Land of the Sun

Disclaimer: I’m MISOGIRL!!!! Not Daisuke Moriyama.... as ususal.... weeping, weeping...

Author’s Note: Well it’s bin a long time... But it’s back! Okay this chapter is mostly comedy, not much romance... But it’ll be back for all you fluffy lovers!!! Considering you guys are letting me to run free with my own devices, if this chapter is too long... it’s your own damn fault.

MisoGirl: No one likes me!!! WAAAA!!!!
Shader: Oh.. Come on! We love you!! (Hands MG Rusty)
Rusty: mew! (Starts purring)
S: See?! Kitty mow, mow still loves him girl!! (Hugs MG)
MG: Awe! (Heats in eyes) My little Rusty Busty!! (Kisses the cat)
R: Purr, purr.... (falls asleep)


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Land of the Sun
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Chapter Five
Part time Jobs
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It’s bin two weeks since his trip with Rosette. The violet haired devil was ‘persuaded’ to go back into his smaller form. Meaning that Rosette beaten on him until he hade no choice to look like a twelve year old kid. Well granted that she did bought him a spring, summer, fall, and winter wardrobes. Plus a wide assortments of foot wear. In return for his being in his shrunken hight state, the golden haired angel would let the demon to sleep in the same bed as her and tack the occasional bath together too. That’s all he wonted, to be with his beloved Rosette... even if he has to be a midget.
The days will go by like clock work. They’ll wake up, tack a shower, and eat breakfast. Then Rosette and Azmaria will go off to school, Setsuka would run off and do her own thing, and Joshua would do... well baby things. As for Chrono he’ll occupied himself with random things, (wile dodging attacking ducks). He finally learned how to use the remote... mostly. He still doesn’t understand the hole internet thing, and e-mail... He did manage to order an English to Japanese dictionary, so now he understands some words in Japanese.
It started off like any other day, with him awaking to the angelic sleeping face of his Rosette. He cuddle her fore a fue seconds before he sweetly coaxed her to wake up as well. “Rosette. Rosette. Wakey, wakey my little turtle dove.” He cooed into her ear.
“No... sleep more...” She moaned and puled him closer. Resting her cheek on his as she promptly fell back to sleep.
The small devil smiled, enjoying the feel of her body pressing against his. “Oh... come on...” He softly whined. Scooting closer he kissed her ear. “You can stop dreaming about me, because I’m right here...” He joked.
“But if I wake up, I’ll have to go to school... then work a double shift at the restaurant too...” She wined, obviously displeased with the whole idea of waking up. “Not only that...” She paused, cracking one blue eye open, still a bit cloudy from sleep. “I can’t snuggle my little cuddle bunny any more.” His angel moaned seductively, and hugged the devil tightly.
He purred deep in his chest. “Well...” Chrono said with a wide grin. “When you come home tonight...” his lips brushed her’s ever so lightly, as he kissed her. “I’ll draw a super relaxing bath for us.”
“But it’ll be like... eleven thirty by the time I’ll get back from work...” She moaned and made puppy dogs eyes at him. “I wont to stay with you.” The young lulu whined as she kissed him back.
“Oh! Come on! You two aren’t glued at the hips!!! So get moving princess!!!” Setsuka voice bellowed up through the floor boards.
The couple sat up on a groan, both highly displeased that it was Monday again... Rosette got into her school uniform as Chrono more or less watched as he got dress. Tossing his dragon cotton pajamas allonge with Rosette’s white nighty into the hamper.
With just a simple pair of jeans and a T-shirt on, as he followed Rosette down stairs. He was greeted by a umpteened Rosette and a dinging Setsuka. The little devil blinked confused at first, until a helpful Azmaria popped up behind him.
“Rent’s deu.” The silver haired pre-teen said. “Mom says that Aunt Rosette is old enough to live on her own now, and she wouldn’t let her free load.” She smiled warmly at her Uncle Chrono and skipped off into the kitchen.
Chrono just shrugged and stretched his arms up above his head. The girls ran past him and out the door to catch their buss. Making the poor devil spin around. More than a bit dizzy he started to staggered off towards the living room. He was rudely stopped by a hand, rubbing it’s thumb and forefinger together.
“Dningdingdingdingding!!!” The green eyed jap chimed.
“Uh?” Was all he could muster.
“Your not my son. Your not my brother. Your not a miner in my care. So horck over the cash you hopefully prepared.” The woman said in a slight beat.
“Wha–?” He answered. Is she doing that Dr. Sues thing again?
“Partly.” She said flatly. “I’m asking you fore your rent bub.”
“Uh? Wha-? Me?” Chrono said with his jaw slacked opened.
“Well... your an’t my son, are ya?” The demon quickly nodded his head ‘yes’. “Your not my baby brother too right?” Again the small lad nodded in agreement. “And, your certainly an’t a miner.” The devil continued his action. “So by all rights, I’m your landlord... er... lady. So hand over your rent money now.”
His eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. Sweaty little palms fisted into the material of his navy blue shirt. Chubby little cheeks dusted themselves a cute pink. His tanned lips turned a bit blue out of the horrored realization that he was broke.
She dropped her hand and raised an eyebrow. “You did get a job right?” The boy shook his head. “Did you even think of getting one?” Again he shook his head. “What did you do all day? Sit around all day and fantasized about Rosette as you figured out how to work the internet?” His face turned a deep maroon color as he slowly nodded. Setsuka blinked a fue times, unable to believe this love struck moron was the resourceful Chrono. “Well... you don’t have to pay...” He looked up at her with a little hope shimmering in her scarlet pools. “... this month. I’ll give ya this month to find a job to pay off your rent. If you can’t pay 750 yen by next month your out of here.”
“WHAT?!” He squeaked. The small devil did not wont to be separated from his Rosette. “Y-you can’t!!” Fear tainted his voice.
The jap closed her eyes unable to look at the once great demon losing his cool over the mear thought of being separate from her little sister. “Look.” The woman stated rubbing her temples. “The job market is fierily good this time of year. You’ll find a part time job in no time.”
“Really?” He asked weakly. The taller woman nodded. The little devil perked up a bit, then his ears drooped down a bit. “Ummm... where do I start looking?”
“Try the news paper, they bound to have something there.”
12:05 AM
The small devil stopped using the news paper... Setsuka fail to see that he still can’t read this Japanese kanji crap. On a large sigh the devil looked over at Joshua. The little tyke was fast asleep on his large dog plushie. Another sigh escaped his throat. How the hell is he gona find a job if he couldn’t understand the language... or read it for that matter.
He puffed out his cheeks and his eye twitched. Maybe I should go out... The devil wondered. He stood up and looked over at the ostrich in the corner. The large bird looked back at him cocking his head to one side. The demon slumped his shoulders, feeling stupid for doing this. “I’m going out for a while, Kay?” To his surprise the bird nodded. He blinked a fue times as he gaped at the ostrich. “Do you understand me?” The bird ruffle it’s feathers and tucked it’s head under his wing. The purple haired boy placed a palm on his forehead while thinking, I’m going insane...
The devil quickly ran out the door and shut the door behind him. He stared down the long stair way wondering why he stopped. “Dah! You moron! You don’t have keys to the house!!!” He yelled as a hand slapped his forehead. He looked back at the large building, and figured that noone would brake into a house full of demons... even if they are trapped.
The boy like devil hopped down the steps and ran across the grounds. He was quite accustomed to the property. It’s dried up well, the sacred tree that’s always in bloom, and the gigantic memorial. He sped past the large fire pit that was hardly used. He hurried down an even larger set of stairs that lead to the sidewalk. He slowed down when singes of life came into view. The little guy walked slowly as he looked around. He knew that some of these people new how to speak English, so they might help him to find a job. So hurried off to the closest store.
1:10 PM
Chrono slumped into the buss stop bench. Every place he tried got the same reaction. “Sorry we don’t have openings for someone your age.” or, “Sorry, try next week kid.” He even got an “You should be at school! Not out looking for a job!!” From an overly weight middle aged woman. But it all spelled out one thing... they won’t higher children.
He looked down at his plump little hands... then buried his face into them, hiding his tears of hopelessness. The devil’s limbs began to shack as his sobbing increased. I’ll never find a job at this rate! I won’t have the money Setsuka asked for, and she’ll kick me out and... and...
A hand landed on his back. “There, there. What’s wrong son?” A man’s voice asked.
Still shacking like a leaf the little purple haired boy tried to answer. “I don’t wona leave Rosette...” Her whimpered. The devil’s ears pick up the confused sound the man made. Still trembling that threatened to brake apart the bench he sat on the devil hiccuped his story out. “If I–I–I c-can’t get a... a... job. I–I w–w–w–won’t be–be able t-t-t-t-t-to... to p-pay t-th-the rent. And–and she’ll k-kick m-m-m-m-m-m-me o-o-ou-out!” The devil collapsed on to his stomach. “It hurts to even think about it!!” He practicality scream out.
The hand left his back, the man was obviously unnerved by the crying lad next to him. The little demon heard scratching as the man thought over what he said. “Now where did I heard that name from again?” He whispered. “What!” Chrono felt the man jump up. “You don’t mean that Christopher girl do you?” The purple haired lad nodded, not looking up. “That hot blond, half American, school girl?” Again the demon answered with a nod. “The one living in that huge temple with her little brother, niece, and older half sister!” The man started to sound a bit too excited for Chrono’s liking. “That’s perfect! Well you see my brother has the biggest crush on–”
“SHE’S MINE!!” The boy cut him off. He was glaring at him with his ruby red eyes. With tears still leaking out from them, he either looked cute or fierce. The man didn’t know what to do with this so un-child like manner.
The man that Chrono glared at was a year or tow older than Setsuka. His hair was a coppery brown color, and needed to be cut. He worn overly worn clothes with grease stains all over them. He hade tinny rusted glasses in front of gray-blue eyes. Somehow this man gave him a nostalgic feeling, like the demon knew him...
“Ummm... I think I should straiten things out here.” The man said with shocked confusion on his face. “What I was saying that my brother has a crush on Setsuka. Not Rosette... she’s a bit young for him...” He said with a lop sided grin.
Chrono whipped his tears away with his shirt and gave the man a soft apology. He took in three deep breaths to calm himself, looking back up at the man he raised a questioning eyebrow. “So. Are ya gona tell me what’s so perfect?”
“Well you see me and my brother run our family business together. And having an extra pair of hands would be a big help to us...” The man grinned lick a Chestire Cat.
Chrono’s ears perked up. “Then you’ll give me a job?!!” He chirped.
“Yes...” The man answered. “Keep in mind that your only gona do odd jobs. It wont be much fun.”
“I don’t care!!” The devil yelped out with joy. “As long you pay me money that is...”
“Well that sounded a bit whore-ish...” The copper haired man whispered. “Anyways... you’ll be helping lit-bro out with his love life...”
Chrono’s eyes slitted, and his arms slumped down. “You don’t mean..”
“Yup!” The older man yelped back.
“You wont me to play match-maker with you...” He said with his eyelids going a bit blue.
Seeing the odd expression on the boy’s face he hade to think of something up fast if he wonted to help his brother... “I’ll pay ya extra under the table.”
The demon blinked at the man for what seemed like forever. “Are you bribing me?”
“Yes.”
The violet devil thought about it. If he had more money, he could buy some adult clothes and tack Rosette out more. If he looked older people wont think they were brother and sister, or she was a pedophile. A satisfied grin crept across his face. “Deal. As long I get 750 yen by next month that is...”
“That’s it?” The man asked confused.
“Uh... ya. That’s what she said. Seven-fifty yen...” The little one answered just as confused.
“Uh...” The man scratched behind his ear. “You do know the 750 yen is like two Canadian dollars right?” He asked.
“What about American?” The boy asked. Why would he use Canadian finances in stead of American? The last time he was out of a tomb America was at the top of the financial world, as he remembered it.
“Don’t you remember your history boy? In the third world war, Canada came in and saved America’s butt...”
1:45 PM
The man Chrono met at the buss stop was being shock by the collar.
“What the hell are you doing?!!” The blond man bellowed. “He’s just a kid!!” He continued. “He should be in school, not here working!!” He continued his ranting as the other man simply smiled calmly. “This is no place fore a child you idiot!”
The devil just stared at the two men not believing who was right in front of him.
“Now, now brother...” The copper haired man calmly said.
“I’m not your brother!!” The angered blond replied. “For the last time... I’m your brother-in-law!!!” He yelled. “And that only happened after you married my sister!!”
The demon let the argument drift out of his mind. He just stared dumb founded at the now mute men. He couldn’t believe it. Ewan Remington was right there, in front of him, fighting with his brother-in-law... not only that but apparently he’s the one the man said that hade the crush on Setsuka!
“Oh! Come on, Ewan! He could help you out with your Setsuka problem.” The copper haired man smiled like Cheshire Cat. “The boy dose live with her you know.”
Blushing ever since he heard the woman’s name, Ewan atemped to respond. “S-s-so?!! L-like I care!” The ex-priest coughed softly. “Anyways...” He turned to the small devil. “What is you name?” The blond asked, his cheeks still dusted pink.
“Ummm... Chrono.” The devil answered after he was snapped out of his stupor.
“And how old are you?” Ewan continued to question the boy.
The devil froze, as his face both redden and paled. He couldn’t tell him he was well over 700 years old!! But if he doesn’t tell him his age he just might kick him out...
“Oh! Ewan! He’s just a boy. I wouldn’t let him go near the adult merchandise! Give me some credit here.” The other man whined.
“Shut your yaper!” The former priest yelled. “Just because I admired Lady Setsuka’s work, doesn’t mean I have a crush on her!”
“Adult merchandise?” Chrono echoed.
“Never mind that Chrono my boy.” The other man said.
The demon’s eyes blinked in shock. It can’t be...
“All we do is ‘help’ couples to... now should I put it... make babies.” He said grinning wider.
Chrono smacked his head. His eyes were wide with mixed emotion. Yup! That’s Elder all right...
Ewan rubbed his temples. “It isn’t as it sounds like. We just increase people’s changes in conceiving.” He immediately turned a hard glare at his brother-in-law. The young Elder pushed his fore fingers together, grinning like a pervert he was and is.
What a perfect occupation for him...
5:00 PM
The little devil strolled in after having a day he wish he could forget. He was given a short tourer of the business of ‘performance enhance-ser’, and continued arguments between the two partners. At the end all Chrono did was watch the two throw words at each other and answer the phone a fue times. Remington gave the demon 750.000 yen in cash, after hearing the boy’s sad yet odd story of the rent.
“Looks like you got a job.” The woman stated. Setsuka was in the kitchen brewing up dinner. The daemon just stared at her for an minute. He couldn’t believe that the former minster would fall for this weirdo. “Oh... your working for them...” She said dryly. “Mr. Blue eyed, flirt-a-ish pretty boy, who walks into poll when I come into view...” The jap continued to grumble.
“But doesn’t that mean he really likes you?” The devil asked. Now’s my chance...
“I’ll give him a chance if he stops physically harming himself... AND would put together a real sentence.” The woman said. “I see you got paid today...” Her green eyes peering at the swelling pocket of cash.
“Oh! Yes!” The demon chirped. “I can pay you for this month!!” He said as his hand dug into his jeans. Quickly fishing out his pay he rushed out to his landlord... lady... whatever, and shoved the bills into her hand.
Setsuka took the cash and examined it. The little devil turned to leave but was stopped at the door way. “Are you planing to pay me for the next hundred months? If not then you gave me too much.”
“Uh? But the guys said that... that...” He stared over his shoulders at the woman. His ruby red eyes stared in disbelief.
“Chrono... I don’t have a permit to do this. It’s illegal for one to charge rent over 800 yen if they don’t have a permit.” The woman informed the demon. “So why don’t you answer that. Considering that’s all you did all day...”
“Wha–?” The little devil asked. Just then the phone rang. It was loud and obnoxious ring. With an umteenth annoyed expression the demon harshly picked up the phone. “Moshimoshi. Christopher juumin. Izure am Ore hassei ekken?” the devil answered.
“Moshimoshi!” A man called through the line. “Ijou an hijou!! Chin ni–do an ekusoshisuto sokuzani!!!” He was panicking.
The poor devil did wont to help the man but all he got was the ‘hello’, ‘this is’, ‘we’, and ‘right away’ bits. Oh... how he wished he had his English to Japanese dictionary with him right now...
“Chrono...” Setsuka called from the stove. “Say ‘Chin yuigon be sokuza’.” She ordered.
He blinked at her as she turned on the rice cooker. I got the first bit there but not the last of it... He shrugged his shoulders and turned back to the phone. “Chin yuigon be sokuza.”
“Arigatou!!! Arigatougozaimasu!!!!” The man bellowed into Chrono’s ear. The devil held the phone back and rubbed his poor battered ear. He slowly brought it back to his mouth. “Adiosu.” The little demon said quickly and jumped back knowing what is to come.
“Hai, hai... adiosu!! Arigatou!!” The man answered excitedly, and hung up.
The devil did the same wile turning to the Japanese woman. “Now...” He said but stopped in mid sentence. She was not there. The lad looked around and soon heard foot steps coming down the stares. Knowing who it was he walked into the hallway. “Would you tell me what this ‘we’ business is?!” He asked up the stares.
Flop!
“Huh?” He asked as clothes were thrown on him. He quickly pulled them off his head. They were like Setsuka’s Hakama, but instead of bright blood red it was a light sky blue. Other than that they was an exact match. He hear a loud thump next to him. It was a pack much like the one he hade in the 1920\'s. Instead it hade barn doors, and rather than the classic Christian cross there was kanji written on the doors.
“Put that on.” Setsuka told him. She was already dressed and ready to go.
“Wha–?” Said the stupor devil.
“I can’t let my partner to go out looking like that!” The green eyed lulu gestured at his plane mono-chromatic blue outfit.
“Huh? Nani?” The boy squeaked out.
“Gha...” The woman huffed out annoyed. “We don’t have time for this!” She quickly pulled his shirt up and over his head and started to unbuckle his jeans. “Hurry up.”
“AGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Five minuets later.
As soon Setsuka dressed him in the clothes she tossed at him earlier, she dragged him and his new pack out and threw them both into the car. After he finally registered that he now hade a second job as Setsuka’s assistant. He watched as she hopped into the driver’s seat. The devil still remembered the day it was Rosette that was his partner. But he hade confecting emotions about that now...
“Know what you mean...” Sighed the woman. “Imouto wonts to fallow in my foot steps. To be an ekusoshisuto, an exorcist.” She said slower than normal. “That’s why I’m going to teach you the way we japs exorcize demons.” She said a bit more cheerfully.
“Hai. Arigatou.” The devil whispered.
The woman brought the vehicle to life and music filled the car. Wile exiting the driveway a new song started to play. “OoOoOoOoOo! This is my favorite old time song!” The woman chirped.
I want to change the world
Kaze o kakenukete
Nani mo osorezu ni ima yuuki to
Egao no kakera daite
She turned up the volume and sang along.
Change my mind
Jounetsu tayasazu ni
Takanaru mirai e te o nobaseba
Kagayakeru hazu sa
It\'s wonderland
Haiiro no sora no kanata
Nanika oite kita
Kimi wa mayoi nagara
Sagashi tsuzukeru
The demon immediately clung to his seat, as the car speed down the road, extremely grateful fore the seat belt.
Kimi no kokoro furueteta
Asu no mienai yo
Nanimo shinjirarezu
Mimi o fusagu
Kimi ni deaeta toki
Hontou no ibasho mitsuketa
Nanigenai yasashisa ga
Koko ni atte
Bokura mezameru
I want to change the world
Ni do to mayowanai
Kimi to iru mirai katachi doreba
Doko made mo toberu sa
He tried no the scream his head off as they narrowly missed hitting dump truck.
Change my mind
Jounetsu tayasazu niShiranai ashita e tsubasa hiroge
Habatakeru hazu sa
It\'s wonderland
Bokura wa onaji sekai o
Oyogi tsuzuketeru
Tagai no negai e todoku hi made
Minna onaji fuan kakaete,
sasaeaeru yo
Tachidomaru shunkan ni mitsumeteru
Kono basho ni iru
I want to change the world
Kono te hanasazu ni
Mimamoru hitomi o uketometara
Nandatte dekiru hazu
Setsuka turned the corner, swerving in to the other lane (meaning they were coming onto head on traffic).
Change my mind
Hitori ni sasenai
Minna koko ni iru
Donna koto mo tsukinukete ikou
It\'s wonderland
I want to change the world
Kaze o kakenukete
Nanimo osorezu ni ima yuuki to
egao no kakera daite
Change my mind
Jounetsu tayasazu ni
Takanaru mirai e te o nobaseba
Kagayakeru hazu sa
It\'s wonderland
Setsuka turned harshly. The car skidded on the road with a screaming Chrono inside. It hit the side of the sidewalk. Going up onto two wheels and threatened to fall on the passenger’s side. It tilted back and fell on all fore of it’s wheels.
“Now that’s... how you drive.” The woman said in a amused tone.
The demon turned shocked eyes to her. His face was still a bit pale form the near death experience. “Please tell me you don’t plan on teaching Rosette how to drive like that...” He wheezed out.
“Don’t be stupid!!” The woman huffed out. “I got a stunt driving school to teach her.” She stepped out and walk around the hod of the car and open the door for the blue faced devil. “Get out...” She ordered amused.
“But–but!” He squeaked out. “Y-you me-mea-mean to s-s-s-s-s-say th-that s-s-s-s-s-s-s-she a-al-r-ready kn-knows h-h-h-how?” He half squeaked, half whined.
“Hai.” The green eyed jap grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the car seat. “Get the equipment Chrono.”
He nodded and grabbed his pack from the back seat. The lad stopped in his action. There was a bow and arrows next to the pack. He shrugged and pick them up too, figuring they were somehow important. The two walked down the street to meat their client.
A young man ran up to them looking very sorry. “I’m sorry Lady Setsuka! My neighbors called the Harveneit kyoudai.” He huffed out.
“Ummm... what kyoudai mean?” The devil asked sheepishly.
“It means sisters Chrono.” Setsuka answered. “You should study more Japanese.” She turned back to the man and pointed at his chest. “And stop calling me ‘Lady’ already! I’m not a real priestess.”
“Harveneit?” The devil repeated, just now remembering what the man said before he got confused. The demon pocked his head out from behind the two adults. He looked past them and indeed there was Satella and Fior. They were socking up the attention like a pair of super models. Fior hair was longer, the same length as Satella’s. They bother wore the same identical dress. He looked up at Setsuka for an answer.
“They share the same birth day. And not they are not twins. Satella was born exactly one year after Fior’s birth.” She explained. He nodded completely understanding the hole thing.
“How lame.” A coy female’s voice mocked. “And your supposed to be the great exorcist Setsuka?” The woman chuckled.
The devil turned angered blood rubies on the woman. He did not like the way this stranger spoked to her, she was almost his sister-in-law after all.
The insulting wench was all dolled up. She wore high class clothes. Her platinum white hair was perfectly pulled back. The attention she lavished on herself would be breath tacking if she hadn’t opened her mouth.
“Oi! I exorcize demons. Not control time.” Setsuka pulled out a mirror out of nowhere, (AN: Like Sanzo’s fan from Saiyuki) and seem to fix her bangs. “Anyways, I wont get all roiled up by someone who has baggy eyes.” The emerald eyed lulu joked.
Chrono raised an eyebrow. He looked at Setsuka, then to the other woman, then to Setsuka again. The devil didn’t see any bags under the other woman’s eyes. Okay... this is weird. Even for Setsuka. He thought.
“What are you talking about! My eyes are flawless!!” The woman spat. “Your just jealous of my beauty!!!”
“No, no. I beg to differ.” Setsuka chirped. Then to the devil’s surprise, the woman’s expression changed. It was hard and cold and... serous. Her green spring like eyes turned into the cold unforgiving sea. “Tack a look.” The Japanese exorcist said in a harsh threatenly demanding voice.
For a wile it seemed so surreal. Everything seemed to be calm as Setsuka held the mirror in front of the woman’s face. Then with out warning the woman’s skin began to boil. Her eyes bled out of their sockets and fell to the ground, polling around her feet. Her lips opened on a blood curling scream. The woman’s body began to liquify.
“Chron!!” Setsuka yelled, snapping the devil out of his trance. “The barriers!!”
“Huh? Ho! Right!!” He began to fiddle around with his clothes. He began to panic when he felt the demonic aura coming from what now looks like a pile of melting ice-cream.
“There in your right sleeve! Teinousha!” She barked.
The devil quickly reached into his sleeve and pulled out sheets of paper. He gazed confused at the small stack in his hand.
“Finally!!” His partner growled. She snatched five strips out of his hand, cutting his finger.
Satella ran up along side of Setsuka. “Damn! It was just the shadow we killed sis!” She turned to the native Japanese woman, and raised an eyebrow in question. Seeming to wont to ask her something but saved it for later. “LADEN!!! Erscheinen! Ritter Juwell!!” The Mutig–Ster appeared behind them sword at the ready. “Eröschen!” The Juwel Knight swung it’s sword down onto the muck.
“Sister!! No!” Fior warning came too late. As soon the glowing blue sword touched it, the summon shattered. Fragments of gem stone shot out everywhere.
Chrono rushed to shelter his friend from the danger, but Setsuka jumped in front of Satella and the bystanders. The Japanese exorcist pulled out one sheet of paper and held it out in front of her. Immediately a transparent blue wall appeared shielding everyone from the blow. As soon as the blast was over the wall disappeared.
“Wow!! That was amazing sensei!!” Chirped the devil. Everyone else there agreed. The two German woman stared astonished at what they just witness. “Ya... well... It’s not over yet!!” Setsuka said wiping out the rest of the barriers.
Then the melting mucus erupted, as a tall coral gray demon emerged. No-one could tell either it was male or female. It hade long snowy white hair and dark charred skin. The creature’s mouth was split open from ear to ear. It looked like a poorly made wax figure that had bin out in the sun too long. The demon let out a ear piercing howl.
“Naze? En sokkuri zonbun shouki biki matamata!!!” She wailed, crying black slime out of her empty sockets. Chrono’s stomach churned as the demon’s flesh drip off her like thick gravy. It seemed to look at the three woman below. “Ittou sanbun irikireru joshi!! Masaka ittou zonbun shouki biki yoyokagirinaku!?” The Kuchisake Onna asked shrieking.
The three female exorcists stood as still as can be. The sisters looked pissed off, and Setsuka just looked placid.
The violet haired devil was totally lost. He hade no idea of what the demon just said.
“Chrono.” The calm woman said smoothly. She extended her hand out to him when he looked at her. “My bow and my arrows.”
With a nodded of the head the demon handed her the bow and arrows. The lulu took them and swung the arrows over her shoulder. She lifted to bow up in front of her, and pulled out a single arow. The woman exorcist drew back the bow string, aiming at the demon’s center.
The devil eyes grew wide. What is she thinking?!! An arow can’t kill a demon!! Chrono screamed out in his head. It seemed like the German sisters hade the same opinion. The little devil turned to warn his partner, when he felt un-measurable wrath. He looked up at the devil woman that seemed to have a fixed enraged glare on his female partner. “Setsuka!!”
“Supreme Gods...” The exorcist mystical voice chanted. “Bless us so calamity do not befall us.” Her arow spackled pink and blue. “Let there be peace love and long life.” The Kuchisake Onna dived down at Setsuka for the kill. “Let our descendants prosper and become notable.” Soft aqua green pools fixed on the attacking decaying demon. “Not through fortune or fame, but through love and deed.” Her right eye twitched. “Ya-da, ya-da, ya-da!!!” On a loud huff the exorcist shot her spackling arow. It flew strait and true, and struck the devil in the chest. The demon melting/slimy body quickly dried up. As the winds blew gently, the devil’s being crumbled into a fine powder. “Well she was weak... but better not leave it to change...” The exorcist mumbled under her breath. She opened the remaining barriers like a fan. The woman whispered a short prayer into the thin and flimsy paper. The edges of the strips lit up a bright cyan color, then the flimsy paper stiffly stood up strait. “Sacred sutras!!” The green eyed jap yelled as she throw them up the cloud of dust.
The sutras hit the center of the dark gray powder cloud. The cloud glowed white for a second or two, then it all evaporated into thin air.
Everyone was astonish to say the least. Setsuka raised her hand up as if checking for rain. All five sutras floated down from heaven. They drifted down on the soft breeze. One by one they landed neatly onto the woman’s palm, making a perfect little pile.
She turned back around to the very shocked devil. The woman smiled warmly at the boy. “Much more nifty than those crucifies, eh?” She said wile waving them in his face.
“Ya... But sensei, aren’t you more powerful than most exorcists are?” The little devil asked.
“Eh?” She asked. Her face and eyes didn’t mask her confusion. “What’s with calling me ‘sensei’ thing?”
“Well you did say that you were going to teach me and all...” The devil answered, secretly hoping her used the right word for teacher.
“Touche...” She whispered and swiftly stuffed the barriers back into his sleeve. She spun on her heal and faced their client. “It is done. I’ve also purified it’s remains so the Kuchisake Onna can’t possess anyone else.” She informed the man.
The man took her hand a shook it harshly. “Arigatou! Domo Arigatou! You live up to your reputation to a dime!!” He said a bit too loud for the devil. “So how much do I owe you?”
“Well...” The woman said wile tugging her hand free. Her emerald eyes drifted to the store next to them. “It should cost as much as a case of Kikkoman shouyu.”
In the car:
Chrono slumped in his seat. Now they got paid in soy sauce, of all things. He slumped over more holding his single bottle that was his pay. His crimson eyes looked out the window, now that Setsuka was driving like a normal person. He let out another long sigh that fogged up the window.
“Why soo glum chum?” She asked.
“Well... no offence... but you didn’t let me do anything.” He huffed out.
“None taken. But, correct me if I’m wrong, you didn’t under stand a thing the devil said to me... right?” She responded.
“Ya...” He mumbled. Got to learn more Japanese.... The little devil turned to her. “Just out of curiosity. What did she say?”
“Fine I’ll be your interpreter.” She said softly. “Kay from the top she said, ‘Why? I just want to be beautiful again!!! You three are women!! Don’t you want to be beautiful forever and ever!?’...” She drifted off letting the info to sink into the male devil’s head. “Funny isn’t it?”
The demon practicality jumped out of his seat. “What’s soo funny about that?!”
“Women just wont the same thing... to be pretty. It doesn’t matter if it’s a demon or human at all anymore.” The woman answered. “In fact a lots of women have severe mental illness and stride to perfection. The only problem with that is the real problem is inside and they can’t reach it, so trying to fix the out side is the only thing they can do.”
“They sound like idiots to me... If there’s something wrong in the head, go see a psychiatrist.” Chrono blew out.
“Now their’s the problem of pride. To go to a psychiatrist is admitting you can’t fix yourself. And they can’t do that.” Setsuka informed. “That demon devoured the soles of beautiful woman, and probably some were of women with that mental illness.” They paused at a red light. “She inherited those same problems and tried to solve them by killing more pretty girls to replenish her beauty. Kinda like Elisabeth Baths.” Hearing the confused sounds the devil was making the woman sighed. “Elisabeth Baths was a woman in the turn of the century. When her husband was away she’ll tortured and kill young woman from town. After that, she’ll bath in the woman’s blood. Believing it made her more beautiful...”
“Ew.”
“Ya, ya...” She sighed again. “What would you say to picking up Imouto from work?” She asked the devil already knowing the answer.
“Reallywecan?!!” He chirped. Then his mood did a nose dive. “But she’s working a double shift today...”
“I know that!! I meant after dinner, baka.”
10:30 PM:
The devil hopped up and down barely able to contain himself. In his black long sleeved shirt under a white button down T-shirt, with black jeans and black runners. The demon looked quite cleaned up. Man, would Rosette be surprised!!
“Will you calm down?” Setsuka asked inside the car.
“I can’t!! I couldn’t stop thinking about her today!!” He chirped.
“You do that every day.” She grumbled. He didn’t listen.
The door opened and out stepped a familiar blond. Wearing her school uniform under her denim coat. She nearly fell over when a certain overly excised demon hugged her around her waist. “What the hell?!! C-chrono?!!” She squeaked.
“I missed you all day long!!” He cooed, hugging her tighter. “I did so much today so that we can stay together my Angel...”
“Huh?” The lulu asked confused.
“Setsuka said I have to pay rent or else she’ll kick me out, and you wouldn’t have your cuddle bunny with you at night.” He moaned and cuddled closer to her.
The golden blond ran her fingers through his amethyst hair. She began to massage his scalp and stork his ear. This made him purr deep in his chest. “Uxe-to!!” The girl yelped and stopped her ministrations. The devil whimpered wile rubbing her head up to her hand begging her to continued. “Anohito ittatte ittou tousha konnichimade?!!” She squeaked.
“To put it bluntly... yes~!” Her Oneesan answer from the car. “I thought he would have enough functioning brain cells to know that on his own!!” The elder sister sighed. “But with you around his brain cell resemble a melted DQ Mint Oreo Blizzard!!!”
“Mint Oreo?” The younger sister mouth began to water at the thought of the sweet ice-cream dessert. Her blue eyes sparkle and twinkle like the stars in heaven, as the devil begged for her attention.
“Fine... if you get in here fast enough, we’ll go to the drive-through and grab some alright?” The born jap moaned.
On a joyful squeal the girl hopped over and into the backseat. Followed by an eager demon. He crawled right up next to her and continued hugging her tightly. His angel buckled them up and kissed him on his forehead. Witch only made him cuddle up closer.
Setsuka couldn’t help but smile at the cute couple in the back. They just look so goofy and lovy-dovy. She only wish that she could be there when the babies come... but that problem wouldn’t come till next year. “I’ll be to damn busy at the time anyway...” She muttered under her breath. “Damn this Clairvoyance of mine!!” The woman half grumbled, half muttered.
“What was that oneesan?” The blond asked. The ignored the insane Japanese lulu driving and begun bussing the tender ivory neck beside him. “Oi! Quit that... Hehe... That tickles...” The young girl giggled.
“Never mind...” The ever caring sister hummed. Thing are gona get crazy in this town....

Author’s Note: finally.... I’m done! I’ve updated the latter chapters with the correct terms. If you are still confused by the Japanese in this chapter go to the online dictionary to figure it out... or use your common cents... Anyhoo my cat is looking awfully cute right now... so on with the preview...

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Every thing is find and dandy in life isn’t it? WRONG!!! Next chap we get the see some old enemies in the middle of the Cherry Blossom Festival!!

MG: Sucks to be Chrono in my fics huh?
S: How so? He gets the girl in each fic! In this one he gets to spend every night with Rosette!!
R: Purr... purr.... (hides face in paws)
MG: Ya... well... every time he think thing are going hanky dory, he runs start in the brick wall.
S: Like the 3:00 pm brick wall?
MG: More like the hand of god brick wall...
S: (scratches head) there’s a hand of god brick wall now?
MG: Uhhh... kinda...
R: (stretches out) feed me...
S: The hell?!
MG: R&R!!