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By: twishinky
folder Rurouni Kenshin › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 10
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Chapter 7 - A Pregnant Woman's Advice



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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Twish's Note: st"fon"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Back from the grave! But
no lemon in this chapter, I need to link my story together... anyway,
some coming up in the next, i think. I needed to give Kaoru a part
after i rudely ignored her at the other chapter.


style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">I still am so thankful
for all
the reviews and the high votes *blushes
deeply* My readers rock!


style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Thanks again to all
reviewers and the readers patience!!!!! I have been out for so long...
anyway, had been really busy that I just crash when i get home, and
finally Adult fanfiction is connecting! *relieved sigh*


style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial;">Anyway, enough of a
note... keep on reading! *blows a flying kiss to all*


Suggestions are very
welcome!!! :)

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Disclaimer:
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characters are never to be mine, just on loan... i solemnly promise not
to use them for greedy means except possibly furthering writing skills.
*wide, gap-toothed grin*


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Chapter 7 – A Pregnant
Woman's Advice


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Makimachis never cry.”


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Jiya, you were right. I
was a cowardly fool. And cowardly fools don’t
have the privilege of crying.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao ran the thought
around
and around her head, while waiting for the cab around the corner after
she ran
out of Aoshi’s house. Stupid. She was stupid. She thought she could
hide what
was between her and Aoshi, but it only served to make everything worse.
And now
she her here, at the corner, tapping her foot with her overnight bag on
the
sidewalk, waiting for a cursed cab to arrive so she could bawl her eyes
out in
the comfort of her own home. It didn’t help that HE didn’t run out
after her.
Who was she kidding? It was the Ice Block, after all.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">A dark blue Lexus
stopped right
where she was, making her jump back in alarm. Who the
hell?!
As she readied herself to give the driver that was
interrupting her self-humiliation a shouting of a lifetime, the
passenger
window rolled down, stopping her dead in her tracks.


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Open-mouthed in shock, Misao goggled at the unexpectedness of it all.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Damn, but you can run!
It’s
not healthy to make a pregnant woman run that hard, you know? Bad for
the
baby…” The pretty woman smiled at her from the driver’s seat, and
opened the
door locks.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Pregnant?! Is she
demented? There’s no telling bulge anywhere and her
curves are all in the right places!!! Mental…


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao was still frozen.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“What are you waiting
for?
Kenshin to reach us here? He’s not at all going to be happy, you know…”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">That last statement
made Misao
unlock her feet and get in the car. She was still rendered speechless
by the
insanity and the strangeness and the… feeling tears fill her eyes
again, she
screwed them shut and thought that if they found her body drifting in
the river
next morning, she deserved it.  What the
hell was she thinking getting into a pseudo-pregnant strange lady’s
car? Or
better yet, in the car of the wife of Aoshi’s enraged partner who could
be
possibly touched in the head?


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Are you alright? I’m
Kaoru
Kamiya-Himura by the way, and you are?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao opened her eyes
again. In
a quavering voice that she hated the minute she heard it come out of
her own
mouth, she muttered, “Misao Makimachi.” Then she yelled, because it WAS
difficult to stay silent when nearly missing a ten-wheeler by an inch.


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KILL US---


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru laughed prettily,
“Oh get
used to it, I always drive like this, PMS or not… I’m still alive
though, that
should count for something!” She said with an impish wink to a now
thoroughly scared
witless Misao. She pulled into parallel parking with the finesse of a
charging
rhino and scraped the mags of the wheels on the curb. The s mad made
Misao
wince, which made Kaoru laugh all the more harder.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Good God, did I just
give my life over to a psycho?!


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Come on, I’ll get you
a cup of
tea. Then you have to promise to answer me truthfully, alright? I may
be able
to help you.” Compassionate blue eyes looked at the stiff passenger
beside her.
Who are you?


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Why are you doing
this?” Misao
asked, not moving from her seat. Why are
you torturing me???


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Because women do not
generally
race out of Aoshi’s home with a traveling bag and eyes bright with
tears. They
don’t even reach the front step, come to that.” She said with startling
frankness.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao just looked at
her with
disbelieving eyes. “Oh come on, Mrs. Himura. That’s just bullshit,
pardon my
French.”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru’s temper rose.
“It’s
Kaoru.” She snapped. “And I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that last
part.
Now get out of the car or I’ll regret ever trying to help you out in
the first
place!” She whipped her head around and marched out of the car.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao got out too, but
more
slowly. “But why?” She asked again, maybe a little too desperately
since Kaoru
now had a vise-like grip on her arm and was nearly dragging her to the
door of
the small tea parlor that looked strangely familiar.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru turned and looked
at the
girl she was trying to convince and broke into a bright smile. style="">Dr. Gensai was right, mood swings do get the
best of me when I’m pregnant!  “Hmm…
I already told you. But if you’re looking for a better reason, try
this. Aoshi
Shinomori is my cousin.”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao, shell shocked
for the
third time that day, studied the pretty woman across her who not just
happened
to be the wife of the big boss in their company, she also was the
relative of
the guy she was banging.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">You’re in deep shit,
Misao-girl, not only did you piss off one of the
scariest men in your company, his wife also happens to be a
self-proclaimed
suicidal driver who has delusional fantasies about being pregnant, and
just for
kicks, happens to want you to experience the pleasure of her company so
she
could have a friendly chat with you. Not to mention, she’s your lover’s
cousin!  You’ve now entered the ninth
region of hell…
And come to think, while you look at your absolute worst, she comes
across like
she just stepped out of a Ralph Lauren ad…


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Startled once again,
and this
time by her own vanity, Misao trained her aqua eyes to the blue
concerned ones
across the table giving her time to gather her scattered thoughts.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Relax, will you? I’m
not
leading you to the stake, for heaven’s sake, you’ve barely said two
words! And
what have you got to lose? I’m assuming virginity is a moot point now…”
Kaoru
let her statement trace off delicately, trying to see if her
lost-cause-of-the-moment would rise to the bait.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Listen, you…” Misao
growled,
clenching her fists on the table cloth.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“GOOD! I was beginning
to think
I was mistaken for a minute here… I mean, you’re sooo different from
all those
icy bitches that my dear silent cousin used to date.” Kaoru emphasized
her
statement with a loud bang on their table with her hand and a stomp of
her foot,
causing many of the tea shop’s patrons to look their way in surprise.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao jumped back in
reflex, a million
thoughts going haywire in her already overdosed emotional complex. “I-
ah… Icy
bitches?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Yup, that’s what I
said… Ice
bitches for the Ice block. You don’t know much about Aoshi, do you?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“N-nuh-No…”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Figures. We were the
closest
back then, but even so when we were kids, he was always the strong
silent type…
But I owe him one, you know? He introduced me to the love of my life!”
Kaoru
added a hugely bright smile to her statement which reinforced Misao’s
thought
of her being totally whacko.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Uh…”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru sighed
dramatically and
raised her hand so they would be served. “You don’t even know that,
huh? But
let’s hear your side of the story first cause I’m pretty sure my
lovelife
wouldn’t matter a single bit to you right now, would it?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Strangely, Misao
started
warming up to the strange, noisy woman across her. Her affection and
compassion
seemed genuine, for all that she looked like a GAP model for casual
Sundays. So
slowly, word per word, the whole story started trickling out.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Three hours, 2 packs of
tissues,
3 pastries and 5 cups of black tea later, Kaoru was laughing her head
off. It
was so obvious to her that her cousin finally found his match--- albeit
a
little strangely.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao, incensed, huffed
her
displeasure. “What the hell are you laughing at?!”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“You, my cousin, and
the rest
of the world being blind.” Came the sarcastic quip.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao, ready to fight,
snapped
the china cup in her fingers.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Calm down! You should
really
go to anger management or something… I thought I was bad but
evidently--- not!
Oof, that hurt… are you ok, baby no. 4?” Kaoru’s mood changed from all
out
laughter to cooing over her ‘pregnancy’.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao, never known much
for
tact, blurted out loud “You’re really pregnant???”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Of course, what do you
think,
this is all an act? Besides, after having gone through the hell and
heaven of
it three times, I know! I don’t need a doctor to tell me that---
although my
husband did!” Kaoru’s mood rose again to hysterically giggly.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“YOU HAVE THREE KIDS
ALREADY?!”
Misao couldn’t believe it. How could she ever retain her figure?


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Yup, I do.” Kaoru said
simply
with a sweet smile.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“How do you… How old
are you?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Twenty six.”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“How do you keep your
figure?”
Misao asked enviously, after seeing Kaoru’s shapely body.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“And how old were you
the first
time you got pregnant?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Nineteen. I also got
married
before then, before you ask.”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Isn’t that kinda
young? I know
Mr. Himura is edging close to forty, I read it in the company profile,
even if
he doesn’t look it.”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Really? You think his
age
doesn’t show? I do too!!! But th82178217;s not the point. The point is,
aren’t you
also kinda young for Aoshi?” Kaoru decided to toss the ball back to
Misao’s
court.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Misao fell quiet and
started
rolling the ends of their tablecloth between her fingertips.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Out of words, dearie?”
Kaoru
asked a little too saccharinely, causing Misao to flare up again.
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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">“Shut up.”


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style="font-size:t; ft; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru, already in tune
with
Misao, just rolled her eyes. “Oh real witty. That’s going to be a
classic, I
bet. So what are you going to do about it?”


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Kaoru dropped Misao off
at her
apartment, where she went directly to her computer and started typing.
Just how
Aoshi will react to this on Monday, well, it will tell her for sure
what he
really feels. Otherwise, she might as well have performed thelatelationship
suicide of the year. Whatever. Her Jiya always told her, matters of the
heart
are above anything else.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">There were no messages
on her
answering machine.


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style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana;">Whoever said that
affairs were simple were just plain stupid.


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gave in
and bawled her already red eyes out on her desk.


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