Gojyo\'s Guide to the Art of Lovemaking

Summary: Sanzo is still busy brooding. Gojyo and Goku finish their last lesson, and get more than they expected!

Disclaimer: Gensomaden Saiyuki is property of Minekura Kazuya.

Rating: NC-17

Pairings: Sanzo/Goku, Gojyo/Goku, Sanzo/Goku/Gojyo

Warnings: Yaoi, lemon, and eventual M/M/M, so don\'t read if you don\'t like it.

Author\'s Note: I\'m really sorry I didn\'t get this posted earlier. I got my Internet turned off, and I had a college entrance exam to study for. However, I did upload *two* chapters instead of one this time! Yay.

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*Gojyo\'s Guide to the Art of Lovemaking, Chapter Seven*

Gojyo and Goku found haven in Gojyo\'s room, and they locked the door to be sure that no one would accidentally burst in. Although embarrassing, Hakkai\'s grand entrance was no big deal. But if Sanzo were to come in while they were doing anything inappropriate, there would be hell to pay. Not that they were planning on doing stuff like that. Well, at least Goku wasn\'t.

Gojyo flopped onto the bed, and lit a cigarette. \"So let\'s recap. I\'ve taught you how to seduce someone, and by the looks of it I think you\'ve got that down. Hand jobs, even a stupid monkey can figure out.\"

\"Ha ha, real funny.\"

\"Isn\'t it though?\" Gojyo blew smoke into the air. \"The only thing I\'m not sure you know how to do yet is giving head. But don\'t worry, I don\'t expect you to blow me,\" he said easily. As Goku sighed in relief, he added, \"Even the most experienced people can\'t handle my shit...\"

\"I\'m not an amateur,\" Goku said, frowning.

Gojyo took another drag and ignored him. \"Before we continue I\'ve got to know if you can administer a proper blow job.\"

\"Like I said, water sprite, I\'m *not* inexperienced. I\'ve given blow jobs before.\"

\"I\'m sure you have,\" Gojyo said. \"But are you good at "
"

Goku thought about that for a moment, then shrugged in defeat.

\"Well, if you\'re so experienced, why don\'t you prove it?\" Gojyo asked.

\"How am I supposed to do that?\"

\"I don\'t know, how *are* you supposed to do that?\"

For a few moments the half-demon stared at Goku impishly, who was completely clueless as to what he was implying. Then, realizing Gojyo\'s true intentions, the boy stood up and yelled, \"You asshole! You *are* trying to get me to suck your cock- but I\'m not going to do it, you dirty water sprite! Screw that!\" Goku continued shouting obstinately. \"If you think I owe you a favor for sucking me off, you\'re wrong!\"

\"Calm the fuck down!\" Gojyo exclaimed. \"I\'m not asking you for anything! Besides, you\'d probably suck at it anyway! No pun intended.\"

\"You shithead! It\'s not like your blow job was anything great!\"

\"Oh, really? And that\'s why you were like, \'Oh, Sanzo! Oh, Sanzo! Oh, fuck me Sanzo?!\'\"

\"It wasn\'t *like* that!\" Goku replied. \"Anyway, I still won\'t put my mouth on your filthy cock! Not in a million years!\"

\"Good! I wouldn\'t want you to, anyway!\"

\"Good!\"

\"Good!\"

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Five minutes later, Goku lifted his head from between Gojyo\'s legs. \"How am I doing?\" he asked.

\"You\'re doing great, monkey,\" Gojyo answered, as he tilted his head onto the pillow. \"Let\'s just say I\'m pleasantly surprised.\" \' *Very* pleasantly surprised,\' he thought, sighing as he ran his fingers through the boy\'s dark brown hair. \"Try moving your tongue more... that\'s it... Mmm,\" he whispered. \"You really are good at this...\"

\"Really?\"

\"Yes, really! Now keep going.\"

Goku smiled inside as he continued to go down on him, this time going a little faster than before. It was strange, how he was actually enjoying this. Maybe it was the satisfaction of proving to Gojyo that he did have some experience under his belt. It was somewhat difficult, but Goku always loved a good challenge.

For a few minutes he gradually quickened the pace. Then, unexpectedly, Gojyo took a deep breath and pulled away from him. \"Wait...\" Goku said, grabbing his arm. \"Aren\'t I going to finish?\"

\"That\'s okay,\" Gojyo replied, reaching for a towel beside the bed. \"I can do it.\"

\"No. Let me do it.\"

\"Are you sure?\" he asked. But to Gojyo\'s surprise, Goku was already down there and finishing what he had started.

Gojyo had been so clto cto coming, and now the boy was going slower than he was before. But it was okay; after all, he did teach Goku that teasing often heightens the end result. \"Mmmm,\" he breathed softly.

As Goku moved his lips up and down his shaft, the boy trailed his fingers over Gojyo\'s stomach. His skin was as warm as it looked and he suddenly fthe the urge to touch him in a certain place- a place that could be considered off-limits. \'This is weird,\' he thought. Even after their sexual encounters, Goku still wasn\'t used to this.

After a while he decided to toss his inhibitions aside. Who cares? He was sucking him off, and enjoying it. Maybe he could also demonstrate his hidden knowledge. Although he had never tried this on Sanzo (Sanzo was too reserved for that), he knew from personal experience that it felt great.

Would Gojyo be upset? Probably. Oh, well.

The boy\'s fingers traced softly over Gojyo\'s leg, and he thought to himself, \'We\'ll see who the stupid monkey is.\' Looking up, he saw that Gojyo\'s eyes were closed, his cue to quickly lick his finger and slide his hand underneath his thigh.

Gojyo\'s reaction was expected. \"*What the hell are you doing you stupid...?!* Ohhh...\" Before Gojyo could say another word the instant pleasure he felt as Goku moved his finger in and out of him had seized his every movement. Squeezing his eyes shut, Gojyo grasped the blanket beside him, and giving in to the wetness of Goku\'s lips, with his tongue sliding up and down him, and the strangely pleasurable sensation of his finger moving inside him, he came.

\"Oh, *shit*...\" he breathed, as his back arched and his legs tensed. The rush of his orgasm could be felt from his stomach all the way to his fingertips. Placing his hands over his mouth, he yelled something unintelligible. The gratification was too much. It was all too much.

After the last of Gojyo\'s climax came and went, Goku raised his head and wiped the side of his mouth. From the look on the Gojyo\'s face, it was obvious it felt good. But he wanted to hear him say it, admit that he had given him the blowjob of a lifetime. \"So... how was it?\"

It took a couple seconds for Gojyo to catch his breath. \"Ohhh.... *damn.*\"

\"Ha ha! I told you I wasn\'t an amateur!\"

\"Damn. I believe you now,\" Gojyo said, exhausted. That would teach *him* to doubt Goku\'s abilities. \"Do you do that to Sanzo often?\" he asked, his crimson eyes depleted of its normal liveliness. After *that* excitement, he was spent.

Goku shook his head. \"Not exactly...\"

\"Really?\" Gojyo said as he sat up slowly. \"Whew, damn.\"

\"That\'s the third time you\'ve said that.\"

\"Yeah,\" Gojyo said. Then, in spite of his fatigue, he knocked Goku upside his head. \"Don\'t you ever pull that shit again! I never, ever let anyone go near that place, much less some stupid monkey!\"

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After Sanzo made his way into the bathroom, he placed his hands on each side of the sink. Looking in the mirror, he sighed. \'What the hell am I going to do?\' Never before had he felt such an urge to find Goku, seize him, and hold onto him for dear life.

He turned the shower on hotter than usual, then slipped out of his robe. Sanzo moved his hands over his muscular arms, for the cool air gave him goose bumps. He knew what he should do, but chasing after Goku wasn\'t his style. The disgruntled priest stepped into the tub and winced as the hot water met his body.

He moved away from the showerhead, then picked up a bar of soap and began to lather. He started with his arms and chest first, then gently worked his back. Sanzo had hoped that the hot water would help him relax, but once again his thoughts wandered to the golden-eyed boy.

\"That little shit,\" he muttered as he placed his fist against the wall. He was so fucking horny. Perhaps that was what was clouding his judgment. It felt like ages since he and Goku slept together; he missed the boy\'s touch.

Sanzo stepped under the showerhead again. Closing his eyes, he lathered his stomach, and his fingers impulsively moved downward. He stroked the coarse hair leading to his erection, and wondered if jerking off would cure him of this... sensitive bullshit.

But before he could touch himself, he grew angry. \"Fuck this,\" he said under his breath. The hell if he\'d let some stupid monkey turn him into a sniveling victim. He had gone far too long without giving a fuck, why would he now?

Sanzo quickly washed the rest of his body, and shampooed his thick, golden hair. Turning off the shower, he decided that it was best to let the two of them have their heyday, because he could *care less.*

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Gojyo twirled his hair leisurely around his index finger as he finished his after-sex cigarette. He was still surprised that he allowed Goku to do what he did to him. It was invasive as hell, but it felt good- really good. \"So why don\'t you do that to Sanzo, huh?\"

\"You know Sanzo would never let me,\" Goku answered.

Gojyo shrugged his shoulders in understanding as he stamped his butt in the ashtray beside the bed. \"I can see that. Although you were obviously more confident in pulling that shit on me, you little asshole!\"

\"Don\'t act like you weren\'t screaming in pleasure!\" Goku yelled back.

\"Just because you managed to pull off a good a blow job doesn\'t mean shit!\"

\"Pull it off? You jerk! I suck cock better than you!\"

\"But that\'s with the help of your finger, you stupid monkey!\" Gojyo shouted as he reached for Goku\'s collar. But before he could do anything, Goku jumped on top of him and had his hands wrapped around his throat.

The two men wrestled on the bed, Goku putting all of his weight on Gojyo who was grabbing him by the hair. \"Damn you!\" they screamed, while struggling to escape each other\'s grip. Soon, the two rolled over and Gojyo found his body between Goku\'s legs.

\"You dumb water sprite! Get the hell off me!\"

\"You\'re the one who jumped on me, you retarded ape!\"

After a few moments, the two realized how *very* compromising their position was. Goku\'s legs were spread, and Gojyo was on top of him, holding the boy\'s wrists above the pillow. Glancing down at their respective hard-ons, inches away from rubbing against each other, Goku and Gojyo stopped arguing and quickly moved to opposite ends of the bed. "Uh,"Uh, anyway,\" the half-demon said awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck.

Goku looked away. \"Yeah, anyway... let\'s just call it quits.\"

\"Oh, I see. It\'s when we get to the hard part that you give up.\"

\"Shut up, water sprite! You don\'t know what\'s going on!\"

Gojyo scoffed. \"Then what is it?\"

The boy stood up from the bed. What did the stupid kappa want him to say? Feelings of doubt were beginning to stir inside of him, and it wasn\'t self-doubt, either. While he was starting to see that he and Sanzo\'s relationship problems weren\'t entirely his fault, he was also thinking that maybe Sanzo could use some bedroom advice as well. \"Nothing. I\'m leaving. Thanks for your help, I really mean it,\" Goku said, with his hand on the doorknob. Turning around, he smiled awkwardly.

\"So that\'s it, huh? *All right...*\" There was nothing Gojyo could do to keep Goku from leaving. If he didn\'t want to know the secrets to amazing sex, he didn\'t have to. Just as long as he didn\'t come back crying when Sanzo falls asleep on top of him.

But instead of leaving like he said he was going to, Goku stared at Gojyo, his face steady. Was there something he could teach him? He had learned so much, in the little time Gojyo spent instructing him. A few silent moments passed, and Gojyo lifted his eyebrow as if to ask, \"What now?\" and without further hesitation, Goku walked back to the bed.

In what c onl only be explained as a momentary lapse of sanity, Goku found himself on Gojyo\'s lap, his legs wrapped around his waist and his tongue practically down his throat. All the times they fought in the Jeep and at the dinner table, in their hotel room, and after they had been fooling around, oh God it was time they fucked each other\'s brains out. Gojyo immediately moved his hand to the back of Goku\'s head, and he returned the boy\'s kiss with increased passion.

Goku broke away from him, then shoved him in the shoulder. \"Dumb water sprite,\" he muttered, as he urged Gojyo to lie on the bed.

\"Who are you calling stupid...\"

Gojyo\'s words were interrupted by yet another fervent kiss. As the two made out, Goku reached under the half-demon\'s shirt and whispered to him as his hands moved up and down his chest. \"Teach me... teach me how to fuck...\"

Smiling, Gojyo let the boy undress him, and held his breath as his fingers wandered his body. The thrill of Goku\'s touch gave him goosebumps and Gojyo found himself unzipping the boy\'s pants in anpatipation. \"Lay down,\" he instructed, taking them off. \"I\'ll show you how it\'s done.\"

As Goku fell back onto the pillow, Gojyo helped him get out of his shirt. Leaning down, he kissed him softly, while gripping the boy\'s hard-on, pulling it ever-so-slowly. Gojyo stroked himself a couple times, then kissed Goku once more, his hips pressed against him and his fingers traveling downward. \"I don\'t know if I can fuck a stupid monkey,\" he whispered in his ear.

\"Don\'t lie, water sprite...\" Goku said, as he wrapped his thighs around Gojyo\'s waist.

\"Heh.\" Gojyo returned to kissing the boy\'s neck and as Goku closed his eyes, he wondered how they had gotten this far. Gojyo also thought amusedly how this was the exact opposite of what he had been teaching him. Take it slow, he told him, because the faster you go the less exciting it will be.

Nah, this was different. Their seduction had started long before their lessons. Every time they fought, it was their covert way of getting to touch each other. All of this was the climactic end to their long-awaited love affair. And even now, in bed, they were bantering. It was all in good fun. Good, dirty, fun.

But as if it were part of some cruel joke, Goku opened his eyes. \"Stop,\" he said quietly.

Gojyo lifted his body slightly in order to face him. \"What?\"

\"Just... stop.\"

As Goku sat up, Gojyo moved out of his way. \"What\'s going on?\" he repeated, holding himself up. \"No more lesson?\"

\"I can\'t do this,\" Goku started. \"It\'s not right. Sanzo may be a jerk sometimes, and I know we\'ve fooled around but... I can\'t...\"

Glancing down at the sheets, Gojyo nodded. \"I understand.\" It was disappointing as all hell, though. Dammit, they could have had some serious fun. \"I guess I\'ll have to leave you with an A+, as opposed to an A+++,\" he said sadly.

\"Sorry, water sprite.\" Goku felt a little guilty for leading him on, but sleeping with him would fill him with even more remorse. \"It\'s not that I don\'t want to.\"

\"No, no. I understand,\" Gojyo said, reaching for his clothes. \"Maybe I crossed the line, too. Sorry, monkey.\"

After both men were dressed, Goku got up to leave for the final time. \"You know, we never really finished our lesson.\" He turned and looked at Gojyo sheepishly.

\"Yeah, I know. But if you ever have any questions, my door is always open,” Gojyo winked. \"Here, I\'ll walk you to your room.\"

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