Gojyo\'s Guide to the Art of Lovemaking

Summary: Teacher and student find a cave to continue their lessons in, after the rain ruins Hakkai and Sanzo's moods.

Disclaimer: Gensomaden Saiyuki is property of Minekura Kazuya.

Rating: NC-17

Pairings: Sanzo/Goku, Gojyo/Goku, Sanzo/Goku/Gojyo

Warnings: Yaoi, lemon. Don't read if you find m/m sexual situations offensive.

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*Gojyo's Guide to the Art of Lovemaking, Chapter Five*

The next morning the Sanzo party left town to continue their travel west. About two hours into their drive, the sky began to look dreadfully gray, and the four men prayed that it would not rain.

"Shit, I think we might have to start walking, from the looks of this terrain," Hakkai said sadly.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Gojyo exclaimed. "If it rains I'm going to kill your little dragon friend."

Hakaryuu squeaked angrily.

"He's just kidding, Hakaryuu," Hakkai consoled. "Unfortunately, I think it might start here in a few."

Within seconds of Hakkai's prediction, the rain began to fall.

"Well, thanks for the jinx, Hakkai," Gojyo muttered, reaching for the raincoats.

Hakkai said nothing as he braked.

"Do we have to walk now?" Goku complained. "Dammit, I'm so hungry too!"

"Shut up," Sanzo grumbled.

Goku looked at his hands. "Sorry..."

'Great, here come the bad moods,' Gojyo thought miserably. 'It's always like this when it rains.'

Sure enough, as the four men walked along the rough landscape they found themselves terribly cranky.

'Man, I wish someone would say something,' Goku thought. 'I'm dying here.'

"Hey, water sprite I'm sure you're loving this rain, huh?" Goku chirped.

"Oh! Ha, ha! You're real funny!" Gojyo responded as he reached over to slug him in the shoulder.

Sanzo clenched his teeth. "Both of you better shut the fuck up," he warned.

"This is pathetic," Gojyo thought. "Lighten up, will ya?"

"One more word and I will kill you."

Gojyo sighed melodramatically as he glanced over at Goku, whose cheeriness had been officially extinguished. "Hey, Goku. You wanna come with me?"

"Huh?" the boy asked.

Sanzo looked up angrily.

"Do you *mind* taking a walk with me?" Gojyo said, motioning.

"Um," Goku thought for a moment. "Okay! Sure!"

"Sorry guys," Gojyo said waving. "We'll be back in a little bit."

"No problem, I understand," Hakkai answered. "According to the map there's a road three miles west of here and up a slope."

"Wait! Why do you guys need to split up? What if we get attacked?" Sanzo complained.

"So what if we get attacked? We can handle our own. Besides, I thought you didn't care." Gojyo said teasingly.

"Fine, whatever!" the moody priest replied. "Just don't come crying to me when you get your asses killed."

"Fine, we won't! Come on, Goku."

'You mother...' At that moment, Sanzo's jealousy had reached its peak, and he squeezed his fists in aggravation.

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"So, Gojyo, what are we doing?" Goku asked.

Gojyo shrugged. "I don't know. I just figured it'd be best to leave those two alone. They get so moody when it rains. Kind of puts a damper on an already bad situation."

"I get what you're saying," Goku agreed. Hakkai wasn't so bad, because he never directed his misery at anyone else, but Sanzo on the other hand...

"Plus I figured we could finish our lesson. We'll be at a hot spring in a few hours, so maybe you can impress Sanzo with your new skills," Gojyo suggested.

"Hey! Okay!" Goku smiled. Although he felt guilty for being so eager, all of this was for educational purposes only. Besides, he couldn't help it. Gojyo made learning fun.

They walked for about ten minutes, trying to find a decent spot to sit down. The wet earth beneath their feet wasn't exactly the best place to rest upon.

"Well, I *thought* this would be a good idea," Gojyo remarked. 'It might be hard with these raincoats too.'

"Hey, Gojyo!" Goku shouted. "I think I see someplace we can sit!"

"Yeah? Be right there." Gojyo looked up at the sky and wondered, 'Should I even be doing this?' He was treading on someone else's territory. Not that he hadn't done it before, but this was *Sanzo.* The hotheaded priest could very well kill him.

'Eh, that doesn't matter too much,' he thought. 'Oddly enough, I consider him a good friend. But its not like I'm going to date the kid or anything!'

Gojyo sighed as he walked towards the area Goku was at. "Hey! It's a cave! Good job, monkey!"

"Don't call me that," Goku grinned. "Asshead."

"We'll see who's an asshead."

Gojyo and Goku entered the cave cautiously, but after determining they were alone, found a dry spot to sit down. "We're going to have to make this quick," Gojyo said. "We wouldn't want to keep your beloved waiting."

Goku crossed his legs anxiously. "Okay, then get on with it, water sprite!"

"Okay. The next lesson is on blowjobs. They're a little trickier than hand jobs because, well, it's more difficult to wrap your mouth around a cock. I'm sure you know this already, though. So, tell me, how do you blow Sanzo?"

"God, I hate it when you ask me that! How do I do this, how do I do that... why do you need to know?"

Gojyo rolled his eyes in exasperation. "Because, monkey-boy, I need to know what areas you need to work on! Now, stop wasting my time with stupid questions."

"Fine. I just go down there and..." Goku stuck out his lips and bobbed his head.

"Okay, I didn't need to see that," Gojyo replied.

"Shut up, water sprite!"

"Well, I'm guessing you suck his cock like most people do. With no style." Gojyo stuck his middle finger out. "Suck my finger."

"No! I know we fooled around that one time, but I'm not doing that again. Sicko," Goku said disgustedly.

"Suck my finger you stupid ape!"

"No!"

"Fine, give me your finger."

"No!" Goku put his hands under his armpits and turned away. "Why?"

"Give me your finger."

Suddenly, Goku had flashbacks of their earlier encounter. Gojyo's hand job was the best he ever had, so imagine the kind of pleasure he could give him orally. But that thought made Goku even more anxious. 'No, that would be cheating!' he said, slapping himself on the forehead.

"What's your problem? Are you going to give me your finger?"

"Yeah, sure, just get it over with," Goku replied, sticking his hand out.

Gojyo grabbed it, and spoke. "Sometimes, if you want to build up the anticipation, just hover your lips above it."

The feel of the half-demon's voice and breath against his finger made Goku grow slightly hot-and-bothered.

"Maybe tease it with your tongue a bit."

"Yeah..." Goku laughed nervously.

Licking Goku's finger, Gojyo stared at him sensuously. "At first, treat it like an ice-cream cone," he instructed.

As Gojyo's tongue moved up and down, Goku was unable to avoid staring at the lushness of his mouth. 'He can make it look good too,' he thought. 'I wonder if Sanzo... would Sanzo...'

Gojyo wrapped his lips around it, and Goku took an uncontrollable deep breath, then exhaled as slowly as he could, for he did not want Gojyo to know that this was making him feel a little horny. 'Not again...' he pleaded with himself.

But despite his guilty conscious, Goku wanted to know what a blowjob felt like. With Gojyo sucking on his finger, he could only imagine how wonderful it be to have his dick sucked. The boy closed his eyes for a moment, and let out a soft whimper.

"It's feeling that good, huh?"

Goku opened his eyes, his breathing still heavy. "No..."

"It gets you hot, doesn't it? How would you like me to show you the real deal?" Gojyo's eyes gleamed with something naughty.

Biting his lip, Goku thought about it for a second. 'Educational purposes only,' he tried to convince himself. 'If Sanzo had...'

If Sanzo had pleasured him the way a good boyfriend should, then this wouldn't be happening. But allowing Gojyo to go down on him wasn't out of spite. It was about time that he had someone go down on him. This... was only necessary.

The whole situation was strange, however, since he used to think of Gojyo as a complete fool. Now they were fooling around! But after experiencing the stupid erokappa the way he did last night, he was beginning to see Gojyo in a whole new light, and why he was such a ladies' man.

"Okay," he answered, voice wavering. Goku leaned against the wall of the cave, and pulled his raincoat up. Gojyo positioned himself in front of him, his body almost touching the ground. "Don't be nervous," he told the boy.

Goku nodded, then attempted to unbutton his jeans despite holding up his raincoat.

"I can do it," Gojyo said, reaching for his button. Slowly unzipping Goku's pants, he began to caress the boy's thigh. "Don't... feel bad."

"I won't," Goku responded, fully aroused by the mere thought of what was next. An actual blow job. The excitement of it all was enough for him to get off right then and there.

With the boy's pants unzipped, Gojyo gently pulled on them until they reached his ankles, exposing Goku's hardness. As he wrapped his fingers around him, the boy gasped.

"Cold!" Goku's shifted agitatedly.

"Oh! My bad," Gojyo said, releasing his hand.

After taking a few seconds to warm his palms, he continued. Leaning down, he lifted Goku's arousal and began to lick his lips erotically. Lightly running his mouth up and down the heat between his hands, he could feel Goku's muscles, in both his hard-on and his legs stiffen out of anticipation.

"Come on," Goku whispered.

"No, not yet," Gojyo said, making sure the warm brush of his words could be felt against the boy's need.

Sure enough, Goku tensed. "Please..." His golden eyes begged for him to go faster.

Unexpectedly, Gojyo ran his tongue from the base of his cock to right before the head. The startling sensation made Goku's insides curl up in pleasure.

Closing his eyes, Gojyo continued to lick him up and down. Then, he proceeded to the very tip, and wrapped his mouth around it while continuing to massage Goku's thigh. After a few moments of softly kneading the tight muscles of his leg, Gojyo moved his hand upward, and trailed his fingers over Goku's nipples.

The boy was unable to make a sound. Instead, he closed his eyes and tried to focus on the warm and tingly feel of Gojyo's mouth lingering over him.

After what seemed like an eternity of unbearable enticement, Goku placed his hand over Gojyo's head, running his fingers through his crimson locks and carefully urging him to go down farther. "Please, Gojyo..."

The half-demon did as he was asked, and Goku found himself squirming in ecstasy. "Oh, God," he moaned. "Mmm..."

Gojyo swallowed every inch of him, while allowing his tongue to travel firmly along the boy's pulsing heat.

The pleasure was staggering. Goku threw his head back and gasped, and for a moment he thought he was going to come.

"Stop... I..." Goku murmured. Despite all the amazing sensations, he thought it would be best to warn Gojyo, in case he wasn't fond of swallowing.

Looking up, Gojyo brushed the long, red strands away from his face. "It's okay," he said gently. Then, to Goku's surprise, he added, "Pretend I'm Sanzo."

Goku stared at him, baffled. "What?"

Without a single word, Gojyo bent back down to continue sucking him off.

'Pretend... he's Sanzo?' Goku questioned. But once Gojyo's lips returned to his aching member, all of Goku's hesitancy disappeared. "S-Sanzo..." he moaned, his breath quickening with Gojyo's pace.

Closing his eyes, the boy imagined the priest down there, putting his mouth over every inch of him, licking and sucking it like a lollipop, the warmth and wetness of his tongue gliding over him.... Violet eyes looking up at him every now and then, yearning for approval...

"Mmm," he whispered. "Suck me..."

As Gojyo moved faster, so did Goku's waves of pleasure. Before he knew what was happening, the boy cried out in agonizing delight, the intensity of a beautiful orgasm pouring out of him. "Sanzo..." he moaned breathlessly. "Oh, God, Sanzo…"

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"They better get here soon or we're leaving without them," Sanzo grumbled, reaching for a cigarette. The rain had finally stopped, but the clearing sky did nothing to brighten his mood.

A few minutes earlier, they were forced to fight a band of demons, and not only were Gojyo and Goku unavailable to help them, but the priest almost got injured- out of his own stupidity. His mind was somewhere else other than the battle, and if it weren't for Hakkai's shield, he could have very well lost his life. The whole situation disgusted him, and he took a long, hard drag from his cigarette.

"I'm sure they'll be here in a few," Hakkai assured. 'Man, I hope they don't make their little affair too obvious. Sanzo's not stupid, and if he ever found out...'

"So, what do you think of those two?" Sanzo's looked away as he spoke, avoiding Hakkai's gaze. It was unlike him to show interest in anyone's business, unless it had to do with demonic activity.

Hakkai's face remained still. "I think it's good they're getting along."

"Hmph."

"You know, Sanzo, maybe Goku just needs a friend right now. Someone who will offer him some guidance." 'Guidance?' Hakkai cringed at his choice of words.

The priest scoffed. "Guidance?"

"I know you and Goku haven't been getting along lately," Hakkai said. "And we all know how upset he can get."

"I could care less."

Hakkai looked at the ground. "I see." Despite his indifferent attitude, Hakkai could sense Sanzo was really torn up over Gojyo and Goku's new friendship- not that Sanzo wasn't partly to blame. 'But even if Sanzo needs to lighten up, I do need to talk to Gojyo about being more careful with what he's doing. This could get ugly.'

"Hey, guys!" Goku shouted from below the hill, startling both men. "Sorry we're late!"

"Hello, Goku! Gojyo!" Hakkai called back. "Hurry up, and get in the Jeep!"

Sanzo said nothing as he stepped into the front passenger seat of the newly transformed Hakaryuu. He could barely look at the two men trudging up the slope, for thoughts of their secret love affair made him want to pull out his gun and…

"Sanzo!" Goku called out. "Did you catch that rainbow! Gojyo and I saw it on our way over here!"

The priest let out a guttural sigh, as he turned to Hakkai. "Can we get a move on? Tell them to hurry up."

"Come on, you guys! Sanzo's getting upset!"

'Someone shoot me,' the irritated priest thought to himself. 'Once we get to the hot spring I'm going to have a little talk with monkey-boy.'

As Gojyo and Goku piled into the back of the Jeep, they took off down the road, heading west away from the rugged landscape. Before anyone knew what was happening, Gojyo and Goku were fighting again- this time tugging on each other's hair and biting. Sanzo muttered obscenities, while Hakkai shook his head and smiled slightly.

'I know,' the green eyed demon said to himself, 'things will work themselves out.' What other choice did they have, but to continue west?

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