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I would not like to be them	By : blackangelknight Category: +. to F > FAKE Views: 1219 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own FAKE, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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I do not own Fake or any of its characters. I do not own Q (and who
would be so crazy to want him?) or any other characters of Star Trek. Same for Eris and the mysterious third
character.

Said that, I hope that you will enjoy this little mad crossover.

NOTE: he/she indicates the
duality of the character. He
indicates the male thought. She
indicates the female thoughts.

�� speech

�� thoughts

I
WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE THEM

CHAPTER
2: SWITCH-PART THREE

Shit! Shit! Shit! Ryo will never believe
me. I can�t just say �Hello Ryo, you probably won�t believe me, but this woman
is your male lover Dee.- He will just think that I�m crazy. What can I do now? How I got
myself in such absurd situation? How can it be possible that from one day to an other I became a woman? What will happen to our relationship?
I can�t live without him. He is my entire world. I waited two years to have
him, and I can�t give up now, not matter what. I will fight with all my soul.

�Hey guys, what�s going on? Who is that
woman Ryo? Don�t tell me that you are cheating Dee?! And with
a woman! I can�t believe it! That something that I would expect from that
perverted of you partner!�

As expected Ryo started sweet dropping and
fuming like a well loaded barbeque.

�I
will never cheat on Dee. I love him, and you should get used to it, I will never leave him
what ever happen and��

Ryo never got the opportunity to end his
sentence.

�You little street punk, who did you call
perverted? For your information for two entire years I stayed celibate for him.
I never ever gave any reason to both of you to doubt my feelings. Snap that
thought out of your minds underdeveloped ape, because I will never leave Ryo!!!�

For once, Bikky
didn�t retort some obscenity to him; actually he looked a little embraced.

Damn! I forgot that I�m completely naked!
The bed sheets should work just nicely. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

Bikky found himself a little confused, not for the naked woman in his
father bed (well he was not at all the kind of person to cheat over his lover,
even if it was Dee), but for what she just told him. She sounded so Dee-like,
so familiar, even her aspect reminds him of the raven haired detective. How
could it be? Maybe she was Dee�s sister, or some kind of relative, but still something was not
quiet right. �That remind me of some film that Cal made me watch. Could it be that it just happened the same thing?
What if this woman is really Dee? I know, those things are impossible, but people also say that
ghosts do not exist, and I know better. There must be a way to find out the
truth, may be in this way should work. Not considering that could be even
pretty funny� IT�S SHOW TIME!�

�What is it, some kind of sick joke? Is Dee trying to
test Ryo fidelity? I bet so! It�s so typical of him. He always gets jealous if
anyone just looks a little bit longer at my dad. And who are you? Uh? What do
you want from us? Or may be was Rose that sent you? No. That man has much more class than that worth for
nothing. He would probably present himself with one or two dozen of red roses;
he would take him to a very expensive restaurant and to a romantic walking.�

In one corner of the room Ryo stood
completely shocked. He had always thought that Bikky hated their commissioner,
and know he was talking as if he was the best man of this world. What in the
hell was going on?!

In the other corner of the same room Dee started to
fume like an active volcano.

�You! Little underdeveloped amoeba. How do
you dare to say such thing of myself? And what it is this story about Rose? Were do you think
that I will bring Ryo for our first anniversary? There is already a table with
our name on it at the �La Costa Amalfitana� (author note: I do not know if it
really exist a restaurant with such a name, but the Amalfitane
coast is considered one of the most beautiful in Italy and usually Italian
resultant are extremely expensive and utterly romantic). It is the most
romantic restaurant in all New
York. Now what do you have to
say?�

�Well she knows about Dee plans but
still he could have told her everything. I have to make her tell me something
that just Dee and Ryo would know and see what reaction I can get from my dad.
Well at the moment he seams completely speechless with that mouth hanging open.
Let�s try.�

�Dee could have
told you everything. It�s not such a big secret. You are just trying to make us
think that you are indeed Dee. But let me remind you that you are a woman, not a man. The
difference is quite big.�

�I know exactly what I am in this very
moment. But I�m Dee.�

�Prove it!�

�How?�

�Tell me something that only Dee and Ryo would know.�

�I have to tell that ape something that
only Ryo and myself know? What can it be? Something that no one else knows.
Something that I would never reveal to anyone. I got it!�

�So, here it is. This is something about
Ryo that we just discovered. No one knows and I promised to keep it secret. Ryo
has got a heart shaped mole.�

�That�s not big news; all moles can seem
heart shaped.�

�I know, but this mole is between his balls
and anus. So little monkey, what can you say now?�

Ryo was utterly surprised. How could be possible
that she knew about it? They just discover it the night before; Dee couldn�t
have time to tell anyone about it. But that would mean that that woman was his Dee. �No, that
could not be possible. But look at those two, they are actin as if nothing
never happen, with Bikky teasing her like he would
with Dee; and her language, it is exactly the same that he would use. Could it
really be that she is my lover? There must a way to find out where is the
truth. Something that can definitely prove me if she is or not who she claim.�

Unconsciously Ryo brushed his lips with his
long fingers and realized what to do. It took him several minutes to build up
all the courage to do what he just planed. He stepped next to her and he started
to kiss her. At the beginning she was surprised and tense, but in few seconds
she kissed him back.

From outside the window the mysterious third
character ld atd at the couple with the biggest grin of the universe stuck on
his face.

�Well it seams that is almost time to interfere
with that two up to the Moon. You will regret you interference!�

A tremendous laugh filled the air chilling all
living creatures.

�Well, of course that they are chilling it�s
winter! AH AH AH !!!�

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Will Ryo understand that that woman is
really Dee? And what is plan the the mysterious peeking man?

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