Adult-FanFiction.org : Anime

Gray, Lucy and Co: Warm and Wet Affair	By : GraySmirks Category: +. to F > Fairy Tail Views: 11324 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own or profit from Fairy Tail franchise, it belongs to its respective authors and owners. I just write for fun. No copyright infringement intended.

Chapter List
- 5
- 6
- 7
Chapter summary: A clumsy colonialist patriot and the search for the Dark Orb.

Gray: What the fuck is this freak saying?
Lucy: Isn’t he a Spanish conqueror trying to establish a local government?
G: I get this –it’s an important hint to pinpoint our space-time location- but doesn’t he look ridiculous and clueless?
Lucy: Indeed, yeah. He’s alone with just a small rusty sword and some frayed torn clothes. It’s like he’s been lost for weeks but stills thinks he has the power to impose something.
Alzack: I bet he’s a nerd among his peers.
G: Totally man.
Lucy: Have you ever seen this guy, Levy?
Levy: No I haven’t.
A: Hey guys, do you know Spanish?
Lucy: I know some phrases.
G: So do I, we went to a congress in Seville a while ago.
Natsu (in Spanish): Ustedes! Se estén quietos, coño! (Hey you! Stay quiet!)
G (in Spanish): Alto, tranquilo amigo! Somos buenos. No tienes ninguna posibilidad contra nostros. (Stop, easy man, we are the good ones and you don’t stand a chance against the four of us).
Natsu (nervous and keeping some distance): ¿Cómo saben mi idioma? Hablan inglés? How do you speak my language? Do you speak English?
G: We do. We just know some phrases in Spanish. We talk in English.
N: I speak some English.
G: Why? Are you a Spanish conqueror?
N: Very proudly I am sir, and I speak some English because I’ve been in campaign in English speaking lands. Now answer me, who exactly are you? Are you Indians natives of this land?
Lucy: She is, but we are not.
N: You, women, prepare something for breakfast. I’m starving.
Lucy: What?! We just finished having breakfast and there’s nothing left. Find and prepare your own food!
N: Easy woman!
G: Calm down, Lucy or Levy don’t have to prepare you anything. After all, you are the one in need. What are you really doing here? Are you lost? For how long have you been here? What year are we in?
Natsu calmed down and stopped pretending he was in charge or had the control of anything. He kneeled and then sat on the floor exhausted.
N: The year is 1497, approximately, I think. As I told you, I am a Spanish Empire explorer. I arrived here several months ago in an expedition to discover and conquer overseas lands. After settling in a small camp near the sea, we entered deeper in the jungle to explore it and search for golden cities, but soon my peers started getting sick and injured. After several weeks, most of my expedition had fallen sick and decided to return to the coast and to the boat, disobeying Lieutenant Juarez orders. Eventually all my peers rioted and fled to the coast, only remaining Lieutenant Juarez and I. I have to remark that I never questioned or disobeyed Lieutenant’s orders. We decided to keep advancing forward into the jungle, to discover more and more and found the indigenous golden cities; but Lieutenant Juarez got crippled and then sick and I had to carry him on my back. He worsened quickly and died in the jungle. My superior… my lieutenant abandoned me and I was left alone in the jungle. I didn’t find the way back to our camp near the coast, or found anybody else from my expedition, nor any other European. In fact, you are the first people I see in months… And to be honest… living in the jungle kind of sucks. There are big fiery cats, no wine and a myriad of ass biting bugs. Jungle rats taste like crap and since hunting anything fleshy it’s so hard, I’ve been eating more ants and roots than actual meat… Are you sure you don’t absolutely have anything to eat?
Alzack whispered to Lucy brownnoser.
Levy: Sorry, but nothing left.
N: I understand… Well… who are you. This woman looks different than you three. Where do you come from?
Lucy: Levy is a native of the region, but from many years ago. We are not from here; we come from afar, Fiore, in the future. For some strange circumstances we were teleported to this location in space and in time. Levy has been here for over a month, and we, for several hours.
N: Ooh, that’s very interesting, very interesting. So you’ve only been here for a day or so… have you started with the diarrhea?
Lucy: Diarrhea? What?
N: Everyone knows that when travelling to the Indias, you get –no matter what- heavy diarrheas, usually bloody ones, also some serious uncontainable barfing. After one or two weeks, if you survive, you’ll probably be fine of the guts for the rest of your life.
G: That actually makes sense. I think I’m fine for the moment. What about you guys?
A: No problem either.
N: You can tell me about that later. You are Levy, right? He’s said you are native from here. Tell me where the Dorado is.
Levy: What’s the Dorado?
N: Come on girl, don’t try to fool me. You are an Indian; you live in gold-paved cities and ask pagan dark gods favors in exchange for bloody human sacrifices. Don’t lie to me, I’ve been told about it!
Natsu hyped again and demanded Levy loud and bossy where the golden cities were.
G: Hey you! Treat Levy more delicately and with respect! Damn it, what an asshole!
N: Don’t interfere!
G: Or what dude? Do you want a new face or what?
Lucy: Calm down again guys! Are you OK Levy?
Levy: Don’t worry, I’m fine. He’s just an idiot with an unwarranted ego.
Levy (to N): Yes, I lived in a big city with golden roofs, plenty of tasty food, human sacrifices and direct link with divine entities; but a month ago I was teleported here, I barely know where I am and nothing remains! So I do not know where the gold went or where is the underworld communication tool.
A: Did I hear underworld communication tool?
N: How was such divine communication achieved, where is the communication tool and how can it be operated?
Levy: I told you! I know nothing. What I know I told yesterday to Lucy and the guys: Very influential people organized ceremonies in a nearby cenote to invoke the gods and ask them for fortune, health and power. I’ve never seen it, but supposedly, they use a black sphere that lies at the bottom of the cenote waters. By the way, how do you know about golden cities and communications with the underworld?
N: I was told about it back in my country. A few years, ago explorers discovered a new and faster way to go to the Indias, in the way, they found new lands to conquer. Ever since then, more naval expeditions were sent. I traveled in one of those. In mine, the main aim was to discover and conquer new land, and specifically, search for el Dorado and the divine link; a tool or way to communicate with generous and all-powerful God. This way Spain could benefit both from new commercial routes and be the first nation of Europe to gain the favor of God and dominate the whole globe!
Lucy: Damn it. They really believe that. The Spaniards, the Nazis, the Japanese, the Russian… all believed in Saint Grial, philosopher’s stone, eternal youth taps, mermaids, ghosts, telekinesis and stuff alike… there must be at least one Indiana Jones disguised in high ranking military official outfit in every army. The struggle was real!
N: Oh yeah my lady, who do you think will rule the world in the future? The one who gets a hold on one such relic able to communicate and negotiate with angels, demons or God itself!
Lucy: What do you think Gray? Are these two just wrong, or should we consider taking this more seriously?
G: What I know is that yesterday I was peacefully working in the lab and suddenly Mozart itself riding a piano materialized in front of us, rode us over and then we materialized again below the jungle. After escaping a cave, we find this ancient Mayan or Aztec girl and, this freak trying to conquer the Americas. Believing there’s a device that can help us communicate with the underworld is not so wildly crazy. Is this device in the cenote we fell in? Is it a time travel node or it affects the fabric of space-time itself and that’s why it seems to draw time travelers to the cenote? Could it help us return to our time? Right now, I sincerely hope so.
Levy: I think we should calm down and think carefully about it. It may be possible for us to find the Dark Orb and try to arrange a ceremony to ask the gods to return to our time.
N: I’m starting to like what I hear. So let’s find this Dark Orb to negotiate with the other world entities! When I get back to Spain they are going to ascent me to lieutenant, or even to lieutenant commander! Hahaha!!
G: I can’t believe this guy is so much of a brownnoser!
Lucy: And of a patriot… that ain’t cool either.
A: Uhh! Brownnoser!
N: Hey, stop! We should start searching, for food and for the Dark Orb. I suggest to start ASAP!
G: We’ll start whenever we want, not because you say it.
Lucy: That’s lame. Should we get going?
G: Indeed Lucy.
Lucy: Where should we go Levy?
Levy: Do you want to go back to the cenote, or to the city?
G: To the cenote, it’s were all started.
The four and the newly joined Natsu left the clear and immersed in the jungle again. Natsu put himself in the front, as he leaded, but he didn’t know where he went and was Levy who told were to go.
After a couple of minutes walking, Natsu stepped on something and they all heard a loud angry roar and the sound of a black mass racing towards them through the dense vegetation. Natsu just stepped on the tail of a black panther cub and the mother was going for them! They had to act quickly!
/End of the chapter/
- 5
- 6
- 7
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

Gray, Lucy and Co: Warm and Wet Affair