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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
83
Views:
6,735
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own One Piece. I make no profit from this fanfiction whatsoever, either.
A Simple Question
A Simple Question
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece.
Rating: G
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“C’mon Luffy, its simple!” Usopp whined. “Marry, shag or throw off a cliff?”
Making that ‘I don’t know/I don’t want to’ noise that everyone was all-too-used to, Luffy tilted his head. Out of the corner of his eye, Zoro watched the exchange, inwardly amused by how frustrated Usopp seemed to be getting. It was a simple question after all: If he had the chance to, who would he pick for each option?
Zoro was pretty damn entertained. The way Luffy was taking it so seriously – or was he? – was pretty damn hilarious. The fact that the Captain really didn’t want to answer was quite obvious, and he almost would have felt sorry for him, had there been another type of entertainment on the ship. He could really have gone for a marine attack right now, but they’d not run into any for ages; disappointing since he’d been training so hard since the last set and wanted to try his new skills.
However the conversation was soon getting rowdier as the tall chef found his way over, prodding Luffy for his answers with a smirk on his face.
If he could do any to Sanji, Zoro would definitely do all three.
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, attempted humour.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece.
Rating: G
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“C’mon Luffy, its simple!” Usopp whined. “Marry, shag or throw off a cliff?”
Making that ‘I don’t know/I don’t want to’ noise that everyone was all-too-used to, Luffy tilted his head. Out of the corner of his eye, Zoro watched the exchange, inwardly amused by how frustrated Usopp seemed to be getting. It was a simple question after all: If he had the chance to, who would he pick for each option?
Zoro was pretty damn entertained. The way Luffy was taking it so seriously – or was he? – was pretty damn hilarious. The fact that the Captain really didn’t want to answer was quite obvious, and he almost would have felt sorry for him, had there been another type of entertainment on the ship. He could really have gone for a marine attack right now, but they’d not run into any for ages; disappointing since he’d been training so hard since the last set and wanted to try his new skills.
However the conversation was soon getting rowdier as the tall chef found his way over, prodding Luffy for his answers with a smirk on his face.
If he could do any to Sanji, Zoro would definitely do all three.