Cook and Swordsman
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
Views:
2,968
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own One Piece, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Universal guidelines
Sanji tapped the pen to the page wondering where to start. Robin looked at him with a raised eyebrow, it wasn’t often she found Sanji in such thought pen in hand.
“Thinking of a new recipe, cook-san?”
“Robin-chan! Sorry, did you want me to make something for you?” She shook her head and He quickly shot a look to the sleeping swordsman across the deck before answering. “I thought I would write down all the qualities of my perfect love, in order to better make a poem for you and Nami-san later.”
“Interesting. Did you know some earth based schools of thought think if you spend the energy and ask the universe for what you want without out being too specific, it’ll send you what you ask. Although not always what you expect.”
Sanji looked interested but skeptical.
“Really?”
“Yes, as far as I read you just write the guidelines for the universe to follow and then plant or burn your list when finished.” She smiled as she watched the cook scowl at the page and excused herself to leave him alone with his thoughts.
The cook slowly began to write across the page.
Body: In good health, strong, attractive, active sex drive
Mind: Focused, determined, good judge of character, wise,
Personality: Passionate, kind, strong willed, someone who can challenge and excite me, strong integrity, honest, indomitable spirit
Emotional: Likes, respects, and is equally attracted to me.
Growing embarrassed, he promptly threw the list away.
He hadn’t remembered the list for months…not until Zoro had slammed him against the galley wall and running his hands down the cooks body. Sanji tried to push him off despite returning a hot kiss.
“Don’t pretend I’m not everything you want…” came a growl in his ear.
SHIT. They burned their garbage didn’t they?
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Omake:
Later, as Zoro wrapped a gentle arm around his waist Sanji felt guilt.
"You\'re only here because of spell." The cook confessed.
"Your stupid list thing?" Sanjis mouth open in surprise as he realized the swordsman had not perhaps been sleeping soundly that day. "I know. After I retrieved it and saw what you were after I had the confidence to try something with you. I noticed you forgot to mention \'female\' on your list."
"Idiot." Sanji murmured, although not sure entirely who he had meant.
"I did burn it anyway, though. Trash is trash. I\'m the real thing."
"Idiot." Sanji repeated, this time directly addressing the green haired swordsman. Luckily for Zoro, the chef had also forgotten to put \'modest\' on the list.
“Thinking of a new recipe, cook-san?”
“Robin-chan! Sorry, did you want me to make something for you?” She shook her head and He quickly shot a look to the sleeping swordsman across the deck before answering. “I thought I would write down all the qualities of my perfect love, in order to better make a poem for you and Nami-san later.”
“Interesting. Did you know some earth based schools of thought think if you spend the energy and ask the universe for what you want without out being too specific, it’ll send you what you ask. Although not always what you expect.”
Sanji looked interested but skeptical.
“Really?”
“Yes, as far as I read you just write the guidelines for the universe to follow and then plant or burn your list when finished.” She smiled as she watched the cook scowl at the page and excused herself to leave him alone with his thoughts.
The cook slowly began to write across the page.
Body: In good health, strong, attractive, active sex drive
Mind: Focused, determined, good judge of character, wise,
Personality: Passionate, kind, strong willed, someone who can challenge and excite me, strong integrity, honest, indomitable spirit
Emotional: Likes, respects, and is equally attracted to me.
Growing embarrassed, he promptly threw the list away.
He hadn’t remembered the list for months…not until Zoro had slammed him against the galley wall and running his hands down the cooks body. Sanji tried to push him off despite returning a hot kiss.
“Don’t pretend I’m not everything you want…” came a growl in his ear.
SHIT. They burned their garbage didn’t they?
///////////
Omake:
Later, as Zoro wrapped a gentle arm around his waist Sanji felt guilt.
"You\'re only here because of spell." The cook confessed.
"Your stupid list thing?" Sanjis mouth open in surprise as he realized the swordsman had not perhaps been sleeping soundly that day. "I know. After I retrieved it and saw what you were after I had the confidence to try something with you. I noticed you forgot to mention \'female\' on your list."
"Idiot." Sanji murmured, although not sure entirely who he had meant.
"I did burn it anyway, though. Trash is trash. I\'m the real thing."
"Idiot." Sanji repeated, this time directly addressing the green haired swordsman. Luckily for Zoro, the chef had also forgotten to put \'modest\' on the list.