PokeGirls: Lucid Method

SPECIAL OMAKE Chapter
First, the current PokeDex:

DILDO QUEEN, the Male-Equivalent Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal
Frequency: Rare (Crimson League)
Diet: human diet/fruits, nuts and fish
Role: reproduction
Libido: High
Strong Vs: Ghost, any sex-based pokegirl
Weak Vs: Fighting, Magic, elemental attacks
Attacks: Double End, Double Penetrate, Pump, Fury Pump, Thrust, Wood Pecker, Simulacrum, Shemale, Relaxing Gaze
Enhancements: Sexual Endurance
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Dildorina (normal)
The Dildo Queen is one of those pokegirls that absolutely baffle inexperienced Tamers and even Researchers. They look like regular (though beautiful) human women and dress and act extremely feminine. However, once a Dildo Queen becomes excited (which happens fairly often), any young Tamer will notice that that short skirt or sexy dress suddenly starts bulging where girls normally don't bulge. To put it simply, all Dildo Queens are hermaphroditical to a lesser or greater extent. Every Dildo Queen has a penis, but the rest of the genitalial area differs. Some Dildo Queens have testes, some don't. Some Dildo Queens have a vagina, some don't. As a result of this, not all Dildo Queens can become pregnant, although they do ejaculate semen regardless of whether they have testes or not (how they are capable of doing this is a question researchers still haven't found the answer to). It must be noted that Dildo Queen penis sizes range from 'large' to 'really damn huge', causing many Dildo Queens to complain about the fact that they're just too big to really be able to fuck smaller pokegirls.

Dildo Queens can impregnate pokewomen and induce parthogenesis in pokegirls with the resulting offspring always being the base level evolution of whatever the impregnated pokewomon or pokegirl was. This makes Dildo Queens highly sought after by Breeders, but most Dildo Queens take offense at being thought of as nothing more than a walking sperm tank and will try their very best to sabotage any arranged impregnation attempts. Strangely, a pokegirl or pokewomon who approaches a Dildo Queen with a request to be impregnated will never be turned away and a Dildo Queen will do her very enthusiastic best to make that pregnancy happen. Female Tamers with a Dildo Queen in their harem are advised to be cautious - Dildo Queens can impregnate humans as well. In such cases, the child is either a human girl or a Dildoran.

As stated before, Dildo Queens are extremely feminine, sensual and sexual. They are perfectly at ease with their bodies and make sure to take good care of it, even when feral. They prefer to wear clothes that enhance both their feminine beauty and sensual appearance. Not surpisingly, Dildo Queens are extremely good at seducing people (as long as they keep their clothes on when trying to seduce humans, at least).

In a Harem, Dildo Queens are very good at keeping the peace and smoothing over any friction between Harem-sisters. They do not actively seek a position of power in the Harem, instead relying on their skills of seduction to get things done. They also make quite effective Alphas, even though it's not a position they relish. The maternal instincts of a Dildo Queen are very strong. Should she impregnate a Harem-sister, she will take great care of the baby (with or without the Harem-sister's help) and will protect it at all costs. Tamers are advised not to seperate a Dildo Queen from their child until the girl is at least three years of age or unless they really enjoy repeatedly being punched in the face. Not even a Level 5 Taming Cycle will cause the Dildo Queen to forget that they had a child.

When it comes to taming, Dildo Queens can be problematic for obvious reasons. With their high libido, they greatly enjoy sex and like to have it often. While they enjoy being penetrated as much as any other high-libido pokegirl, they do have a penis and they don't like it if their Tamer pretends it doesn't exist. While they don't expect to get a blowjob every session, every Tamer with a Dildo Queen in his Harem will have to face the fact that sooner or later she'll seduce him into allowing her to penetrate him in some way. Female Tamers, on the other hand, usually don't experience much problems with Dildo Queens. Provided they don't forget the condoms.

Finally, since all Dildo Queens were at one point in their lives Dildorinas they have a great knowledge of sex toys and derive a lot of enjoyment from them. Although it's no longer the primary focus of their sexual enjoyment, a Dildo Queen is never short on toys. The sight of a Dildo Queen using the help of a strap-on to penetrate a Harem-sister vaginally and anally at the same time is a very common one in most Harems with a Dildo Queen.

Feral Dildo Queens are rare and their behaviour is mostly unobserved. From what researchers can tell, feral Dildo Queens tend to form a kind 'feral harem'. Such 'harems' can consist of all kinds of feral pokegirls found in the area. While they usually don't bother with anyone not part of the 'harem', Tamers entering what they consider to be their territory will be attacked. While the ferals only intend to drive the intruder away, there have been cases of Tamers trying to stand up against the entire 'harem' and being killed in the process. Not surprisingly, many of the pokegirls in a feral Dildo Queen 'harem' are almost always pregnant. Leagues with strong anti-pokegirl sentiments point to this fact and claim that Dildo Queens are responsible for the large feral population and argue that, in order to keep feral numbers under control, a bounty should be placed on Dildo Queens. Most researchers, however, scoff at these claims saying that feral Dildo Queens are much too rare to have any significant impact on feral population numbers.

There are no known cases of girls Thresholding directly into Dildo Queens. However, Threshold Dildorans and Dildorinas becoming a Dildo Queen usually have no problems with the transition, although they do tend to jerk off a lot for the first few days after the evolution.

SQUIRTITTY, the Titillating Turtle Pokegirl
Type: Near Human
Element: Water
Frequency: Common
Diet: vegetarian, seafood
Role: water bearer
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Fire, Rock, Water
Weak Vs: Electric, Ice, Plant
Attacks: Water Gun, Glare, Leer, Scratch, Withdraw
Enhancements: Increased Lung Capacity, Armored Shell
Evolves: Whoretortle (normal), Blastits (evolved Whoretortle; normal)
Evolves From: None
Squirtitties are the de facto Water-type pokegirl, being among the most common of their element. They aren't much to look at until they undergo their evolutions however. A Squirtitty has blue skin, darker blue hair, and a large red shell covering most of her back. The underside of the shell wraps around her stomach, ending just under her breasts and just above her waist. It remains solidly on her back, despite the underside only covering that part of her torso. The underside of the shell is a pale, off-white color. Squirtitties are usually a little pudgy, and tend to have small breasts, with a B-cup being the largest known for them. They never have any hair between their legs.

Squirtitties are only slightly more proficient at swimming than your average human, but are able to hold their breath for nearly half an hour before needing air. They aren't meant to be deep-water divers though, since their shell acts as a mild flotation device for them, its composition being mildly buoyant as a natural precaution against drowning.

Squirtitties are about as able on the land as they are in the water.
A Squirtitty's trademark attack is her Water Gun attack, which lets her spit water from her mouth. Like other water pokegirls, she stores this water throughout her body in small 'sacs' that help to keep her hydrated over longer periods of time. Unlike other water-pokegirls, two of her largest water sacs are located in her breasts. This has the odd effect of letting her squeeze her own breasts and letting water squirt out of them, letting the Squirtitty use her Water Gun attack from them as well. Many Tamers enjoy using their Squirtitty's breasts in lieu of public water fountains to drink, since the process that lets a Squirtitty store water within her body also purifies the water, making it exceptionally clean. The one drawback to them continuously using their breasts (or as they prefer to call them, their jugs) this way is that as they lose water, they decrease in size. Concentrated use of their Water Gun from their chest will, after a few minutes, cause them to be flat as a board up top. This is quite embarrassing for a Squirtitty, since it not only makes her look less sexy, it also is a sign that she failed at doing her task well, since she ran out of water doing it. As such, Squirtitties love processes that enhance their bust size, such as being hit with Bloom powder, since it makes them look better and lets them hold more water.

Like other Water-types, they need to be submerged in water every few days to keep them in top condition. A Squirtitty's shell is used in battle only as a defensive move. When she uses Withdraw, she'll curl into the fetal position, and face her back towards her foe, trusting her shell to protect her. She is unable to pull any part of herself back into her shell.

Many Tamers enjoy having their Squirtitty go down on them before or during Taming, since, as Water-types, they can hold their breath for a long time. When Taming, Squirtitties are quick to get wet (although this isn't water), and like being on their back, since the feeling of being on their shells makes them feel slightly helpless. This isn't true, since a Squirtitty has no problem righting herself from this position, but it makes it much more enjoyable for her, lending a submissive element to it that drives her wild.

Feral Squirtitties are relatively easy to capture out of the water. They tend to use their Water Gun attack a little too freely, and once they're done with that, capturing them isn't hard at all. Threshold girls who become Water-type pokegirls tend to become Squirtitties more often than other Water-types.

TITMOUSE, the Clean Pokegirl
Type: Animorphic - Mouse
Element: Normal
Frequency: Common
Diet: herbivore, mainly nuts and fruit
Role: frequently domesticated pokegirl
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting, cat pokegirls, snake pokegirls, bird pokegirls
Libido: Average
Attacks: Scratch, Kick, Tackle
Enhancements: digestive system is very efficient, good night vision, extremely high auditory range and heightened sense of touch. Titmice have low pain thresholds and are quite fastidious.
Evolves: Mousefly (mechanism uncertain), Mousewife (normal), Milkmouse (Milktit milk), Pool Mouse (Water Stone), Ninjanezumi (mechanism unknown; Dark Stone suspected), Vesta (Fire Stone), Tigermouse (Cat E-Medal)
Evolves From: None
Titmice are mouse pokegirls, covered with short but thick fur, having a slight muzzle, expressive slightly long ears, and a long thin tail. Both the tail and ears are quite sensitive. Where you find one Titmouse there are usually more. They rarely stand over four feet in height, are of average flexibility, and are not very strong. They also tend to be "ditzy" - giving one complicated duties or instructions is a waste of time and effort - they simply lack the ability to focus and remember such things.

They are, however, naturally clean and enjoy cleaning things and maintaining areas. Titmice also make decent cooks, staying away from complicated dishes and favoring vegetarian dishes naturally. Titmice are often found in college campuses, cleaning and cooking for their masters while they are students.
Titmice are often pets that are considered members of the family by certain groups, much like Kittens, Hounds, Pidgies, Evas, and Bunnies.

They do not make good combatants, having a special disadvantage against cat pokegirls as well as easily startled/intimidated. Titmice are often employed as librarian's aides, as they are very quiet and can be trained to do basic filing.

TITTO, the Copycat Pokegirl
Type: Near Human Metamorph
Element: Magic
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: liquid. Due to digestive problems, Tittos have trouble eating solid food
Role: a very adaptable pokegirl, unfortunately not many are known to exist.
Libido: Average (with seasonal peaks)
Strong Vs: None
Weak Vs: Rock, Psychic
Attacks: Transform
Enhancements: shapeshifting
Evolves: Glass (normal), Brass (Fire Stone), Marble (Diamond Stone)
Evolves From: Marble (de-evolved with Water Stone), Psivamp (mechanism unknown), Firemaiden (special evolution stone)
Titto is a rare pokegirl with a single powerful ability. She can transform into a number of other forms, duplicating the abilities of other pokegirls. It is more common for the Titto to partially transform, changing her legs to a Mermaid's tail for swimming, or manifesting an Angel's wings for flight, or changing a hand into a Warcat's claw.

Titto full body transformations can only manage a range of 75% to 125% of her usual mass. The smaller the mass changed, the greater the control the Titto has over the end result. Titto are also vulnerable to sonic attacks. The most peculiar problem of Tittos is that when in their season, their drive to mate with a male that they have a psychic bond with is irresistible and frantic. If there is no such male, the Titto must be forcibly restrained or she will bond with any suitable male.

ZEROMER, the Armored Pokegirl
Type: Humanoid
Element: Steel
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: human style foods and metal
Role: rarely found. Usually sought by Tamers for combat purposes
Libido: Low
Strong Vs: Bug, Dark, Dragon, Flying, Ghost, Ice, Normal, Plant, Poison, Psychic, Rock, Steel
Weak Vs: Electric, Fighting, Fire, Ground
Attacks: Rocket Punch, Iron Punch, Metal Claw, Iron Defense, Harden, Nano-Regenerate, Cross Shield, Metal Sound, Repulsor Beam, Uni Blast, Meteor Mash
Enhancements: High density (x5), Armored skin, Enhanced digestive system, Light feral, Adaptive bodies, Flight via jets mounted in either back or boots, self-healing
Evolves: None
Evolves From: None
Zeromers are a mysterious Pokegirl that have appeared in recent years in surprisingly large amounts. They are robotic-seeming, silver-skinned creatures of very feminine appearance, most wearing a form of battle armor. The styles of this armor are far too varied to describe in this single entry, and seem to vary according to the Zeromer's personal taste. Out of their armor they are human in appearance and anatomy, save for their silver flesh, robotic joints, and eyes which look like electronic LED displays.

Zeromers generally appear as observers, scanning the land for reasons seemingly unknown. They rarely stay and fight if confronted, preferring to simply fly away and move to a new location. Occasionally, they will sneak into a human controlled area to seek food and metals to consume, and occasionally to seek Taming. This baffled most researchers at first, who wondered how these robotic girls could be tamed at all, until Zeromers started being caught. They found that they were both mechanical and biological, their skin feeling like smooth metal, but capable of flexing like normal flesh, allowing for Taming. Their hair was also of normal texture and appearance, although their cunts were hairless. Further studies indicated that Zeromers are infested with nanotechs, which allow them to heal all but the most severe of injuries, as well as healing losses of limbs in battle. This is theorized to be the reason for their robotic appearance and nature.

Scientists still aren't sure what to make of Zeromers. They are Tamable, having low libidos and light feral states similar to Iron Maidens, capable of parthogenesis, and they are capturable in Pokeballs, although instances of this are rare due to their tendancy to run away rather than fight. However due to the fact that they are so robotic in appearance, and the fact that they seem to be mentally linked to their armor, capable of using it to link up to computers via mental commands and download information into their brains, scientists are hesitant to classify them as Pokegirls, the breed almost seeming to be an entirely different phylum. Still, they are classified as Pokegirls, mainly because most that's the breed they seem most likely a part of.
Some researchers, like Hajime Sorayama of the Edo League, have dedicated themselves to learning more about these mysterious Pokegirls, and has made some interesting discoveries.

Zeromers are relatively emotionless, logical beings, although the more time they spend interacting with humans and Pokegirls, the more of a sense of humor they gain, as well as a basic set of emotions. Those questioned say that the reason they spend a lot of time observing before capture is because they are programmed to learn. They do not know the name of their creator, simply referring to him as 'That Man,' they simply know that after he developed them, he told them to go forth, grow, and learn. Nothing specific was specified in their learning, so they learn EVERYTHING, some Zeromer's having recorded intelligence levels near to those of an Alaka-Wham or a Supe-Bra Genius.

In battle, Zeromers are straight-forward fighters, attacking head on with tackles powered by their flight equipment, either jets in their boots or in a pack on their back, as well as powerful punches and energy blasts. They have several Steel-type attacks that are exclusive only to them. The first is Rocket Punch. Their forearm, unarmored or otherwise sprouts mini-jets and shoots out towards the opponent, attached to an extendable piston with a great deal of range. Once the attack hits, the jets reverse direction, the piston retracting back into the Pokegirls arm.

Another attack that Zeromers can do unarmored or armored, is the Repulsor Beam. The Pokegirl holds her hand out palm up, and a small well of energy opens up, shooting a powerful beam of force that can knock back all but the largest and most durable Pokegirls several feet.

The final species-specific attack that Zeromers have is the Uni Blast. They can only do this attack when armored, and only if their armor has the appropriate adaptor on its chest. A Zeromer focuses her Repulsor Beam's energy through this adaptor, creating a strong burst of energy from her chest. This move is very useful in escaping submission holds such as a bear hug.

Some Zeromers, almost always bearing mind-control devices, have been sighted working in Team Rocket-style groups. In these cases, the Zeromers (or their Tamers, none have been caught alive to verify this) appear to have adapted pre-Sukebe weapons and some made during the war into shoulder cannons and arm weapons for their armor, weapons including chain guns, missile launchers, and on rare occasions, plasma weapons. If the Zeromer under the control of these Team Rocket-style groups is in danger of being caught, the one guiding her actions will activate a device on the mind-control gear that overloads it and leaves the Pokegirl braindead. Laws were soon put into place forbidding Tamers that have Zeromers from modifying these weapons into their Pokegirl's armor.

Professor Sorayama (a professional artist as well as Pokegirl researcher), after a Team Trauma attack on his lab, discovered something else about a Zeromer. If a Zeromer is injured severely enough that they are about to die, they seek out a Pokegirl to bond with. They transfer the majority of their nanotechs into that Pokegirl, allowing them to manifest battle armor and gaining the data the Zeromer had learned, the resultant creation being termed a Battle Pokegirl. (More information on this phenomenon can be found in the Battle entry in the Attribute Pokegirl section of the Pokedex.)

No cases of Thresholding into a Zeromer have been reported. Nor has anyone reported siring a child on a Zeromer either, so scientists aren't sure if it's just not possible or just hasn't happened yet.


Next, Tamer listings:
Arden (Tamer, level 3)
Titto, level 8
Sakuya (Tamer, level 7)
Dildo Queen, level 13 (Maya)
Gin (Tamer, level 14)
Zeromer, level 28 (T-elos)
Titmouse, level 2 (Shana)
Professor Maypole (Researcher, level 48)
Squirtitty, level 10

And in case you are wondering where a name came from, here's a quick list.
Arden- I just like the name, and wanted to use it in a story.
Sakuya- From the Touhou series of games.
Maya- The anime Tenjou Tenge.
Gin- From the H-game Jewel Knights Crusaders.
T-elos- From the video game series Xenosaga.
Professor Maypole- Nothing in particular, wanted a vaguely 'woodsy' name, so it's like Maple.
Tohta Tawaraya- A character from .hack//Roots.

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