Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Meowth!
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Category:
Pokemon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
Views:
3,962
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Pokemon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Reception Part One
Chapter Five: The Reception Part One
“Did you see the bride?” Asked a rather large woman with blond hair and a Brooklyn accent. “She looked like a freakin\' Playboy model. You sure this mansion ain\'t the Playboy mansion? I can\'t believe they actually let him marry that freakin\' slut.”
“Hey, if it\'s really love than I don\'t care, it ain\'t my money paying for all this.” Another very large women said, she also had a Brooklyn accent, only she had black hair. They were both shoving ice-cold cocktail shrimp down their throats while drinking champaign.
“You\'s guys feel the same way?” Asked Meowth, in his hand was a bottle of Crystal being dragged behind him. He was hoping to drink all his worries away.
“Hey Rose Ann, did you hear what I heard?” Asked the blond haired woman with a mouthful of shrimp.
“Yeah Michelle, I think that Meowth talked.” Answered Rose Ann. She stood still for a second debating whether or not to put the food down and talk to the Pokémon. Curiosity won over her glutinous stomach and with much effort she kneeled down to talk to the Meowth. “Hey… um… here Meowth… come here kitty, kitty… do you have something to say to Auntie Rosie?”
“Yeah I do. How do you\'s guys feel about the weddin\'?” Asked Meowth with big eyes searching.
“Wow, I don\'t know about you… but I feel all weird talking to a Pokémon that can talk back, if my Muk or Murkrow ever talked back to me I\'d freakin\' scream.” Commented Michelle.
“Sorry ya feel that way lady, but I ain\'t gonna stop talking, this weddin\' crap has completely pissed me off.” Meowth said angrily.
“Not only can the darn thing talk but he also had a fowl mouth or in this case Meowth!” Smiled Rose Ann with a deep laugh. “So Meowth, in answer to your question before, we hate this wedding. It sucks. There\'s no good looking Boriqua\'s or Morano\'s ova\' here.”
“You got that right hon. Nothin\' but freakin\' red neck southerners I\'m surprised I haven\'t seen any K.K.K. members. The pillowcase wearing freaks! Jesus Christ, you\'d think grown men would find something better to wear…”
Meowth slowly walked away from Rose Ann and Michelle. They were nice but they weren\'t talking about what he wanted to talk about, so he decided to leave. He walked over to the table where Ash and Misty were sitting. Ash was trying to get Misty to kiss him but she kept pushing him away saying “not here” over and over again.
“Hey, how you\'s guys doin\'?” Asked Meowth taking a seat directly across from the young couple. “Enjoying the match made in the fiery pits of hell?”
“Uh yeah? But um… “fiery pits of hell”… I\'m taking that you don\'t like Jesse and James\' wedding too much.” Said Ash.
“That\'s so sad, you should be happy for them Meowth, even if you don\'t fully agree with their decision, you\'re still their best friend.” Explained Misty while trying to get Ash\'s hand off her leg without anyone noticing, he kept moving it up higher and higher, trying to touch something else. “Ok Ash that\'s enough!”
“He, he you two\'s shoulda been the ones gettin\' hitched!” Meowth laughed whole-heartedly. It was apparently the only time he smiled that day.
“Yeah, um… uh… hey Meowth, are there any um… you know… um empty rooms in the house?” Asked Ash and he gave a quick smirk to Misty.
“Yeah some where\'s but don\'t go into the mansion go into the dog house.” Explained Meowth with that famous conniving cat smirk. “I\'m sure Growlie won\'t mind, he\'s over there at the Pokémon table… hmm him and Togepi are really gettin\' along. Anyway\'s I\'ll see ya\'s.” Meowth tried to open the bottle of Crystal but he couldn\'t. “Freakin\' thing won\'t open! … I know I\'ll try my Fury Swipes!”
“Here Meowth.” Misty giggled. “Try a bottle opener.”
“Oh yeah thanks.”
“Meowth… you can\'t drink your worries away… why don\'t you just tell them how you feel, this way you guys can work it out together.” Ash suggested, as he momentarily took his hand out from under Misty\'s skirt and grabbed the bottle from Meowth.
“That\'s the problem with ya twerp, you\'re too much of a nicey nice.” Meowth shook his head and walked away, but he decided to give Ash\'s idea a shot anyway.
“Poor thing… I feel sorry for him.” Sighed Misty.
“Well… no use sitting here all day… come on let\'s go somewhere a little more private…” Ash said as he grabbed Misty\'s hand and began pulling her in the direction of the huge doghouse.
To Be Continued...
“Did you see the bride?” Asked a rather large woman with blond hair and a Brooklyn accent. “She looked like a freakin\' Playboy model. You sure this mansion ain\'t the Playboy mansion? I can\'t believe they actually let him marry that freakin\' slut.”
“Hey, if it\'s really love than I don\'t care, it ain\'t my money paying for all this.” Another very large women said, she also had a Brooklyn accent, only she had black hair. They were both shoving ice-cold cocktail shrimp down their throats while drinking champaign.
“You\'s guys feel the same way?” Asked Meowth, in his hand was a bottle of Crystal being dragged behind him. He was hoping to drink all his worries away.
“Hey Rose Ann, did you hear what I heard?” Asked the blond haired woman with a mouthful of shrimp.
“Yeah Michelle, I think that Meowth talked.” Answered Rose Ann. She stood still for a second debating whether or not to put the food down and talk to the Pokémon. Curiosity won over her glutinous stomach and with much effort she kneeled down to talk to the Meowth. “Hey… um… here Meowth… come here kitty, kitty… do you have something to say to Auntie Rosie?”
“Yeah I do. How do you\'s guys feel about the weddin\'?” Asked Meowth with big eyes searching.
“Wow, I don\'t know about you… but I feel all weird talking to a Pokémon that can talk back, if my Muk or Murkrow ever talked back to me I\'d freakin\' scream.” Commented Michelle.
“Sorry ya feel that way lady, but I ain\'t gonna stop talking, this weddin\' crap has completely pissed me off.” Meowth said angrily.
“Not only can the darn thing talk but he also had a fowl mouth or in this case Meowth!” Smiled Rose Ann with a deep laugh. “So Meowth, in answer to your question before, we hate this wedding. It sucks. There\'s no good looking Boriqua\'s or Morano\'s ova\' here.”
“You got that right hon. Nothin\' but freakin\' red neck southerners I\'m surprised I haven\'t seen any K.K.K. members. The pillowcase wearing freaks! Jesus Christ, you\'d think grown men would find something better to wear…”
Meowth slowly walked away from Rose Ann and Michelle. They were nice but they weren\'t talking about what he wanted to talk about, so he decided to leave. He walked over to the table where Ash and Misty were sitting. Ash was trying to get Misty to kiss him but she kept pushing him away saying “not here” over and over again.
“Hey, how you\'s guys doin\'?” Asked Meowth taking a seat directly across from the young couple. “Enjoying the match made in the fiery pits of hell?”
“Uh yeah? But um… “fiery pits of hell”… I\'m taking that you don\'t like Jesse and James\' wedding too much.” Said Ash.
“That\'s so sad, you should be happy for them Meowth, even if you don\'t fully agree with their decision, you\'re still their best friend.” Explained Misty while trying to get Ash\'s hand off her leg without anyone noticing, he kept moving it up higher and higher, trying to touch something else. “Ok Ash that\'s enough!”
“He, he you two\'s shoulda been the ones gettin\' hitched!” Meowth laughed whole-heartedly. It was apparently the only time he smiled that day.
“Yeah, um… uh… hey Meowth, are there any um… you know… um empty rooms in the house?” Asked Ash and he gave a quick smirk to Misty.
“Yeah some where\'s but don\'t go into the mansion go into the dog house.” Explained Meowth with that famous conniving cat smirk. “I\'m sure Growlie won\'t mind, he\'s over there at the Pokémon table… hmm him and Togepi are really gettin\' along. Anyway\'s I\'ll see ya\'s.” Meowth tried to open the bottle of Crystal but he couldn\'t. “Freakin\' thing won\'t open! … I know I\'ll try my Fury Swipes!”
“Here Meowth.” Misty giggled. “Try a bottle opener.”
“Oh yeah thanks.”
“Meowth… you can\'t drink your worries away… why don\'t you just tell them how you feel, this way you guys can work it out together.” Ash suggested, as he momentarily took his hand out from under Misty\'s skirt and grabbed the bottle from Meowth.
“That\'s the problem with ya twerp, you\'re too much of a nicey nice.” Meowth shook his head and walked away, but he decided to give Ash\'s idea a shot anyway.
“Poor thing… I feel sorry for him.” Sighed Misty.
“Well… no use sitting here all day… come on let\'s go somewhere a little more private…” Ash said as he grabbed Misty\'s hand and began pulling her in the direction of the huge doghouse.
To Be Continued...