My Enemy is a vegetable
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Category:
+S to Z › Vampire Hunter D
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,549
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Vampire Hunter D, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
What is with this Mary Sue?
Looking thorugh Tom Lehrer songs, for moarodarodies for you, dear fans (of which there seem to be only two. I came across this song, which was originally entitiled ‘Pollution’
I’d have to say Kale is bad enough without her pheromones. Jemstone5, please leave the moths to be the only ones with pheromones that attract males from ten miles away.
If you visit the Floating city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don\'t drink alcohol and don\'t breathe the air!
Pheromones, pheromones!
They got smog and Kale and stew.
Turn on your tap
And refuse dangerous brew!
See the hunter D and the surgeons
Their brians wiped out by detergeons.
D used to slice and kill lots,
But his pants all have large wet spots.
Pheromones, pheromones!
You can use the latest toothpaste,
And then rinse your mouth
of industrial waste.
Just go out for a breath of air
And you\'ll be ready for Medicare.
The city streets are really quite a thrill -
If the noose won’t kill you, the monoxide will.
Pheromones, pheromones!
Wear a gas mask andeil.eil.
Then you can breathe,
Long as you don\'t inhale!
Lots of girls that you can love,
But not if Kale’s standing above!
The woman so ugly you see before you there
Makes your pants so torturous to wear.
So go to the city,
See the crazy people there.
Like bonobo chimps,
They\'re fighting for a glimpse.
And breathing [cough] the air!
I’d have to say Kale is bad enough without her pheromones. Jemstone5, please leave the moths to be the only ones with pheromones that attract males from ten miles away.
If you visit the Floating city,
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don\'t drink alcohol and don\'t breathe the air!
Pheromones, pheromones!
They got smog and Kale and stew.
Turn on your tap
And refuse dangerous brew!
See the hunter D and the surgeons
Their brians wiped out by detergeons.
D used to slice and kill lots,
But his pants all have large wet spots.
Pheromones, pheromones!
You can use the latest toothpaste,
And then rinse your mouth
of industrial waste.
Just go out for a breath of air
And you\'ll be ready for Medicare.
The city streets are really quite a thrill -
If the noose won’t kill you, the monoxide will.
Pheromones, pheromones!
Wear a gas mask andeil.eil.
Then you can breathe,
Long as you don\'t inhale!
Lots of girls that you can love,
But not if Kale’s standing above!
The woman so ugly you see before you there
Makes your pants so torturous to wear.
So go to the city,
See the crazy people there.
Like bonobo chimps,
They\'re fighting for a glimpse.
And breathing [cough] the air!