Fight Me, Bite Me | By : Rhov Category: +. to F > Fairy Tail Views: 39446 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 3 |
Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is the property of Hiro Mashima. I make no money, I just do this for my own pleasure. |
A/N: This chapter is based on a FMBM mini comic on Tumblr. Because of my slowness, I began to get a lot of messages here, on AO3, and in Tumblr asking if I would continue FMBM. Then I got one anonymous, strange request: kill Gray! The message made me do a double-take. I get tons of requests for kinks, but never to KILL. (No, I am not gonna kill off anyone!) "becausewhenyoupracticeyouimprove" drew a chibi comic based on the boys' reactions to getting fan mail like that, and it made me laugh so hard, I had to write it for my 40th special.
The messages are real. They've only been edited a bit for spelling so non-English readers will understand the content.
http://becausewhenyoupracticeyouimprove.tumblr.com/post/110005565636/a-little-answer-from-natsu-and-gray-to-the-ask-an
Chapter 40
40th Special Omake
Gray was standing around at home, wondering what he could do that was special. It was their 40th anniversary. He had planned just the regular kinks they always do, but not tonight. Tonight should be different. But what? Should he do something romantic, like another vacation or candlelit dinner? Or maybe he should do something funny, something that would make Natsu laugh. He loved seeing that wide smile.
Just then, Natsu burst in through the door.
"Gray! Gray!" he shouted with exuberance. The shirtless Ice-Make wizard looked over, smiling at the joyful gleam in those squinty eyes that always made his heart pound a little faster. "Look!"
Natsu held up a letter. They had been getting many ever since some total pervert began to write their biography about how they met, how they fell in … in l- … um, how they came to care for one another so much, and—worst of all—all the kinkiness they had been doing. 'Instructional BDSM via storytelling' that perverted writer had said. Who sent her, Gray did not know, but he suspected it was Erza, which was the only reason he did not hunt this writer down and encase her in ice.
"We received a letter from a fan," Natsu exclaimed.
No matter how many letters they got, he was always excited to see another one. It brightened up Natsu's day, no matter what these people said. For his sake, because Natsu was too cute when he got this worked up over their popularity as a couple, Gray decided to be considerate and acted equally excited.
"Really?" he smiled as the Dragon Slayer came closer. "Quick, open it then. Let's see what the fans think about us." In his mind, he thought, "Perverted readers! They are always requesting about how I should ice Natsu down and do kinky shit to him. He's my dragon! My responsibility! I'll do what I want with him! Although … I gotta admit, some of their ideas were things I never thought of before and ended up being really damn hot. Okay, maybe it's another good idea."
Natsu shredded open the letter so quickly, the return address burned away. Oh well, they got so many letters lately, it was impossible to reply to each one. This would be just another anonymous message, he supposed. Then Natsu held it forward so they could both read.
"Hi! I was wondering about Fight Me Bite Me. I think you should totally kill Gray and have him replaced by Loke because Gray's such a weirdo and can't even be a sweet boyfriend. He only uses Natsu for sex."
They stared at the letter in shock. Gray felt those words stabbing him. Weirdo? Uses Natsu? Replaced by LOKE? Did people really think this of him? After all he did to protect Natsu, after fighting his fears just so he could get to the point of saying those three words as a couple, each taking one word in a cute sort of way, after all of his planning to take Natsu on a memorable vacation and trying so hard to act like a boyfriend should, struggling to learn how to be more romantic … weirdo? Did people think his kinks made him weird? That hurt! He knew these kinks were not what most people liked, but he only did what Natsu agreed to do. Oh, there were lots of things he wanted to try, but if Natsu said no, he never crossed those boundaries. Did it still make him weird?
Beside him, Natsu was simmering, and the temperature in the room slowly climbed. Flames began to flicker, and a beast-like growl purred deep in his chest. Gray looked over at him, worried by the fury in his eyes.
Kill Gray?
Kill … Gray?
KILL GRAY?
Suddenly, Natsu flung his arms out, and flames burst forth.
"I won't let anyone touch my Gray! So FUCK OFF."
Gray looked at him, stunned. My Gray? That made the ice wizard blush a bit, hearing Natsu being so possessive. Still, in suspicion, he asked, "Uh … who are you talking to?"
The flames vanished. "Huh? I … I dunno. To everyone." His hand, still hot from the flames, touched Gray's cheek. Natsu saw the guilt in those blue eyes, worries that never fully left Gray's mind. "Hey," he said tenderly. "You're not a weirdo. Well, you are, but you're my weirdo. And you don't use me for sex anymore."
"Anymore? Then I used to?"
"You still use sex to escape your emotions from time to time." Natsu rubbed Gray's nose with his own nose. "We're working on that, right? And you're a very sweet boyfriend. You even took me to see your parents."
"But I still can't … I can't say…"
"I know why you can't, Gray." He grabbed both cheeks and tried to turn Gray's head up. With large, sad eyes, Natsu whispered, "Kainushi?"
That word forced Gray to smile through his depression.
"Not everyone will approve of us, but ya know what?" He leaned up and kissed Gray's lips. "Screw them. I don't care, because I love you."
"Not Loke?" Gray asked bitterly.
"Oh please!" he scoffed. "When was the last time we even saw Loke?" Natsu rubbed Gray's arms. "Only you! Now come on, it's our 40th anniversary. Let's snuggle."
"Aren't you afraid I might use you for sex?" Gray asked petulantly.
"Afraid? No." Natsu had a feral grin as he leaned up into Gray's face. "I'm hoping for it!"
Later that day, everyone in Fairy Tail was a little more cautious around Gray and Natsu. There were rumors, something about an anonymous death threat, but that did not explain the frosty glare Gray kept giving to Loke.
Natsu hugged Gray's arm as he felt the chill coming off from the ice wizard. "Is everything OK, Gray?"
Poor Loke stayed closer to Lucy, avoiding Gray's enraged scowls. Gray told no one else about the letter, but he had asked Loke about it. Loke swore, he was happy with Lucy, they were in one great—and incredibly kinky—relationship together, he was happy with her, and he had no clue who would send a letter like that.
What Gray told no one else, not even Natsu, was that someone with the same penmanship had written a second letter to him.
"Loke wouldn't be kinky and would charm Natsu and not try to fuck him every chance he gets. Also Gray's a coward who can't even say I love you, and so what if Natsu died? Gray would just fuck someone else."
A coward! A kinky coward! And … if Natsu died…
If he died…
Gray wasn't sure if he could go on living if Natsu died, let alone if he could ever fall in… in lo-…
Blood on snow … the dying screams of his mother…
'Dammit, I hate these flashbacks!'
A coward? Maybe that was true. But the idea that if Gray was the one who died, Loke would charm his way into Natsu's heart … that was what made his fist clench and his anger turn cold toward the celestial Lion. No way would he die and leave Natsu alone, vulnerable to any preying wolf, and no way would he let Natsu die. That curse would never befall Natsu.
Which made him even more scared to say those three words.
He already felt in his heart, he was in love, so deeply in love that it terrified him.
There was no way he could lose Natsu! He couldn't live without this flame-brain!
Maybe he was too cowardly to say it, but he could show it.
"Natsu?"
The worried Dragon Slayer looked up with hope.
Out of nowhere, Gray grabbed Natsu and kissed him hard. Natsu flailed in surprise. Rarely did Gray kiss him in public, yet as he felt that wet tongue intrude and taste his mouth, Natsu moaned softly. Everyone was watching. He could hear gasps and whispers already. Oh hell, let them watch! He grabbed Gray back, and as those cold fingers threaded through his scalp and pulled erotically on his hair, Natsu shuddered in bliss.
Gray pulled back just as suddenly and stared down hard into Natsu's eyes. Loud enough for everyone in the guild to hear, he declared, "You are the one person I care about most in this entire world. It's been forty chapters, but I promise you, I will never stop feeling this way, even when the story of our love-life ends."
"Our … love-life?" Natsu whispered with blushing cheeks. Once again, Gray had worked the word love into a sentence. It was such an improvement, and it made him proud.
Gray grabbed up both of Natsu's hands and squeezed them in an oath. "Forever, until the end."
A tear slipped down Natsu's cheek, and he nodded with happiness. "Until the end."
Ignoring everyone else, Gray and Natsu kissed, slowly, sensually, filled with burning passion for one another that no death threats or fan mail from crazed shippers would ever quench.
Loke glanced over to Lucy, who smiled back at him. She had heard rumors from a person in her book club about them shipping Natsu with Loke, perhaps not realizing that Loke was her boyfriend. She squeezed his hand tightly as they both watched Gray and Natsu affirming their love for one another. Sure, they were weird, perverts, kinky idiots, but they were deeply in love, and this was their story.
End Omake
Next chapter will continue with the regular story
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