Let it Will Be

Let it Will Be
Flora Winters
I do not own Gravitation. It is so wonderful.
Summary: Shuichi is kicked out of Yuki’s apartment yet again and Ryuichi is there for him with Kumagoro in tow. MM, Language.

Chapter Six

Ryuichi’s cell phone was ringing from on top of the table. It was making the cutest little chirping noises you ever did here, too.

He was all warm and snug as a bug in a rug. There would be no answering the silly phone for him. Whoever was calling could leave him an adorable voicemail. He would get back to whoever it was, eventually.

He snuggled even closer to the warmth and happily sighed. It was simply too early in the morning to open his eyes. All he wanted to do was sleep and dream about presenting Shuichi will all his sparkly love.

A soft knock came at the door and he moaned. He wanted the real world to stay the hell away for right now. Couldn’t IT see that he wanted to stay in the cuddly warmth of his lovely dream?

The knock came again and he actually forced himself to open his pretty blue eyes. They widened the instant he discovered what the cuddly warmth was.

He was spooning with Shuichi. It was as if he was going to die right then and there.

“Hmm, Yuki,” Shuichi whispered in his sleep, cuddling back, bumping Ryuichi’s early morning hardness.

The older singer squeaked and very carefully began to scoot away so that he did not freak the hell out of his friend should he suddenly decide to wake up, too. He was so going to have to push their futons further apart.

The knock came at the door once more. It was still just as polite as ever.

He crawled to his feet and went to answer it just as his phone began to chirp again. He rolled his eyes as he adjusted himself down below. There was no way he was going to talk to Touma on an empty stomach. He was hungry and this had to be breakfast.

“Good morning, Master Sakuma,” a young man smiled at him with a very kind face. “My name is Tomio and I’m here to serve you your breakfast.”

Ryuichi grinned and Tomio was thankful that he had come prepared. He immediately put on his sunglasses.

Ryuichi’s smile could light up an entire city shrouded in darkness. It was just that awesome.

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Touma’s nostrils flared and he slammed the phone down with all his might. He instantly tried to calm his breathing and find his happy corner.

K was laughing uncontrollably. He was hanging upside down by his ankles, being tickled with albino peacock feathers. He was swinging this way and that, trying his best to escape his tormentors.

Suguru moaned as he held Hiro’s long red hair out of his face. The poor redhead was dry heaving. He had drunk way too much.

“Where are they?” Touma asked, consulting his mirror. “Show them to me now!”

“I’m surrounded by fools,” Noriko muttered to herself, looking her fabulous nails over.

Touma walked over to a giggling, cursing, K, and asked him once more about what he knew. He had better tell the truth or the tickling would only intensify.

“I told you!” K cried, tears streaming from his eyes because he was laughing so hard. “I don’t know a thing and Gods this is turning me on!”

Suguru and Hiro spun around, instantly wishing they had taken it slower. The two of them were as green as frogs and their heads were pounding. There was no way they could take advantage of the blonde in their current condition. They felt so un-sexy. It was so sad.

“Ah,” Touma grinned, smile twisted with insanity. “Is it now?”

Noriko was drumming her fingers across the surface of the table. “Did any of you idiots think of going to Ryuichi’s place to see if he left a clue behind?”

Everyone turned to look at her.

“Hush with your smartness and your logic!” Touma commanded from upon high (he was now standing on top of his desk). “I’m not done punishing this lowly slave for shooting his master!”

Noriko rolled her eyes. “Fools…”

K continued howling with crazed laughter, wishing his bulge would go away. This was most embarrassing. Only his crazy wife knew that tickling was a major turn on for him.

“When I get down from here,” K roared, eyes burning like twin suns. “I’m going to ram my bazooka up your fat ass and fire away!”

Touma shrieked at such horrendous blasphemy and grabbed his fine ass. “MY ASS IS PERFECT, YOU SEVEN FOOT BARBARIAN!”

“Perfectly fat,” K giggled, swinging around, trying to get free.

Touma jumped down off his desk, running to his mirror. It never lied to him. His ass was not fat.

Suguru and Hiro both began to back away into a corner. They did not like where this was heading at all. This situation was making hell look like a mighty fine place to be right about now.

Touma spun away from his mirror. The look that was on his face would have scorched Medusa to dust.

Mr. Sakano opened his eyes only to squeak in holy terror.

Shoppers out on the street below jumped and screamed when an explosion rocked them. They all looked up in sheer horror to see that the top of N-G was smoking like an angry volcano, raining down with the fiery ouch and hurt.

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Ryuichi looked up from his pretty pink rice bowl, sensing a disturbance in the Force. His Kuma senses were all a tingle. He could not help but to smile.

“What is it?” Shuichi asked, setting his empty bowl down, completely oblivious to the storm that was trying to track them down.

Ryuichi shook his head, telling him that it was just one of his many random, shiny thoughts. He told him how it was all sparkly and put more rice in his bowl.

Shuichi grinned and helped himself to some more miso. It was so yummy. It was all yummy in his tummy.

Ryuichi picked up Kumogoro and had him dance on the tabletop. “There will be a festival later that we can go to if Shuichi feels up to it.”

Shuichi beamed. That sounded like a lot of fun. “What kind of festival, Kuma?”

“It is to honor the ancient spirits of the forest,” that spooky voice said from the open door.

Shuichi turned as white as a sheet of paper and Tatsuo bowed his lovely head, dodging the flying bowl of miso. “I’m so sorry, Master Shindou. I did not mean to frighten you so.”

Ryuichi shook a finger at the haunting dragonfly-lady-man. It was not polite to sneak up on people like that…unless you were Kumagoro. All rules and social graces were thrown through the window when Ryuichi’s crazy got involved with anything.

“The whole forest is lit with beautiful lanterns and gifts are left at the base of trees,” Tatsuo told the two of them. “The many hot springs that are found within the forest are used as well during this time.”

Shuichi nodded. This was sounding more and more fun.

“There will be all kinds of food, entertainment, and vendors,” the beautiful man said. “The weather will be nice as well.”

Shuichi looked at Ryuichi who was playing with Kumagoro’s fuzzy pink ears. “Did you know about this festival before we got here?”

Ryuichi looked up from his dancing bear in disguise and grinned. He was such a deviant.

“Oh,” Tatsuo said, giving the pink haired man a heavenly smile. “Would the two of you like to sing?”

Shuichi blinked. He felt so honored.

“Shuichi has the cough and sniffles,” Ryuichi had Kuma say. “We’re not sure if he would be up to it, but it is his choice.”

Shuichi nodded, beaming at their kindness. “But, Ryuichi can sing.”

Kumagoro shook his head furiously. “Ryuichi will not sing without Shuichi!”

Tatsuo instantly looked a little flushed. What was this? He had thought the two were together. Were they not? He secretly grinned. Oh, this could be fun.

Shuichi reached out and took Kumagoro from him. “I want to hear Ryuichi sing, Kuma.”

He had Kumagoro to nod his head at Ryuichi and the older singer instantly fell in love all over again. The brunette was mentally dancing in the midst of sparkling pink and red hearts.

He gave Tatsuo a goofy grin. “I’ll do whatever Shuichi wants.”

Tatsuo smiled, plans forming in his mind to get the two together. “Splendid! I’m sure the spirits will be pleased.”

Shuichi shivered on the inside. He did not want there to be no ghosts up in here.

Tatsuo bowed and left the room as quickly as he had come. He suddenly rolled his lovely lime green eyes. He had forgotten to remove their dirty dishes.

He clapped his hands and Hiromi was instantly at his side. It was so nice to have such good help.

“This is going to be fun,” Shuichi said, getting to his feet. “I’m going to go take a soak.”

Ryuichi got to his feet as well. He was going to need to control himself. “Now, where did I put the cock shocker?”

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Touma made his way into Ryuichi’s home by using the shiny pink key that was in the plant outside the door. There was a little sign that read, Key is Here!

Noriko followed him inside and looked around. The place was actually clean. She almost died of shock.

“Was that really necessary?” She asked, filing away on her nails. She would never be able to get the scorch marks out of her clothes.

Touma turned and looked at her. He was still pissed.

“I did not mean to push the red button,” he told her. He was so mad at K. “He should not have thrown those grenades at me.”

Noriko rolled her eyes, jabbing at him with her nail file. “I’m talking about the flamethrower!”

Touma timidly scratched his cheek and giggled. “That was actually a lot of fun.”

FLASHBACK

“BURN BABY BURN!” Touma shrieked, howling with insane laughter as he chased after the half naked blonde American. “I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!”

“And that lesson would be?” K yelled back, throwing a trashcan of grenades at the blonde pursuing him.

“That it’s not nice to shoot your boss!” Touma cackled, sending great plumes of fire at him once more, incinerating the trashcan, causing another huge explosion. “AND THAT IT’S NOT NICE TO THROW SHIT, TOO!”

“HOLY SHIT BALLS OF FLAME!” A random prick screamed at the top of his lungs. “THAT CRAZY FUCK HAS A GODDAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER!”

K took aim and fired.

END CRAZY ASS FLASHBACK

“I’ve been meaning to redesign N-G for quite some time now,” Touma told her with a big grin. “I want some more modern features and maybe throw in some Feng Shui, too.”

Noriko walked over to the bar and picked up a travel brochure. She could not help but to smile. Ryuichi was so silly. Did he not think they would find him? He was such a silly goose.

“What did you find?” Touma asked, taking the brochure from her. “The Moonbow Resort?”

Noriko nodded, thumbing her nose. “I’ve never even heard of it.”

He shook his head. “I’ve never heard of it either.”

The two of them quickly left the place.

“You’re such an ass!” K yelled, struggling on the hood of the limo. “Let me down from here now!”

Touma smiled all prettily at him. “But you make one hot hood ornament, K.”

“I’LL EAT THE SOUL OF YOUR FIRST BORN!” K bellowed, struggling with the ropes that were biting into his pretty flesh.

Mr. Sakano was in the floorboard. He had fainted through the whole ordeal.

Hiro and Suguru were cuddling each other in terror. They had thought they were going to die. They were so happy and fearful to be alive. It had so been WAR OF THE BLONDES.

“Do you promise to behave yourself?” Touma asked, pulling out a very wicked looking blade.

K nodded his head, heart full of evil intent.

“Good slave,” Touma smiled, cutting him loose, only to be pounced, and promptly throttled.

Noriko put an annoyed hand on her hip. “You idiots!”

The two blondes rolled around in the street, causing cars to run off the road, and more explosions followed. People were screaming in terror and Godzilla decided to attack on a more convenient date.

TBC…

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Thank you all so much for your wonderful reviews. I simply LURVE them! HUGS!

I just watched Gravitation, Lyrics of Love! I is so in LURVE with it!

Oh, yeah, MY KUMAGORO CAME IN!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Flora.