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Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Meowth!

By: SpiralBreeze
folder Pokemon › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 10
Views: 3,964
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Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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The Reception Part Two

Chapter Seven: The Reception Part Two

“So when did your Masters get together anyway?” Asked Pikachu as he fiddled with the folded napkin in front of him.

Things seemed more intimate at the reserved Pokémon table, the friends just seemed to watch and take in, rather than participate with the rest of the reception.

“Master\'s together for almost one year.” Responded Arbok with a contented sigh.

“Wow they move quickly!” Togepi exclaimed with surprise.

“Yeah especially in bed!” Shouted Wobbuffet rather loudly, he apparently attracted the attention of some guests who were “more than thrilled” to share a wedding reception with “them little ol\' Pocket Monsters”.

“Yeah! Did you hear them last night? Whoa! I mean… I thought us Growlithe were maniacs in bed… but those two! Whoa! They lasted like at least six hours too! It was crazy!” Explained Growlithe a bit too enthusiastically. “There were like clothes flying everywhere…”

“That\'s sick man!” Pikachu shouted in disgust. “It\'s bad enough I have to watch Ash and Misty making out and make sure it doesn\'t turn into anything else! I don\'t wanna hear about your Master\'s wild nightly adventures!”

“Masters are wild.” Commented Weezing with a gargled snicker.

“Enough I agree with Pikachu… we should not talk about Masters behavior.” Whispered Victreebel with a vine covering his mouth.

“Thanks Victreebel, now can we please talk about something a little more appropriate?” Inquired the electric mouse with a sigh.

“Yeah when are they serving cake?” Togepi whimpered she looked around to all the tables as if preparing for battle.

“All I want is some ketchup, wedding cake is never that good.” Pikachu said as he looked around for a buffet table. “Man! There isn\'t even a damn buffet table!”

“I\'m hungry.” Wobbuffet whined. “I need food!”

“Look! Masters are kissing!” Exclaimed Arbok as he pointed with his tail to the newly weds. “They are so beautiful...”

“Stop looking at Masters!” Weezing scolded, he then sighed rather heavily and smoke drifted from his nostrils.

“Man I can\'t wait to see those two at it again! I mean whoa! It makes me horny just thinking about!” Growlithe barked as he wagged his tail eagerly. “I think I\'m gonna go hump somebody\'s leg… see ya\'s!”

“Well… Growlithe is the puppy type Pokémon.” Laughed Pikachu, he then quickly shut up as a human approached them.

It was a waiter, who came to the table and put down three plates of appetizers for the poor nutrient deprived Pokémon who appeared as if they had not been fed for days.

“Weezing wee!” (Thank you!) Said Weezing as the waiter left.

“Finally!” Togepi grumbled. She was evidently picking up more of Misty\'s bad habits.

“This isn\'t enough food!” Yelled Wobbuffet, the large blue Pokémon looked disturbed.

“Diner will be served shortly.” Replied the waiter. He then instinctively held out his hand for a tip, however was given a tiny spark from the smirking Pikachu below him, nonetheless, no one seemed to notice this.

“You idiot, it\'s not supposed to be!” Victreebel shouted, slapping the blue gelatin like blob with his vine whip.

“It\'s snack.” Stated Arbok as he delicately picked up a shrimp with the tip of his tail and nibbled on it.

To Be Continued...
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