Eaten by the Monster of Love

A.N. Thank you very much to my readers; I hope you enjoy this last chapter. Please rate and review if you like it (or, in all fairness, if you don\'t). My thanks to the great Dave Barry, from whom I shamelessly ripped off the spider joke.

Integra tried to forget about what had happened with Alucard but it wasn\'t easy. Sometimes she had to admit to herself that she wouldn\'t mind a repeat, and that disturbed her.

As he had the first time, he also tried to pretend nothing had happened, but she knew he would break eventually. It finally happened one day as she was sitting in her office again, reading.

\"I took your advice, Alucard,\" she said as he appeared. \"I\'m reading Jane Austen. Happy now?\"

Alucard laughed. \"How does it compare to your other book? Not enough... sex?\" he said in a low sultry voice, putting a hand on her shoulder.

Integra twitched to dislodge his hand. \"My period is over, Alucard.\"

\"I don\'t mind,\" he said, stroking her cheek.

Once again he bent to kiss her.

\"Alucard, whatever you have in mind it\'s not happening, especially not in this chair.\"

\"Fine, let’s go to your room.\"

\"You\'ve got to be kidding,\" Integra snapped.

\"You\'re just afraid you can\'t handle me,\" retorted Alucard.

\"I can handle freak uprisings, ghouls, and insane Vatican assassins... I assure you I can handle one horny vampire.\"

\"Prove it.\"

Integra took a deep breath. \"Fine, I will. Meet me in my room.\"

She began walking to her room, wondering if she had gone insane. She told herself she had little enough chance for fun in her life. Then she wondered what had happened in her brain that sexual encounters with a bloodsucking fiend had become \"fun.\"

When she got to her room, Alucard was already waiting inside, grinning insanely.

\"I thought for certain you would back out,\" he said.

Integra crossed her arms over her chest. \"I didn\'t. So... go ahead.\"

\"Go ahead? That\'s hardly seductive.\"

\"Seductive is your line, Alucard.\"

He began by taking her glasses off and putting them on the table. He then kissed her, slowly and deliberately. Integra considered not participating just to spite him, but in the end she had to admit she was enjoying it just as much as she had the other times. When his hands reached for her blouse, she didn\'t object. Soon he had removed it and her bra. He began to kiss her again, pulling her close against him, and she could feel herself growing wet and tingly.

His hands roamed over her chest, then Alucard moved his mouth down and began licking and sucking at her nipples. The tingly feeling grew and she spread her legs, inviting him to touch her through her pants. He complied, stroking her gently, and her breathing increased.

He moved back up to her lips and pressed his hips against hers. Even in her inexperience, she realized that it was his erection pressing against her thigh.

\"I just hope that means he\'s normal after all,\" she thought.

He finally pulled back, grinned at her and stood with his hands on his hips. \"Your turn,\" he said, pointing to his clothing.

Integra shuddered. It was time for the moment of truth. Again she considered backing out, but her curiosity overcame her. She reached up and pushed his long red coat off his shoulders. So far so good, but there were still several layers of clothing to go.

\"You could help me, you know. As a matter of fact, you could make these disappear.\"

\"Oh, but that wouldn\'t be nearly as fun.\"

\"These power plays are getting annoying,\" she muttered, but she untied his tie and removed the black jacket, dumping it on the floor.

Her hands trembled as she began to unbutton his shirt. The only time she had seen this much of a man before had been statues at the museum. Slowly she pulled it off. She saw only ivory skin and a smooth muscular chest. Not only normal, but attractive and sexy. She ran her hands over his chest slowly, hoping to see him react, but he continued staring into her eyes.

\"Keep going,\" Alucard murmured.

Hesitantly, she reached for his pants, but was overcome by her misgivings.

\"Do it yourself,\" she said.

\"No,\" he snapped, \"I insist.\"

\"You don\'t give me orders,\" she retorted, but she reached for his pants. Unfastening them brought her in close contact with his erection and soon she was looking at it and touching the bare skin. Large but to her relief normal, at least judging from the statues. His legs were well-muscled and pale.

He raised an eyebrow at her. \"Impressed?\"

\"Not a bit,\" she lied.

She ran her hands up the inside of his thighs, teasing him, but he didn\'t react. Suddenly overtaken by a wild idea, she knelt in front of him and ran her tongue up his shaft. It just tasted like skin, and she took it into her mouth, swirling her tongue. He closed his eyes and groaned, and she pulled back. His eyes flashed disappointment.

Impatiently, he pushed off her pants and underwear and they stood before each other naked. He didn\'t call her beautiful, but he did look at her with what she could only interpret as admiration. But who knew how his mind worked?

He lay her down on the bed then, the inscrutable smile restored to his face. His ran his hands down her shoulders to her hips as he kissed her, then finally brought one up her thigh and moved to massage her clit. Now it was her turn to moan. He put his fingers inside her, readying her, then shifted his hips. Soon she could feel him ready to enter her, but he moved no farther.

\"What?\" she asked him.

\"I\'m going to make you beg,\" he murmured, continuing to massage her clit and tease her opening.

\"As if I wanted it badly enough to beg,\" she said.

\"You won\'t even say please?\" He moved his penis gently up and down in her slit, trying to make her want him.

\"How about I say this: Do it, Alucard, or I\'ll put you in the dungeons again until you\'re so lonely you\'d pay spiders for sex!\"

He burst out laughing and slid inside her. She braced herself, expecting it to hurt, but she had been so stretched by his fingers and tongue that the pain was minimal. She shifted underneath him, taking him all the way inside her.

He began to move his hips then and she gasped. It felt better than his tongue, better than anything she could currently think of in her sensation-flooded brain. She told herself to try not to admit how much she was enjoying herself but it was difficult. She ran her hands over his back and breathed into his ear.

Alucard began to the thrust harder and she wrapped her legs around him, encouraging him.

\"Do you want me to stop?\" he growled into her ear.

\"Not... particularly,\" she said in as blasé a tone as she could manage on her way to orgasm. \"Would you rather postpone this for a later date?\"

He increased his efforts, moving faster. She could feel the excitement and tension building inside her and she gripped his shoulders in a hard pinch. She had to admit he had amazing stamina, then she was too overwhelmed to admit anything as she came. Soon she felt liquid pouring inside her as he came as well. He remained on top of her, staring her in the face.

\"Well,\" she said, after a bit of panting. \"Interesting.\"

\"Interesting?\" he asked. \"Is that all you have to say?\"

\"What else? That I\'ve finally seen you stop smirking?\"

He laughed. \"More fun than Jane Austen?\"

\"Oh, I don\'t know, Mr. Darcy is rather charming and probably a better lover with less disgusting personal habits, but he\'s fictional so let\'s just say... you aren\'t on your way to the dungeons yet.\"

Alucard raised an eyebrow, \"I\'ll endeavor to do better next time.\"

\"You wish there were going to be a next time.\"

He smiled. \"You\'ll be surprised.\"

And that was the only answer she expected.

The End