp who had just gotten beaten up QUITE a bit by Jessie and was knocked-outly lying on the floor of his house's basement while being a quite literal cat fucker as he did so. While Meowth was busy being a squirming, whimpering, blood-covered, naked and fetus-shaped ball on the floor of Jessie's bedroom due to the fact that he had just killed Jessie, James FINALLY woke back up on the aforementioned floor of his house's basement while having a body that somehow had caused all of the non-mental damage that Jessie had just given to it to completely disappear during the nap that he had just taken as he did so.
"James? JAAAMES? JAMES!" Angelic James and Demonic James increasingly-loudly said to James by using the "Inner Voice(s)" feature of his Central Nervous Super-Computer while increasingly-impatiently sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs as they did so. A few highly frustrating seconds of James being a lazy coward later, the yelling that AJ and DJ had just done inside James's brain caused James to FINALLY wake back up due to the fact that James had quite-recently gone from being properly unconscious to being asleep and so afraid of Meowth that he did not even WANT to become awake at all. Contrivedly- I mean, naturally enough, James's brain was a brain that AJ and DJ had quite-recently hacked the CNSC of in a way that normally was very illegal and ineffective in order to properly remove each one of the copies of the very insanity-causing and extremely codependency-causing fact that AM, DM, AJS, DJS, AJ and DJ existed that James's surprisingly powerful brain had been containing from James's memory banks and the like while James was busy being distracted by how asleep he was.
"UGGGHHH...who are you, what do you currently want me to do, when is the utterly hellish nightmare that I currently am trapped inside going to END, WHERE are you, and WHY has Meowth just decided to turn himself into SUCH a manipulative and sadistic asshole?" James barely-even-awakely started sitting in a "criss-cross applesauce" position on the floor of his house's basement and then incredibly-tired-soundingly asked AJ and DJ out loud while incredibly-tired-lookingly rubbing his eyes with his hands as he did so. A few seconds of AJ and DJ intensely-agreeingly nodding their heads and sighing due to the fact that they quite-nearly were every bit as confused as James later, AJ and DJ somewhat-reluctantly started giving answers to the questions that James had just completely-understandably given to the two of them.
"I am Angelic James, and the 'person' who currently is sitting right next to me is Demonic James. DJ and I basically are smaller versions of you, and we live inside your extremely cartoonish computer-containing brain in order to make ourselves consistently able to keep you mentally stable by operating it in helpful and natural-feeling ways and keeping it basically as clean as it needs to be. Unlike your brain, the brains of Meowth and Jessie contain numerous EXTREMELY mental-illness-causing things and are the main homes of highly lazy and incompetent versions of me and DJ. Due to a combination of the fact that I have just mentioned and how poorly you and Jessie have been taking care of Meowth, Meowth and Jessie have started becoming EXTREMELY insane." AJ crossed his arms over his chest and regretfully told James while James was busy depressedly nodding his head due to how painfully weird his life had become. A few seconds later, DJ excessively-loudly cleared his throat and then immediately started giving answers to the two remaining ones of the aforementioned questions that James had just given to him and AJ while James was busy scratching his head with his hands and extremely-confusedly thinking about the fact that his brain basically was a computer-containing house.
"Me and AJ currently WANT you to climb out of the basement that you currently are trapped in and then immediately start showing who the REAL leader of the Team Rocket Trio that you currently have spent VASTLY too much of your time being the most pathetic member of is to Meowth! If you currently want the nightmare that you have just mentioned to end, then you currently NEED to stop being the utterly pathetic sissy that you CONSTANTLY act like and start being a beautiful AND manly beast who doesn't- I mean, ISN'T afraid of ANY things that are as obviously fake as the completely alive but almost-as-completely naked and cowardly 'tough guy' that Meowth probably is right now!" DJ threw his arms out beside himself and extremely-frustratedly told James while AJ was busy completely-agreeingly nodding his head. A thankfully small number of seconds later, the fact that AJ and DJ had just re-introduced themselves to James immediately started having its intended effect on James as James equally-immediately got back up onto his feet, excitedly grinned from ear to ear while having hands that were on his hips as he did so, and then finally...depressedly shrugged his shoulders and sighed?
"What would the main POINT of me pretending that I am a tough guy BE? To put it QUITE mildly, Meowth DEFINITELY is completely aware of how much of a girlish and clownish weakling I am right now." James crossed his arms over his chest, hung his head in shame and hopelessly-sighingly thought to himself while AJ and DJ were busy completely-agreeingly nodding their heads and thinking "YEAH…" to themselves. A few seconds of AJ and DJ extremely-worried-lookingly nodding their heads at each other later, AJ and DJ quite-loudly swallowed their pride and then QUITE-reluctantly started using a plan/trick that they had been hoping that they would NEVER use again for QUITE a few days on the incredibly gullible and narcissistic James.
"UHHH...James, are you currently able to remember the name of the personality type that Botch's- I mean, Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book says that your personality is an example of?" DJ placed his hands onto his lap and extremely-nervously asked James. A few seconds of James regretfully nodding his head and intensely wanting to become more manly later, James gave a very-surprisingly correct and non-stupid answer to the question that DJ had just given to him.
"Botch and Cassidy have completely-literally TOLD me that the book that you have just mentioned is a completely fake JOKE that the two of them made up in order to troll people and steal money from them! My copy of that book currently is in the basement of my house because it is a hilariously worthless piece of JUNK that has caused me to yell 'Come ON, Botch; do you want a piece of ME?!' at Botch while wearing my Mighty Moltres costume and getting carried by a construction crane, NOT because it is an amazing piece of literary gold that turns its readers into equally amazing superheroes!" James extremely-frustratedly crossed his arms behind his back and thought to himself while AJ and DJ were busy completely-agreeingly nodding their heads. A thankfully small number of seconds of James digging Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book out of the "JUNK" box that he had far-too-fittingly placed it into in this story's backstory later, James was rather-tightly holding said book with both of his hands while extremely-disgustedly looking at the front cover of said book, shaking his head back and forth and not wanting to ever get tricked into thinking that he had a Moltres Type Personality by said book again as he did so.
"Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book generally IS a completely fake joke, but it DEFINITELY is NOT kidding when it says that you become EXTREMELY powerful and manly when you stop acting like an utterly pathetic stereotypically gay and English wimp and start being the utterly beautiful stereotypically gay and English bird that your soul is the soul of!" AJ crossed his arms over his chest, closed his eyes and smirkingly told James while James was busy quite-nervously flipping his way back into the part of Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book that said that he was a Moltres Type Moltres- I mean, had a Moltres Type Personality. A few seconds later, James quite-loudly swallowed his pride and cleared his throat as the aforementioned part of Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book that he had just started looking for quite-suddenly appeared right in front of his "utterly beautiful and perfect" face.
"Come ON, James; stop...AHEM...chickening out and start reading the part of Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book that says that you have a Moltres Type Personality NOW so that Meowth will become less likely to KILL you later!" DJ clutched his aching head with his hands and extremely-frustratedly told/commanded James while AJ was busy quite-literally praying to Arceus (God) so that the plan/trick that AJ and DJ had just started using on James would become more likely to properly work. A few seconds of James extremely-regretfully nodding his head while having closed eyes as he did so later, James extremely-reluctantly opened his eyes and started reading the part of Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book that DJ had just mentioned.
"Moltres Type Personalities...no matter what the things that happen to them are, people who have Moltres Type Personalities will always prevail...no matter how big or small the problems that they have to deal with are, people who have Moltres Type Personalities will always deal with said problems in extremely beautiful and effective ways...AND, most arousingly- I mean, importantly, people who have Moltres Type Personalities soar highly above other people and TRIUMPH! I KNEW THAT THIS FORTUNE WAS A TRUE ONE IN 'THE FORTUNE HUNTERS', AND I DEFINITELY KNOW THAT THIS FORTUNE IS A TRUE ONE RIGHT NOW! Despite how much pain and humiliation I currently have experienced and how much of a stereotypical villain I far-too-frequently act like, I have always known that I actually am one of this world's greatest and most utterly beautiful HEROES! HA HA HA! MWAHAHAHAHHH!" James increasingly-excitedly said to AJ, DJ and himself and far-too-quickly became completely overloaded with egotistical-ness and started excessively-loudly rambling like a lunatic as he did so. A disappointingly-but-understandably small number of highly amusing seconds of AJ and DJ extremely-worried-lookingly sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs and saying "UHHHHHH…" to James later, James had just surprisingly-gently placed his copy of Butch's/Cassidy's Pokemon Fortune Telling Book back into the aforementioned "JUNK" box that he had just lifted it out of and was smugly-grinningly standing on the floor of his house's basement while being naked and having hands that were on the hips of their owner like the hands of a stereotypical superhero as he did so.
"AJ and DJ, PLEASE properly listen to the extremely informative thing that I currently am about to say to the two of you by quite-literally using my utterly BEAUTIFUL brain! The two of you currently are living INSIDE the aforementioned utterly BEAUTIFUL brain that currently is between my ears, so please allow the two of yourselves to HEAR the equally aforementioned news that I currently am about to deliver to the two of you EVERY bit as clearly as the two of you currently are able to hear it! From this minute forward, the two of you will continue to live inside my brain like the ADORABLY loyal ones of my lovely servants that the two of you currently are, and I will be a mighty Moltres-like GOD that the two of you will obey and REVERE!" James EXTREMELY-pompously thought to himself while continuing to smugly grin and have hands that were on his hips as he did so. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ exasperatedly rolled their eyes and shook their heads back and forth while extremely-worriedly thinking "OH, DEAR…" to themselves due to how utterly insane James had just started acting as they did so.
"Well, we definitely ARE living inside your brain right now…" AJ loudly-sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then exhaustedly told James while James was busy intensely-smilingly digging one of his basement-exit-opening keys out of one of his "BOTTLE CAPS" boxes. A rather-surprisingly small number of seconds of James walking straight back up the staircase of his house's basement later, AJ and DJ loudly-but-happily sighed with relief as James unlocked the indoor front door of said basement by using the aforementioned key that he had just grabbed and then immediately ran straight back down said staircase, placed said key back into the aforementioned box that he had just lifted it out of, ran straight back up said staircase, and then FINALLY opened said door so that he would become able to properly escape from said basement.
"Well, I definitely am hoping that Jessie and Meowth currently are ALIVE right now…" James fearfully-shiveringly thought to himself as he surprisingly-gently closed the indoor front door of his house's basement and then surprisingly-quickly walked back up the main staircase of his house. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ completely-agreeingly nodded their heads and said "YEAH…" to James while looking (and being) extremely sad and worried as they did so. A very small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of James increasingly-worriedly knocking on the front door of Jessie's bedroom with his left fist and saying "Jessie, are you ALIVE right now? Meowth, are you SURE that you currently do not need the help of a psychiat-" later, Meowth closed the mouth of the extremely worried-looking James by angrily-and-cryingly yelling "DOES MY VOICE CURRENTLY SOUND LIKE THE VOICE OF A SANE AND HAPPY PERSON TO YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!" at him, stopped being a fetus-shaped ball on the floor of said bedroom and got back up onto his neat feline feet while James was busy intensely-blushingly hanging his head in shame, enlarged himself from his normal size to the size of a human by using his superpowers, and then quite-reluctantly unlocked and opened said door.
"HUH? Why do you currently look so SAD, Meowth? Jessie currently is NOT dead, right? She currently looks ASLEEP to me…" James worriedly-and-confusedly said to Meowth as he saw Meowth hopeless-lookingly crying like a little girl and barely even being able to stand due to how intensely his sexy feline legs were shaking while Meowth was busy holding the front door of Jessie's bedroom open with his intensely shaking feline right hand and hanging his head in shame so that he wouldn't have to look directly into the eyes of the lovely-lavender-hair-having man that he was standing right in front of and basically having the size of as he blood-coveredly held said door open with said hand. "OH, MY GOD!" James completely-horrifiedly covered his mouth with his hands and screamed as he saw how extremely DEAD the incredibly-weird-hair-having woman that was "sleeping" atop Jessie's bed looked and then immediately started becoming completely aware of the fact that the blood that had just gotten onto Meowth's fur FAR-too-clearly was Jessie's blood due to the fact that he had just noticed said dead-lookingness.
"JESSIE! Jessie, what has Meowth just DONE to you?! Meowth, PLEASE don't tell me that you have just decided to go into Jessie's body and then KILL Jessie by directly attacking her internal organs with your bare fucking han-" James immediately ran straight to the part of the floor of Jessie's bedroom that Jessie's bed was on and then equally-immediately started fearfully yelling at Jessie and Meowth while forcefully shaking Jessie's body with his hands and surprisingly-intensely crying as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth closed and locked the front door of Jessie's bedroom, quite-reluctantly walked toward James, quite-loudly swallowed his pride, and then immediately interrupted the aforementioned thing that James had just started by saying THE thing that caused James to start completely wanting to kill Meowth with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's bare hands.
"YES, James; I have just decided to kill Jessie by going into her body and then directly attacking her internal organs with my bare hands. I...I just wanted to prevent her from preventing you from continuing to be my favorite one of my boyfriends that insert their penises into my butt and lick and suck my feet...I loved you so much and hated the fact that Jessie was trying to force me and you to completely belong to her so much that I failed to properly think about how much you loved her when I started doing the death-causing thing that I have just mentioned to her...I really do hate myself SO much right now…" Meowth increasingly-regretfully told James while crossing his arms behind his back, hanging his head in shame and increasingly-intensely crying as he did so. Meanwhile, James lovingly squeezed Jessie's remarkably meaty and tender breasts with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands and then cryingly-and-shakingly pressed his far-more-human-than-Meowth's ears against the part of Jessie's chest that said breasts were on in order to listen to Jessie's quite-literally broken heart that far-too-clearly was not beating at ALL.
"I...I currently have been risking my LIFE just to keep you and Meowth safe and happy for a PAINFULLY large number of days, and YOU currently have been risking YOUR life just to keep ME and Meowth safe for an even MORE painfully large number of days. I should have SAVED you…" James got down onto his knees and increasingly-sad-soundingly told Jessie while gently-and-lovingly holding her body with his arms and cryingly-and-shakingly looking down at said body as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth, AJ, DJ, AM and DM started increasingly-nervously shaking due to how much they KNEW that James was about to say a PAINFULLY-extremely corny/cheesy thing to Jessie.
"I should have been the ONE who FILLED YOUR DARK SOUL with LI-(VOICE CRACK)-IGHT!" James increasingly-loudly started telling Jessie while Meowth, AM, DM, AJ and DJ were busy extremely-nervously thinking "Please don't completely ruin this scene, James...PLEASE don't completely ruin this scene, James…" to themselves and then intensely-cryingly screamed like a completely pathetic idiot while Meowth, AM, DM, AJ and DJ were busy intensely-laughingly face-palming themselves. A very-excessively large number of seconds of James crying onto Jessie's breasts in order to try to re-activate her heart by using his tears while Meowth, AM, DM, AJ and DJ were busy intensely rolling their eyes and rather-loudly groaning later, James FINALLY stopped being a total girlish-hair-having baby and started carrying Jessie's body out of Jessie's bedroom and into HIS bedroom while Meowth was busy unlocking and opening the front door of Jessie's bedroom and then immediately making sure that the front door of James's bedroom was every bit as completely unlocked and open as the front door of Jessie's bedroom.
"This bed normally belongs to me, but you currently deserve it VASTLY more than I deserve it. Rest in peace." James hung his head in surprisingly real and depressing shame as he cryingly-and-shakingly placed Jessie's body onto the top of his bed and then incredibly-gently tucked her underneath the blankets of said bed and placed her head onto one of the pillows of said bed so that Jessie would look like an alive person who was extremely-quietly sleeping while face-uply lying atop James's bed as she did so. A few seconds later, while Meowth was busy closing the aforementioned door that he had just started holding open for James while extremely-depressedly sighing and surprisingly NOT locking said door as he did so, James extremely-lovingly kissed the left cheek of Jessie's face and then equally-lovingly said "Goodbye…" to her while extremely-regretfully crossing his arms over his chest and looking down at her as he did so.
"UHHH...do...d-do you currently want to make yourself a bit more happy by licking my feet and inserting your penis into my butt, sweetie?" Meowth crossed his arms behind his back and fearfully-shakingly asked James while James was busy extremely-angry-lookingly looking STRAIGHT into Meowth's eyes and shaking his fists at Meowth. Despite the fact that James was a hilariously fruity cat-fucking freak, James was a hilariously fruity cat-fucking freak who had STANDARDS.
"I currently do not even want to TOUCH you, you utterly DISGUSTING little RAT! If you really are SO much of a slimy and rotten piece of anthropomorphic GARBAGE that you have just decided to KILL Jessie just to force me to replace her with YOU, then I currently do NOT want to have sex with you, be one of your TOY friends or even allow you to live in my house! When the quite-literally HUGE fight that currently is about to start happening is over, we'll SEE which one of the two of us is the more effeminate and cowardly one of the two of us!" James crossed his arms over his chest and completely-disgustedly ranted at Meowth while Meowth was busy increasingly-agreeingly nodding his head and quite-visibly wanting to die. A thankfully very small number of seconds later, James had just lifted his favorite one of his grink ray guns out of one of the item storage drawers of his bedside table with his right hand, made sure that said drawers were completely closed with his left hand, and then immediately started chasing Meowth down the main staircase of his house and into his house's kitchen while jokingly pointing said gun at Meowth as he did so.
"Do you currently want to be able to protect the version of Earth that me and Meowth currently are on from devastation?" James looked at you and teasingly asked you while placing the aforementioned grink ray gun that he had just grabbed with his right hand onto the very-conveniently empty top of the island of his house's kitchen with his right hand and then smugly-grinningly placing his hands onto his hips as he did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds later, while James was busy flirtatiously staring at you with his "bedroom eyes" in order to force you to say "YES!" to him, Meowth opened the refrigerator of James's house's kitchen, lifted a can of Red Snubbull energy juice out of said fridge with his right hand while lifting a can of Pokemonster energy juice out of said fridge with his left hand as he did so, surprisingly-gently placed said cans onto the aforementioned top of the equally aforementioned island of James's house's kitchen with his cute feline hands, and then immediately closed said fridge.
"Do you currently want to be able to unite the people of said planet's nations?" Meowth looked at you and teasingly asked you while smirkingly crossing his arms over his chest and almost-literally having money on his brain as he did so. A few seconds of AJ, DJ, AM and DM exasperatedly rolling their eyes and sighing due to how COMPLETELY shameless the attention whores that they were inside the brains of and were sitting right in front of the Central Nervous Super-Computers of the brains of were later, Meowth smirkingly opened the aforementioned can of Pokemonster energy juice that he had just lifted out of James's house's kitchen's refrigerator while James was busy smugly-grinningly opening the equally aforementioned can of Red Snubbull energy juice that Meowth had just lifted out of James's house's kitchen's refrigerator.
"If you currently have just given answers that basically are 'YES!' to the questions that me and Meowth have just given to you, then you'd better go to a shopping mall and/or a grocery store and buy some good old-fashioned cans of Nintendo's VERY expensive Pokemon-themed energy juice RIGHT now! In other words, DON'T DELAY! ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT!" James increasingly-enthusiastically told you while far-too-eagerly making himself ready to do some good old-fashioned energy drinking with the aforementioned can of Red Snubbull energy juice that he had just started holding with his right hand as he did so. A few seconds of Meowth agreeingly nodding his head while far-too-eagerly making himself ready to do some good old-fashioned energy drinking with the aforementioned can of Pokemonster energy juice that he had just started holding with his left hand later, Meowth amusingly-loudly swallowed his pride and then immediately decided to add ANOTHER blatant Smash Mouth reference to this one of Pokemon: The Animated Series's EXTREMELY-excessively numerous episodes.
"If you currently are alive but are ten years old, then you currently should ignore this commercial and try to add at least six to eight more years to your life so that you will become able to properly use the utterly AMAZING power of Nintendo's energy juice!" Meowth surprisingly-considerately warned you before then immediately tilting the aforementioned can of Pokemonster energy juice that he had just started holding with his left hand toward his mouth with both of his hands and incredibly-quickly pouring ALL of its contents straight down his throat by doing so. A few highly embarrassing seconds later, while Meowth was busy being the utterly disgusting pig that he was, James exasperatedly-sighingly rolled his eyes and then annoyingly-cheerfully started adding ANOTHER blatant Smash Mouth reference to this one of Pokemon: The Animated Series's EXTREMELY-excessively numerous episodes.
"If you do not IMMEDIATELY start following the advice that me and Meowth have just given to you in this commercial, then you PROBABLY will not see the 'white tomorrow' that me and Nyarth- I mean, me and Meowth excessively-frequently say that Heaven is when you die!" James excessively-enthusiastically warned you while having an adorably big smile on his face as he did so before then surprisingly-gently tilting the aforementioned can of Red Snubbull energy juice that he had just started holding with his right hand toward his mouth with both of his hands and surprisingly-slowly pouring ALL of its contents straight down his throat by doing so. A very-excessively small number of seconds of James and Meowth filling themselves with energy while being basically-completely naked and causing the aforementioned cans of energy juice that they had just started drinking the equally aforementioned contents of to become basically-completely empty as they did so later, James and Meowth very-loudly burped and then immediately threw said cans into the trash can of James's house's kitchen.
"HMPH! You'd better start meeting me outside RIGHT now, James! This commercial will NOT be over and complete until me and you have PROPERLY shown how powerful we currently are to our fans!" Meowth smirkingly told James while running out of James's house's kitchen, through James's house's front door and onto the ridiculously huge piece of beautiful but basically empty land that James's house was on as he did so. An impressively small number of seconds later, James had just lifted the aforementioned grink ray gun that he had slightly-less-recently placed onto the equally aforementioned top of the island of his house's kitchen back off of said island with his right hand and then immediately ran out of his house's kitchen and through his house's front door and was extremely-angrily staring at the...well, MONSTER that was smugly-grinningly staring at him as he and Meowth nakedly stood right in front of each other on the extremely-excessively large front lawn/yard of James's house.
"This day really is a remarkably beautiful one, Meowth. Birds currently are singing, and flowers currently are blooming. On days such as this one, cats such as YOU...should be burning in Hell." James disgustedly-but-calmly told Meowth while aiming his favorite one of his grink ray guns (the one of them that he was using/holding) straight at his lovely-lavender-hair-having head with both of his hands and quite-intensely frowning and shaking with anger as he did so. A few utterly infuriating seconds of Meowth smugly-grinningly staring at James while having cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips as he did so later, James exasperatedly rolled his eyes and groaned before then immediately shooting his aforementioned lovely-lavender-hair-having head with the aforementioned grink ray gun that he had just started using.
"HMPH! You may be able to make yourself extremely large right now, but you definitely are NOT the boss of me right now!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and smirkingly told James while enlarging himself to quite-nearly the exact same size that James had just started enlarging himself to as he did so. A quite-impressively small number of seconds later, James had just enlarged himself to a Godzilla-like size by using a grink ray gun that thankfully grew and shrank with him every bit as much as AJ and DJ did while Meowth had just enlarged himself to another Godzilla-esque size by using his superpowers, and the two of them far-too-clearly were about to start physically fighting each other due to how much Meowth had just utterly destroyed their love/sex lives.
"Let's agree to disagree, you utterly revolting PONCE!" James hilariously-hypocritically told Meowth while looking and being extremely angry as he did so as he-surprisingly-gently placed the aforementioned grink ray gun that he had just enlarged himself by using onto the extremely-excessively large back lawn/yard of his house and then immediately started angrily shaking his fists at Meowth like the fighter that he normally was too busy being a lovely-lavender-hair-having ponce to be able to properly be. A surprisingly small number of seconds of Meowth laughingly shaking his head back and forth while having hands that were on his hips as he did so due to HOW hilariously hypocritical the aforementioned thing that James had just said to him was later, Meowth finally stopped laughing at James and started angrily shaking his fists at James as he and James FINALLY stopped talking to each other and started properly fighting each other.
"Let's agree to AGREE when I say that you do NOT know what REAL fighting is! My Saikyow Style is my version of the Saikyo Style that has been getting passed down the Hibiki line for GENERATIONS!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and smirkingly told James before then immediately charging straight into him and then hitting him with a quite-impressively fast and well-done barrage of punches and kicks. Naturally enough, James effortlessly blocked ALL of said punches and kicks while incredibly-smugly grinning and taking a quite-impressively large amount of chip damage as he did so and then incredibly-forcefully shoved/pushed Meowth away from himself with his surprisingly powerful and far-more-human-than-Meowth's arms while angrily frowning and causing Meowth to extremely-surprised-lookingly yell "HUH?!" as he did so.
"Sonic BOOM!" James valiantly yelled while swinging his arms together in order to create a huge "clap" in front of himself and causing an incredibly cool-looking spinning disc of energy to start flying toward Meowth with an impressively large amount of speed by doing so as he did so. Naturally enough, Meowth prevented said disc from hitting him by doing an absurdly huge and fast jump that went right over both it and James and obnoxiously-loudly yelling "YAH-HOO!" like Mario as he did so.
"Watch where you're throwing those things, ya FOOL!" Meowth teasingly said to James while looking behind said man that he had just ground-shakingly-forcefully landed behind and causing said man to extremely-worried-lookingly start looking behind himself as he did so. Naturally enough, the aforementioned spinning disc of energy that James had just "thrown" was a disc that Meowth had just "accidentally" caused him to accidentally throw at a communication/cell tower that was right next to his house and cause the extremely important and brain-like top of said tower to fall off of said tower and onto a part of the ground that was RIGHT next to said house and quite-surprisingly NOT damage said extremely plot-armor-having house and/or completely explode in the process by doing so.
"Watch who YOU are TALKING to in ways that cause you to sound like a person who thinks that the person that he/she is talking to is a little KID, you human-fetish-having ASSHOLE!" James extremely-angrily said to Meowth before then immediately swinging his right fist toward Meowth's face and attempting to give an extremely forceful "right hook" to said face by doing so. Naturally enough, Meowth prevented said attack from hitting him by ducking underneath it and then immediately knocked James away from himself by using his version of Dan Hibiki's "super uppercut".
"KORYUKEN!" Meowth valiantly yelled while jumping straight up into the air and delivering a spinning uppercut to James's "utterly beautiful" face as he did so. A few seconds later, James had just gotten knocked an impressively large amount of distance away from Meowth by the aforementioned spinning uppercut that Meowth had just given a weirdly un-impressive amount of damage to him with and was "exhaustedly" crouching on the ground by using his left knee and his right foot while Meowth was busy incredibly-foolishly charging straight toward the INCREDIBLY brave and strong man that "the confidence of a Moltres" had just turned James into.
"HMPH! You may currently have the power of your heart, but I currently have the power of MY brain! DAN'S HIBIKICK!" Meowth told James at completely the wrong time as he started walking toward James and then immediately stopped talking as he attempted to hit James with a quite-literally flying kick that made James EXTREMELY able to see, sniff, touch and taste the utterly gorgeous bottom of Meowth's right foot. A quite-excessively large number of seconds of gratuitously detailed and foot-fetishy slow-mo that Meowth's aforementioned right foot was the main victim of later, James showed how much he had just started changing to Meowth by extremely-surprisingly NOT grabbing said foot with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands and blushingly-and-lovingly licking, sucking and kissing it with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's mouth.
"FLASH KICK!" James valiantly yelled while being hilariously-extremely naked as he did so as he gave an incredibly...well, flashy backflip kick to Meowth while Meowth was busy flying toward him and attempting to kick his lovely-lavender-hair-having head that contained a hilariously-extremely large ego. A few seconds later, Meowth had just gotten knocked an impressively large amount of distance away from James by the aforementioned backflip kick that James had just given a surprisingly large amount of damage to him with and was humiliatedly crouching on the ground by using his right knee and his left foot while James was busy laughing at him in a way that the things that he had just done had just caused him to hilariously-completely deserve.
"AWWW; do you currently have an aching butt due to how many times you have allowed me to insert my HUMAN penis into your FELINE butt, you poor little kitten?" James smirkingly crossed his arms over his chest and teasingly-and-laughingly asked Meowth while disgustedly-but-amusedly looking at the utterly pathetic coward that Meowth was FAR too busy being as he did so. A surprisingly small number of seconds later, Meowth extremely-angry-lookingly got back up onto his feet and then immediately started showing the most iconic one of his main special moves (which also was the least useful one of said moves) to James.
"Yes, but I also CURRENTLY am about to basically throw a FIRE ball at you! GA-D'OH-KEN!" Meowth extremely-angrily shook his fists at Meowth and increasingly-loudly told James before then immediately swinging the palm of his left hand straight toward James and causing a surprisingly dangerous-looking fire ball to start flying toward James with a ludicrously small amount of speed by doing so. An utterly-hilariously small amount of time later, the aforementioned fire ball that Meowth had just "thrown" at James completely disappeared in mid-air while being RIGHT in front of Meowth's face and barely even being NEAR James as it did so.
"I really am SUCH a worthless and pathetic piece of garbage!" Meowth cryingly buried his face in the palms of his hands and hopelessly sobbed due to how miserably he had just failed to properly attack James while James was busy smirkingly running straight toward Meowth in order to knock Meowth over like the giant toy that Meowth basically was. A few seconds later, James knocked Meowth onto his cute feline back by giving a good old-fashioned clockwise sweep kick to Meowth's legs with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's left foot and then immediately grabbed Meowth's tail with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands while Meowth was busy face-uply lying on the ground and dizzily groaning due to how exhausted he was becoming.
"Well, at least James isn't inside my BRAIN right now…" Meowth sighingly thought to himself while James was busy swinging him around and around in extremely large and INCREDIBLY familiar-looking circles. An amusingly large number of seconds of James increasingly-quickly swinging Meowth around and around in extremely humiliating circles and causing Meowth to intensely blush in the process later, James finally got tired of swinging Meowth around and around in circles and decided to throw him in a way that was even more humiliating than said swinging.
"So LONG, Gay Meowth!" James triumphantly yelled as his far-more-human-than-Meowth's hands quite-suddenly stopped being on Meowth's tail and caused Meowth to screamingly fly into the swimming lake that incredibly-conveniently was right next to James's house by doing so. A quite-understandably VERY small number of seconds of James extremely-childishly pointing and laughing at Meowth due to how big the splash that Meowth had just "accidentally" made in James's aforementioned swimming lake by completely-literally flying into it was later, Meowth water-drippingly got back up onto his neat feline feet and then EXTREMELY-angrily started walking toward James due to how much water he had just face-firstly landed in after getting thrown in the EXACT same way in which Mario throws Bowser in Super Mario 64 by James.
"AWWW; have I just made you ANGRY, you incredibly adorable-looking little thing?" James crossed his arms over his chest and snickeringly-and-smirkingly asked Meowth while INCREDIBLY-smugly having closed eyes as he did so. While James was busy giving said teasing to Meowth, Meowth smirkingly-and-seethingly ran straight toward James and then immediately started giving some good old-fashioned damage to James's "utterly beautiful" face with his finger claws.
"AWWW; have I just started making YOU angry, you EXTREMELY narcissistic asshole?" Meowth smirkingly-and-seethingly asked James while giving exactly six very fast, pain-causing and bleeding-causing slashes to James's quite-girlishly attractive face with his aforementioned finger claws as he did so. A few seconds of James backwardly walking away from Meowth while pain-feelingly clutching his QUITE-visibly bleeding cute human face with his equally cute human hands as he did so later, James disgustedly looked at how much of the blood of said face was on the palms of said hands, even-more-disgustedly turned said hands into intensely shaking fists, and then furiously growled and roared at Meowth while intensely-shakingly shaking said fists at Meowth as he did so.
"DO NOT! EVER! TOUCH MY UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL FACE! IN THE WAY IN WHICH YOU HAVE JUST TOUCHED IT! AGAIN!" James insane-soundingly screamed at Meowth while having glowingly red skin and steam-shooting ears and delivering an almost-completely merciless barrage of punches and kicks to the extremely scared-looking Meowth as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth surprisingly-skillfully blocked/dodged each one of the aforementioned attacks that James had just started giving to him and got so much chip damage that he quite-nearly got knocked out by James in the process of blocking/dodging said attacks.
"AWWW; has the INCREDIBLY huge tantrum that you have just thrown due to how narcissistic you currently are just caused you to become so tired that you are barely even able to MOVE right now, you utterly adorable BABY? The fact that said tantrum far-too-clearly HAS just done so really would be MUCH more funny if it was not as utterly pathetic and INFURIATING as it is!" Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and smirkingly-and-snickeringly told the EXTREMELY dizzy-looking and tired James while looking, sounding and being increasingly angry as he did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James zombie-likely swaying back and forth due to how tired he had just caused himself to become later, Meowth surprisingly-quickly stopped laughing at James and started finishing James off in a hilariously-completely deserved way.
"SHISSEOW...PURRAIKEN!" Meowth valiantly yelled as he gave an impressively fast, forceful and graceful flurry of punches and kicks to James before then grabbing the front of James's head with his neat feline hands, sucking a HUGE amount of electrical energy out of James's brain and into his cute feline body by using said hands and causing said body to barely even be able to hold any more electrical energy by doing so, and then finally knocking James out and onto his cute human back by giving a good old-fashioned headbutt to James's face with his comically big and fat feline head. A few minutes later, James woke back up and was face-uply lying on the ground and in front of his house as he did so. Predictably enough, Meowth had shrunk James back to the normal size of James during one of the aforementioned minutes that James had just spent being knocked out and was VERY-disappointed-lookingly standing right in front of James's feet and looking straight down at James while being roughly four times as tall as James and having cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips as he did so.
"Have...have you just shrunk me back to my normal size by shooting me with one of my grink ray guns?" James quite-loudly sighed and then tiredly-and-depressedly asked Meowth while Meowth was busy intimidatingly-but-adorably towering over him and glaring at him. A few seconds later, Meowth regretfully nodded his head and then somewhat-reluctantly started speaking to James in order to make sure that James was properly aware of how much trouble he and James had just gotten themselves into and how angry James had just caused him to become.
"I HAVE just done said thing, and said gun currently is on the ground and right behind your house, but the main thing that currently is in my mind is NOT how small and cute you currently are. The main thing that currently is in MY mind is how much I currently want to kill both you and myself due to how utterly...well, SICKENING the two of us currently are." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest and extremely-regretfully told James while equally-regretfully shaking his cute feline head back and forth as he did so. A few seconds later, James agreeingly nodded his head and rather-loudly sighed while continuingly to face-uply lie on the ground and in front of his house, look straight up at Meowth, and look, feel and be almost-completely exhausted as he did so.
"Well, if you currently want to KILL me, then why am I not dead right NOW?" James scratched his head with his right index finger and confusedly said to Meowth while making a rather-surprisingly good point as he did so. A few seconds later, Meowth loudly-sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then somewhat-reluctantly started showing how adorably large his soft side was to James due to the fact that James far-too-clearly was one of his best friends.
"You...you currently have done SO many utterly adorable and amazing things for me and Jessie, and my brain currently contains SO many of those things. Are you even able to IMAGINE how much you dying while being right in front of me currently would emotionally hurt me right now?" Meowth extremely-worriedly told/warned James while clutching his cute feline head with his equally cute feline hands and terrified crying as he did so. A few seconds later, while James was busy extremely-regretfully nodding his lovely-lavender-hair-having head and cryingly continuing to face-uply lie on the ground and in front of his house, Meowth crossed his cute feline arms over his equally cute feline chest, loudly-sighingly closed his eyes, and somewhat-reluctantly started "saying" an extremely embarrassing and weird thing to Angelic Meowth and Demonic Meowth.
"I currently want to crush James's penis with my feet so that he will finally stop being able to insert it into the ANIMAL that I quite-literally am and start being able to PROPERLY feel the pain and humiliation that my completely literal dicklessness currently is causing ME to feel. AM and DM, do the two of YOU currently want me to do said thing?" Meowth increasingly-blushingly thought to himself while disgustedly shaking his head back and forth and rather-intensely hating himself as he did so. A few seconds later, AM and DM very-disappointedly sighed while very-depressedly shaking their heads back and forth and continuing to sit on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs as they did so and then somewhat-reluctantly started giving answers to the aforementioned question that Meowth had just given to the two of them.
"DM probably does, but I DEFINITELY do not. The gentle MAN that James currently is getting foot fetishistic CBT from the utterly disgusting little CAT that you currently are would be both an EXTREMELY disturbing and gross example of a human getting literally fucked by one of his/her non-human pets and a prime example of James getting an EXTREMELY painful and humiliating punishment that you currently deserve VASTLY more than James currently does." AM extremely-disappointedly told Meowth while extremely-disgustedly crossing his arms over his chest and shaking his cute angelic head back and forth as he did so. A quite-disturbingly small number of seconds of Meowth completely-agreeingly nodding his head and thinking "YEAH…" to himself while looking and being EXTREMELY depressed as he did so later, DM did an INCREDIBLY disturbing thing that caused THE best one of this story's parts to FINALLY begin.
"YEET JAMES'S MEAT WITH YOUR NEAT FELINE FEET! YEET IT UNTIL IT BLEEDS! MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, MEEEAAAT!" DM EXTREMELY-possessedly yelled at the top of his lungs like a total maniac while VERY-intensely clutching his head with his hands, falling off of his Meowth's-brain-operating chair and writhing on the floor of Meowth's brain as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth crossed his cute feline arms behind his equally cute feline back and started fearfully shaking due to the fact that DM was inside his beautiful feline brain while AM was busy somewhat-reluctantly getting off of HIS Meowth's-brain-operating chair and then fearfully-shakingly walking toward DM in order to make himself more able to calm DM down.
"DM, PLEASE calm down; me and you should not even be allowing Meowth to BEAT James's meat right now!" AM crossed his arms over his chest and very-frustratedly said to DM while DM was busy dizzily-and-confusedly getting back up onto his cute demonic feet and clutching his aching demonic head with his equally cute demonic hands due to how intensely he had just gotten possessed. Meanwhile, Meowth started devilishly-grinningly looking straight down at his neat feline feet and wiggling their incredibly sexy toes while crossing his arms over his chest and nodding his head as he did so while James was busy face-uply lying on the front lawn/yard of his house while fearfully-shakingly looking straight up at Meowth's face and increasingly-worriedly wondering what was going on inside Meowth's aforementioned head as he did so.
"But...WHY, AM? Why no James meat?" DM extremely-depressedly shrugged his shoulders and extremely-disappointedly asked AM while James was busy utterly-terrified-lookingly looking at his cute human penis that Meowth's neat feline feet were RIGHT in front of and thinking "Oh, NO…" to himself. A few seconds of AM exasperatedly rolling his eyes and sighing later, AM gave a rather-surprisingly short and simple answer to the aforementioned question that DM had just given to him while Meowth was busy placing his neat feline hands onto his equally neat feline hips and slowly-and-smirkingly raising his utterly beautiful feline left foot off of the front lawn/yard of James's house so that it would be RIGHT above the face of the intensely blushing and increasingly boner-having James.
"James currently is a human, and Meowth currently is both a cat and one of THE worst ones of James's non-human pets. In other words, me and you should NOT be allowing Meowth to give blow jobs, hand jobs, butt jobs and foot jobs to James right now. For YOUR information, Meowths that have healthy and balanced diets generally eat NO OWNER MEAT." AM placed his hands onto his hips, tiredly closed his eyes and frustratedly reminded DM while James was busy face-uply lying on the front lawn/yard of his house and humiliatedly masturbating to the bottom of Meowth's left foot as he did so. A very-disturbingly small number of seconds of James blushingly-and-droolingly looking straight up at the aforementioned bottom of Meowth's left foot while increasingly-intensely rubbing his far-more-existent-than-Meowth's penis with his far-more-human-than-Meowth's right hand and increasingly-embarrassedly getting looked at by the smugly grinning Meowth as he did so later, Meowth surprisingly-gently lowered said foot back onto the front lawn/yard of James's house and then extremely-teasingly crossed his arms over his chest and laughed at James while James was busy having a penis that had just erupted like a volcano.
"AWWW; I really do LOVE both you and the way in which you have just shown how much you currently love my feet to me SO much right now! Despite how horrific some of the things that currently have EXTREMELY-recently happened to you are, you really are so AMAZINGLY brave and cute right now!" Meowth placed his hands back onto his hips and teasingly-but-lovingly told James while adorably-embarrassed-lookingly blushing, smiling and laughing as he did so. A thankfully quite small number of seconds of James EXTREMELY-embarrassedly scooping the semen that his penis had just squirted out of itself due to how utterly beautiful Meowth's feet were with his cute human hands and then eating it with his equally cute human mouth while Meowth was busy smugly-grinningly looking at James with his remarkably cute feline eyes later, Meowth smirkingly-and-snickeringly raised his neat feline left foot back off of the front lawn/yard of James's house while continuing to have cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips and extremely-teasingly look straight down at the utterly pathetic little thing that James was as he did so.
"Meowth, you'd better not even be THINKING about crushing my beautiful and candy-like penis with your equally beautiful and candy-like feet right now! I, James, currently am a MIGHTY MOLTRES, and you definitely WILL start feeling my avian wrath PRETTY quickly if you do not stop PLAYING with me RIGHT now!" James indignantly warned Meowth while continuing to face-uply lie on the front lawn/yard of his house and look and be utterly pathetic as he did so while Meowth was busy increasingly-amusedly looking straight down at the utterly adorable little mouse that James basically was and incredibly-shamelessly showing the bottom of his neat feline left foot to said mouse. A thankfully quite small number of painfully long-feeling seconds of Meowth having both a left foot that was RIGHT above James and cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips while devilishly-grinningly looking straight down at James as he did so later, Meowth QUITE-loudly swallowed his pride and then immediately decided to start yeeting James's meat with his neat feline feet.
"If you currently do not want to PROPERLY listen to the things that I am saying when I tell you about how painful the way in which Meowzie has crushed my heart is, then let's see how much you currently want to be EVERY bit as literally dickless as I currently am!" Meowth increasingly-angrily told James while continuing to look straight down at James and have cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips as he did so. A thankfully small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of James terrifiedly-shakingly looking straight up at the bottom of Meowth's left foot while Meowth was busy teasingly wiggling its toes later, Meowth quite-forcefully lowered said foot onto James's penis and then immediately started doing so again…and again…and AGAIN.
"Despite how painful and disgusting the thing that Meowth currently is doing to me is, I currently am a Moltres- I mean, man who COMPLETELY deserves it and even-MORE-completely understands why Meowth currently is doing it." James extremely-depressedly thought to himself while repeatedly screaming like a little girl and having a penis that was equally-repeatedly getting bleeding-causingly crushed by Meowth's left foot as he did so. Meanwhile, inside the brains of James and Meowth, AJ, DJ, AM and DM completely-disgustedly sat on their brain-operating chairs and completely-speechlessly watched and listened through the eyes and ears of James and Meowth as Meowth incredibly-shamelessly continued to be the disgustingly selfish and hateful…well, MONSTER that AM, DM, Jessie and James had incredibly-foolishly allowed him to become.
"HMPH! If you currently do not want to IMMEDIATELY start telling me that Jessie was an utterly DISGUSTING cat-fucking whore who COMPLETELY deserved the literally broken heart that she currently has when I literally broke her heart an extremely small amount of time ago, then let's see how much you think that you are a fucking BIRD when your body does not even have a NON-broken EGG fertilizer!" Meowth extremely-hatefully told the quite-intensely crying and bleeding James while lowering his neat feline left foot that quite a bit of James's blood was on the bottom of onto the ground and raising his equally neat feline right foot that he had just sent a quite-visibly huge amount of the electrical energy that was in his weirdly sexy feline body into off of the ground as he did so. Roughly ten seconds of James terrifiedly-shakingly looking straight up at the bottom of Meowth's overflowingly electricity-containing right foot while Meowth was busy devilishly-grinningly saying "10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…" to James and having cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips later, James started planet-shakingly screaming in agony as Meowth EXTREMELY-forcefully crushed his cute human penis with his equally cute feline right foot and completely overloaded said penis with electricity in the process.
"Which one of the two of us is more COCKY than the other one of the two of us right NOW, James?" Meowth extremely-teasingly asked James while devilishly-grinningly looking straight down at his neat feline right foot and crossing his cute feline arms over his equally cute feline chest as he did so while James was busy face-uply lying on the ground, blushingly-and-cryingly licking and sucking QUITE a bit of blood off of the bottom of said foot, and far-too-clearly having a penis that Meowth had just caused to testicles-includingly explode in an EXTREMELY bloody and gross way. Meanwhile, inside the brains of James and Meowth, AJ, DJ, AM and DM completely-speechlessly shook their heads back and forth while having widely open eyes and mouths and completely-disgustedly continuing to sit on their brain-operating chairs as they did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James being one of Meowth's foot slaves later, James FINALLY stopped being one of Meowth's foot slaves and started properly being a FLAMING- I mean, Mighty Moltres while Meowth was busy blushingly-and-smirkingly crossing his cute feline arms behind his equally cute feline back, crossing his extremely sexy feline right leg over his equally sexy feline left leg that he was standing in front of James with the foot of, and looking straight down at the VERY clean-looking and shiny bottom of his neat feline right foot.
"The man that I currently am is MIGHTY, just like a mighty Moltres. The name of the man that I currently am is JAMES. James will ALWAYS defeat MONSTERS such as the monster that YOU currently are, no matter WHAT happens to James while James is busy fighting them." James cryingly-but-bravely got back up onto his feet and told Meowth while green-face-havingly placing his hands onto his hips and looking straight up at Meowth's EXTREMELY smugness-showing face as he did so while Meowth was busy continuing to blushingly-and-smirkingly stand in front of James with his extremely sexy feline left foot and look straight down at the bottom of his equally sexy feline right foot. A completely-understandably extremely small number of seconds of Meowth blushingly-and-smirkingly imagining James getting eaten by a giant cat while wearing a bird costume later, Meowth grinningly-and-gigglingly started looking at James with his beautiful feline eyes, lowered his neat feline right foot back onto the front lawn/yard of James's house, placed his cute feline hands onto his equally cute feline hips, and shook his VERY large feline head back and forth.
"If you currently are MIGHTY like a Moltres, then why are you not able to FLY like a Moltres right now, JAMES?" Meowth stopped shaking his head back and forth while continuing to have hands that were on his hips as he did so and grinningly-and-gigglingly asked James while James was busy standing in front of him, looking straight down at the ground and depressedly sighing. A few rather awkward seconds of James completely-agreeingly nodding his head later, James surprisingly-bravely looked straight back up at Meowth's weirdly cute face and continued speaking to Meowth while Meowth was busy highly-amused-lookingly looking straight down at him and continuing to have cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips.
"UHHH…well, you see, I am not able to FLY like a Moltres right now because I do not have WINGS like a Moltres right now! Would…would you MIND giving a few minutes of free time to me right now? I currently need to run back into my house in order to get my Flaming- I MEAN, Mighty Moltres costume out of its favorite one of its hiding places and onto my utterly BEAUTIFUL body." James crossed his cute human arms behind his equally cute human back and nervously-and-blushingly told Meowth while Meowth was busy crossing his cute feline arms over his equally cute feline chest and increasingly-disappointedly looking straight down at James. A few seconds of Meowth rolling his adorably large feline eyes and exasperatedly sighing later, Meowth somewhat-reluctantly caused James to immediately start running straight back into his house by exhausted-lookingly shrugging his neat feline shoulders and exhausted-soundingly saying "OKAY…" to James.
"MMM! I really am SUCH an utterly DELICIOUS-looking bird right now! I currently am about to take being Meowth's favorite one of his TOYS to a COMPLETELY new level by being so cute that he allows me to enter his body and make myself completely able to give the utterly humiliating pain that he currently DESERVES to him by doing so! TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!" James gigglingly-and-blushingly thought to himself as he FAR-too-proudly looked at himself by using his bathroom's vanity mirror while wearing the utterly ridiculous-looking Mighty Moltres costume that he had just dug out of his house's basement and VERY-flamboyantly dancing as he did so. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ rolled their eyes and exasperatedly sighed while looking at James and his aforementioned Mighty Moltres costume by sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs and basically using James's eyes as they did so.
"For YOUR information, Meowth is NOT just playing with you and teasing you right now; me and AJ are PRETTY fucking sure that Meowth basically is trying to KILL you right now!" DJ crossed his arms over his chest and frustratedly reminded James while James was busy giving a "kissy face" to himself by using his bathroom's aforementioned vanity mirror. A thankfully very small number of seconds of AJ completely-agreeingly nodding his head due to how clearly true the aforementioned thing that DJ had just said to the intensely smirking and "completely invincible" James was later, AJ and DJ somewhat-reluctantly decided to start properly giving the power of James's brain to James while James was busy very-flirtatiously saying "You MANAGE our affairs with SUCH poise. NATURALLY…as do YOU!" to himself by using his bathroom's aforementioned vanity mirror and causing AJ and DJ to quite-intensely gag in the process.
"Your stupidity is NOT funny right now, James! You may NOT be completely suicidal right now, but you definitely WILL get completely DIGESTED in Meowth's stomach and DIE if you get properly swallowed by Meowth while basically not having ANY actual superpowers other than how much more durable than normal people you are!" AJ placed his hands onto his hips and extremely-frustratedly told James while James was busy spreading his "Moltres wings" and playfully growling at the "FLAMING Moltres" that his bathroom's aforementioned vanity mirror was showing to him. A thankfully very small number of seconds of AJ and DJ shaking their heads back and forth and disgustedly sighing while James was busy shamelessly flirting with himself later, James FINALLY stopped flirting with himself and started "talking" to AJ and DJ.
"Well, what is the nearest thing that is able to give superpowers to me right NOW?" James placed his "Moltres wings" onto his hips, looked straight down at the floor of his bathroom and tiredly-and-confusedly thought to himself while AJ and DJ were busy VERY-loudly swallowing their pride. A thankfully very small number of seconds of AJ and DJ nervously-but-smilingly nodding their heads at each other later, DJ somewhat-reluctantly decided to start giving an answer to the aforementioned question that James had just very-understandably given to him and AJ.
"The THING that you have just asked me and AJ about currently is your BRAIN that basically is the house of me and AJ, James! Me and AJ currently are about to start activating your brain's 'Wish Granter' feature, so you'd better stop wanting to fuck yourself and start properly THINKING about the trouble that you currently are in RIGHT now!" DJ placed his hands onto his lap and angrily told James while James was busy crossing his "Moltres wings" over his "utterly beautiful" chest and continuing to depressedly look straight down at the floor of his bathroom. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James feeling sorry for himself and doing basically no other things later, AJ somewhat-reluctantly started giving an EXTREMELY life-changing question to James.
"What is…what is the thing that you most-hilariously-ironically do not have right now, James?" AJ placed his hands onto his lap and increasingly-nervously asked James while DJ was busy extremely-amusedly imagining "the Flaming Moltres" flying around inside Meowth's body and playing with Meowth's internal organs. A few seconds later, James placed his left hand onto his left hip, placed his right hand onto his chin and excessively-puzzledly said "HMMM…" to himself while AJ and DJ were busy extremely-regretfully shaking their heads back and forth and wishing that James's brain was the brain of a more intelligent and less autistic and insane person.
"Is it a non-broken penis?" James shrugged his shoulders and blushingly-and-sighingly thought to himself.
"NOPE!" AJ and DJ shook their heads back and forth and teasingly said to James.
"Is it a brain that belongs to a mean and scary person rather than belonging to a nice and adorable person?" James hung his lovely-lavender-hair-having head in shame and depressedly thought to himself.
"No…" AJ and DJ shrugged their shoulders and bored-and-tired-soundingly said to James. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James far-too-confusedly scratching his lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his left hand later, James quite-suddenly started QUITE-intensely smiling as a very-brightly glowing light bulb appeared right above said head while AJ and DJ were busy disappointedly sighing due to how pathetic James was as a villain.
"Of COURSE! The thing that I most-hilariously-ironically do not have right now is a set of good old-fashioned superpowers that makes me able to solve both BIG problems and SMALL problems by enlarging and shrinking myself and properly BE a Mighty Moltres by flying and making my body LITERALLY hot! MWAHAHAHAHAHHH!" James prevailingly-and-triumphantly thought to himself while crossing his arms over his chest and overjoyedly smiling as he did so. Meanwhile, inside James's brain, AJ and DJ humiliatedly rolled their eyes and sighed while agreeingly nodding their heads and increasingly-worriedly continuing to sit on their James's-brain-operating chairs as they did so.
"Do you currently want me and DJ to give the thing that you have just mentioned to you, James?" AJ exhausted-lookingly shrugged his shoulders and exhausted-soundingly asked James while DJ was busy blushingly-and-gigglingly imagining James tickling Meowth's stomach with his "Moltres feathers". A somewhat-disappointingly small number of seconds of James smirkingly nodding his head and having "Moltres wings" that he had just started crossing over his chest later, James snickeringly thought "YES…" to himself while AJ and DJ were busy fearfully-shakingly sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs and looking at each other.
"Do you currently THINK that AM and DM constantly hide inside Meowth's brain like a pair of utterly pathetic ants because they, too, live in fear of what they have created?" DJ hung his head in shame and extremely-worriedly asked AJ as AJ and DJ somewhat-reluctantly started activating the "Wish Granter" feature of James's Central Nervous Super-Computer. A very small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of AJ regretfully nodding his head later, AJ quite-loudly sighed and then extremely-embarrassedly said "YES." as AJ and DJ finally finished activating the aforementioned "Wish Granter" feature of James's brain and caused James to start having a VERY flaming and Moltressy set of good old-fashioned superpowers by doing so.
"I am the FLAME that burns BRIGHTEST! I am a flame that gives the light of days to nights! I am a FLAME that shatters the darkness of dark souls and replaces it with LIGHT! I am a FLAMING Moltres!" James excessively-forcefully closed the front door of his house while extremely-excitedly running straight back onto the front lawn/yard of said house as he did so and then INCREDIBLY-proudly said to Meowth while standing right in front of Meowth and doing four EXTREMELY "gay pornish" poses as he did so. Naturally enough, the "FLAMING" fourth/last one of said poses was an EXTREMELY familiar and embarrassing pose in which James VERY-widely spreaded his "Moltres wings" while throwing a HUGE amount of magical glitter into the air of his house's front lawn/yard and COMPLETELY-shamelessly showing the one of his skin-tight Mighty Moltres costume's parts that his crotch was in to Meowth as he did so.
"THAT OUTFIT…where did James GET it?!" AM intensely-blushingly asked DM while looking very worried as he did so as AM and DM almost-speechlessly shook their heads back and forth and looked at "James the Moltres" by basically using Meowth's eyes while sitting on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and increasingly-intensely wanting to die as they did so. Meanwhile, Meowth had just shrunk himself to a size that basically was James's size by shooting himself with "his" giant grink ray gun and caused said gun to shrink with him in the process and was VERY-embarrassed-lookingly standing in front of James with his sexy feline feet, looking at James with his big feline eyes and pointing said gun at James's lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his cute feline hands while fearfully shaking as he did so.
"I THINK that the COSTUME that you have just mentioned flew STRAIGHT out of James's CLOSET." DM smirkingly-and-snickeringly told AM while intensely blushing as he did so while Meowth was busy increasingly-nervously being about to start speaking to James. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James increasingly-impatiently staring at Meowth while having "Moltres hands" that were on his "Moltres hips" as he did so later, Meowth rather-loudly swallowed his pride and then somewhat-reluctantly started speaking to the fruity fruitcake that James was.
"If you currently want to be a HERO, then the villain that you should be defeating right now is the…well, MONSTER that I currently am. The grink ray gun that I currently am holding is RIGHT in front of you right now, James. If you take said gun out of my hands with your own hands, shrink me to the size of a bug by shooting me with said gun and then repeatedly crush me with your feet until I am completely dead NOW, then the planet that you and me currently are on PROBABLY will become a better place LATER. PLEASE kill me NOW, James." Meowth shakingly-and-cryingly told James while actually being about to start trying to do the utterly disgusting pair of things that shrinking James to the size of a bug by shooting James with "his" grink ray gun and then repeatedly crushing James with his beautiful feline feet until James was completely dead was as he did so. Naturally enough, the way in which James prevented himself from falling into said trap a few seconds later mostly was a result of how egotistical he was rather than being a result of how smart he was.
"HMPH! I may BE an utterly BEAUTIFUL Moltres right now, but if you currently think that I currently am bird-brain-having enough to 'be a hero' by KILLING villains such as the extremely insane and help-needing one of my best friends that you currently are by crushing them with my feet, then you might as well be walking on the SUN of the planet that you and me currently are on with your utterly beautiful BARE feet right now!" James smirkingly-and-snickeringly told Meowth while continuing to have "Moltres hands" that were on his "Moltres hips" as he did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds of Meowth surprisingly-convincingly pretending that he wanted to give "his" grink ray gun to James while AJ and DJ were busy rolling their eyes and exasperatedly groaning due to how gravity-alteration-causingly HUGE the ego of the man that they were sitting in front of the Central Nervous Super-Computer of the brain of was later, Meowth quite-suddenly stopped crying and started intensely smiling due to how much James had just started causing himself to look like one of the things that cats eat on the version of Earth that I have written this EXTREMELY long, gross and disturbing story while being on.
"YOU might as well be swimming in my STOMACH right now, you 'utterly' PATHETIC loony BIRD who currently is one of THE most delicious-looking things that I have seen!" Meowth smirkingly-and-snickeringly told James while pointing "his" grink ray gun at James's lovely-lavender-hair-having head with his cute feline hands and looking STRAIGHT into James's utterly beautiful eyes as he did so while James was busy embarrassed-lookingly shaking his "Moltres head" back and forth, waving his "Moltres hands" back and forth and thinking "I DO have the superpowers of a Mighty Moltres right now, RIGHT?" to himself. A VERY small number of seconds of Meowth standing in front of James and far-too-clearly being about to shoot James's face with "his" grink ray gun while AJ and DJ were busy rolling their eyes and exasperatedly saying "YES…" to James later, Meowth FAR-too-proudly shot James's aforementioned face with "his" equally aforementioned grink ray gun and shrunk James to the size of a pathetically small and EXTREMELY gay-looking bird-costume-wearing mouse by doing so.
"If YOU currently think that you are one of the Pocket Monsters of Pokemon's Fire Type, then let's see how much you currently like getting sent STRAIGHT down my throat by some good old-fashioned WATER!" Meowth smirkingly-and-snickeringly said as he surprisingly-gently placed "his" grink ray gun onto the ground with his right hand and then equally-gently grabbed James with his far-less-human-than-James's left hand while James was busy fearfully-shakingly standing in front of him and looking STRAIGHT into his big feline eyes. A thankfully very small number of seconds of Meowth smugly-grinningly walking toward the front door of James's house while James was busy fearfully-shakingly being the extremely cute "toy" that Meowth was holding with his far-less-human-than-James's left hand later, Meowth twisted the good old-fashioned knob that was on the front of the front door of James's house with his cute feline right hand and then gratuitously showed the bottom of his sexy feline right foot to you by kicking said door open with said foot while continuing to "lovingly" hold James with his far-less-human-than-James's left hand as he did said things.
"I am MIGHTY, just like a Moltres. I will always prevail and triumph, no matter what happens to me." James surprisingly-bravely thought to himself while terrifiedly shaking and continuing to be the thing that Meowth was holding with his cute feline left hand as he did so while Meowth was busy smirkingly walking into James's house by using its front door and then smirkingly-and-snickeringly closing said door with his equally cute feline right hand. A very small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of Meowth smugly-grinningly walking into the kitchen of James's house while continuing to hold James with his far-less-human-than-James's left hand as he did so later, Meowth "lovingly" placed James onto the top of the island of said kitchen with said hand and then immediately pulled the one of James's handle-having coffee cups that his weirdly cute feline face was on straight out of the main cup cabinet of said kitchen with both of his cute feline hands.
"If we cuddle, you may be-COME befuddled, but if my offer's shunned, you PROBABLY will fall into my gut!" Meowth extremely-teasingly sang to James while surprisingly-skillfully using his cute feline hands in order to close the door of the aforementioned cup cabinet that he had just used, carry the equally aforementioned coffee cup that he had just grabbed straight toward the sink of James's house's kitchen and then immediately start filling said cup with the good old-fashioned water that said sink contained by turning the main faucet of said sink on as he did so. A very small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of James fearfully-shakingly standing on the top of his kitchen's island and looking at the EXTREMELY devilish grin that was on Meowth's face while Meowth was busy carrying the aforementioned coffee cup that he had just filled with water toward James by using his cute feline hands that he had just turned the main faucet of James's house's kitchen's sink back off by using later, Meowth surprisingly-gently placed said cup onto the top of James's house's kitchen's island with both of his cute feline hands and then devilishly-laughingly placed James into the aforementioned water that was in said cup with his cute feline right hand while increasingly-intensely wanting to swallow James as he did so.
"Despite how much I currently want to say that my stomach currently is about to hurt you MUCH more intensely than you currently are about to hurt my heart, I really do love you so much and hate myself SO much right now. If YOU really are able to fly like a Moltres and…UHHH…shrink and enlarge yourself like a Moltres right now, then you currently need to do EXACTLY one thing for me. You currently need to fly STRAIGHT into my intensely aching heart and then IMMEDIATELY kill me by attacking it. If you currently want to be a HERO who throws utterly disgusting pieces of garbage such as the villain that I currently am away in the ways that they DESERVE, then you currently NEED to IMMEDIATELY stop being an utterly pathetic cat-fucking idiot and start making sure that I will not be able to kill myself LATER by killing me NOW. Are you ready to start PROPERLY being a hero right now, James?" Meowth looked down at James and increasingly-depressedly said to James while increasingly-intensely shaking and crying as he did so while James was busy extremely-regretfully looking at Meowth's extremely sadness-showing face and swimming in place on the extremely gayness-containing sink water that was in the coffee cup that Meowth was increasingly-nervously holding in front of his cute feline face with both of his equally cute feline hands. A very small but painfully large-feeling number of seconds of James completely-speechlessly nodding his lovely-lavender-hair-having head and crying while Meowth was busy similarly-cryingly holding the aforementioned coffee cup that he had just filled with water and James's gayness in front of his cute feline face with both of his equally cute feline hands and shaking his weird feline head back and forth later, Meowth VERY-loudly swallowed his quite-nearly non-existent feline pride and then immediately started VERY-slowly moving said cup toward his increasingly-widely open feline mouth with both of his cute feline hands while continuing to intensely shake and even-more-intensely want to FINALLY die as he did so.
"Goodbye, James…GULP?!" Meowth intensely-cryingly whispered to James while intensely-shakingly holding the good old-fashioned coffee cup that he had just filled with water and James's gayness RIGHT in front of his big feline mouth with both of his cute feline hands and far-too-clearly being about to make said mouth a VERY-widely open one as he did so…and then terrified-lookingly said out loud as James smirkingly-and-shrinkingly flew STRAIGHT out of the strangely warm aforementioned water that he had just started trying to pour into his VERY-widely open feline mouth by using the equally aforementioned coffee cup that he was holding with both of his intensely shaking feline hands and then shrinkingly-and-snickeringly flew STRAIGHT down his surprisingly clean-looking feline throat while he was busy IMMEDIATELY closing his big feline mouth that James had just completely-literally FLOWN into. A few highly disturbing seconds of Meowth surprisingly-gently placing the VERY water-containing coffee cup that James had just flown out of while surprisingly-slowly shrinking himself to the size of a quite small ant as he did so onto the top of James's house's kitchen's island with his intensely shaking feline hands while looking and being utterly terrified as he did so later, James was in Meowth's adorably soft and ticklish-looking stomach and FAR-too-clearly was about to start playing with it.
"WOW…me and Jessie really HAVE been COMPLETELY failing to make sure that the poor little extremely suicidal monster that I currently am inside the body of properly FEEDS himself and gets properly fed by his owners…" James hung his lovely-lavender-hair-having head in shame and extremely-regretfully thought to himself as he floated right above the almost-completely empty pool of digestive acid that Meowth's intensely growling stomach contained while Meowth was busy clutching his cute feline chest with his equally cute feline hands and fearfully-shakingly looking down at said chest. A few highly depressing seconds of AM and DM extremely-disappointedly nodding their heads, sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs, looking at Meowth's almost-completely empty stomach by basically using James's eyes, and saying "YEAH…" to James later, James quite-suddenly started oddly-intensely blushing and smiling as a surprisingly-brightly glowing light bulb equally-suddenly appeared right above his "Moltres head" and then completely disappeared a few very amusing but VERY disturbing seconds later while he was busy surprisingly-bravely continuing to float right above the aforementioned pool of digestive acid that he had just seen an EXTREMELY small amount of food-related stuff by looking at.
"HMPH! AJ and DJ, let's see how much the poor little MURDERER that I currently am inside the body of likes the things that the lovely-lavender-hair-having TOY that he has just swallowed currently is about to do to HIM by playing with HIS internal organs!" James crossed his arms over his chest and smirkingly-and-snickeringly thought to himself as he floating-above-acidly looked at the inner surface of Meowth's stomach and saw how adorably soft and sensitive-looking said surface was. An EXTREMELY small number of seconds of James completely-literally heating both himself and the EXTREMELY heatable Moltres costume that he was wearing up by using his superhumanly intense flamingness while continuing to incredibly-bravely float right above the digestive acid pool of Meowth's stomach as he did so later, James VERY-angrily started giving a VERY painful stomach ache to Meowth while Meowth was busy continuing to clutch his cute feline chest with his equally cute feline hands and fearfully-shakingly look down at said chest.
"OWWW…OOOGH…OHUOHHH…YAAAIGGGH!" Meowth intensely-cryingly moaned and wailed in pain while getting down onto his knees and rather-tightly squeezing his chest with both of his arms as he did so as James angrily-but-laughingly flew around in the increasingly-intensely aching stomach of Meowth while giving disturbingly large numbers of flesh-burningly hot Moltres Punches and bleeding-causingly hot Moltres Kicks to said stomach as he did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James beating Meowth's stomach up with his "Moltres hands", his "Moltres feet" and an amount of might that was surprisingly-extremely far from being all of his Moltressy might later, James smugly-grinningly placed his aforementioned "Moltres hands" onto his "Moltres hips" and FAR-too-proudly looked at how visibly sore he had just caused Meowth's stomach to become while continuing to incredibly-bravely float right above the digestive acid pool of said stomach as he did so while said stomach was busy INCREDIBLY-quickly repairing itself due to the fact that Meowth was a quite-nearly indestructible cartoon character that it was not the brain of or the heart of.
"AWWW; have I just given a nasty-wasty TUMMY ACHE to the poor little BABY that I currently am in the body of?" James smirkingly-and-snickeringly thought to himself as he playfully tickled the inner surface of Meowth's stomach with his "Moltres feathers" and caused Meowth to tightly clutch his cute feline belly with his equally cute feline hands and joyfully laugh by doing so. A quite-disturbingly small number of seconds of Meowth VERY-worried-lookingly getting back off of his cute feline knees and onto his sexy feline feet later, James had just prevailingly-and-triumphantly flown out of Meowth's decreasingly aching stomach and into Meowth's increasingly dying and damaged-looking liver while FAR-too-excitedly smiling and laughing as he did so.
"Now, I will LITERALLY bathe in the blood of the beast that has just swallowed me! MWAHAHAHAHAHHH! Hmmm…it tastes pretty GOOD!" James overjoyedly yelled and then pleasantly-surprisedly said as he increasingly-excitedly flew straight into the oddly-arousingly warm and bubbly pool of highly alcohol-containing blood that Meowth's diseased-and-rotten-looking liver contained, sickeningly-happily swallowed the mouthful of whiskey-and-wine-flavored blood that had just gone into his "Moltres mouth", and then jokingly-but-disgustingly started bathing in said pool while wearing his Mighty Moltres costume as he did said things. Meanwhile, Meowth disgusted-lookingly clutched the part of his cute feline chest that was the main home of his increasingly-intensely beating feline heart with both of his increasingly-intensely shaking feline hands and thought "Is…is James LITERALLY putting his gayness into my blood stream right now?!" to himself. A thankfully pretty small number of seconds of James literally bathing in the aforementioned pool of highly alcohol-containing blood that Meowth's liver contained and drinking quite a few sips of said blood as he did so later, James had just prevailingly-and-triumphantly flown out of Meowth's terrifyingly unhealthy-looking liver and into Meowth's relievingly healthy-looking lungs while drunk-lookingly smiling and wearing his Mighty Moltres costume that a QUITE-visibly large amount of blood had just started being on as he did so.
"Meowth TOLD me that he wanted me to send him into another world; now, I am making him HIGH!" James smirkingly said to you as he FAR-too-proudly flew around in Meowth's highly breathing-branches-containing and surprisingly-highly clean and fresh-looking lungs while throwing a HUGE amount of the hallucinogenic drug powder that the aforementioned magical "glitter" that his Mighty Moltres costume's equally magical Hammer Space had just started containing an equally HUGE amount of FAR-too-clearly was STRAIGHT into the most air-absorbing parts of said lungs as he did so. Meanwhile, Meowth tightly clutched his cute feline chest with his equally cute feline hands and coughed a quite-disturbingly large number of times before then exhaustedly collapsing onto the floor of James's house's kitchen, being unconscious for five entire minutes while James was busy terrified-lookingly making sure that his cold and broken feline heart was not about to death-causingly stop beating, and then EXTREMELY-suddenly starting to have widely open swirly eyes, surprisingly-quickly get back up onto his neat feline feet that he had just yeeted James's meat with, and think that he, Jessie and James were in Heaven.
"Am…am I in HEAVEN due to how much death-causing gas James has just filled my lungs with while being in them right now?!" Snarkercat (Meowth) bewilderedly asked God (Giovanni) as he walked out of a basically perfect version of James's house with his sexy feline feet while closing its front door behind himself and completely-literally being a naked and dickless angel who had just drank wine by using the coffee cup that he had almost-as-recently killed himself with as he did so while Pansy (James) and Mocking (Jessie) were "busy" merrily watching Pokemon: The Animated Series with their living room's HD TV while lovingly sitting right next to each other on the main couch of their living room and completely-literally being sandals-wearing angels that God had been giving free water, free electricity AND free food to as they did so. A thankfully pretty small number of seconds of the weirdly normal-human-size-having Snarkercat and the surprisingly normal-human-size-having God standing in front of each other on an even more beautiful and perfect version of the front lawn/yard of James's house while blushingly-and-smilingly looking into each other's eyes and being naked as they did so later, the extremely handsome, beard-having and muscular God blushingly-and-smirkingly nodded his far-more-human-than-Snarkercat's head while being a man that the feet of the VERY weird-looking and weak-looking Snarkercat had just caused the penis of to become VERY hard by being in front of its owner as he did so.
"ARE you about to start giving a good old-fashioned foot job to me with your utterly HEAVENLY feet right now, you utterly ADORABLE little guy who currently IS in Heaven due to how much I love him?" God crossed his arms over his chest, smirkingly closed his eyes and teasingly asked Snarkercat while James was busy being in Meowth's quite-literally cold and broken heart and making said heart warm for JUST a few more seconds by touching its inner surface with his quite-literally hot "Moltres hands" that he had just touched said surface for over 240 entire seconds with. A few seconds of the nervously shaking and intensely blushing Snarkercat increasingly-smilingly looking STRAIGHT into the open eyes of the smugly grinning and lovingly blushing God and nodding his cute feline head while a HUGE rainbow was busy appearing in the part of Heaven's sky that God and Snarkercat were standing underneath later, God loudly swallowed his pride and then immediately got down onto his far-more-human-than-Snarkercat's knees while Snarkercat was busy equally-loudly swallowing his pride and then equally-immediately getting down onto his cute feline butt and his equally cute feline hands.
"OOOH…OH, YEAH…AHHH…OHHH…" God increasingly-arousedly moaned while Snarkercat was busy smirkingly-and-snickeringly beating God's meat with his neat feline feet. Meanwhile, James had just quite-worriedly flown out of Meowth's heart, flown straight back up Meowth's throat and then flown straight through Meowth's nyasopharynx and was regretfully floating right next to the extremely-disappointingly small brain that Meowth's brain case contained while being inside said brain case and looking at said brain (which was fairly large but quite-clearly was not large enough to be able to properly fill Meowth's brain case) as he did so.
"UGGGH…the smallness of the brain that I currently am looking at really is showing how much of a dumb weirdo me and Jessie have been causing Meowth to become to me SO much right now…" James shrugged his "Moltres shoulders" and blushingly-and-sighingly thought to himself while continuing to float right next to Meowth's brain and increasingly-depressedly look at said brain as he did so while AM and DM were busy protecting themselves with drugs-repelling force fields by using their magical superpowers and increasingly-terrifiedly trying to get rid of the highness that James (who was SO high on autism that actual drugs were barely even able to cause him to "feel weird") had just given to Meowth by using the "Air Cleaner" feature of Meowth's CNSC. A thankfully very small number of seconds of Meowth swirly-eyes-havingly sitting on the front lawn/yard of James's house and giving a foot job to…the air that his utterly beautiful feline feet were in later, James shrunk himself to a basically microscopic size by using his "superpowers of a Moltres", flew out of Meowth's head by flying straight through the "nose" that was on the top of said head, and then immediately flew back into said head by flying straight into Meowth's right ear while Meowth was busy swirly-eyes-havingly "beating God's meat" with his neat feline feet.
"Well, at least Meowth's ears are less dirty and gross than his MIND right now…" James green-face-havingly thought to himself as he quickly-but-carefully flew past basically all of the dirty and slimy ear wax and excessively large and numerous hairs that Meowth's disturbingly sore-looking and thankfully non-literal right ear canal contained while God was busy overjoyedly moaning and squirting a VERY-cartoonishly HUGE amount of good old-fashioned semen onto Snarkercat's extremely sexy feline feet with his amazingly powerful penis of a god due to how utterly perfect the foot job that Snarkercat had just given to him was in the EXTREMELY pornographic, detailed and gayness-containing day dream that James had just sent Meowth into. A thankfully very small number of seconds of God intensely-blushingly licking his utterly delicious semen of a god off of Snarkercat's utterly perfect feline feet while Meowth was busy blushingly-and-smilingly wiggling his utterly adorable feline toes and teasingly-but-lovingly purring and giggling later, James rather-loudly swallowed his pride and then pretty-reluctantly started speaking into Meowth's VERY sore-looking and surprisingly non-literal right ear drum while angry-lookingly floating right in front of said ear drum and having "Moltres hands" that were on his "Moltres hips" as he did said things.
"You'd better stop dreaming and start having properly open eyes RIGHT now, Meowth! The amount of punishment that I have just given to you is not even NEARLY as large as the amount of punishment that you currently DESERVE! If you think that you are DEAD right now, then you'd better start thinking AGAIN right now! For YOUR information, the place that you currently DESERVE the painfulness of living in is MUCH worse than Hell!" James increasingly-angrily ranted into Meowth's increasingly sore right ear drum while continuing to float right in front of said ear drum and have "Moltres hands" that were on his "Moltres hips" as he did so while Snarkercat was busy intensely-blushingly continuing to sit right in front of God and allow God to blushingly-and-lovingly lick and kiss his extremely sexy feline feet and suck his equally sexy feline toes. A thankfully very small number of seconds of God basically washing Snarkercat's feet with his far-more-human-than-Snarkercat's mouth later, Snarkercat smugly-grinningly started properly making sure that God was aware of the fact that James's voice was in his cute feline head while God was busy continuing to shamelessly be one of Snarkercat's foot slaves.
"Predictably enough, James has just decided to start talking to me with his BRAIN just to tell ME that I currently am DREAMING rather than being dead and THEN tell ME that I currently should be in HELLY Wood rather than being in Heaven just because I have killed Jessie! For YOUR information, Jessie was an utterly DISGUSTING whore when I killed her in this story's second chapter, and James is an utterly PATHETIC foot-fetish-having LOSER who basically thinks that he is a BIRD right NOW! In other words, Jessie and James belong in Hell ALMOST as much as I do right now!" Snarkercat smirkingly-and-snickeringly said to God while continuing to sit right in front of God and intensely want to be able to masturbate to how intensely God was licking, kissing and sucking his utterly beautiful feline feet as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's right ear canal, the utterly pathetic Moltres-costume-wearing dork who was increasingly-angrily floating right in front of Meowth's right ear drum and looking at said ear drum extremely-quickly started to become glowingly red, become steam-producingly hot and COMPLETELY lose his patience due to how angry Meowth had just started causing him to completely-understandably become.
"LET'S SEE HOW SENSITIVE YOUR RIGHT EAR DRUM CURRENTLY IS, YOU SICKENINGLY INSENSITIVE MOTHER FUCKER! MOLTRES…PUNCH!" James furiously screamed at Meowth before then immediately delivering a quite-literally flaming punch that was EVERY bit as powerful as it looked to Meowth's right ear drum and adding a VERY large and bloody new hole to said ear drum by doing so. Meanwhile, Meowth fearfully-shakingly got sent STRAIGHT back into Pokemon: The Animated Series's version of "the real world" by an EXTREMELY effective combination of how much his brain and lungs had just gotten cleaned up by his CNSC's "Air Cleaner" feature and how PAINFULLY loudly James had just spoken to him and then tightly clutched his cute feline head with his equally cute feline hands while little-girlishly screaming and crying in agony as he did so as James broke his fragile feline right ear drum.
"NO UTTERLY INSANE MEN WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE BIRDS ARE ABOUT TO START PLAYING WITH MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW! NO, SIRRY! LA LALA LA LALA LA LAAAH!" Meowth dementedly sang while terrifyingly-intensely smiling and increasingly-dizzily having swirly eyes as he did so as he got back up onto his neat feline feet and then immediately started stumbling around on the front lawn/yard of James's house like a total drunk idiot with said feet while "flapping his wings" by swinging his cute feline arms up and down like a total lunatic as he did said stumbling. Meanwhile, James playfully tickled Meowth's right inner ear with his "Moltres feathers", laughingly flew STRAIGHT through Meowth's mewstachian tubes, even-more-playfully tickled Meowth's left inner ear with his aforementioned "Moltres feathers", and then even-more-laughingly flew STRAIGHT through Meowth's left mewstachian tube, STRAIGHT through Meowth's nyasopharynx, and STRAIGHT through the back entrance of Meowth's brain while Meowth was busy starting to completely lose his fascinating feline mind.
"MWA HA HA HA HAHHH! Angelic Meowth and Demonic Meowth, let's see how much Meowth is able to control ME when I am in his BEHAVIORAL CONTROL CENTER! Meowth's ego may currently be so DISGUSTINGLY large that his head completely-literally has its own version of gravity, but NO one can defeat James the Moltres! I am Pokemon: The Animated Series's best character! I am better than Jessie and Meowth COMBINED! I will ALWAYS prevail and triumph, no matter WHAT happens to me!" James prevailingly-and-triumphantly said to AM and DM while floating right in front of said brain operators and doing excessively numerous HIGHLY flamboyant poses as he did so. Meanwhile, AM and DM placed their hands onto their hips and disgustedly cringed due to how much of a pompous peacock the lovely-lavender-hair-having man that they were looking at was while bare-feet-havingly standing on the floor of Meowth's brain as they did so.
"How EMBARRASSING is this Moltres-costume-wearing lunatic?" AM intensely-blushingly closed his eyes and EXTREMELY-disappointedly asked DM while DM was busy equally-blushingly shaking his oddly cute demonic head back and forth and EXTREMELY-depressedly sighing as AM and DM increasingly-regretfully continued to stand right in front of James and have cute feline hands that were on their equally cute feline hips due to how utterly insane and obnoxious the man that they had just started looking at was. Meanwhile, Meowth was tightly clutching his cute feline head with both of his equally cute feline hands and increasingly-fearfully shaking while bare-feet-havingly standing on the front lawn/yard of James's house and being increasingly aware of how deeply inside his oddly sexy feline body James was as he did so.
"I know that James is a bird-brain-having loony bird, but this version of him is utterly ri-DICK-u-less!" DM smirkingly-and-snickeringly told AM as AM and DM continued to have hands that were on their hips and humiliatedly look at the EXTREMELY flaming "Moltres" that they were standing right in front of. A few amusingly weird seconds of James indignantly glaring at AM and DM while continuing to Moltres-costume-wearingly float right in front of said brain operators as he did so later, James excessively-suddenly started COMPLETELY-shamelessly showing how much of a big, scary and (snickers) straight "tough guy" he was to AM and DM.
"Come ON, Bitch! YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!" James valiantly yelled at DM while spreading his "Moltres wings", showing off his "Moltres crotch" in order to make sure that AM and DM were able to properly see it, sparklingly floating right in front of AM and DM, and generally looking like an EXTREMELY gay porn star as he did so. Roughly ONE second of AM and DM continuing to humiliatedly stand in front of James and increasingly-intensely want to beat James with their cute feline hands and their sexy feline feet until each one of the bones of his "utterly beautiful" body knew what being broke felt like later, AM and DM completely lost their patience and then immediately decided to FINALLY start making James completely aware of how non-existent "James the Moltres" was.
"YOU'D BETTER SHUT YOUR BEAK RIGHT NOW, JAMES! You currently are IN a TERRIFYINGLY fragile and EXTREMELY important piece of MEOWTH, you cat-sodomizing IDIOT!" DM shook his right fist at James and furiously yelled at James while James was busy floating right in front of him, having "Moltres hands" that were on his "Moltres hips", and almost-as-angrily staring at him with his "Moltres eyes". A somewhat-surprisingly small number of seconds of AM closed-eyes-havingly shaking his head back and forth while looking and being EXTREMELY disappointed and having hands that were on his hips as he did so later, AM quite-loudly sighed and then somewhat-reluctantly opened his eyes that James was right in front of while continuing to have cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips as he did said things.
"For YOUR information, the one of Pokemon: The Animated Series's episodes that you currently are in is not even a properly REAL episode! Xander Martin 98 MADE the whole thing up!" AM frustratedly told James while continuing to have cute feline hands that were on his equally cute feline hips as he did so. Meanwhile, DM was very-angrily showing his middle fingers and a good old-fashioned "death stare" to James while James was busy increasingly-confusedly looking at the brain operators that he was floating right in front of.
"WHAT?!" James bewilderedly yelled while tightly clutching his "Moltres head" with both of his "Moltres hands" as he did so as the aforementioned version of "For YOUR information, you currently are in a fan fic!" that had just flown through his "Moltres ears" flew STRAIGHT into his "Moltres brain" and quite-nearly caused said brain to James's-skull-shatteringly explode in the process. Meanwhile, AM and DM tiredly crossed their arms over their chests while extremely-disappointedly standing in front of James, looking at James with their cute feline eyes and nodding their equally cute feline heads at "James the Moltres" as they did so.
"The whole thing is a big JOKE, and you currently are the Moltres-costume-wearing JACKASS of it!" DM smirkingly-and-snickeringly told James as AM and DM continued to have over-their-chestsly crossed arms and disgustedly stare at the "Moltres" that they were standing right in front of. Meanwhile, James fearfully-shakingly crossed his arms behind his back while FAR-too-clearly NOT wanting to get told that his Mighty Moltres costume was fake as he did so.
"Have…have you and DM just told me that the one of Pokemon: The Animated Series's episodes that I currently am in is a work of fan FICTION?!" James increasingly-terrifiedly asked AM and DM while continuing to fearfully-shakingly have behind-his-backly crossed arms as he did so. A few EXTREMELY patheticness-containing seconds of James continuing to fearfully-shakingly float right in front of AM and DM and have behind-his-backly crossed arms while doing so later, AM and DM un-crossed their cute feline arms and then QUITE-loudly sighed due to how utterly pathetic the "Moltres" that they were standing right in front of and VERY-regretfully looking at was.
"That's RIGHT, James; you currently are in a pile of tropey, un-original and poorly made TRASH that is ALMOST as big as the one that Undertale is!" AM smirkingly-and-snickeringly told James while DM was busy grinningly-and-gigglingly nodding his cute demonic head at James. Meanwhile, James was incredibly-foolishly continuing to try to become the winner of the ironically non-physical "fight" that he had just gotten almost-completely defeated by AM and DM in.
"HMPH! Xander Martin 98's 'talentedness' may be a thing that quite-probably was VERY fake when he created the fan fic that I currently am in, but James the Moltres currently is a VERY real superhero- I mean, supervillain…RIGHT?" James increasingly-worriedly said to AM and DM while continuing to fearfully-shakingly float right in front of AM and DM and have behind-his-backly crossed arms while doing so as he did so. A few seconds of AM and DM smirkingly shaking their heads back and forth later, DM said THE thing that caused "James the Moltres" to basically finish going (snickers) straight back to being James the Dickless Loser.
"James the Moltres currently is almost as FAKE as he was in 'The Fortune Hunters' and generally is a total Joke Character who thinks that he is one of THE weakest and worst Legendary Pocket Monsters of all time! Meowth's DAD probably is more able to beat me, AM and Meowth in fair fights than you currently seem to be right now, and Meowth's dad basically is DEAD right now!" DM very-angrily told the "Moltres" that was utterly-pathetically floating right in front of him while James was busy having "fire" powers that AJ and DJ had intentionally filled with his patheticness during his "Come ON, Bitch" incident in order to make their owner so weak that they were barely even heat powers. Roughly five seconds of James being completely speechless and motionless and thankfully not being able to effortlessly destroy Meowth's brain by throwing a fire-producing tantrum later, James became so weak that he was barely even able to fly and then immediately collapsed onto the floor of Meowth's brain like the pitiful insect that he basically was.
"The…the Mighty Moltres currently is so weak and fake that the dead father of Pokemon: The Animated Series's anthropomorphic version of DAN HIBIKI is able to EASILY be more intimidating than him in FAIR fights…" James cryingly thought to himself while devastatedly crawling toward AM and DM with his hands and knees and then slavishly licking the utterly gorgeous bare feet of said brain operators as he did so. A disgustingly large number of seconds of James repeatedly licking the VERY brainy-smelling bare feet of AM and DM while AM and DM were busy having over-their-chestsly crossed arms and increasingly-disgustedly looking down at him later, AM and DM very-angrily kicked the Moltres-costume-wearing pervert who had just blushingly-and-moaningly played with their feet for QUITE-nearly an entire minute away from themselves and knocked a VERY important thing into EXACTLY the right part of his brain by doing so.
"WAIT for a minute…James…Meowth's dad…OH, MY GOD!" James humiliatedly-but-calmly said to AM and DM as he surprisingly-quickly got back up onto his feet…and then QUITE-loudly yelled while tightly covering his mouth with both of his hands and looking and being EXTREMELY shocked and sad as he did so. Roughly five seconds of AM and DM bored-and-tired-lookingly staring at James while continuing to have over-their-chestsly crossed arms as they did so later, AM and DM un-crossed their arms, shrugged their shoulders while loudly sighing as they did so, and then somewhat-reluctantly started walking toward Meowth's Central Nervous Super-Computer while regretfully saying "Follow us…" to James as they did so.
"Meowth, are you OKAY right now? I know that I have just…well, USED you as a playground and caused some VERY embarrassing and disturbing things to happen to you in the process, but I really do LOVE you right now despite how embarrassing and disturbing some of the things that YOU have quite-recently done to ME and Jessie are. I am completely-literally IN your brain right now, Meowth. If you currently want mental help, then you really are a VERY lucky cat right now." James regretfully-but-relievedly said to Meowth by standing right in front of Meowth's CNSC and surprisingly-quietly speaking into it while doing so while Meowth was busy tightly clutching his cute feline head with both of his equally cute feline hands and fearfully-shakingly standing on the front lawn/yard of James's house with his sexy feline feet while doing so. Meanwhile, AM and DM were annoyedly-but-understandingly sitting on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs and increasingly-impatiently waiting for a good chance to use the "Memory Theater" feature of Meowth's CNSC while doing so.
"For YOUR information, I currently am an extremely UN-lucky cat! I was a homeless pariah who got HORRIFICALLY abused/tortured by MANY of the characters that he met in my backstory, and I am a basically worthless Joke Character right now. The life that I currently am stuck in is a life in which I am an alcoholic owner fucker, a foot fetishistic prostitute, an anthropomorphic version of Dan Hibiki, AND a woman-killing penis sucker who is one of the main sidekicks of a pet-fucking PONCE who is SO stupid and insane that he is barely even aware of how clearly non-avian his 'body of a Moltres' that CLEARLY is the body of a human is. I currently do NOT want you to give a brain massage to me, James. I currently want you to KILL me, James." Meowth stopped shaking, closed his eyes, angrily crossed his arms over his chest, and frustratedly said to James while sounding and being surprisingly calm as he did so. Meanwhile, inside Meowth's ears, the damage that James had just given to Meowth's inner ears and right ear drum was completely disappearing and was EXTREMELY about to finish doing so.
"I may not be a Moltres right now, but I definitely AM your best friend right now. Despite how much you really do DESERVE being dead and in Hell right now, killing you is a thing that I currently WANT to do. Making you PROPERLY aware of HOW disturbing and depressing your backstory is is a thing that I currently NEED to do, Jack." James sighingly shrugged his shoulders and then regretfully told Meowth while Moltres-costume-wearingly standing right in front of Meowth's CNSC and looking at its Control Panel that AM and DM had just started using as he did so. An impressively small number of seconds of AM and DM activating the aforementioned "Memory Theater" feature of Meowth's CNSC later, Meowth un-crossed his arms, started sitting in a "criss-cross applesauce" position on the front lawn/yard of James's house and regretfully closed his eyes as James's brain became wirelessly connected to his brain.
"Naturally enough, the extremely 'edgy' and plot holey backstory that you SAY that you have in 'Go West, Young Meowth' is almost as fake as the Moltres costume that currently is on my body. Despite how many extremely pornographic pictures of Meowzie and Giovanni your brain QUITE-probably contains right now, how human-like you currently are is NOT a natural result of how much Meowzie liked humans when you met her in 'Hollywood'. How human-like you currently are is a VERY natural result of your brain completely-literally being the brain of a human, Jack." James told Meowth while standing in front of Meowth's CNSC and having tightly closed eyes as he did so. Meanwhile, AM, DM and Meowth fascinatedly gasped as Meowth's CNSC started showing the missing pieces of Meowth's backstory that James had just started dreaming about to AM and DM while Meowth's mind was busy showing said pieces to Meowth.
"When me and Jessie found the original version of you in New Joyzee, you were a VERY young but VERY intelligent black boy whose name was Jack Oftu Miyfeit, and your sister was a slightly less young but MUCH less intelligent black girl whose name was Jilliam Izontu Miyfeit. The leaders of Team Rocket had just given a VERY disturbing mission to me and Jessie, and said mission had even-more-recently started becoming one of THE most…AHEM…CAT-astrophic ones of the increasingly numerous missions in which me and Jessie have stolen VERY innocent children from their parents in order to make Team Rocket's scientists properly able to turn said children into…well, MONSTERS." James increasingly-cryingly told Meowth while Meowth's brain was busy showing the extremely depressing things that James was talking about to AM, DM and Meowth. Roughly ten seconds of James, AM, DM and Meowth intensely crying and even-more-intensely wanting to hug Jack later, James fearfully-shakingly continued speaking.
"Naturally enough, me and Jessie had just 'flown' from Kanto to New Joyzee by using our favorite one of the stolen police cars that our fellow members of Team Rocket had turned into Rocket Cars that looked exactly like police cars and wearing police officer costumes while doing so. While you were busy having a surprisingly normal and peaceful life in the equally-surprisingly clean and nice-looking two-story house that you, your sister, your mother and your father were in, me and Jessie started making some good old-fashioned TROUBLE in your neighborhood by landing the flying police car that I have just mentioned right in front of said house." James cryingly-and-shiveringly told Meowth while Meowth's brain was busy continuing to show the extremely depressing things that James was talking about to AM, DM and Meowth. Roughly ten seconds of James, AM, DM and Meowth regretfully-and-cryingly shaking their heads back and forth and increasingly-intensely shivering later, James quite-loudly swallowed his pride and then VERY-reluctantly continued speaking.
"Me and Jessie tricked your father into opening the front door of your house by telling him that we WERE police officers and were about to start punishing him and his wife for their blackness by putting him and his wife in our police car and then immediately turned him and his wife into dust by shooting him and his wife with the death ray pistols that we had been carrying while he and his wife were busy terrified-and-confused-lookingly standing behind said door and looking at us. While you and your sister were busy cryingly-and-shiveringly standing in front of us and looking at the dust that we had just turned 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' into and the aforementioned death ray pistols that we had just started pointing at the faces of you and your sister, we shiveringly-and-cryingly told you and your sister to IMMEDIATELY start walking into our police car. While Jessie was busy making sure that you and your sister were NOT able to get out of our police car, I ran straight back into your house, placed a HUGE time bomb in said house, and then IMMEDIATELY ran straight back into said police car while your house was busy being about to explode." James extremely-reluctantly told Meowth while Meowth's brain was busy continuing to show the extremely depressing things that James was talking about to AM, DM and Meowth. Roughly ten seconds of James, AM, DM and Meowth intensely-cryingly hanging their heads in shame later, James quite-loudly sighed and then EXTREMELY-depressedly continued speaking.
"Me and Jessie delivered you, your sister and ourselves to a VERY creepy laboratory that Team Rocket's building builders had built near New Whorleans. Me and Jessie did so by using our police car while CLEARLY being criminals who had just stolen you and your sister from your DEAD parents, and we felt our hearts cracking SO much when you and your sister started calling us 'Mommy and Daddy' while we were busy landing our police car right in front of the main entrance of the laboratory that I have just mentioned. Inside said laboratory, you and your sister became the victims of an utterly horrific experiment in which your brain got transplanted into the head of a male Meowth whose brain was about to start being in YOUR head while the brain of your sister was busy getting transplanted into the head of a female Meowth whose brain was about to start being in HER head. While 'Jack' and 'Jilliam' were busy drunk-lookingly acting like cats, the VERY evil and creepy scientists who had just created 'Meowth' and 'Meowzie' while forcing me and Jessie to watch as they did so forced me and Jessie to watch as they forced 'Meowth' to swallow a red pill that contained a brain-attacking virus and then forced 'Meowzie' to swallow a blue pill that contained another brain-attacking virus. A few hours of 'Meowth' and 'Meowzie' being unconscious due to a combination of how much damage said viruses were giving to their brains and how much said viruses loved sleeping cats later, YOU woke up NEAR New Whorleans while having memory banks that basically were every bit as empty as you felt while your sister was busy waking up IN New Whorleans while being a money-fetish-having sociopathic WHORE that quite-nearly ALL of the good parts of the personality of had just gotten completely deleted." James increasingly-cryingly told Meowth while increasingly-regretfully shaking his lovely-lavender-hair-having head back and forth as he did so. Roughly ten seconds of James, AM, DM and Meowth cryingly shaking their heads back and forth and increasingly-visibly wanting to die later, James quite-reluctantly continued speaking.
"For YOUR information, New Whorleans is the real name of 'Hollywood'. When New Whorleans started completely belonging to Team Rocket, Team Rocket's scientists and soldier trainers gave the fake name that I have just mentioned to it in order to brainwash experimentation victims such as you and Meowzie by basically saying that 'Hollywood' was a less boring and overrated version of Heaven that turned homeless and starving pariahs into rich and famous movie stars. While you were busy using 'Hollywood' as the criminal-creating playground that it completely-literally was in order to make yourself properly able to eat ice cream and fried chicken and become the husband of your favorite 'white' woman, ACTORS such as Meowzie, Meowzie's owner and the men who had been punishing you for your almost-completely harmless naughtiness by 'shamelessly' torturing you in order to make you more able to properly defend yourself in physical combat and quite-nearly KILLING you in the process were almost AS busy laughing at you due to how much you really had been COMPLETELY falling into their traps. You basically ARE a movie star right now, Meowth. Once upon a time, in Hollywood, my fellow members of Team Rocket basically created a giant Naughty Dog game- I mean, movie, and you currently are the EXTREMELY foot fetishy main character of both said movie and the fan fic that me AND you currently are in." James decreasingly-cryingly told Meowth as Meowth's brain finally finished showing the VERY disturbing things that James had just started talking about to AM, DM and Meowth. Roughly ten seconds of AM, DM and Meowth completely-speechlessly standing like a human whose name was Jack Oftu Miyfeit while shaking their heads back and forth and having VERY-widely open eyes and mouths as they did so while James completely-understandably was busy having closed eyes and hanging his "Moltres head" in shame later, Meowth planet-shakingly screamed in both terror AND complete disgust while VERY-tightly clutching his cute feline head with both of his equally cute feline hands in order to prevent the human brain that said head contained from Meowth's-skull-shatteringly exploding as he did so while AM and DM were busy surprisingly-calmly turning the "Memory Theater" feature of Meowth's CNSC off.
"MY…my brain currently is not even in MY head, ME-Owth's backstory basically is a glorified work of FICTIONAL FICTION that is about ME-Owth wanting to fuck his SISTER, AND Jessie and James currently are my FAKE parents who have KILLED my REAL parents and then started using ME-Owth as a fetishistic TOY and having SEX with him?!" Meowth increasingly-disgustedly said out loud while fearfully-shakingly continuing to VERY-tightly clutch his cute feline head with both of his equally cute feline hands as he did so while "James the Moltres" was busy having the properly powerful versions of his superpowers that AJ and DJ had just cryingly-and-smilingly given back to him and smirkingly-and snickeringly making sure that he was small enough to be able to properly play with Meowth's "nose" that he had just FINALLY stopped being in Meowth's brain by flying through the back entrance of said brain and then immediately flying straight toward the adorably sensitive-looking "nostrils" of. A few seconds of AM and DM devastatedly hanging their cute feline heads in increasingly intense and visible shame while exhaustedly sitting on their Meowth's-brain-operating chairs as they did so later, James extremely-shrunkenly started tickling the walls, floors and ceilings of Meowth's "nostrils" with his "Moltres feathers" while VERY-childishly blushing, smiling and giggling as he did so.
"That's RIGHT, Meowth; despite how surprisingly complicated and well-made the joke that you currently are is, you have NEVER been as popular and powerful as Ryu- I mean, Pikachu and will NEVER be as pampered and plot-armor-having as PIKAH…AHHH…AAAHHH-CHOOO!" Meowth insane-soundingly started saying to himself and then QUITE-loudly yelled as James intensely irritated both him and the "nose" that was on the top of his cute feline head and caused him to extremely-forcefully sneeze "James the Moltres" out of his sexy feline body and onto the front lawn/yard of James's house by doing so. Roughly twenty seconds later, James had just enlarged himself to Meowth's weirdly intimidating human size and was fearfully-shakingly standing right in front of Meowth and looking at said cat while having behind-their-owner's-backly crossed "Moltres arms" as he did so while Meowth was busy shakingly-angrily standing right in front of James and looking at said utterly pathetic man who had just stopped being in his sexy feline body by flying through his EXTREMELY weird feline "nose" while shaking his cute feline fists at said man and having both a glowingly red face and steam-producing ears as he did so.
"There are exactly two things that I NEED to say to you RIGHT here and RIGHT now, James. Firstly, you currently are a Moltres-costume-wearing PARASITE who has just QUITE-literally made me SICK. Secondly, let's see how much you like completely ruining my life when I have completely ruined your 'utterly beautiful' FACE!" Meowth increasingly-angrily told James before then immediately running straight toward James and then furiously swinging each one of his sharp-claws-having hands at James's increasingly braveness-showing face in an almost-perfectly horizontal way. Naturally enough, James caught Meowth's feline hands with his "Moltres hands" during said pair of swings and then immediately started filling Meowth's feline hands with a HUGE amount of his "Moltres heat" by using his "Moltres hands" while Meowth was busy fearfully-shakingly wanting "James the Moltres" to stop smirkingly-and-snickeringly squeezing his feline hands with his "Moltres hands".
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" Meowth blushingly-and-cryingly yelled and screamed in pain while extremely-rapidly flapping his arms up and down like a bird and backwardly stumbling away from the intensely smiling and laughing James as he did so. A thankfully very small number of seconds of James VERY-childishly pointing and laughing at the increasingly furious Meowth later, Meowth decided to give some of the pain that he had just intentionally allowed James to give to him to James by furiously running straight toward James and then even-more-furiously kicking the "Moltres crotch" of James with his right feline foot.
"You have just given exactly ZERO points of damage to me for exactly two reasons, Meowth. Firstly, I currently am in a suit of VERY literal plot armor that is almost as powerful as Batman's Bat Suit and causes me to basically look like an anthropomorphic RUBBER chicken. Secondly, I currently am a QUITE-literally dickless fruity freak, and being one is NOT as painful and depressing as you have been saying that it is!" James VERY-forcefully shoved Meowth away from himself with both of his "Moltres hands" while Meowth was busy intensely-blushingly looking straight into the eyes of the smirking and snickering "Moltres" that he was standing right in front of and QUITE-loudly thinking "OH…" to himself in the process and then smugly-and-mockingly told Meowth while having over-their-owner's-chestly crossed "Moltres arms" and quite-literally looking down at the Meowth that he was standing right in front of as he did so while Meowth was busy lying on his feline back and angrily looking up at the teasingly smiling "Moltres" who had just caused him to backwardly fall onto the front lawn/yard of James's house. A few seconds of James slowly walking toward the fearfully shaking Meowth while lecherously grinning as he did so while said Meowth was busy continuing to lie on his feline back and look straight into James's increasingly rapey-looking "Moltres eyes" later, Meowth extremely-suddenly started joyfully laughing as James equally-suddenly started tickling Meowth with his "Moltres feathers".
"MWA HA HA HA HAHHH! You may not have the same ticklishness that I have, but NO one can successfully prevent himself/herself from laughing while getting tickled by the utterly BEAUTIFUL feathers of James the Moltres AND being as naked as YOU currently are! COOCHIE COOCHIE COO!" James teasingly-and-gigglingly said to Meowth while increasingly-intensely tickling Meowth's belly, sides, arm pits and feet with his "Moltres feathers" as he did so while Meowth was busy increasingly-intensely crying and laughing due to how painfully-extremely happy James had just started making him. A thankfully pretty small number of seconds of Meowth planet-shakingly screaming "ASH, PLEASE HELP ME!" and the like while almost-as-intensely laughing and crying as he did so later, James and Meowth extremely-suddenly started speechlessly-and-motionlessly staring at Ash and Pikachu while incredibly-intensely blushing as they did so as Ash and Pikachu equally-suddenly got teleported onto the front lawn/yard of James's house and then immediately started speechlessly-and-motionlessly standing right in front of James and Meowth and intensely-blushingly staring at said hilariously pathetic pair of fruity fruitcakes while doing so.
"Ummm…HELLO, Ash! How have YOU and Pikachu just managed to outsmart the teleportation-preventing security system of my house? You and Pikachu PROBABLY are not Team Rocket members right now, and me and Meowth DEFINITELY do not LOVE you and Pikachu right now!" James got back up onto his "Moltres feet", crossed his "Moltres arms" behind his "Moltres back", and then intensely-blushingly said to the increasingly-intensely smirking Ash while having VERY shifty "Moltres eyes" as he did so. A few seconds of Pikachu teasingly-gigglingly looking at the hilariously pathetic losers that "James the Moltres" and Meowth were while the VERY-intensely blushing Meowth was busy extremely-depressedly getting back up onto his feline feet later, Ash somewhat-reluctantly decided to start giving a good old-fashioned answer to the aforementioned question that James had just given to him.
"Some…BODY that calls itself Mewtwo has just 'outsmarted' the teleportation-preventing security system of MY house by being one of THE most powerful Pocket Monsters of all time and then told me that you and Meowth have just made yourselves in a WORLD-SHAKINGLY huge amount of trouble. Me and Pikachu probably did start looking pretty dumb when Mewtwo grabbed the foreheads of me and Pikachu with its hands in order to make itself properly able to teleport me and Pikachu by sending its extremely literal 'brain power' through its arms and into the brains of me and Pikachu, but YOU look ASTONISHINGLY dumb right now! For YOUR information, your 'Moltres Type Personality' PROBABLY is a Meowth Type Personality right now!" Ash crossed his arms over his chest, increasingly-teasingly said to James, and then un-crossed said arms and placed the hands of their owner onto the hips of their owner while intensely-smirkingly looking at the increasingly depressed-looking James as he did said things while James and Meowth were busy increasingly-intensely hanging their EXTREMELY autism-containing heads in shame. A few seconds of James and Meowth loudly-sighingly shrugging their shoulders and shaking their aforementioned EXTREMELY autism-containing heads back and forth while Ash and Pikachu were busy devilishly-grinningly nodding their surprisingly-highly sadism-containing heads at James and Meowth later, Meowth QUITE-loudly swallowed his pride and then VERY-reluctantly started saying the thing that caused the fan fic that he was in to FINALLY start properly ending to Ash while James was busy confusedly looking at Meowth and equally-confusedly thinking "Are me and Meowth really THAT similar to each other right now?!" to himself.
"The trouble that me and James currently are in is VERY complicated trouble, Ash. For YOUR information, James currently is dangerously close to being MY male wife because the lives of me and James currently are MASSIVE garbage balls that contain barely any meaningful things that are not how much me and James want to hug and kiss each other, NOT because me and James currently are amusingly similar to each other. I currently am a formerly human experimentation victim who has lost his home, his mother, his father, his sister AND his body, and James currently is a Moltres-costume-wearing ME-Owth fucker who has just flown around in ME-Owth's body and attacked ME-Owth's internal organs while doing so due to the fact that ME-Owth has almost-as-recently killed Jessie by flying around in Jessie's body and attacking Jessie's internal organs while doing so. In other words, I currently want to DIE." Meowth crossed his arms over his chest, increasingly-depressed-lookingly said to Ash, and then loudly-sighingly un-crossed said arms while extremely-regretfully shrinking himself back to the size of a normal Meowth with his supurrpowers and increasingly-intensely shaking his feline head back and forth as he did said things while James, Ash and Pikachu were busy looking and being increasingly sad and increasingly-visibly wanting to hug Meowth. Roughly ten seconds of James, Meowth, Ash and Pikachu intensely-cryingly shaking their heads back and forth later, James, Meowth and Ash extremely-surprised-lookingly yelled "HUH?!" as Pikachu extremely-suddenly started EXTREMELY-slowly walking straight toward Meowth while cryingly-but-smilingly looking STRAIGHT into Meowth's eyes and containing a HUGE amount of electricity as he did so.
"Goodbye, Meowth…" Pikachu regretfully said to Meowth by using his "Pika Language" as Pikachu and Meowth started cryingly-but-smilingly hugging each other while James and Ash were busy cryingly-but-smilingly watching as Pikachu and Meowth did so. Roughly thirty seconds of James, Ash and Pikachu increasingly-disturbedly watching as Meowth increasingly-excitedly filled his human brain with Pikachu's body's electricity and caused his feline head to basically become a giant-brain-containing balloon that FAR-too-clearly was about to pop by doing so later, Pikachu and Meowth disappointingly-quickly stopped hugging each other due to the fact that Meowth's increasingly large and aching feline head had just popped.
"UGH…" Pikachu disgustedly-and-cringingly thought to himself as Meowth's cute feline head exploded in an EXTREMELY bloody and gross way and caused both QUITE a bit of Meowth's blood and QUITE a few pieces of Meowth's brain and skull to be on both the disgustedly cringing Pikachu and the terrifiedly screaming Ash by doing so while Meowth's equally cute feline body was busy collapsing onto the front lawn/yard of James's house and becoming a corpse. Meanwhile, James was DISGUSTINGLY-proudly flying through the sky like the pompous Moltres-costume-wearing PEACOCK that he FAR-too-clearly was.
"I TOLD you that the Mighty Moltres was going to prevail and triumph, you utterly foolish FOOL! Now, I am quite-literally soaring HIGHLY above the bodies of the utterly pathetic RETARDS that Jessie and Meowth WERE! MWA HA HA HA HAHHH!" James intensely-smirkingly looked at you and said to you as "James the Moltres" quite-literally flew away from his dead "wife" and his equally dead "son" like the utterly pathetic Moltres-costume-wearing COWARD that he was. A completely-understandably very small number of seconds of AJ and DJ angry-lookingly nodding their heads at each other while sitting on their James's-brain-operating chairs and having over-their-chestsly crossed arms as they did so later, AJ and DJ turned James's superpowers off by using James's Central Nervous Super-Computer and then loudly-sighingly started shaking their cute little brain operator heads back and forth as James extremely-confused-lookingly floated in the air that he was in for roughly five extremely cartoonish seconds while utterly-ridiculous-lookingly flapping his "Moltres wings" as he did so and then terrifiedly-screamingly fell STRAIGHT to the ground that he had just started flying above. An impressively large number of seconds of James looking STRAIGHT down at said ground while falling STRAIGHT toward it as he did so later, James's "Moltres head" extremely-deservingly exploded in a VERY bloody and gross way as it James's-brain-destroyingly landed on said ground.
"James, do you THINK that God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created?" Jessie terrified-lookingly asked James as the completely naked Jessie and the equally naked James stood on the floor of Satan's throne room and disgustedly looked at the increasingly-loudly moaning giant that Satan was while said giant was busy sitting on his throne. Meanwhile, on the crotch of the completely naked Satan, the equally naked Meowth was blushingly-and-smilingly licking and sucking Satan's big, red and increasingly hard penis that basically was as tall as the Satan-fucking cat that he was with his big feline mouth and smirkingly-and-snickeringly rubbing said penis with his cute feline hands and his sexy feline feet.
"YES…" James hung his lovely-lavender-hair-having head in shame and EXTREMELY-depressedly said to Jessie as Meowth lovingly-and-purringly drank the VERY warm semen that he had just caused the penis of the orgasmically moaning Satan to shoot out of itself, smilingly-and-blushingly slid down Satan's left leg, and then immediately started licking Satan's beautiful human feet while Jessie and James were busy increasingly-disgustedly watching as their "son" did said things. Naturally enough, Jessie, James and Meowth were in Hell.
THE END
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