My Enemy is a vegetable
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Category:
+S to Z › Vampire Hunter D
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,550
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Vampire Hunter D, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I'm not much of a poet. Sue me.
This one was too easy. In fact, I did it myself
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5!
The way your spell
You write so well
Others pale
Near your Kale
I’m too uptight
With criticism
And cynicism
I’m not fit to write
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
To you we all bow
We beseech you, show us how
Easy, my good and loyal sheep.
It’s so easy, I spell in my sleep!
Cecil, because I say, is now castle
Blood in your hand now flows in vassals
Except now begins with A
All because that’s what I say!
I’m such a brute
To have corrected you
I’m sorry it affected you
How to spell ‘suit’
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
For Kale we all pine
So cute is sweet Aceline
It’s just sour grapes
That I say she should know shapes
Being so old
I’m sorry I act so cold
I acted without reason
To ask if Kale knew Civic duty
What are laws to Kale’s beauty?
Drunkards must have been in season
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
You must be so smart
Everything you impart
An evil, awful Ark
An evil Awful Shark
What a great decision
The world has only one religion
Just because I took AP biology
Doesn’t mean I’m right
Please pity me and my plight
If you hadn’t blocked me I send you an apology
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
Doris truly loves D
And he loves she
You took this from another
And yet D you smother
With your Mary Sue
Blood calls to blood he said
And though Kale might soon be dead
He needs to tell his first
That women’s lib is the worst.
I’m so cruel and evil
Pardon my bitchin’
Women belong in the kitchen
The goo ol’ days were medieval
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
A king should have his incest
And show them quite a sin-fest!
If they were dating his kin
Or where they have surely been
Doesn’t matter in the least
In bed Dracula must be such a beast!
To me it greatly disturbs,
But I’m such a dunce
To bother you even once,
Such an act should never perturb.
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
Divorce is a sin
Let’s argue with such a din
The kids won’t care
Even though we cannot bare
Each other it doesn’t matter
Marriage is sweet as attar
To leave a spouse one should never
Forgive I’m a wiccan
The thought must surely sicken
As does wedlock isn’t forever
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5!
The way your spell
You write so well
Others pale
Near your Kale
I’m too uptight
With criticism
And cynicism
I’m not fit to write
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
To you we all bow
We beseech you, show us how
Easy, my good and loyal sheep.
It’s so easy, I spell in my sleep!
Cecil, because I say, is now castle
Blood in your hand now flows in vassals
Except now begins with A
All because that’s what I say!
I’m such a brute
To have corrected you
I’m sorry it affected you
How to spell ‘suit’
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
For Kale we all pine
So cute is sweet Aceline
It’s just sour grapes
That I say she should know shapes
Being so old
I’m sorry I act so cold
I acted without reason
To ask if Kale knew Civic duty
What are laws to Kale’s beauty?
Drunkards must have been in season
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
You must be so smart
Everything you impart
An evil, awful Ark
An evil Awful Shark
What a great decision
The world has only one religion
Just because I took AP biology
Doesn’t mean I’m right
Please pity me and my plight
If you hadn’t blocked me I send you an apology
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
Doris truly loves D
And he loves she
You took this from another
And yet D you smother
With your Mary Sue
Blood calls to blood he said
And though Kale might soon be dead
He needs to tell his first
That women’s lib is the worst.
I’m so cruel and evil
Pardon my bitchin’
Women belong in the kitchen
The goo ol’ days were medieval
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
A king should have his incest
And show them quite a sin-fest!
If they were dating his kin
Or where they have surely been
Doesn’t matter in the least
In bed Dracula must be such a beast!
To me it greatly disturbs,
But I’m such a dunce
To bother you even once,
Such an act should never perturb.
Jemstone5
O Jemstone5
Divorce is a sin
Let’s argue with such a din
The kids won’t care
Even though we cannot bare
Each other it doesn’t matter
Marriage is sweet as attar
To leave a spouse one should never
Forgive I’m a wiccan
The thought must surely sicken
As does wedlock isn’t forever