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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
83
Views:
6,733
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own One Piece. I make no profit from this fanfiction whatsoever, either.
Utterly Outed
Utterly Outed
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: RobinxNami, ZoroxSanji, yuri, yaoi, OOC, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece! Yay~
Rating: G
For my prompt over at onepieceyaoi100 last week. Obviously I couldn’t participate, but I wanted to do it anyway~
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When Nami and Robin had held hands on the deck and proclaimed that they were lesbians, Zoro suddenly felt his courage take over. The look on Sanji’s face was torn between wonderment and despair – with the latter overtaking the former as he realised he could never ever watch – so Zoro had taken a step forward, grabbing the blonde’s arm. He had planned to keep it a secret, but with the positive responses around him, and the boldness of the women, he just couldn’t anymore. Not if he wanted to call himself a man.
“Me too. And I like you, cook.”
Suddenly, the whole crew went silent, and all their wide eyes turned to him. The grins that had been there previously had faded away into shock. However, Robin was still grinning, chuckling gently as she let go of Nami’s hand and explained:
“We were just joking, swordsman-san.” Feeling his face heat, Zoro forcefully let go of Sanji’s arm and crossed his own, looking to the side. “We wanted to tease cook-san.”
“I-I was too!” Noting the ever-constant stares, he snarled. “You’re an idiot if you believed that for a second! As if I would be attracted to some skinny lovey dovey bastard like him!” Feeling humiliated and stupid, he stomped off; going to get a cold bottle of booze. Dammit, he couldn’t believe he’d done something stupid like that. At least no one would take it seriously now. He’d said it wasn’t real, and they knew he didn’t lie to them, so it should be fine.
However, when he found extra food on his plate at dinner, he was starting to suspect the cook didn’t actually mind. Especially not with the flirtatious looks he was given every time he looked over to him.
Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: RobinxNami, ZoroxSanji, yuri, yaoi, OOC, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece! Yay~
Rating: G
For my prompt over at onepieceyaoi100 last week. Obviously I couldn’t participate, but I wanted to do it anyway~
--
When Nami and Robin had held hands on the deck and proclaimed that they were lesbians, Zoro suddenly felt his courage take over. The look on Sanji’s face was torn between wonderment and despair – with the latter overtaking the former as he realised he could never ever watch – so Zoro had taken a step forward, grabbing the blonde’s arm. He had planned to keep it a secret, but with the positive responses around him, and the boldness of the women, he just couldn’t anymore. Not if he wanted to call himself a man.
“Me too. And I like you, cook.”
Suddenly, the whole crew went silent, and all their wide eyes turned to him. The grins that had been there previously had faded away into shock. However, Robin was still grinning, chuckling gently as she let go of Nami’s hand and explained:
“We were just joking, swordsman-san.” Feeling his face heat, Zoro forcefully let go of Sanji’s arm and crossed his own, looking to the side. “We wanted to tease cook-san.”
“I-I was too!” Noting the ever-constant stares, he snarled. “You’re an idiot if you believed that for a second! As if I would be attracted to some skinny lovey dovey bastard like him!” Feeling humiliated and stupid, he stomped off; going to get a cold bottle of booze. Dammit, he couldn’t believe he’d done something stupid like that. At least no one would take it seriously now. He’d said it wasn’t real, and they knew he didn’t lie to them, so it should be fine.
However, when he found extra food on his plate at dinner, he was starting to suspect the cook didn’t actually mind. Especially not with the flirtatious looks he was given every time he looked over to him.
Maybe it wasn’t so bad after all.