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Happenings Between Goals	By : GreatMasterM Category: Pokemon > General Views: 1718 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: The Pokemon franchise isn't mine. The whole thing belongs to Gamefreak, The OC human characters are mine, though, so no stealing. Any resemblance to real people, live or not, is coincidental. I make no profit from this.

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Time for the first filler! These will take place anytime in the story's timeline I want. This, for example, takes place when Eric is around 12 years old. Warning right now: repeated use of strong language ahead for this filler. PAY ATTENTION TO ME FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: for future fillers, would you mind if I went to other character's POV, or do you want me to stick with Eric's POV? If I stick with Eric, then all the fillers will be consistent with the main story, thus not breaking the flow. If I jump to other character's POV (or do 3rd person POV), then we can see what goes on in the minds of others and see what they do when Eric's not around. Please include your answer in your review. Since this is only a filler chapter, you only get one fun fact today. FF#6: It actually takes more muscles to smile than to frown for Oshawotts. Enjoy the filler!

                Alright...I can do this. Deep breaths. I've trained all my life for this. I've assembled the best team, gave them the most appropriate items, leveled them up to the point of learning their next move. I've got this.

                You are challenged by Leader Whitney!

                Leader Whitney sent out Clefairy!

                I sent out my Noctowl. I was right in waiting until nighttime to find a Hoothoot. Much better than Pidgey or Spearow. This thing knew Confusion. I know that Butterfree can learn it too, but flying types are so much better than bug types. I also had Hypnosis on this Noctowl as well, which would be good against Clefairy spamming Metronome.

                Go! Hooters!

                Better start off with said Hypnosis. Knowing my luck, Clefairy would use Metronome and pull off a completely accurate Zap Cannon.

                Hooters used Hypnosis! Hooters's attack missed!

                What?! I'm doomed! Hypnosis NEVER works when I'M using it!

                The foe's Clefairy used Metronome!

                Here it comes...

                The foe's Clefairy used Tail Whip! Hooters's defense fell!

                BWAHAHAHA! Seriously?! I thought it was gonna use Blizzard or Stone Edge or something. I have to use Hypnosis again. I got lucky last round, but there's no guarantee that I'll be so lucky this time.

                Hooters used Hypnosis! The foe's Clefairy fell asleep!

                Yes! Thank Arceus! Now, to prepare...

                Hooters used Reflect! Reflect raised your team's Defense!

                The foe's Clefairy is asleep!

                And now for the offense.

                Hooters used Peck!

                Hooters used Confusion!

                Hooters used Tackle!

                The foe's Clefairy fainted!

                Good. I like it when my opponents are in a coma as I bludgeon them to death. Although I didn't expect that Clefairy to have so much health. My Reflect is gone. What a waste. Now on to the main challenge.

                Leader Whitney sent out Miltank!

                I HAVE to Hypnosis this thing before it gets out of control!

                The foe's Miltank used Attract!

                NO!

                Hooters fell in love!

                NO! You bitch!

                Hooters is in love with the foe's Miltank!

                Come ooooon...

                Hooters is immobilized by love!

                Hooters! How could you betray me at a time like this?! Now is not the time to be fraternizing with the enemy! Crap, I don't have any Mental Herbs with me either.

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout!

                So it begins. My only hope is to use Hypnosis...

                Hooters is immobilized by love!

                ...or just sit down and wait for death.

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout! Hooters fainted!

                Of course you did. You didn't DO anything to try and stop it. Okay, something ELSE that can put Miltank to sleep...

                Go! Penis!

                Heh heh...Penis used Harden. True, it was only a Metapod for three levels, but who could pass up a joke like that? Penis now knew Sleep Powder, and as a Butterfree, it should be fast enough...

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout! Penis fainted!

                WHAT?! That's so unfair! I didn't even get to use Sleep Powder! Whitney's cheating! Maybe if I tried to paralyze it...

                You can do it! Anal Bead!

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout! Anal Bead fainted!

                Whitney. What are you doing. Stop this. You stop this madness right now.

                Go! ASStly!

                ASStly used Hypnosis! ASStly's attack missed!

                Now I KNOW that Arceus is targeting me specifically.

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout! ASStly fainted!

                Shut the fuck up. Okay, that was five Rollouts. Rollout's power was now reset. And she should only have normal and rock type moves. Time for payback.

                Let's go! RockHard!

                Yeah, suck it! My Onix is female! I had to spend a long time trying to find this! I will wreck your shit!

                The foe's Miltank used Stomp!

                RockHard flinched!

                Oh you bastard. You better not be trying to flinchhax me to death. I will kill you. Look, you did, like, no damage to RockHard. You can't have that many Stomps.

                The foe's Miltank used Stomp!

                RockHard used Rock Tomb! The foe's Miltank's speed fell!

                That should put us on even speed now.

                The foe's Miltank used Stomp!

                RockHard used Rock Throw! The attack missed!

                Of course it did. It only has, what, 90% accuracy? That's FAR too low to be reliable.

                The foe's Miltank used Stomp!

                RockHard flinched!

                It is going to try to flinchhax me. No way would Whitney use Stomp four times in a row. Better lower its speed some more.

                RockHard used Rock Tomb! The foe's Miltank's speed fell!

                The foe's Miltank used Milk Drink!

                ARRRGH! Why did you have to undo all my hard work?!

SEVERAL TURNS OF "ROCK THROW/STOMP/MILK DRINK" LATER...

                The foe's Miltank used Milk Drink!

                I will outlast you. This, I swear.

                The foe's Miltank used Stomp! A critical hit! RockHard fainted!

                Fuck you, too, Miltank. I KNOW you don't have many Stomps left. You won't be able to hurt my last Pokémon.

                You're up! Bitch!

                Look at that Bitch. I've had her since the beginning. Bitch has high defense and your bitch now has comparable speed. Bitch ALSO has a healing move, so I can stall you out if need be. So bring it!

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout!

                Bitch used Reflect! Reflect raised your team's Defense!

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout!

                Bitch used Poisonpowder! The foe's Miltank was poisoned!

                That ought to sap some life out of it.

                The foe's Miltank is hurt by the poison!

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout!

                Bitch used Synthesis!

                Crap. Now I'm stalling for time. Can I heal enough to survive a quadruple-powered, Reflect resisted Rollout? Have to keep using Synthesis.

                The foe's Miltank used Rollout! Bitch fainted!

                ...

                ...why, Whitney? Why would you humiliate me like this? All I ever wanted was to beat you thoroughly and win my Plain Badge. I prepared. I trained. I strategized. But was it enough? Nooooo.

                "Hahaha! You suck. Maybe you should just work at Castaliacone forever or something," said Brad.

                "Shut up!" I said over his derisive laughter. "She's, like, really hard to beat!"

                I turned off the game so it wouldn't record my loss and halve my money. Brad continued to make fun of my "lack of talent" and before I could turn the game back on to try again, Ms. Pepper walked in, signaling the start of class, so I had to put the game away.

                Next time, Whitney. Next time...
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