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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
83
Views:
6,750
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own One Piece. I make no profit from this fanfiction whatsoever, either.
Love
Love
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, Sanji thinking he knows everything, yaoi.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece, okay?
Rating: PG
For number 2: Love, of the 100 themes challenge.
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In Sanji’s humble opinion, he was the master of love.
There was not one thing about the subject he felt he didn’t know, despite the fact that he’d neither had a serious relationship nor sex. As far as he was concerned, he knew everything, particularly when it came to women.
So he bragged and bragged about the knowledge and abilities he didn’t have, and gave advice to others that usually ended up in disaster. And when they came to him again about it, he just blamed their technique and walked away. Quickly. Then again, maybe it was their own fault for asking him, when he practically radiated ‘inexperienced’.
Of course, when someone had actually turned around and told the cook that they were in love with him, he was left flabbergasted and had no clue what the hell to do. But when the love came from the most unexpected source, who could have blamed him? It’s not like anyone would have expected Zoro to find him attractive, let alone fall for him. They were supposed to dislike each other, after all.
Taking advantage of his silence, Zoro had leaned in and kissed him, pressing his body up against the wall before Sanji could even react. His hands cupped and kneaded at the blonde’s thighs and ass, even as the rest of the crew stared at them in shock. The swordsman didn’t have the sensitivity to confess anywhere private; why would he? He’d never been interested in this type of thing before.
After a short while, Sanji had started to struggle and push him away, cursing loudly whilst giving the women pleading looks. But no one came to his rescue; instead cheering them on as Zoro dragged him away.
That day, the ‘master of love’ conceded his defeat in the galley.
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, Sanji thinking he knows everything, yaoi.
Disclaimer: I don’t own One Piece, okay?
Rating: PG
For number 2: Love, of the 100 themes challenge.
--
In Sanji’s humble opinion, he was the master of love.
There was not one thing about the subject he felt he didn’t know, despite the fact that he’d neither had a serious relationship nor sex. As far as he was concerned, he knew everything, particularly when it came to women.
So he bragged and bragged about the knowledge and abilities he didn’t have, and gave advice to others that usually ended up in disaster. And when they came to him again about it, he just blamed their technique and walked away. Quickly. Then again, maybe it was their own fault for asking him, when he practically radiated ‘inexperienced’.
Of course, when someone had actually turned around and told the cook that they were in love with him, he was left flabbergasted and had no clue what the hell to do. But when the love came from the most unexpected source, who could have blamed him? It’s not like anyone would have expected Zoro to find him attractive, let alone fall for him. They were supposed to dislike each other, after all.
Taking advantage of his silence, Zoro had leaned in and kissed him, pressing his body up against the wall before Sanji could even react. His hands cupped and kneaded at the blonde’s thighs and ass, even as the rest of the crew stared at them in shock. The swordsman didn’t have the sensitivity to confess anywhere private; why would he? He’d never been interested in this type of thing before.
After a short while, Sanji had started to struggle and push him away, cursing loudly whilst giving the women pleading looks. But no one came to his rescue; instead cheering them on as Zoro dragged him away.
That day, the ‘master of love’ conceded his defeat in the galley.