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Futari wa "GOD DANCE"	By : EvilFuzzy Category: +G to L > Gintama Views: 4757 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Futari wa "GOD DANCE"

A Gintama Kagura!harem fic

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EvilFuzzy9

WARNING: This fanfic depicts activities of an adult nature between characters who would be minors in the real world. The author of this fic does not endorse such things being done by minors in real life, and in fact strongly discourages minors from reading this, and also from participating in any and all such activities until they are at the age of majority/consent as defined in the laws or customs of their state or principality.
FUTANARI WARNING: This fanfic also contains content heavily fetishizing "futanari" or hermaphroditism. Originally male characters with female parts, or originally female characters with male parts, will likely abound. If this disturbs or disgusts you, then please kindly click the PAGE BACK button in your browser of choice.
(this actually has a decent number of fans, for a gintama smut fic, even though there's still only two reviews )

"Is it the next chapter yet, aru?" Kagura inquired of Gin and Shinpachi, reclining on the couch across from her employer and sempai in the Yorozuya.
Gin and Shinpachi didn't answer, at first, staring transfixed at the girl's smooth ivory thighs, and what lay in between them. Kagura was resting her feet on the coffee table between them without a care in the world, occasionally crossing and uncrossing her legs as she waited, flashing her friends every time she did so.
Gintoki Sakata was pale, trembling a little as he stared at the frankly EMASCULATING monstrosity which lay between the young Yato's legs, plainly visible for all to see. He gulped nervously, feeling an ominous sense of foreboding as he gazed upon the girl's inexplicable dick.
Shinpachi Shimura, however, was blushing hotly, his glasses fogged. He gazed fixedly up Kagura's cheongsam, all sense of propriety and decency cast aside as he ogled his coworker's naked slot and giant tab. Perversely, he recalled his encounter with Kyuubei during that timeskip arc.
"Y-yes, it is..." stammered Gin, weakly averting his gaze from Kagura's groin. "So could you put some underwear on already, you damn brat? I don't wanna see that ugly hairless tail of yours."
"Tails don't grow from people's fronts, aru," said Kagura, glancing at Gin with half-lidded eyes. "Don't deny what it is just because it's bigger than yours, Gin-chan."
The man twitched, his face ashen and downcast.
"This is a fetish fic, isn't it?" he muttered. "Like that monster girl cannibal thing. Or the swimsuit thing."
Kagura nodded, a faintly predatory smile on her face.
"Yup," she said. "So you better just own up and submit now, Gin-chan, Shin-chan. Even though its chapter are only a thousand words each, this already multiple times as many fans as any of the smut the author has done for Patsuan, aru."
Shinpachi head listed to one side, a miserable look on his face.
"Am I really that unpopular...?" he murmured miserably, curling up into a depressed little ball of glasses and punchlines.
"Yes," said Gin and Kagura in unison, causing Shinpachi to curl up even tighter.
A moment passed, Shinpachi whining a little piteously to himself under his breath.
Kagura turned her eyes back to Gin.
"So, Gin-chan," she said. "I think you already know what I want, aru."
The man paled a little, glancing out of the corner of his eye as Kagura tied the front of her dress back to one side, leaving her mixed up gender free to flop out and drip its arousal onto the couch cushions.
"Do we have to...?" he whined. "I like being a man. And I don't like having things shoved up my butt."
"Don't worry, Gin-chan," said Kagura, retrieving a hypodermic syringe loaded with a faintly glowing serum. "You'll still have your dick. Though your balls'll probably fall off to make room for a pussy. So it doesn't have to be your butt, aru."
The wavy-haired man blanched at this.
"On second thought," he said nervously, "I suppose I wouldn't mind having a foot or so of Kagura-chan's dick shoved up my ass... just so long as I get to keep my family jewels. You know? My precious kintama."
"Gintama?" said Kagura, lazily picking her nose with her free hand. "Nah, after this I think it'd be better to start calling it Shintama."
Gin frowned.
"Uh, wait," he said. "Would that be with the kanji for new? Like, in Patsuan's name? Why would you call it that?"
Kagura laughed, and she took a step towards her employer and prospective bitch.
"Not new, aru," she said. "Shin as in god. As in, me."
"Or your brother," supplied a glum-toned Shinpachi, still lying in a depressed fetal position on the couch next to Gin. "Since, you know, your names both start with the same kanji."
Kagura shot Shinpachi a dark look.
"Don't talk," she said sharply. "Or I'll stick it to you first, aru. And I won't be gentle."
To her surprise, the teen blushed. He twiddled his fingers nervously, and Kagura saw him wiggle his hips a little, too.
"Th-that wouldn't be so bad, Kagura-chan..." he murmured shyly, speaking in a surprisingly cute tone of voice. "After that timeskip incident, and my encounter with Kyuubei post-op... I realized... that I have a thing for futanari..."
His blush deepened, and the boy visibly stuck his bum out, wiggling it enticingly at a faintly gobsmacked Kagura.
Despite herself, the Yato lass felt her penis stir, and her pussy moisten.
She licked her lips and leered at Shinpachi.
"You really are a perverted loser," she mused. "Shin-chan... I bet you'll make a really plain Jane, aru."
Kagura fastened a fresh needle to the syringe, and stalked over to Shinpachi.
Gin-san breathed a sigh of relief.

A/N: I can't be the ONLY person who felt a little absentmindedly disappointed with how the Shinpachi x Kyuubei tease scene in the timeskip arc petered out (though his reaction WAS funny...). And also a little upset that no one has done a lemon with that scene.
...that I know of, at least.
Updated: 3-11-14
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