My Enemy is a vegetable
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Category:
+S to Z › Vampire Hunter D
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,551
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Vampire Hunter D, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
It's like a sticom in the 80's only not as funny
I live in the Bay Area, you cannot go three blocks without seeing someone in a different demographic from you. In fact, the next three people you meet will probably be of different demographics.
I love it here, and that’s one of the reason. I can see beautiful Japanese women chatting and envy the person with cornrows next to me as the bus I’m on kneels for the blind woman and the man in the wheel chair.
None of them is better than another.
However, Jemstone5 either doesn’t see it that way, or is completely blind to how un-PC she is. The only people of different ethnicity or religion are treated with little more respect than ‘Negroes’ in the 1900’s. Disney has more people of color. There is only one religion, one culture, no one from the wrong side of the tracks, ‘English has concurred the world.’
You are not allowed to be gay. You must be bi, preferring women, and evil at the same time.
Women are losers who should be making babies, not for themselves, but because the men they love tell them so.
Save for people who are looked down upon for having sex (yeah, Kale should talk), you do not use condoms.
Christmas is a must. There is no excuse for it. YOU HAVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!
The purpose for a woman is to have kids; a kind and sweet man says he doesn’t mind such things (doesn’t mind? For me, if he wants kids, he should have them himself!). This means people like me, who advocate abortions, fry in hell.
No one even disagrees with each other save the villains and heroes.
Endangered species are immediately shot without another thought, usually without a first.
Rape builds character.
And so on.
And if these people TRY to be nice and love your fellow person, even if that person is an african-chinese-american lesbian wiccan who grew up in the boonies and lost her ability to have kids thanks to a botched abortion who does what she wants when she wants, no matter what? It would go against their national anthem:
Kale & co: Oh, us white folks hate the black folks
There ain’t no black folks to hate us white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule
Me: But during National Brotherhood week
National Brotherhood week
Miss Pakistan and Queen Lizzy are dancing cheek to cheek *grins at imagery*
Please don’t just eulogize
The people you despise
And let them in your school
Kale & co: No!
Oh, the poor folks hate us rich folks
That why in this fic there are no poor folks
All us folks hate all your folks
We’re as sweet as apple pie
Me: But during national Brotherhood week
During national Brotherhood week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Riccans ‘cause it’s ver chic!
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone not of your religious brand
You can tolerate them if you try!
Kale & co: No!
The Protestants hate us Catholics
And us Catholics killed the Protestants
And the Hindus and the Muslims
And only you don’t hate the Jews
But horrid National Brotherhood week
National Brotherhood week
It’s national-smile-at-another-hood-week!
You should exclude people who
Are inferior to you
Kale: National Brotherhood week? Have no fear.
D, no one wants that awful thing, Dear
I love it here, and that’s one of the reason. I can see beautiful Japanese women chatting and envy the person with cornrows next to me as the bus I’m on kneels for the blind woman and the man in the wheel chair.
None of them is better than another.
However, Jemstone5 either doesn’t see it that way, or is completely blind to how un-PC she is. The only people of different ethnicity or religion are treated with little more respect than ‘Negroes’ in the 1900’s. Disney has more people of color. There is only one religion, one culture, no one from the wrong side of the tracks, ‘English has concurred the world.’
You are not allowed to be gay. You must be bi, preferring women, and evil at the same time.
Women are losers who should be making babies, not for themselves, but because the men they love tell them so.
Save for people who are looked down upon for having sex (yeah, Kale should talk), you do not use condoms.
Christmas is a must. There is no excuse for it. YOU HAVE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!
The purpose for a woman is to have kids; a kind and sweet man says he doesn’t mind such things (doesn’t mind? For me, if he wants kids, he should have them himself!). This means people like me, who advocate abortions, fry in hell.
No one even disagrees with each other save the villains and heroes.
Endangered species are immediately shot without another thought, usually without a first.
Rape builds character.
And so on.
And if these people TRY to be nice and love your fellow person, even if that person is an african-chinese-american lesbian wiccan who grew up in the boonies and lost her ability to have kids thanks to a botched abortion who does what she wants when she wants, no matter what? It would go against their national anthem:
Kale & co: Oh, us white folks hate the black folks
There ain’t no black folks to hate us white folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule
Me: But during National Brotherhood week
National Brotherhood week
Miss Pakistan and Queen Lizzy are dancing cheek to cheek *grins at imagery*
Please don’t just eulogize
The people you despise
And let them in your school
Kale & co: No!
Oh, the poor folks hate us rich folks
That why in this fic there are no poor folks
All us folks hate all your folks
We’re as sweet as apple pie
Me: But during national Brotherhood week
During national Brotherhood week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Riccans ‘cause it’s ver chic!
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone not of your religious brand
You can tolerate them if you try!
Kale & co: No!
The Protestants hate us Catholics
And us Catholics killed the Protestants
And the Hindus and the Muslims
And only you don’t hate the Jews
But horrid National Brotherhood week
National Brotherhood week
It’s national-smile-at-another-hood-week!
You should exclude people who
Are inferior to you
Kale: National Brotherhood week? Have no fear.
D, no one wants that awful thing, Dear