Pocket Bishoujo

Pocket Bishoujo: When Worlds Collide

Disclaimer: I have no rights over the Bishoujo or the concept and idea of Pocket Bishoujo. These rights belong to the anime/manga company that created the Bishoujo, and Lady Silver Senshin-sama and Tokio-sama for the concept. Visit http://www.pocketbishoujo.com for more information about Pocket Bishoujo.

Also I have no rights over Krissy. That character belone to Krissy Maxwell from Fanfiction.net.
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Zeal stood outside hospital room. He had helped Battousai get Techa here. He looked back at the room and half-smiled to himself. He knew he did the right thing. Zeal looked at Jiyu who was just smiling. “She’ll be okay here,” Zeal said as he walked off. The three of them, Zeal, Jiyu and Edward, left the hospital and out of the city limits.

Edward danced around as they walked through the forest. Zeal yawned he really didn’t get much sleep last night. He thought about what happen yesterday and looked at Jiyu. He knew that he probably would have left Techa there and would probably have regretted it if it weren’t for Jiyu.

Without warning, a girl sprang from behind the tree and threw the bishie-ball at the Zeal's head. He yelped before the ball bashed into his skull and he fell over to the ground, a large bump rising on his head and his eyes going swirly as he groaned on the floor. The girl frowned. "Hey, how come he didn't go into the ball? Did I do something wrong?" She picked up the ball again; trying to figure out what happened before the Bishonen woke up again.

But while she was thinking, Zeal slowly got back on his feet with the help of a Jiyu, feeling slightly dazed. "Did I just get hit in the head by a Bisho-Ball?" Zeal asked himself. He then looked around and saw what appeared to him to be an elfin Bishoujo with pink and purple hair, who was staring at him, evilly.

"Okay buddy, what did you do to my bishie-ball? I just bought these and you're suppose to be sucked in!" the girl growled when she realized Zeal was looking at her. Her fists resting firmly on her hips. She narrowed her eyes, still wondering why Zeal wasn't now trapped in her bishie-ball. A Duo cleared his throat from behind her, taping her shoulder. "What?" She barked, not bothering to turn to her bish, annoyed written all over her face.

"Um...Krissy, I think this guy isn't a Bishonen." He said.

The Zeal rubbed his head and suddenly an Edward Bishoujo jumped out of now where and landed right on his head, saying, "Edward is hungry." Zeal once again fell over from the sudden change in weight and fell flat on his face.

"Don't do that Edward," Jiyu said.

Krissy and her bishies sweat-dropped. "Okay..." Krissy mumbled under her breath, watching the odd display in front of her. Scratching her elfin ear, her head drooped. "Wait, I'm confused. Since when can Bishonen train Bishoujo...?"

"Krissy, that's what I've been trying to tell you. This guy doesn't look like a-" Duo was suddenly cut off as Krissy stormed up to the boy, grabbing a hold of his shirt and pulling him up.

"So, who are you anyway? Ya don't look like any Bishonen I've seen."

Zeal looked at her and said, "You know I have a little secret." He moved closer to Krissy's elfin ear and said softly, "I'm not a Bishonen." He then pulled his shirt out of her grip and backed away.

"Edward is still hungry," The Edward said again.

Zeal pulled out a Kit Kat bar out of his pocket and threw it aside saying, "Fetch." Edward quickly chased after it.

Krissy watched the Bishoujo run off and then turned back to Zeal, looking slightly embarrassed. "Oh...So, you're not a Bishonen, huh?" She quickly turned to Duo and yelled, "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Hey, don't look at me, babe. I tried to tell you." The braiBishBishonen stated, holding up his hands in front of him in defense.

Gohan nodded back, standing next to the Gundam pilot and sighing up at his trainer. "It's true Krissy-chan. He did try to tell-" Krissy held her hand up, motioning for Gohan to be quiet, her face turning an even brighter shade of red.

Slowly, Krissy faced Zeal again. She laughed nervously and said, "I-I'm Sorry for hitting you on the head. You just looked like a Bishonen. I'm sorry if I hurt you." Krissy frowned, half because she had just made a fool of herself in front of Zeal and also because her hope of catching a Bishonen was just smashed.

"Hey, don't look so gloom." The guy said. "Anyway, I can take it." He then sits down. "Anyway, I think I'll take your mistaking me as a Bishonen, a compliment. I had almost mistaken you for a Bishoujo, if it wasn't for your Duo."

Edward suddenly crept up behind James and screamed, "BOO!!" James shrieked like a little girl at the short Bishoujo and ran madly for the first tree he saw, climbing it as fast as he could. She then fell back, twirling and hitting the ground, laughing.

Zeal looked at Edward for a moment. "Er...anyway. I was about to stop and make camp so I could eat and this place is good as any. Want to join me?"

Edward suddenly got up to her feet and ran up to him like a puppy dog and said, "Edward heard someone say food."

At the mention of food, Krissy's Bishonen's heads shot up, their mouths wide.

Krissy sweat-dropped, taking a seat next to Zeal and smiled. "Sure, I'd love to. But watch out, these boys will eat ya clean out of food. Even though they just ate a little while ago." She said, giggling and holding out her hand. "By the way, my name's Krissy Maxwell." Brock and Gohan cleared their throats and Krissy laughed, looking behind her. "And these boys over here are my Bishonen, along with that whimpering Bish in the tree."

"Hey!" James whined from his place in the tree, slowly climbing his way back down.

Zeal sat there for a moment then said, "Maxwell? As in the surname of your Bishonen over there?" He pointed at Duo then started to laugh at the mere irony in it. "Which I bet is your favorite Bisho."

"You bet he is. I think it's just fate that we have the same last name, don't you think so, Duo?" Krissy replied, giggling lightly at her joke, oblivious to the bright blush running across Duo's face. "Anyway, what's your name? I haven't met any Bishoujo trainers before."

Zeal felt a bit embarrassed that he hadn't introduce himself and stood up. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I haven't told you my name. It's Velo. Zeal Velo (Double O Zeal). And these are my two Bishoujo, Jubei-chan and Edward." He said then gave a sort of bow.

"Hello." Jiyu said.

"Anyway, about the food." Zeal pulled out a few things out of his pack as well as a bowl of cold rice. "I hope you don't mind. I ran out of actual food a while back." Zeal took a bit of the rice and made a nice rice ball and handed it to Krissy.

Krissy smiled, nodding back formally and then leaning casually against Duo, who was now sitting next to her. "Thanks Zeal. It looks great." She said, taking a bite. "Oh yeah guys, do we still have any stir fry left from lunch?" The elfin girl called over her shoulder to her group of Bish lounging about.

Brock grabbed Krissy's bag and opened it up, looking inside. "Yup, we've still got a good amount left." He said, handing Krissy her bag.

Krissy beamed as she took the bag, her eyes sparkling with that all too familiar hungry look. "Well Zeal, would ya like some? It's real tasty. And I bet it's still warm." She giggled, passing out chopsticks and a few containers of stir-fry to her Bishonen, then taking one for herself. "Come on, we'll share. And ya don't ever have to give me a tip." She winked.

"Sure," Zeal replied and took some stir-fry for himself. After eating a good amount he fell back and sighed. "That was good. All it is missing is some Sake to wash it down with."

Edward then fell back after she had finished a good amount, eating almost as much as Zeal did. Jiyu smiled a little as she finished her meal off, which was a rice ball and what stir-fry was left that no one took.

Zeal sat up again and said, "So what are you guys doing out here?"

Krissy set down the empty stir fry container and pulled off a bishie-ball from her belt, twirling it on her finger. "Well, we came out here to find more Bishonen so I could battle at the gym in Scarlet town. I've only got four so far and I figure, ya need more than four Bishonen to become a Bishonen master, right?" She sighed, and turned slightly to see James and Gohan fighting over some leftovers. "Though sometimes I wonder if these guys are just good for eating, not battling."

At her comment, her bish gave her an annoyed look, including Duo and she just laughed, covering her mouth with her hand. "Funny Krissy." Duo snorted.

"I'm sorry Duo." She said. "What about you, Zeal?"

"Well, I wanted to become a Bishoujo trainer and it pretty much beat hanging at home," Zeal started, "So I've been going around. I only caught two Bishoujo so far but I did win my first Bishoujo badge." Zeal pulled out the badge from his back pocket and showed Krissy it. "Both my Bishoujo can fight but sometimes I wonder if Edward is really a waste disposal type. She's eaten everything me and Jubei-chan haven't."

Edward suddenly popped up from above, hanging on a branch. "Edward's ears are burning," she said with her half-wit smile. "Edward wants desert."

"See what I mean?"

Krissy laughed, her bright, blue eyes sparkling as she looked up at the tree. "I sure can," She paused, sighing. "Ya know, that badge is really impressive. Hopefully with a little more training, I'll be able to win a bunch of Bishonen badges. But first I gotta beat this town." She said, leaning against Duo again.

"And you know I'll do my best to make sure you win." The braided bish replied, smiling at his trainer.

"Thanks, Duo." She smiled, chuckling lightly and pushing a lock of her pink hair behind her ear.

"Training, neh?" Zeal responded, slightly twitching his ears. "How about I send my Bishoujo up against your Bishonen and see who can fair better in a match? Two on two, giving the fact I only have two." He jumped quickly to his feet and Edward dropped right in front of him.

"Edward is hungry," she said.

"BUT YOU JUST ATE!!" Zeal grabbed a box of pocky; a Japanese snack with unsalted pretzels dipped in a sort of frosting, and threw it at her. Quickly Edward tore into the box and ate all the little pretzel sticks then got to her feet quickly.

"Sounds like fun to me." Krissy grinned, getting up dramatically and flashing the V sign. "A two on two battle it is." Grabbing a bishie-ball from her belt, the elfin girl turned to her Bishonen who all looked ready to go, with the exception of James, and said, "You guys think you're up to it?"

Her Bishonen cheered behind her, Duo smirking as he pulled his gun out of hockeocket, twirling it on his index finger. "Give us the word, Krissy."

"Good." Krissy said with a racy glint in her eye. She took of her trench coat, throwing it to the side and sm. "Y. "You ready Zeal?"

Zeal quickly jumped to his feet. "Ready, willing, and able," he commented then added, "Wait something about that didn't sound right. Anyway, what two are you sending out?"

Krissy giggled at his comment, then shook her head, bringing herself back to reality. "Um...I think for this battle, I'll be fighting with Gohan and Duo."

"Me, Krissy-chan?" Gohan asked, sounding shocked and pointing to himself.

"You betcha, kiddo. You're gonna have to battle if you want to be really strong. I'm gonna need you to be strong for me."

Gohan's face lit up. "You can count on me."

"So Zeal," Krissy began, turning her attention back to the Bishoujo trainer in front of her, gripping Gohan's bishie-ball in her tight grip. "Send out your first fighter and let's party." She smirked, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Well," Zeal started and thought for a moment. "I think Edward should be first. She does seem ready to... er... fight or at least eat them." Zeal laughed a little at the thought of Edward eating a Bishonen sandwich.

"All right, then. Gohan, you're up." Krissy said, patting Gohan on the back and slightly pushing the nervous boy in front of her. "Don't worry Gohan, you'll do fine." The half saiya-jin smiled half-heartily and turned to face Zeal and his Bishoujo.

Zeal pointed at Gohan and yelled, “Edward, fetch.” Edward suddenly charged at Gohan with the speed of a genki little girl.

As soon as the first attack was announced, Krissy’s face grew serious and her grip on her bishie-ball tightened. “Gohan, dodge! Take to the sky!”

Gohan quickly swung around and cri“But“But Krissy, I can't fly yet!”

“Well then just dodge! Avoid being tackled by her!” She called. Gohan turned to run as he saw Ed rapidly gaining on him over his shoulder. Edward then jumped into the air and pounced on to Gohan and landed right on his back. Edward smiled like a cat then she bit Gohan’s ear causing him to grip his heads and cry into the ground.

“Haha,” Zeal laughed. “It seems Ed had has the best of him.” Suddenly Zeal realized that Edward was actually trying to eat Gohan. “EDWARD STOPING EATING THE BISHONEN!!”
“Gohan, you have to get up!” Krissy yelled. “Gohan, use ki boost!” A red light began to glow from underneath the half saiya-jin as he desperately tried to gather energy in his hands and then he released it into the ground, him and the Bishoujo flying into the air. As Ed’s tight grip on him began to loosen, Gohan jerked his head forward, sending Edward sailing in the air.
“Gohan, you all right?” Krissy asked with concern in her voice, watching her wincing Bishonen land not so gracefully on the ground.

“I think so.” He stammered, holding his head.

“Hey, hang in there, kiddo!” Duo called from his spot on the sidelines, holding his thumbs up as he leaned against a tree.

Edward finally landed on her feet then charged at Gohan with a fork in one hand and a knife in the other. “Where the hell did she get those?” Zeal asked and Jiyu shook her head. As Ed got close enough to Gohan, she attacked with a bite and hit him in the shoulder, not letting go. “EDWARD, I SAID STOP TRYING TO EAT HIM!”

Edward looked at Zeal and said, “okay”. She then attacked a near by tree and took out enough of it to send the rest crashing down at Gohan.

“This is kinda sad...” James murmured under his breath as he watched the half Saiya-jin desperately fighting back, reing ing a smack to the back of the head from Duo.

“The kid’s trying'...” Duo scowled, turning his attention back to his little buddy and his trainer. “At least that’s more than you can do.”

“Gohan, bind!” Duo’s train of thought was suddenly broken as Krissy called to her fighting Bishonen, the look of frustration on her usually genki face. The black haired boy tried to gather more energy, but failed and without a word, he fell to his knees and collapses on the ground.

Edward turned her attention to Gohan and smiled for a breath second sg, “g, “Edward won!”, in a genki fashion. Her face then turned into a somewhat depressed mood after a while of no movement from Gohan. She scampered towards him and said, “Are you okay?”

“Gohan!” Krissy screamed, running over to her fallen Bishonen and scooping him up into her arms, resting his head against her chest. “Gohan, you all right?” Moving a few strands of hair away from his face, Krissy sighed in relief as his round, black eyes opened and focused on her.

“Hey, Krissyn, sn, sorry I couldn't win.” Gohan said softly.

Krissy just shook her head, hugging her bishie. “Nah, Gohan, ya did awesome. And I'm just glad you're okay.” She paused, turning her head to Zeal. “Good match, huh Zeal?” Krissy called, a smile lighting her face once again after she was positive that Gohan would be all right.

Zeal smiled back and responded, “Yeah. At least your Bishonen is okay. Now how about round two?” He grinned almost sinisterly and Edward got into her stance with knife and fork ready. “Where did you get that?” Zeal asked his Bishoujo.

Krissy nodded, then quickly turned her head to Brock. “Brock, take care of Gohan for me.” She said, motioning for the spiky haired bish to take Gohan from her arms so she could concentrate on the next match. “Duo,” She began, grabbing his bishie-ball from her belt, “You're up.”

Edward looked at Duo and said, “Edward is going to need a bigger fork.”

Zeal smacked his face and said, “Edward, he isn't food. Okay, lets go Krissy.”

Krissy smiled, sweat-dropping as she looks over at Zeal’s Bishoujo. “Um...Duo? Try not to get eaten, okay?” She said, humor in her voice.

Cracking his knuckles, a smirk appeared on the braided bishie’s face. “No prob, babe. This will be a piece of cake.”

“CAKE?!” The elfin girl’s bishies suddenly cheer behind them as well as Zeal’s bishoujo; Krissy face faulting.

“What’s with you and EATING!!” She fumed, steam streaming from her elfin ears.

“You’re one to talk, Krissy.” Duo snickered, patting his trainer on the back.

Krissy turned a bright shade of red. “Whatever!” She yelled, shaking her head and focusing again. “Duo, it's time to battle.” This time it was Krissy's turn to begin the match. “Duo, fire away!”
Waving her hand in front of her, she watched Duo pull his gun from his pocket and take aim at his opponent.

Edward saw the gun and started running like hell. Unfortunately for her, she was running right at Duo. And had somehow pulled out a salad fork.

Krissy sweat-dropped just as Duo looked over his shoulder, staring back at her. “I'll...try not to get eaten.” He joked, turning around again and firing his first shot at the bishoujo. The trained eye of the deathscythe pilot was right on, the bullet knocking the fork from Edward's hand and saving him from becoming her snack.

Edward was caught by surprise and she accidentally flung her knife at Duo, clumsily knocking the gun out of his hand. After a moment Edward charged at Duo with mouth gaping open giving the impression that she was either a very genki fan girl or planning to eat Duo (lets just say that though genki, she isn't a fan girl).

Cringing from the shock of Edward’s crazed look, Duo moved out of the genki girl’s way easily, turning to attack when he hears, “Duo, Stealth cloak!”. The braided boy quickly glanced over his shoulder upon hearing his trainer's command and closing his eyes, the deathscythe pilot disappeared, like he was slipping through a gap in space.

Edward, somewhat confused, had stopped. She then closed her eyes and smelled around for Herbal Essences Shampoo (TM) and charged at it, knowing the Bishonen took extra-ordinary care of his head. That and most trees don't use shampoo.

Hey I think that's cheating!" Duo's voice called out as the sound of loud footsteps could be heard heading towards the sidelines.

"Duo, stop complaining and attack." Krissy whined, placing her head in her hands.

A gun suddenly cocked itself and Krissy's eflewflew open to see Duo's gun floating in the air, the trigger slightly begins to pull back. "Duo?"

She could almost hear the smirk as it appeared on his face; the rustling of his cloths making it clear that Duo was holding his gun. "This'll be over in a minute, Krissy." And with that, he fired.

Edward hears the gunfire and dodges aside but unfortunate for her it was right into a tree knocking her out. Zeal closes his eyes and says, "Ouch... Well I guess that’s one win for you and one win for me. Time for a tie breaker." Jiyu then steps out to start to fight.

"Okay, Zeal-kun," she says.

Suddenly Koinosuke runs by and presents the Lovely Eye Patch to Jiyu. "Please Jubei, take the Lovely Eye Patch." Without question Jiyu puts the Lovely Eye Patch on. She then magically transforms into Jubei-chan.

Krissy's face lights up as Duo's form materializes in front of her and before he can utter a word, Krissy lunges herself at him, glomping the stunned bish.

"Duo, you won! You won!" She chants, her grip tightening around Duo's neck.

"She's gonna kill us, isn't she..." James mutters, now hiding behind a tree so that he wouldn't be picked to fight next and so his crazed trainer wouldn't 'attack' him as well.

"Kris...need air..." Duo breaths, his face turning blue.

"Oops, sorry, sorry." Krissy blushes and turns her face away from the group who all seems to be rolling their eyes at her. Zeal somewhat sweat-drops.

"There is still one more fight," Zeal says. "Now get ready."

"Oh yea!" Krissy exclaims, pointing her index finger to the sky. Whirling around, she calls, "All right boys, who wants to fight next?" Duo looks like he's ready to go for another round but he stops his movements towards the field as Gohan stumbles forward in front of him. "Krissy, let me go." Gohan says softly, his eyes pleading.

Krissy smiles gently at the young half-saiyan, but shakes her head. "Gohan, I can't let you fight. You got hurt pretty badly in the last fight, I don't want anything to happen to you."

"But Krissy, I can win this one." He tries again, his hand taking a hold of Krissy's. "Remember, I'm a saiyan. Saiyans get stronger every time they battle."

Hesitant to answer, Krissy closes hees, es, wondering what she should do. She could feel Duo place his strong hands on her shoulders and she took in a deep breath. "Gohan," she begins, slowly opening her eyes, "I want you to be really careful."

Gohan cheers as he takes off to stand in front of his opponent, his injuries now looking no worse than faded bruises. "Come on, I'm ready for you this time." He smirks.

Jubei looks at Gohan with a cold look as she pulls out her sword.

Zeal puts his hand on his face and says, "You do know that its going to be hard for him to win without a weapon of some sort."

Edward twitches on the ground and sits up. "Edward is hungry," she says.

Krissy just waves it off as her face grows serious; Duo keeping his firm grips on her shoulder. "It may be hard, but I have faith in my Bishonen. Plus," She sighs heavily, "I know the others won't do it." Behind her they could hear nervous laughter as two Bishonen inched further behind the line of trees. "See what I mean?"

"It's okay, Krissy. I have a few new moves up my sleeve now." Gohan reassured his trainer who despite her words, maintained a sort of worried look on her face.

Jubei takes her stance and readies herself. Before anything could happen a breeze of wind blows through her hair and suddenly in a flash she charges at the Bishonen.

"Wait," Zeal started. "I didn't say go yet." Jubei comes at Gohan and brings her sword at him with a quick slash. Almost predicting her move, Gohan flits through the air in the blink of an eye and reappears above his opponent's head, his battle aura growing around him.

Krissy blinks her eyes, baffled that Gohan had learned to fly so quickly, but quickly smirks as her Bishonen's hands begin to glow with a sort of yellow energy. "Bind!" The half-saiyan yells, the raw energy from his ki cracking along his arms as his attack is released on the bishoujo below him.

As the blast is released down Jubei seems to disappear. Gohan looks aside and sees a blade come right at his face with no time to dodge. Jubei lands on the ground kneeled with her sword out and Gohan hits the ground hard behind her. Out but not hurt.

"Gohan!" Krissy cries, the sounds ringing in her ears sounding too familiar for her liking. There came a whimper as the young Bishonen shifted his weight, rolling onto his side, breathing hard. As the world stopped spinning around him and he fully regained consciousness, he looked up into the hard gaze of Jubei. "Krissy..." He breathes.

"Nani...?" The elfin trainer whispers, slowly advancing to her Bishonen, before a hand from her Gundam pilot stops her.

"I'm sorry I can't win. Maybe some day...I'll be stronger so I can win for you, Krissy."

"Gohan, you did fine. That's all that matters." Krissy says, running to her Bishonen's side, knowing that this battle was over.

"I want to win for you, Krissy." The half saiyan smiles in his trainer’s arms, before he slowly slips away into the darkness again.

Jubei stood up and relaxed her body. "That’s two for three," Zeal says. "Guess I win."

Looking up at the Bishoujo trainer, Krissy nods, smiling brightly. "I guess so." She picks up Gohan's bishie-ball and pressing the button, Gohan's sleeping form disappears into the ball in a flash of red light.

"You all right, Krissy?" asksasks behind her, concern in his voice.

"Yeah." Standing, Krissy walks over to Zeal and holds out her hand. "Congratulations, Zeal. Those were awesome battles."

Zeal smiles as he shakes her hand. "Maybe next time when I have more Bishoujo we will fight again. And you might when too. You should train your Gohan more so he's faster though."

The next day Zeal and his Bishoujo were walking down the road again. He had said his good-byes to Krissy and they went their separate ways. He smiled slightly remembering yesterday.

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Else where;
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Techa hold her Bisho-ball tightly as she staggered from the hospital. She had sneaked out even though she was injured. She smiled evilly, “This isn’t over.” She said. She staggered towards the same direction Zeal went. She would soon on his trail once again.

Narrator: Will Techa find Zeal? And when and if she does what will she do? Where the hell is Alice? Weren’t we promised a yuri scene? Why is it that I’m always asking useless questions? Find out in the next… Pocket Bishoujo.

The End
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Well what did you think of Techa Special? I know that some of the Bishoujo maybe out of character but hell what can I do about it? Well all I ask for you is the basic R&R (Read and Review) and please be kind and don’t flame me.