Cook and Swordsman
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
45
Views:
2,985
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own One Piece, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The best things in life are free
“How much do you think Sanji-kun would fetch?” Nami asked off handedly as she gnawed at the tip of her pencil in thought. Knowing for a fact no one else was in the room, Zoro cracked open an eye in amusement.
“Fetch? Like a stick?” He snickered at the image of the blond as a puppy for a moment.
Nami looked pointedly at swordsman.
“You weren’t paying attention during the meeting, were you? We’re going to have a bachelor auction to earn some money for the village. I need to know what Sanjis’ starting bid should be…. SO Zoro…How much would you pay to take Sanji home with you?”
“Nothing.”
“Zoro, I’m not about to give you Sanji-kun for free!”
That’s okay, he does a fine job of that himself already, Zoro thought to himself but remained silent. Why would he pay for something he got for free… but then again if he wanted that to continue being the case, perhaps he shouldn’t get so close to the truth.
“I mean, wouldn’t the idiot go home with any girl for free?” Zoro tried for a plausible lie.
“True, but not only do they not know that tidbit but men can bid too.”
Zoro sat up a little straighter. Ah maybe it was worth it to pay, if just to avoid him going home with someone else.
“Nami, how much do you think he’d sell for?” Suddenly active in the conversation seriously. Nami put a hand to her forehead in frustration before letting her fist fly, knocking him up side the head.
“THAT’S What I’ve been asking you!! How much do you think he’s worth?!”
No. The damn cook was priceless, and more than he could ever afford if it was a question of worth. For a village with only a few scattered pockets of wealth…Sanji would be stolen away for much less. Zoro asked the question more directly so she could understand.
“What I mean is…How much am I able to borrow from you?”
She paused for a second, stunned, before smirking.
“Enough.”
“Fetch? Like a stick?” He snickered at the image of the blond as a puppy for a moment.
Nami looked pointedly at swordsman.
“You weren’t paying attention during the meeting, were you? We’re going to have a bachelor auction to earn some money for the village. I need to know what Sanjis’ starting bid should be…. SO Zoro…How much would you pay to take Sanji home with you?”
“Nothing.”
“Zoro, I’m not about to give you Sanji-kun for free!”
That’s okay, he does a fine job of that himself already, Zoro thought to himself but remained silent. Why would he pay for something he got for free… but then again if he wanted that to continue being the case, perhaps he shouldn’t get so close to the truth.
“I mean, wouldn’t the idiot go home with any girl for free?” Zoro tried for a plausible lie.
“True, but not only do they not know that tidbit but men can bid too.”
Zoro sat up a little straighter. Ah maybe it was worth it to pay, if just to avoid him going home with someone else.
“Nami, how much do you think he’d sell for?” Suddenly active in the conversation seriously. Nami put a hand to her forehead in frustration before letting her fist fly, knocking him up side the head.
“THAT’S What I’ve been asking you!! How much do you think he’s worth?!”
No. The damn cook was priceless, and more than he could ever afford if it was a question of worth. For a village with only a few scattered pockets of wealth…Sanji would be stolen away for much less. Zoro asked the question more directly so she could understand.
“What I mean is…How much am I able to borrow from you?”
She paused for a second, stunned, before smirking.
“Enough.”