Random Parodies

Yeah, this one is extremely random. If it doesn\'t amuse you, then take this! (Cricket appears,giving you the finger.) Oh yeah, what do you have to say to that? Huh?? .....Um,yeah....... ^^;;Oh, and we got a little caught up with some other things, but this story will be resumed.....eventually. It\'s finished now, fortunately. But, theres a bit of a spoiler, for people who haven\'t read the 6th book. But we stretched the truth a bit, sadly. There is no rough sex in the manga. I know! I\'m sorry! But, try to enjoy it anyway.
Disclaimer: Once again,we do NOT own any of the Angel Sanctuary characters...Deal with it. If we owned Angel Sanctuary, there would be a LOT more gay sex in it. (Guy sex, of course, most likely between Katan and Rosiel...duh.)

\".....hellllllllllllloo? Hello, I really have to go to the bathroom now guys!\" Haley whined. But for some reason, her words came out in a long word bubble. \"...ooooo...she muttered in fascination, as she reached out and tried to touch the bubble, the gutter she was hanging from shaking dangerously. \"SHUT UP!!\" Maddie screeched from inside, a word bubble also forming her words. The bubble floated over and whacked Haley hard over the head. \"Ow!\" She yelled,as her cry of pain flew up into the air. The gutter then bent, and she slid off, slamming hard into the ground below,only to have her \"ow\" word bubble fall and wack her on the head once more. \"Ooo, that could be useful...\" Maddie said,smiling, as those words also fell onto the already half-unconcious mental patient. At that point, Katan suddenly awoke and said groggily, \"Maddie, Ira is a bitch.\" Rosiel leans up again, grabbing Katan and pulling him down again, trying to get on top of him and make out with him. \"Oh, come on, stop!\" And, conveniently (A/N For Katan, not for us, we\'re quite pissed about that...damned word bubbles.....AND THE YU-GI-OH FANS!!!! GAH!!) the bubbles knock Rosiel over the head. Rosiel slaps Katan all girly style. \"Well,better slaped then kissed...\" Katan mumbled under his breath, but not mumbly enough,apparently, because Rosiel heard and said, \" Oh come on,it isn\'t that bad....WHY DON\'T YOU LOVE ME??!!\" \" I do love you, but not in that way....YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FATHER, MAN! IT\'S NOT RIGHT!!\" He puts his hands over his eyes. \"ITS. NOT. RIGHT!!\" They\'re conversation is interrupted by the sounds of firecrackers exploding. Maddie was throwing fireworks down at the psychopath, who was running in circles. \"Ha ha ha ha!!\" Maddie laughed evilly, throwing many at a time as Haley,in her screaming horror,slammed into the side of the building. \"You know, she could have run farther away instead of running in circles in your aiming range...\" Katan said, apparently managed to escape from the clutches of the horny fan...thingy. (What the fuck IS Rosiel,anyay?)\"Eh, whatever...it\'s funny.\" They all nod, including Haley, who was suddenly next to them again. They stare at her. \"Dot dot dot....what Question mark?\" \"Well, at first we were wondering how you got there so quick, but now we\'re wondering why your saying your punctuation.\" Maddie said.\"Dot dot dot....wait, what? Question mark?\" Maddie shakes her head. \"Just...just nevermind, shut the hell up.\" But Haley wasn\'t listening. She was repeatedly beating Rosiel with a gift wrap tube. \"STOP THAT!!\" Rosiel screeched. \"NO!\" Rosiel starts running away as Haley chases after him, continuously hitting him with the tube. \"KATAN!! MAKE HER STOP!!!\" But Katan was already gone. They heard muffled sounds coming from the basement, and when they went down they discovered their sexy cherub chained to the wall naked, and sharp implements and whips with a gag and a terrified look on his face. Maddie was standing next to him, whip ready in the air. \"...What? You guys know I like it kinky!\" \"THATS MY BIRDYMAN!!\" Haley dived at Maddie, Rosiel following. After a big cloud of smoke and limbs flying out from it, Maddie stood victorious. Maddie smirks, and is about to continue her torture and Katan looking horrified, when suddenly....

We were back upstairs. \"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??\" Maddie screamed hysterically, finally having had her chance to do naughty things to Katan. After lots of imaginary beard stroking, Katan just mutters, \"Freaking Sadists...\" \"HEY! GUESS WHAT??\" Haley exclaimed, throwing herself at katan and sitting on his shoulders. \"WE\'RE GOING TO THE MYSTICAL MAGICAL COUCH OF FUTURE FANTASIES!!\" \"...I thought it was the Mystical magical couch of memory fantasies?\" Katan queried. \"No, this is the couch across from that couch.\" Maddie says. \"...Why have I never noticed that couch before?\" Katan says, as Haley starts jerking around on his shoulder, and throwing her hands around in the air. \"AWAAAAAY!!!\" They go to sit on the couch, Katan trying to pull Haley off of him. As soon as he is able to, Rosiel pulls him onto his lap and beams, and Haley latches onto his arm. He sighs, before the \"Future flashback\" starts. Rosiel is seen being attacked by Dobiel. Katan suddenly appears, thwarting the attack and sending it on Dobiel. (Or something like that, the book wasn\'t very clear) Katan is hovering above Rosiel, having saved his sorry ass. But, also, Katan seemed to be naked. His hair had grown longer, too. (A/N Which is quite sexy, by the way, for those of you who haven\'t seen it yet. He also always seems to have a heroine addict expression on his face for 5 pages. Whatever, he was naked!) Haley screams in fangirlish delight, and Maddie screams \"FINALLY! We get to see a full frontal nudity picture!\" Katan blushing. The future Katan asks if Rosiel is hurt, and Rosiel flips him, so he\'s on top, and starts groping him. \"Yes, I\'m fine Katan...\"-Grope grope- \"OOO! I can\'t wait for THAT to happen!\" Rosiel squeals in delight.\"Yeah, no kidding!\" Maddie says, Haley nodding in agreement. Poor Katan, still sitting on Rosiel\'s lap, can feel his master\'s arousal, suddenly paling from his embarressed red, to a horrified white. After the grope fest, Rosiel suddenly asks, as expected, \"...Am I beautiful?\" The present Katan, feeling a bit bolder, coughs harshly while adding \"NO!\" in between the coughs. Rosiel is too caught up to notice, while the other two snicker. The future Katan, however, still being in the effects of that damned pill, replies...\"Yes, blah blah blah\" (A/N Hey, we were too busy staring at his nudity to bother reading what he actually said!) Suddenly Rosiel throws himself at Katan, pleading him to tell him he\'s beautiful, and seemingly having orgasms. \"Damnit, can\'t Katan moan like that?\" Maddie mutters. \"Yeah, that\'s a great idea!\" Rosiel exclaims cheerfully, starting to grope the present day Katan. The only sound Katan makes, unfortunately for us, was a little \"eep!\" and a struggle to get away. In the future world, however, Katan is telling Rosiel how beautiful he is, and Rosiel is screaming \"MORE MORE!! YOU DIRTY FOX, MORE!!\" \"God damnit, Rosiel, CHILL man! Stop having fucking orgasms!\" Maddie says angrily. \"I can\'t help it, I love it when people call me beautiful!\" \"YOU\'RE NOT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CHICK!\" Rosiel starts bawling like the whiny bitch that he is. \"KATAN!! Tell me I\'m beautiful!\" Katan glances quickly back at the scene that is still playing, with Rosiel on top of the future Katan again, and he wasn\'t just groping that time. \"Um...\" He hesitates. \"DO IT!!\" Rosiel screams at him. Haley is drooling a lake over the scene still playing. Katan sighs. \"Fine, you\'re...beautiful...\" Rosiel squeals in glee, and they turn back to the scene still playing. Apparently the future Katan is screaming \"OH GOD!\" over and over. Haley and Maddie cling to each other, screaming in fangirlish delight, as the present day Rosiel laughs manically. \"I KNEW I\'d get to you someday!\" Katan looks horrified and shocked, and hides his face in his hands. (A/N Sorry if we just kinda trail off, we\'re just imaging that scene...we know you are too.) Dobiel, only half alive, was laying next to the screwing couple the whole time. \"...They\'re insane!\" He exclaims. But he knew he liked it too. Rosiel suddenly looks over. \"Oh, Dobiel, you\'re still there. Wait, hold on, give me a second.\" Rosiel \"finishes his job\" and stands up again, but is soon wrapping his arms around Katan again, clinging.
\"...More than Sevotharte...more than death.....I am afraid of these freaks!!\" Dobiel thinks to himself. But he so liked it. It was totally obvious. (A/N Yeah, mister tight pants!) So then, Rosiel offers Dobiel life, and stuff happens, no more gay sex....damn. Fuck, nobody cares about the rest of that, anyway. The scene ends, and they are back on the Mystial magical couch of future fantasies. Maddie starts walking around the room. \"WALKING it off.....walking it off...\" \"...Whats that supposed to mean?\" Rosiel asked, clinging to the still petrified Katan. \"You don\'t want to know.\" Haley said, staring at them intently. \"Well, anyway...Why don\'t you scream like that for me now?\" Rosiel exclaims sadly, still clinging tightly. \"Honestly, I don\'t know why I was screaming like that then.\" He said, trying to wiggle away from him. Maddie says, (still walking it off) \"Well, at least now we\'re prepared for the future with a videocamera. God knows when we\'re gonna want to see that again.\" Katan stands up, sighs and goes deep in thought, trying to find a way to avoid the future situation. While he\'s thinking, and the girls are walking it off, Rosiel stands up and slowly reaches a hand out toward him. When the hand gets closer, Katan suddenly looks at him. \"...What are you doing?\" Rosiel quickly pulls his hand back. \"Nothing...\" Katan shakes his head slightly and continues thinking. Rosiel slowly reaches his hand out again, edging closer to Katan\'s ass. He gets closer this time, when Katan suddenly looks at him again. \"Hey, that time I know you\'re doing something!\" Rosiel quickly pulls back again. \"WAS NOT!\" Katan slaps his forehead, and ignores him. Rosiel waited a little longer this time, and reached out again. He got to the point of touching, when Katan whirled around at him and shouted \"STOP IT!!!\" sending the surprised Rosiel into a little heap on the ground. Haley suddenly flies out of nowhere and knocks Katan over, groping his ass. \"See Rosiel, its much easier that way.\" Rosiel, extremely pissed that she got a few more seconds of ass then him, grabs Haley and stuffs her inbetween the couch cushions and the back of the couch, wedging her tightly in, with a victorious shout of \"MY ass!\" And the customary \"Well technically, its HIS ass\" from Maddie. \"WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT??\" Maddie walks over and knocks Rosiel on the head. \"I\'m going to beat that into your little brain if its the last thing I do.\" \"STOP CALLING ME STUPID!!\" \"Technically, I\'m not calling you stupid, I\'m just calling your brain tiny.\" \"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!\" \"Well technically, I wasn\'t making fun of you, just stating the obvious.\" She says haughtily. Rosiel grabs at his head, falling to the ground. \"NYEEEEH!! STOP!!!!! KATAAAAAAN!!\" Katan, trying to hold back his laughter, says \"I can\'t help that she\'s smarter than you, Lord Rosiel.\" Rosiel starts sobbing and runs into his room. Maddie\'s eyes dart back and forth, and she suddenly smiles wickedly and pulls out the whip again, and starts to drag Katan back to the basement for more torture. \"Oh, hell...\" Katan groans, wondering if he shouldn\'t have made his lord run away crying like a 3 year old. Muffled cries are heard from the couch. \"Heeeeeellllooooooooo!!!!!!! HELLO!! I need to change my panties!!! HELLLOOOOOOOOO!!!\" Maddie shouts from downstairs \"Yeah, I should change my boxers too....\" A crack is heard, and yelp from Katan follows. \"SCREAM LOUDER, BITCH!\" \"THATS MY BIRDYMAN!! LET ME OUT!!! HELLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!\"

Haley: Yeah. That\'s it. Yeah, you heard me bitch. Fear our crazyness. Or just get totally turned on by our crazy ideas. Whatever you want. So yeah. Peace out, homie! O.o Maddie: Please don\'t say homie.