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The romance of Kyonko	By : geekc Category: +G to L > Haruhi Suzumiya Views: 4213 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Chapter 5 - How to promote the Brigade?
We were now in May, and the Brigade still had no cases to inquire on.
It was a Friday evening, in the club room. We were discussing about measures to take to bring attention to the Brigade.
"Why is it we still have no cases to treat?", asked Haruhi to no one in particular.
"Do you ever think of printing some posters or leaflets?", I answered.
As she did not answered back, I could only facepalm and sigh "My, my...".
And turning to Haruhi, "If we do not talk about ourselves how would people know about us?"
"This young lady is right, Miss Suzumiya," said Koizumi, "so far we have remained rather silent to what we have to offer to the world."
"Why did I not thought about this earlier? It is so basic. Thank you Kyonko!", she said beaming at me. "Now we have to decide on what to say..."

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After a short brainstorming we all decided on what to put on our leaflet and poster.
There will be a big Brigade SOS logo, a short version of Haruhi's start of the year speech about espers, time-travelers, extraterrestrials and other supernatural beings, and a list of our "services".

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As usual with computer things, I had the task to create the leaflet and poster with the image editing program installed on our machine. And as usual, Haruhi supervised everything with her usual, sometimes contradictory instructions: "Put that thing higher... no lower", "Put this more on the right… no the left", "Can you add more contrast? Ewww, too much, less contrast then. Now a little more...".

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"Now that is done, Miss Suzumiya, we need to print our posters and leaflets as quick as possible, and find an efficient way to distribute them", said Koizumi.
After a small pause Haruhi told us she would take care of the printing, that she already have ideas for the distribution, and that we did not have to worry about anything. As she said that, I had a strange feeling, like a foreboding of troubles to come...

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The next Monday Haruhi entered the classroom just a few seconds before the teacher. When I asked her why she arrived so late she answered: "Had something to do in the club room". As I raised an inquiring eyebrow, she immediately responded "You're gonna see it at the right time".
And that time was right after class.
As I entered the club room I immediately noticed some bags near Haruhi's chair, at the computer desk. Haruhi waited for everybody to arrive before unveiling their content. As soon as Itsuki, who arrived the last, Haruhi went to close and lock the door.
She then walked back to her desk, and turned to face us proudly.
"Good news everybody, I've managed to print enough flyers and posters to flood the school!" She then took a bag and put it on the table in the middle of the room; it was full with flyers and A3 posters.
"And to draw more attention as we distribute the flyers and put the posters, I have decided to use our beauty assets: Mikuru-chan, Kyonko-chan, and myself. And I found the perfect outfits for that!"
She then give to Mikuru and me one bag each.
Mikuru's bag contained a black bodysuit, with fur trimmed long sleeves. With it, came matching high heels knee-high boots and cat ears headband.
Mine contained red micro shorts with a cat tail on the back of the waist band, a red sleeveless cropped zipper top, a cat ears headband, and red sneakers-like platform shoes.
"We're gonna change right now."
On that phrase, Itsuki immediately left the room, knowing what was to follow: Haruhi ripping off Mikuru-chan's, and forcing her into this new rather racy outfit.
As expected, Mikuru's face had became a deep crimson, and she asked Haruhi if she was sure about all of this. Haruhi answered that she was 100% sure about that, and asked her if she would have to rip off her clothes and force her in the bodysuit. Mikuru then quickly started undressing to slip her new costume on. As she proceeded to zip it up, she noticed that the zipper did not went higher than the chest, thus revealing a fair amount of cleavage. Her face reddened even more.
As she difficulty put on her boots, I changed into my own new costume. The micro short was not to much of an issue, as I am used in summer to wear short shorts, but the waist was a little too low for my taste. As the top was also strapless, I had to remove my bra before putting it on. Once I zipped it, I looked down at my stomach, uncovered by the costume, as the top stopped only inches below my chest, and felt really uneasy. I always had some trouble revealing that part of my body, that is why I still prefer one-piece swimsuits to bikinis.
As I turned to Haruhi to ask her for her opinion on how good I looked, I could only stare at her. She also had changed, and was now wearing a black high-cut corset with fishnet pantyhose. The corset, like Mikuru's bodysuit and my shorts, had a cat tail just above the butt. The costume was completed by another cat ears head band, a white collar with a bow, and heeled slippers. We she noticed me watching her, she tilted her head, stuck her tongue slightly out, hold up a hand like a cat-paw, and winked at me: "Nya!".
After a few seconds, I managed to ask her: "Ho-how do I look?".
"Purrfect!"
"Are you sure about my exposed belly?"
"Yes. You've the cutest tummy I've ever seen."
Once we had all changed into our new "uniforms", I asked Haruhi about her plan.
First, we would go all over the club building, then the other rooms of our grade to stick up posters, and then we would go at the school-ground entrance to directly handle our leaflets.
Just before we left the room, Haruhi had Koizumi photograph us in our new clothes, and had me do my hair into low twin tails.
As we left our room, our hands full with posters and leaflets, Haruhi decided to enter the room of our neighbors, the Computer Club, just to "test the efficiency of our outfits".
When we entered the room, they quickly looked up from their computer screens, and immediately dropped their jaws at the sight of our clothing. Haruhi dropped her load on a desk, grabbed Mikuru by the shoulders, and pushed her towards the Club President.
"So, how do you find our mascot in this outfit?"
The President was dumbfounded, and had a small nosebleed. As he remained silent, Haruhi asked: "Not sexy enough?". She then grabbed Mikuru's zipper, and yanked it down until it stopped a few inches below her navel.
The reactions were immediate: the Club President's, as well as all the other boys', noses let out jet of blood, leaving them lifeless; the poor Mikuru covered herself, letting out a piercing "Piiiiiiiiiiii".
After what happened, the only reasonable action was to left the room and let the boys recover from their encounter with Mikuru's bustiness and extreme low-cut.
On our journey through the club building we met only surprised looks. Just as we entered the corridor of our classroom we met Tsuruya. Her reaction was immediate, she burst out laughing.
Once we had stuck posters on all the classrooms' doors, we went down the stairs to exit the building to go the school-ground's entrance.
There, we only had the time to handle a dozen flyers each before the school monitors order us to leave immediately and to change back into "more decent clothes", in other words our school uniforms.
Before Haruhi could say anything to the monitors, I told her: "No need to waste our energy with those. They are not receptive to your message."
In the club room, as we changed back into our uniforms, Haruhi kept muttering to herself: "Indecent these outfits!? They are just perfect!".

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If that event did not manage to bring us new members or cases, it allowed us to enter in the legend of North High, as the Sexy Brigade.

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That evening in my bed, recalling the events of the day, I realized that after all, it was not that unpleasant to sometimes bare your belly and feel the breeze against it.
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