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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
6
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12
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Dinner Parties, Matchmakers, Bitches, and Break-ups
Rin-chan: Konbanwa, minna-san! Here's chapter five, my favorite chapter of all! Hope you laugh as much as we did!
Kei-chan: Enjoy! And remember, there's only one more chapter after this, and then we're finished for another story!
Disclaimer: ... don't ask. It depresses us to be reminded of what we don't own.
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Chapter Five - Dinner Parties, Matchmakers, Bitches, and Break-ups
A few days later, the whole group was on their way to Tohma and Mika’s house, fidgeting in their dress shirts. Mika had organised a dinner party, and had practically ordered them all to be there. Normally, none of them would listen to her, but K had forced them into it.
Once they got there, they were extremely irked to see Yuki’s father, Ayaka, and her parents. Most of the group glared at Mika, but she ignored them, preferring to suck up to Ayaka’s parents. She grabbed Yuki’s arm, hauling him over to the group. “Usami-san, look who’s here!”
Ayaka blushed, her chubby cheeks becoming like two tomatoes. “It is good to see you again… I’m glad you finally came to your senses.” Yuki raised an eyebrow at her, wishing he could run her over in his precious car.
“What are you babbling about, Usami?” He asked, coldly. Ayaka’s parents bristled, but kept quiet. Ayaka herself looked slightly confused. He noticed his sister looked slightly nervous, and his eyes narrowed suspiciously.
Ayaka blinked, shifting slightly. “I’m talking about the engagement, of course! What else would I be talking about?” Yuki crossed his arms, glaring down at the idiotic woman with all of the disdain he had.
“Quite honestly, I fail to see what my engagement has to do with you… It’s not like it’s any of your business, you twit.” Ayaka’s parents were now fuming, vowing to step in if one more insult came from his mouth.
Ayaka huffed. “It has everything to do with me! I am going to be your wife!” The entire room was silent. A fierce glare slowly crossed Yuki’s face, his fists clenching. In the background, Shuichi’s look of death was firmly fixed on Ayaka.
“And where,” Yuki began dangerously. “Did you get that ridiculous idea, you stalker?” Ayaka looked hurt, and her parents now decided the time had come to step in.
“What gives you the right to talk to our little princess like that?” Asked Ayaka’s father, glowering at him. Shuichi snorted. ‘If she’s a princess, then I’m Hamtaro!’
Yuki rolled his eyes. “Firstly, she is not a princess, she’s a banshee. Secondly, it is not my fault if she’s too dense to realize that I hate her guts! I’d rather marry a toad! However, I’m lucky enough to be marrying the sexiest person in the world.” He smirked. “Shu-chan, get your sexy ass over here!”
Shuichi appeared next to him, smirking at Ayaka, her family, and Yuki’s father. The old codger was furious, practically turning purple. Shuichi poked out his tongue, his tongue piercing sparkling in the light. Yuki smirked at the group, resting a hand on Shuichi’s ass. “This cute little ass belongs to me.”
Mika managed to calm her guests, and conned them into staying, even though they were about to storm out. Suddenly, a shriek split the air. They turned to see Sakano screaming and waving his arms around wildly as Tohma - with Kumagorou perched on his head - chased him in circles, arms outstretched. “Aww, come on producer-chan! I only want a hug, na no da!” He giggled, tackling the man easily. Sakano shook in fear as Tohma hugged him, bouncing up and down.
Ryuichi, looking infinitely amused, helped Tohma off of the floor - and off of Sakano, who had passed out. Tohma quickly turned to Ryuichi, hugging him with a squeal. “Tohma loves you, Ryu-chan!” He giggled. Ryuichi’s eyes softened, and he smiled at Tohma gently. Tatsuha clenched his fists, grinding his teeth. His eye twitched as he watched his Ryuichi smile lovingly at Tohma.
Ryuichi opened his mouth to reply, but Mika interrupted before he could say anything. “Must you act like a complete idiot? You’re going to embarrass us in front of Eiri’s future in-law’s, and my father!” Tohma scowled at her, fire blazing behind his eyes.
“Shu-chan and Yuki-san are perfect for each other! Don’t try to break them up, or Kuma-chan will ask Ryuichi to push you in front of a car!” Ryuichi looked surprised, and Mika looked like she’d frozen.
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After a tense dinner, Mika dragged everyone into the sitting room for coffee. She placed Ayaka on one of the couches, and grabbed Yuki’s arm, trying to sit him next to her. He pushed her away, almost sending her toppling into the fireplace. She yelped as her ass nearly caught on fire, patting at her expensive dress nervously.
Yuki smirked at her as he sat down next to Shuichi, crossing his arms. Tohma sat himself on the floor, giggling as he made Kumagorou dance. Sakano was having a nervous breakdown in a corner, but no one bothered taking any notice, as this was a daily occurrence. Mika glared at Tohma, anger coming off of her in waves. “How could you do this to me? I know this is all part of that stupid challenge, but you could of at least had the decency to act like yourself on this special night! But no, you have to act like an immature little child! I thought you were supposed to be in control of yourself, calm to the core… instead you’re acting just like that overgrown retard!” She yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Ryuichi.
“KUMAGOROU MIRACLE BEAM!” Kumagorou flew through the air, slamming into Mika’s head. She fell backwards, tripping over the coffee table. She ended up sprawled on the floor with her legs wide open, displaying her huge grey granny underpants to the entire room. Her father turned purple, Ayaka and her parents turned red, and everyone else (including Tohma) all turned green.
Tatsuha recovered quickly enough to smirk at his sister. “I never knew your taste in underwear was so terrible! Where did you buy those? The granny’s bloomers store? Oh well, that’s the trouble with old age, I guess.” Mika paled, before screeching in fury.
She hauled herself up, pulling her dress back into place. She looked around the room angrily. “Everyone get out of my house NOW!” She yelled, stomping her foot like a child. Tohma stood, pointing Kumagorou at her.
“It’s not your house, it’s mine! Me and Kuma-chan have been talking, and we want you to get out. Kuma-chan wants a divorce, na no da!” He scowled, crossing his arms. Everyone stared in shock, before Mika began to shriek like a banshee. K had reached the end of his patience. He stood, producing a rocket launcher out of his hair… somehow.
“Damn it woman! Shut the hell up before I blow a hole in your wrinkly head! The man said get out, so move it!” K growled, baring his teeth like he’d just escaped from a mental institution. With a terrified squeak, Mika bolted up the stairs, presumably to pack her things.
Ayaka stood up, turning a haughty expression towards Yuki. “Eiri, you must reconsider. I am willing to give you another chance… now, propose to me this instant, or I will never consider marrying you again!” She finished, her nostrils flaring.
Yuki gave her a disgusted look. “Good! Because I can honestly say that I’d rather have my balls chopped off, marinated in piss, and fed to me with chopsticks that someone had used to scratch their ass! Get that through your head, you stupid bitch!” Shuichi smirked at Ayaka as she turned red with rage. Before more words could be spoken, her parents dragged her out of the house. Yuki’s father shook his wrinkly fist at his sons, before hurrying after them.
They turned when they heard thumps, and saw Mika stomping down the stairs. She paused when she re-entered the room, looking at Tohma. “Please, don’t do this…” she said. Tohma turned away, showing her his back.
“Kuma-chan says get the hell out of his house!” He stayed motionless, until he heard the slam that indicated Mika had left.
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Eventually, everyone had retreated back to their homes, all shocked by the night’s events. The only one remaining with the two was K, who was resigned to being the only one able to handle them without going insane… then again, he was already insane, so it didn’t make much difference to him.
After K had gone to bed, Ryuichi turned to Tohma, gravely serious. “Why did you do that to your wife?” he asked quietly. Tohma put Kumagorou down on the couch, becoming serious, like Ryuichi’s alter-ego.
“Because I don’t love her anymore.” he admitted. “I haven’t loved her in that way for quite some time. I just didn’t want to let go, because that would mean admitting how I really felt… and I was too scared to do that.” Tohma looked away, blushing. Ryuichi moved to gently take hold of Tohma’s chin, lifting his head and looking into his eyes.
“And how do you feel, Tohma-chan?” Ryuichi asked. Tohma stared at him silently for a long moment. He took a deep breath. “I love you, Ryuichi-kun…” He dropped his eyes to the floor, flushing bright red. Ryuichi brought up his other hand, cupping Tohma’s cheeks. He leaned in slowly, gently bringing their lips together, touching gently.
Ryuichi ran his tongue along Tohma’s bottom lip, and the shorter man opened his mouth willingly, their tongues touching briefly before darting away, only to touch gently once more. As they continued the kiss, they wrapped their arms around each other, both feeling the other’s heart beating.
They jumped apart, blushing like guilty school children, when they heart a loud bang. They turned to see K scowling at them. “BREAK IT UP AND GET TO BED… NOW!” Firing his gun again, he dislodged a piece of plaster from the roof. A chunk fell directly onto his head, creating a low clunking noise. K’s eye twitched, daring them to laugh. Ryuichi sprinted up the stairs, quickly locking his door. Tohma followed after retrieving Kumagorou, squeaking as he dived into his room, locking the door, and throwing himself under his bed covers.
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Rin-chan: Thanks for reading, we hope you liked!
Kei-chan: Please review! The last chapter will be up soon, so never fear!
Kei-chan: Enjoy! And remember, there's only one more chapter after this, and then we're finished for another story!
Disclaimer: ... don't ask. It depresses us to be reminded of what we don't own.
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Chapter Five - Dinner Parties, Matchmakers, Bitches, and Break-ups
A few days later, the whole group was on their way to Tohma and Mika’s house, fidgeting in their dress shirts. Mika had organised a dinner party, and had practically ordered them all to be there. Normally, none of them would listen to her, but K had forced them into it.
Once they got there, they were extremely irked to see Yuki’s father, Ayaka, and her parents. Most of the group glared at Mika, but she ignored them, preferring to suck up to Ayaka’s parents. She grabbed Yuki’s arm, hauling him over to the group. “Usami-san, look who’s here!”
Ayaka blushed, her chubby cheeks becoming like two tomatoes. “It is good to see you again… I’m glad you finally came to your senses.” Yuki raised an eyebrow at her, wishing he could run her over in his precious car.
“What are you babbling about, Usami?” He asked, coldly. Ayaka’s parents bristled, but kept quiet. Ayaka herself looked slightly confused. He noticed his sister looked slightly nervous, and his eyes narrowed suspiciously.
Ayaka blinked, shifting slightly. “I’m talking about the engagement, of course! What else would I be talking about?” Yuki crossed his arms, glaring down at the idiotic woman with all of the disdain he had.
“Quite honestly, I fail to see what my engagement has to do with you… It’s not like it’s any of your business, you twit.” Ayaka’s parents were now fuming, vowing to step in if one more insult came from his mouth.
Ayaka huffed. “It has everything to do with me! I am going to be your wife!” The entire room was silent. A fierce glare slowly crossed Yuki’s face, his fists clenching. In the background, Shuichi’s look of death was firmly fixed on Ayaka.
“And where,” Yuki began dangerously. “Did you get that ridiculous idea, you stalker?” Ayaka looked hurt, and her parents now decided the time had come to step in.
“What gives you the right to talk to our little princess like that?” Asked Ayaka’s father, glowering at him. Shuichi snorted. ‘If she’s a princess, then I’m Hamtaro!’
Yuki rolled his eyes. “Firstly, she is not a princess, she’s a banshee. Secondly, it is not my fault if she’s too dense to realize that I hate her guts! I’d rather marry a toad! However, I’m lucky enough to be marrying the sexiest person in the world.” He smirked. “Shu-chan, get your sexy ass over here!”
Shuichi appeared next to him, smirking at Ayaka, her family, and Yuki’s father. The old codger was furious, practically turning purple. Shuichi poked out his tongue, his tongue piercing sparkling in the light. Yuki smirked at the group, resting a hand on Shuichi’s ass. “This cute little ass belongs to me.”
Mika managed to calm her guests, and conned them into staying, even though they were about to storm out. Suddenly, a shriek split the air. They turned to see Sakano screaming and waving his arms around wildly as Tohma - with Kumagorou perched on his head - chased him in circles, arms outstretched. “Aww, come on producer-chan! I only want a hug, na no da!” He giggled, tackling the man easily. Sakano shook in fear as Tohma hugged him, bouncing up and down.
Ryuichi, looking infinitely amused, helped Tohma off of the floor - and off of Sakano, who had passed out. Tohma quickly turned to Ryuichi, hugging him with a squeal. “Tohma loves you, Ryu-chan!” He giggled. Ryuichi’s eyes softened, and he smiled at Tohma gently. Tatsuha clenched his fists, grinding his teeth. His eye twitched as he watched his Ryuichi smile lovingly at Tohma.
Ryuichi opened his mouth to reply, but Mika interrupted before he could say anything. “Must you act like a complete idiot? You’re going to embarrass us in front of Eiri’s future in-law’s, and my father!” Tohma scowled at her, fire blazing behind his eyes.
“Shu-chan and Yuki-san are perfect for each other! Don’t try to break them up, or Kuma-chan will ask Ryuichi to push you in front of a car!” Ryuichi looked surprised, and Mika looked like she’d frozen.
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After a tense dinner, Mika dragged everyone into the sitting room for coffee. She placed Ayaka on one of the couches, and grabbed Yuki’s arm, trying to sit him next to her. He pushed her away, almost sending her toppling into the fireplace. She yelped as her ass nearly caught on fire, patting at her expensive dress nervously.
Yuki smirked at her as he sat down next to Shuichi, crossing his arms. Tohma sat himself on the floor, giggling as he made Kumagorou dance. Sakano was having a nervous breakdown in a corner, but no one bothered taking any notice, as this was a daily occurrence. Mika glared at Tohma, anger coming off of her in waves. “How could you do this to me? I know this is all part of that stupid challenge, but you could of at least had the decency to act like yourself on this special night! But no, you have to act like an immature little child! I thought you were supposed to be in control of yourself, calm to the core… instead you’re acting just like that overgrown retard!” She yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Ryuichi.
“KUMAGOROU MIRACLE BEAM!” Kumagorou flew through the air, slamming into Mika’s head. She fell backwards, tripping over the coffee table. She ended up sprawled on the floor with her legs wide open, displaying her huge grey granny underpants to the entire room. Her father turned purple, Ayaka and her parents turned red, and everyone else (including Tohma) all turned green.
Tatsuha recovered quickly enough to smirk at his sister. “I never knew your taste in underwear was so terrible! Where did you buy those? The granny’s bloomers store? Oh well, that’s the trouble with old age, I guess.” Mika paled, before screeching in fury.
She hauled herself up, pulling her dress back into place. She looked around the room angrily. “Everyone get out of my house NOW!” She yelled, stomping her foot like a child. Tohma stood, pointing Kumagorou at her.
“It’s not your house, it’s mine! Me and Kuma-chan have been talking, and we want you to get out. Kuma-chan wants a divorce, na no da!” He scowled, crossing his arms. Everyone stared in shock, before Mika began to shriek like a banshee. K had reached the end of his patience. He stood, producing a rocket launcher out of his hair… somehow.
“Damn it woman! Shut the hell up before I blow a hole in your wrinkly head! The man said get out, so move it!” K growled, baring his teeth like he’d just escaped from a mental institution. With a terrified squeak, Mika bolted up the stairs, presumably to pack her things.
Ayaka stood up, turning a haughty expression towards Yuki. “Eiri, you must reconsider. I am willing to give you another chance… now, propose to me this instant, or I will never consider marrying you again!” She finished, her nostrils flaring.
Yuki gave her a disgusted look. “Good! Because I can honestly say that I’d rather have my balls chopped off, marinated in piss, and fed to me with chopsticks that someone had used to scratch their ass! Get that through your head, you stupid bitch!” Shuichi smirked at Ayaka as she turned red with rage. Before more words could be spoken, her parents dragged her out of the house. Yuki’s father shook his wrinkly fist at his sons, before hurrying after them.
They turned when they heard thumps, and saw Mika stomping down the stairs. She paused when she re-entered the room, looking at Tohma. “Please, don’t do this…” she said. Tohma turned away, showing her his back.
“Kuma-chan says get the hell out of his house!” He stayed motionless, until he heard the slam that indicated Mika had left.
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Eventually, everyone had retreated back to their homes, all shocked by the night’s events. The only one remaining with the two was K, who was resigned to being the only one able to handle them without going insane… then again, he was already insane, so it didn’t make much difference to him.
After K had gone to bed, Ryuichi turned to Tohma, gravely serious. “Why did you do that to your wife?” he asked quietly. Tohma put Kumagorou down on the couch, becoming serious, like Ryuichi’s alter-ego.
“Because I don’t love her anymore.” he admitted. “I haven’t loved her in that way for quite some time. I just didn’t want to let go, because that would mean admitting how I really felt… and I was too scared to do that.” Tohma looked away, blushing. Ryuichi moved to gently take hold of Tohma’s chin, lifting his head and looking into his eyes.
“And how do you feel, Tohma-chan?” Ryuichi asked. Tohma stared at him silently for a long moment. He took a deep breath. “I love you, Ryuichi-kun…” He dropped his eyes to the floor, flushing bright red. Ryuichi brought up his other hand, cupping Tohma’s cheeks. He leaned in slowly, gently bringing their lips together, touching gently.
Ryuichi ran his tongue along Tohma’s bottom lip, and the shorter man opened his mouth willingly, their tongues touching briefly before darting away, only to touch gently once more. As they continued the kiss, they wrapped their arms around each other, both feeling the other’s heart beating.
They jumped apart, blushing like guilty school children, when they heart a loud bang. They turned to see K scowling at them. “BREAK IT UP AND GET TO BED… NOW!” Firing his gun again, he dislodged a piece of plaster from the roof. A chunk fell directly onto his head, creating a low clunking noise. K’s eye twitched, daring them to laugh. Ryuichi sprinted up the stairs, quickly locking his door. Tohma followed after retrieving Kumagorou, squeaking as he dived into his room, locking the door, and throwing himself under his bed covers.
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Rin-chan: Thanks for reading, we hope you liked!
Kei-chan: Please review! The last chapter will be up soon, so never fear!