Dropped in a Fangirl\'s World

Dropped In A Fangirl's World

Chapter 6

"Hell no! There is no possible way...No...I am not ever going to agree to that!" Light shouted, before him stood L holding out a pair of long-chain handcuffs identical to the ones they shared during his first imprisonment. "I am never going to be chained to you again!"

"You seem to be harboring the false impression that you have a choice in the matter, Yagami-kun." L approached a step, his coal eyes locked on the brunet's brown ones. He saw the scorn his nemesis struggled to keep concealed, and saw too, the glimmer of uncertainty on Light's face. "Yagami-kun. You will wear the handcuffs and you will allow yourself to be watched 24/7. Any resistance on your part simply reinforces your lack of trustworthiness."

"No." Light crossed his arms and backed a step from L, his hearing alert to the movements of Mello behind him and Near to his right.

"I'm siding with Kira on this, L." B hissed and grabbed the chain. His movement unexpected by Light but not by L. The detective kicked at his copycat while pulling on the handcuffs.

It took only the smirk on B's lips for L to realize the trap. He dropped the handcuffs quickly and tried to pull back his leg, but B grabbed hold of his ankle.

"Heh." B grinned and tilted his head while watching L – the detective unable to do more than maintain his balance on one leg.

"Not here, B." L growled, trying to hide even the tiniest decibel of pleading from his voice. B simply laughed, then brought his lips to the underside of L's foot.

That soft touch was enough to color the detective's cheeks a slight pink.

"B!" L attempted to swing a punch at the man, but faltered as B licked the detective's foot, trailing his tongue up and down the sensitive appendage.

L's face turned redder and redder, and his groin hotter and hotter with arousal. Despite the staring eyes surrounding them – or maybe because of them – L found himself unable to resist B's ministrations.

"B, stop!" He gasped, the next moment escaping B's grip and collapsing on the floor. The blood pounding in his head deafened him to the sound of Matt and Mello wrestling B to the floor.

The two soon had the tittering man pinned beneath them.

Throughout it all Near and Light wordlessly took in the scene.

'Um, that...' Light blinked as he processed what had just happened, the next second covering his face with his left palm. A memory he'd had long since suppressed broke free of its confines and flashed like a neon sign in his thoughts. 'Oi, I remember tickling L's foot one time when he was sleeping and we were chained together...that was...'

His non-Kira self had turned tomato red upon noticing the detective's reaction to his touch that time, and instead of giving in to his curiosity, he'd feigned sleep until real sleep took over.

"Stupid B." L mumbled, paused midway on sitting up on all-fours, while he waited for his arousal to lessen. He flinched as he heard footsteps approach, and glimpsed the familiar legs of his nemesis. "Kira..."

L glared up at Light, and then sat up straight, hoping the bulge of his pants wouldn't be seen (upon arriving back at the apartment he'd changed back to his normal attire, something he now regretted). He blinked when he saw Light pick up the handcuffs.

"...you know, maybe I wouldn't mind being handcuffed to you this time, L." Light smirked, his intentions brightly written on his face. "As long as you have the room soundproofed."

"..." L's cheeks reddened again. "Keep this...keep up the attitude and I'll lock you up with Jeichan."

"Keep what up, hm?" Light teased the detective, understanding that L had self-censored his words in order to curtail a vulgar comeback. It may have been being around a rabid yaoi fangirl like Jeichan, but Light felt a sadistic pleasure at teasing the currently helpless detective. The idea of keeping him helpless even sexually, was enough to make Light feel superior.

"...shut up." L grumbled, reddening again as the joke had its intended effect. "I'll definitely lock you up with Jeichan..."

"Oh, please...like I couldn't seduce her if I wanted." Light scoffed, arms folded across his chest and the chain hanging from this right hand. His face saying that no woman could resist his charms and he'd have Jeichan doing his bidding in no time.

"..." L glowered at Light. "...then you'll be chained to Watari..."

Light froze in his retort and gave the detective a 'you-did-not-just-go-there' look.

B burst out laughing, pushing Matt and Mello off of him, and then pounding his fist against the wall in his exuberance.

"That's perfect! Kira and Watari with hot fudge and Twinkies and cherries and..."

Light gaped at B, surprised that he knew about Jeichan's Watari/hot fudge jokes, while L grimaced and covered his eyes, determined to erase the picture from his brain. Mello and Matt after a moment, quickly gagged B after the implications of the image flashed vividly in their imaginations.

"We do NOT need that image."

"Oh God. That's just gross."

"Mmh Mm uhm uhm! Uhm hmh!" B struggled to speak through the gag – a rolled up sock stuffed into his mouth with a towel then tied around his head. To prevent him from removing it, his hands were tied behind his back with a random shirt. "Mmh...hmm...margh..."

B soon gave up and instead pulled his legs towards himself; unable to move anything else, he poked the underside of his left foot with the big toe of his right. The expression on his face soon turning from anger to disappointment.

"..." L watched B with widened eyes, finally able to stand without worry – the words Watari and Twinkie together had effectively chased away his arousal. Seeing his copycat trying to caress his own feet caused him first surprise, then exasperation. 'Does he seriously still want to copy me in every regard? I thought this before, but...the training we gave the first group of orphans fucked up big time and created some serious nut-jobs...'

"Okay. Back to the matter at hand." Mello spoke up, deciding it best to push all that'd just happened out of his mind. "Who's gonna be chained to Kira to supervise him 24/7? Cuz I don't think Watari is a good idea nor is Jeichan. Kira might just try to overpower her..."

"I wouldn't need to use force, I could easily..."

"You think you can seduce an obsessive L fangirl, Kira?" Mello scoffed at Light's Don Juan arrogance, and scoffed again at the irritated glower Light returned. "You've been here how long and you still haven't managed to turn her to your side, yet?"

"I haven't actually tried to seduce her yet. If I put in any sort of effort, I'll be able to seduce her within three days."

"Wanna bet on that?"

"You'll lose."

"Confident, aren't ya?" Mello crossed his arms and grinned. "How about we make this more fun and have the first person who is able to get Jeichan to kiss them be the winner and the loser has to do one thing for the winner."

"I'm game. What are the rules?"

"Hey, can I be a part of this?" Matt popped in between Light and Mello, glancing from one to the other.

"Sure. It's open to any one of us." Mello replied, only to be cut off by Light.

"Not to L...Or B. The two of them have an unfair advantage." Light eyed L who until then had a victorious gleam to his eyes. The detective's expression turned dour upon Light's words. "Jeichan already likes them."

"...I understand that Jeichan as a fangirl loves L, but just cuz B looks like L..."

"You haven't looked through Jeichan's saved fanfiction links, have you? Her most saved fics deal with B and L yaoi smut. Never mind the fact that she apparently planned on treating B to an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet instead of L..."

"Um...I'm not even gonna ask why you know that first bit, but...you got a point with that second bit."

"...Yagami-kun searches through Jeichan's links because she also reads and watches girl-on-girl manga and anime." L replied, watching Light intently.

"It's normal for a heterosexual guy to want to see two girls having sex..." Light retorted, his expression haughty. "Even if it's just one girl with a tentacle monster, it's still normal..."

"What the...Jeichan has that stuff bookmarked on her computer?!" Mello gaped.

"...that's nothing. She's a BDSM yaoi freak if you go by the amount of it found in the manga and fanfiction she reads." Matt responded to Mello before Light or L could. "She even has a yaoi-dating sim game called Absolute Obedience, and one called Enzai, Falsely Accused. I tried the first one out, and it's...interesting."

Mello, Light, L, and even B, simply stared at Matt.

"You actually tried playing a yaoi PC game?! WTF?!" Mello gaped and shook his head at his fellow orphan.

"...and you've just said WTF instead of 'what the fuck'..." Matt sighed and picked up a can of soda from the mini-fridge in the living-room. He opened it and took a gulp. Noticing the continued looks of disbelief, he swallowed then sighed again. "I'm out of video games to play, whatcha expect? I've beaten everything I have."

At that moment B started laughing hysterically through his gag, so much that his eyes started watering.

"...and our resident nut has taken my last sentence perversely." Matt muttered, lifting his eyes to the ceiling in thought. "...is it just me, or has Jeichan been rubbing off on B the most out of all of us?...And if you take the word 'rubbing' perversely B, I am going to handcuff you from the ceiling by your nuts."

"Hh...Hrgh...mrh...mmhhhmm...uhhrgh...mhh HMM!" B scowled and growled, the next second ripping off the gag in his mouth with his feet. "Ah..." He breathed, still scowling at Matt.

"Someone gag him again before he says something sickening..."

"Go fuck off." B kicked at the two younger men since L and Light were both too far away to reach with his legs. "...since you haven't seemed to realize yet, Jeichan and Near have both gone off somewhere. Hell, Jeichan was gone even before L brought out the handcuffs. And Near...he wandered off sometime while I was licking L's foot."

"Uh..." Mello blinked.

"I..."

"Well..." Light's neck turned slightly pink from embarrassment at not realizing Jeichan and Near both being AWOL. His embarrassment lessened as he noted that even L had failed to grasp that fact.

However, before anyone could make a more definite reply, the doorbell rang.