Doing it Like Ranma and Akane

Ranma and Akane opened the door to the dojo and without asking, headed into the supply room and sat down heavily on a mat in stunned silence. “What the hell was that?” Akane asked thinking how Mr. Saotome and Aunt Nodoka were doing that......over the image of Ranma.

“I don’t know but do you think it. Do you think Dr. Tofu would agree to remove my eyes and ears?” Ranma said in a dazed tone of voice, and then he thought about Kasumi and Dr. Tofu and added “on second thought, never mind. I think I need to find a new doctor” he said with a shudder.

Akane started thinking along the same lines and vowed it was time to get new friends........ ones that weren’t horn dogs. “I agree” she said.

The door to the dojo slid open. “Who would come here this time of day?” Akane whispered and glanced at Ranma. Her mouth fell open when her father came in wearing a yellow gi that matched her own with a red belt and a very familiar wig. Beside him was the adult Miss Hinako wearing Ranma’s red and black Chinese outfit...........and a red wig with a pigtail. Ranma and Akane were momentarily stunned that the juvenile delinquent obsessed teacher was possibly skipping school, then her outfit registered and they had a bad feeling about it, as in a need to get far, far away from their bad feeling.

‘Akane’ took her stance and tried to sweep the feet out from under, ‘Ranma’ who cracked a book and jumped over her leg. ‘Akane’ emitted a growl of frustration and attempted to punch, ‘Ranma’ which was a blow that ‘she’ easily dodged without glancing up from her book. This kept up for a while until ‘Akane’ yelled “why won’t you fight me baka!”

Miss Hinako in the role of Ranma put down her book and calmly said “I don’t fight girls Akane, you know that”

“But you are a girl right now!” Soun cried and pouted with his fake breasts heaving in anger.

“Just because you’re a violent tomboy doesn’t make you a boy” Miss Hinako said with a smirk on her face as she stuck her tongue out at him. “Besides Akane, I thought you preferred me as a girl” she said and stroked the fake breasts attached to Soun’s chest.

Soun gasped and blushed “Ranma what are you doing?” he gasped.

Akane clapped her hand over hear mouth to muffle her protest at the sick scene unfolding before her. Ranma pulled her against him with his own face glowing.

“Giving you what you want, I know that you don’t like perverted boys, you prefer smooth skinned girls” Miss Hinako said and pulled the blushing Soun in for a kiss. With his powerful frame and mustache, this Akane was the most bizarre looking one yet.

“Ng, I’m not a pervert” Soun wailed.

“Yes you are. You like girls like me with huge breasts, tiny waists, a full, proud ass and long legs” Miss Hinako said taking his hands and running them all over her own lush curves. Akane felt ill to see the bulge forming in the front of his gi.

“Oh it simply isn’t true” Soun said with a blush.

“Come on, I know that Shampoo has it right when she calls you pervert girl” Miss Hinako said with a smirk that would have done Nabiki proud. “Tell me you don’t want to taste these?” she said and opened the frogs on her red shirt to show that she wasn’t even wearing Ranma’s customary undershirt. At her huge gravity defying breasts Ranma’s cock got hard, this accidently poked Akane and she glared at him.

“Ranma how could you be so sick?” Soun cried, but didn’t resist when she drew his head forward to suckle on her strawberry tipped nipples. She repressed a sight giggle as his mustache tickled her tender flesh so she didn’t break role. It was worth getting a substitute teacher for her class to role play like this with her lover; that he pretended to be his own daughter didn’t bother her.

Soun sucked on her nipples with gentle strokes and licks, and then leaned back and blow cool air onto the stiffened peaks, drawing a gasp from Miss Hinako. “I-I think that I liked doing that” he stammered.

“Are you wet Akane?” Miss Hinako asked, pretending that she was touching a pussy when in fact she was stroking a huge schlong.

Soun whimpered and drew himself away from her hand “please don’t touch me there” he whimpered.

“I think that you want me to touch you, you want me to strip you naked and eat your sweet pussy” Miss Hinako said with leer, advancing on the fake Akane, who pretended to flinch at her language.

“No I’m not that sort of girl” Soun whined, “that’s so dirty” he said backing away when Miss Hinako undid his belt and his gi parted to show one of Akane’s bra’s, Akane’s eyes got wide at this. Ranma almost snickered despite the circumstances when a gym sock fell out of one. Miss Hinako pretended not to notice as she advanced towards Soun and pushed her top off. Soun pretended to cover up his half exposed top when Miss Hinako licked his neck.

“You taste so sweet, I bet you taste even better elsewhere Akane” she purred and started stroking the lump in his gi. “I think that we need to take these off of you” she said and tore his pants from him, he gasped. The real Akane almost puked to see her father half wedged into a pair of her panties as Dr. Tofu had been. “See how much you want me Akane? Your panties are soaked” Miss Hinako said as she touched the pre-cum soaked panties while Soun moaned

“Oh Ranma, please taste me. You’re right, I’m a pervert girl” Soun cried Akane got angry at this. Ranma looked at her in sympathy...and then looked for a strapon as Miss Hinako took her clothes off. He actually found himself disappointed when there wasn’t one for some strange reason. His eyes narrowed to discover that yet another person had on a pair of his boxer shorts.

“Of course Akane, would you taste me at the same time?” she Miss Hinako asked.

“Of course Ranma, I would love to taste your sweet pussy” Soun said and shoved his lover down onto a waiting futon that they had brought with them. Ranma and Akane winched when they learned what 69 meant. Miss Hinako deep throated Soun to the balls while Soun’s tongue explored every inch of her aroused pussy, while he swallowed her free flow of wild honey, until she explored into his mouth.

He managed to hold back his own orgasm and drew himself from her talented mouth reluctantly. “Please Ranma, let me make you cum again” he practically begged. She nodded and he placing her on her side and lifted her leg as he drove his length into her hot snatch. He gasped, she felt like hot steel wrapped around velvet as she clamped down on him. It was only two strokes before the normally sexually frustrated teacher came with gale force and a long wail. Akane and Ranma again tried to clamp their hands over their ears as they met the most vocal pair yet. Akane was rather disgusted to find out that the person who conceived her sounded like a woman when he made love. Now she understood why his voice was so high pitched when he wept.

“Oh Ranma, I’m such a wicked, bad pervert” he panted.

“Oh Akane, I like you this way, you’re such a cute tomboy” Miss Hinako cried when he hit her sweet spot repeatedly until she felt herself spiral out of control and was swept away.

“Ranma, I’m commmmmmming” Soun cried and bedewed Miss Hinako’s clutching walls, both lovers sighed contentedly while the sweat dried on them.

“I don’t know what I’d do without our time spent together” Miss Hinako said pulling off her wig and his own, she lovingly feathered fingers through Soun’s long hair.

“Tell me about it, I vote that you and I get the house next time and Genma and Nodoka have to use the dojo” he complained.

“We will” she assured him. “Then we can do this in Akane’s bed” she told her amorous lover. Akane couldn’t repress a small choking sound at this idea.

“What was that?” Miss Hinako asked.

Ranma slapped a hand over her mouth and his eyes pleaded with her to be silent.

“Did you just make a pussy fart?” Soun teased. Akane almost choked again to hear her father using the word pussy.

“It wasn’t me” Miss Hinako giggled and forgot the sound as they got dressed and slipped unnoticed into the house. Akane and Ranma wasted no time and slipped silently up to the roof.

“This has been the worst day of my life” Ranma moaned.

“I never knew these things existed” and equally shellshock Akane agreed. “What are we going to do? We can’t simply ignore these sick games now that we know they’re going on”

“We could fight fire with fire” Ranma suggested shrewdly.

“How?” Akane asked. Her smile widened when he outlined his plan.

“There you are Ranma and Akane” Kasumi scolded as she leaned out the window to spot them on the roof. “You should come inside, dinners ready”

They were relieved to see that she was dressed normal, along with all the rest and Nodoka had gone home. Nabiki read her stocks, Soun his paper, Kasumi sat beside the rice cooker waiting to serve people and Genma was a panda chewing on bamboo. As for Ranma and Akane, their food smelled delicious and they were sure it tasted great, but their appetites were completely gone. “Is something wrong with my food?” Kasumi questioned.

“No just not very hungry” Akane stammered, she couldn’t look at anyone for fear of blushing.

“Same here” Ranma agreed.