One Must Wonder

==REAL TIME==

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" She stated bluntly.

Unfazed, Harry simply walked to the fridge and pulled out a carton of pineapple juice. She had seen him naked many times before. She had raised him like she was an older sister rather than a mother figure. She had also walked in on him several time pleasuring one or both of his girls. She would never think of her desk in the same way again.

"Hi, what's up?" he asked.

"Your cock" she said sitting down with a bowl of porridge.

Harry walked over and gave her a hug, pushing a certain bit of his anatomy against her scantily clad nightdress covered body. "Awe cuz (cousin) you need to get laid, repeatedly."

Integra shivered. With lightning fast reflexes she grabbed his manhood and squeezed. Harry bucked into her hand and to his credit did not scream.

"You know" he groaned "that's not lube your feeling"

She released and wiped her hand furiously on the tablecloth. "Never do that again."

Harry smirked, "You know Alucard has a much bigger dick than me, I'm sure he could, smash through that impenetrable fortress between your legs."

"I know, for my 21st he tormented me for a month with visions of Mina's first time with him. Walter though I had wet the bed."

Harry chuckled. Pouring a glass pine juice for him and second glass for her.

"For a virgin you really know a few things" sipping his drink

"I'm not really" Harry gaged spraying juice out his nose. "Sure I'm still in-tacked down here" patting her lap "But Alucard has tormented me with enough visions and sensations over the years that I know what it's like intimately." Harry retook another mouthful "Besides, I enjoy a good ass fucking every now and then" Harry began to choke.

Integra frowned at her ward "Oh grow up."

Harry regained some composure "Anal? Really?"

"Yep, my little munching. Nothing like being pounded by one or two burly men. Still a virgin as far as vampires go."

"I've never seen you with anyone?"

"Every now and then I go to a special club. Purely physical pleasure. The hired help there know what's expected and Alucard keeps a close watch on my chastity. Those who don't follow the rules have lost bits and pieces over the years" Harry could imagine what Alucard would have done to those foolish men.

"Any other things you've been keeping from me?" He asked

"I prefer big, muscular men. I have an exacting standard of no less than 8 inches. Gay bareback porn gets me off. I also don't mind the occasional nubile girl. If Tonks ever came available I may indulge."

Shaking his head, his entire world changing as she spoke. "Any more skeletons" he regretted asking that question.

"My favourite form of torture is rape. I have a 11 inch strap on, ribbed, that I use when needed. A man writhing in pain beneath me really gets my juices flowing. A man within me from behind also goes well in such situations."

Harry tried to force the images from his mind and was failing.