Volume 1

Chapter 5 High School Bullies

The no nude chapter

It is lunchtime and the students in 2A are talking about their favourite subject, which of course is Negi-sensei. The target of their discussion is in the teacher’s lounge when Makie and Ako come running in.



“There’s a fight in the school ground,” says Ako.



“And I’m hurt, look at my hand, it is bleeding,” says Makie.



“Who would do a terrible thing like that?” says Negi. “I’ll go and stop it.” He walks fast out of the building and the two girls come with him to show him where the action takes place. And he arrives just in time to see a tall high school girl smashing a volleyball in Akira’s upper body. Fortunately she manages to guard with her arms but still it hurts.



“You’ve got it now, middle school babies?” says the girl. “Go and get lost.”



“But we were here first,” says Yuuna. “Take your class with you and go somewhere else.”



The girl, her name is Eiko, answers by grabbing Yuuna’s jacket and pulling her so she stumbles and falls.



“Who is it picking on the students from my class?” shouts Negi. ”Picking on others isn’t nice, uh…”



“Who is this?” says Eiko.



“It’s the young teacher from Europe we’ve been hearing rumours about,” says another girl.



“He’s so cute,” several of the girls are shouting and before he can get away he surrounded by girls who are hugging and petting him, just like the first day in class 2A. But these are stronger and more eager than his normal class and they almost tear his clothes off.



“Cut it out, you old hags,” a voice cries and the leader of the high school girls is hit in the back of her head by a ball. Asuna and Ayaka have arrived and even though they fight over most things they agree in this; none of them are tolerating any harassment of their homeroom teacher. The big girls let him go and a quarrel starts between the two classes. Asuna and Ayaka get into a fight with Eiko and her friend but then Takahata shows up and he grabs the two middle school students.



“You two are lively as ever I see,” he says. “I don’t approve fighting among girls you know.”



“Yes sensei,” says Ayaka.



“And you guys have been my former students,” he says to the elder girls. “You should act a little more mature towards the middle schoolers.”



“Yes sensei,” says Eiko.



“But Takahata-sensei, they were the ones who started it,” says Asuna.



“Even so, it is your loss if you hit them first Asuna.”



“Incredible! Takahata solved this in seconds,” Negi thinks. “He’s such a good teacher. I must learn and do like him.”

Later the class will have physical education and the girls are changing in the dressing room.



“Come on, it’s volleyball on the roof today. You can discuss Negi-sensei some other time,” says Asuna impatiently.



Although the grounds are big, the school doesn’t have enough courts for all the students, so some of the terraces on the roofs are being used for sports. The girls walk up the stairs, but a surprise awaits them when they come out in fresh air.



“Well well, we’ll meet again. What a coincidence,” Eiko says.



“The senior class again,” says Asuna. “Why are you here and what are you doing with Negi-sensei?” He is standing a little further away and two girls are holding him.



“You see, their PE teacher didn’t come so I had to fill in,” says Negi.



“Anyway, this time we were here first, so why don’t you just back off Asuna,” says Eiko.



“There seems to be a double booking here, what can we do about that?” says Negi.



But nobody is listening to him and the two classes start fighting like the last time.



“Oh no, they’re at it again,” Negi thinks. “I must do something. If only I can come free.” He twists and turns, but the girl will not let him go so easily and she tries to hold him even tighter. Her arm gets over his nose with the result that Negi has to sneeze. And as always it creates a strong wind that lifts up the skirts of the senior class. The younger girls are all wearing trousers or gym suits so it doesn’t affect them. All the girls stand still and look around, wondering where the sudden wind came from. Negi managed to make them stop fighting although not exactly the way he had planned.



“How about we will have a sporting contest between the two classes to resolve this dispute,” he says. “This way we can all get some exercise and there’s no need to fight.”



“Agreed,” says Eiko. “If we lose we will leave right away and we will never bother you guys again. How does that sound?”



“That’s a deal,” says Ayaka.



“But if we win,” says Eiko. “We will take Negi as our teacher.”



“No wait, you can’t do that,” says Asuna. “And besides, you are bigger and stronger than us and can easily beat us in volleyball.”



“Hm, you have a point there,” says Eiko. “What about we play dodgeball instead? And we’ll even take a handicap. There’s eleven of us, but you can play with twenty-two, twice as many.”



“All right, we’re on. Come on girls, let’s go for it,” says Ayaka. “This will be an easy victory.”