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Poor Haruhi	By : ramblingrobin Category: +M to R > Ouran High Host Club Views: 14839 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Poor Haruhi

Robin note: Things that are underlined are said by the twins in unison.

Ch. 7 Hitachiin

Hikaru and Kaoru plunked themselves down across from Kyoya. Kyoya's newspaper flicked down for a moment as he looked at the twins. It flipped back up without a comment. The twins glanced at each other then back at Kyoya.

“So where's Haruhi?” They asked.

The paper closed and folded. “She's resting. She should do plenty of that today.” Kyoya tucked the newspaper in his laptop bag. “You do understand what you need to do today?”

The pair shrugged. “Yeah. Yeah. No problem.”

Kyoya frowned. “This isn't one of your games.” He leaned forward. “I will be very displeased if I hear you weren't taking this seriously.”

Kaoru shivered. “It's suddenly very cold in here.”

Hikaru nodded. “I think I can see my breath, look.” He puffed a few times.

Kyoya stood. “If you find this is more than you can handle, call me. I will find someone to replace you. And don't forget to make sure Haruhi gets her pills.”

“You sound just like Tamaki.” They sighed and leaned together.

Kyoya raised an eyebrow.

Hikaru winked. “Milord was much more demanding that we call him immediately if we even sort of felt like maybe we wanted to do something else today.”

Kaoru raised his first finger. “Then he started mumbling under his breath. Then he squealed and his eyes got all weird and sparkly.”

Hikaru raised a finger. “He looked like he was going to be like that for a while, so we left him and came here.”

Kyoya shook his head and tucked the straps for his overnight bag and laptop carrier over one shoulder. “Remember what I said. I suggest you call me if anything comes up.” He paused before he stepped out the door. “Anything.” The door clicked shut behind him.

Two auburn heads peeked around the door frame. Golden eyes focused on the young woman there.

“Still sleeping?” They collapsed in a heap on the floor.

Earlier, Haruhi had blinked sleepily and accepted her pill at the correct time. The twins had been quite proud of themselves for remembering. But after taking the medicine and having a bit to eat from a tray they had flamboyantly brought to her bedside, she had nodded off again.

“Bored.”

Hikaru rolled over and slumped against the door frame. “We've played all the games we brought for the portable. And all of the board games in Haruhi's cupboard are missing too many pieces.”

Kaoru scooted himself up to sit and spied Haruhi's backpack near the bathroom. “Hey, doesn't Haruhi sometimes have a deck of cards in her bag? Or was that someone else's deck?”

Hikaru shrugged and stood. “Don't know, let's check.”

After a few minutes of rummaging the twins had forgotten completely about the playing cards.

“Why does Haruhi have...” Hikaru blinked.

“A bunch of condoms in her bag?” Kaoru finished for him.

The twins grinned at each other. Things were suddenly a lot less boring around here. Their wicked smirks dropped from their faces as they heard Haruhi stirring in her room.

“Hikaru? Kaoru?” She called as she tried to reach her crutches.

The pair scrambled, shoving everything back into her pack as quickly as possible. The condoms went on top and it was hastily zipped closed.

The Hitachiins were sitting nonchalantly on the couch seemingly absorbed in a pocket video game when Haruhi hobbled in.

“Hey, guys. Sorry I slept so long.”

They hopped up from the couch and zipped over to her. “Haruhi!”

With a little too much hands-on assistance... did Hikaru just fondle her butt? Haruhi made it to the couch and settled in with her foot up on the coffee table. The twins slid in on either side of her and laid their heads on her shoulders.

“We thought you'd never wake up.” Kaoru said sadly.

“We were very lonely.” Hikaru added.

Haruhi smirked. “I'll bet.” She patted their hands, resting on her right and left knees. “I am sorry. You didn't get into any trouble while you were bored, did you?”

“Of course not!”

“We were practically saints.” Hikaru said solemnly.

Haruhi laughed. “Sure. So what do you want to do now? Watch a movie? Play a game? I think I have a deck of cards around here somewhere.”

“A game!” They said forcefully.

Haruhi was startled by their exuberance. “Uh, ok. What should we play?”

“You'll let us pick?” Kaoru asked.

“Yeah, sure. I mean you guys have been sitting around this place all day because of me. I know you would rather be doing something more fun. So, I don't mind if you pick.” Haruhi smiled.

The twins looked at each other over Haruhi's head and nodded. “Truth or dare!”

Haruhi blinked. “What?”

Kaoru cocked his head to the side. “You don't know how to play truth or dare?”

“Well, I've heard of it, but never actually played. You pick either truth and you have to answer something you are asked, or dare and do something you are told. Right?”

“That's one way you can play.” Hikaru said.

“But we prefer another way.” Kaoru said.

Haruhi rolled her eyes and muttered. “Great, they're rhyming now.”

The twins ignored her. “In our game each person gets a turn to give another person either a truth or a dare.”

“You don't get to pick whether you get a truth or dare.”

“But if it turns out to be something that you refuse to answer or do, you can pass.”

“If you pass on a dare you must answer two truths. If you pass on a truth you have to perform two dares.”

“So, you never are forced to do anything or answer anything that you think is too terrible.”

They leaned in close to Haruhi. “Sound fair?”

She nodded. “But I don't see how I can play if I can't get up and move around. I wouldn't be able to do any dares.”

The twins smiled wide. “No problem.”

“We promise not to give you any dares that require being on your foot.” Kaoru told her solemnly.

“So, you'll play?” Hikaru asked.

“Ok.” She smiled and shook her head. “I heard this game always turns perverted by the end.”

Golden eyes looked into hers. “Only if you are playing right.”

Haruhi laughed. “You guys crack me up. So who starts?”

Hikaru waved frantically. “Oo, I want to go first.”

Kaoru stuck his tongue out at his brother. “You always go first. Why don't we let Haruhi be first?”

Hikaru slumped into a pout. “I suppose.”

Kaoru turned to Haruhi. “Anything you've ever wanted to ask one of us? Or maybe you want Hikaru to rub your shoulders?”

Haruhi thought hard. She sat up straight and brought her fist into the palm of her opposite hand. “I've got one.” She looked uncertain. “Can I ask a question for both of you?”

The twins shrugged. “Sure.”

“Great. Remember when Renge was doing that silly movie?”

They nodded.

“Well you said something about Hikaru being the pitcher and Kaoru being the catcher. Then you said you didn't want to explain. The only thing I could think of was that you used to play baseball but you don't anymore for some reason.” Haruhi looked intently at them. “So, would you explain now?”

The twins grinned widely and turned to each other.

“Should we tell her?” Kaoru asked Hikaru.

“I don't want two dares, so we had better.” Hikaru responded.

“Do you want to explain, or should I?” Kaoru asked.

“Oh, please.” Hikaru turned his gaze to Haruhi. “Let me.” He thought for a moment. “But not here. I need a little more space.”

Kaoru nodded agreement. Haruhi let out a girlish squeak as the twins suddenly lifted her from the couch and quickly carried her to her bed. They gently set her down and kneeled on either side of her.

“Can you be on your hands and knees without hurting your foot?” Hikaru asked.

“Yeah.” Haruhi responded. “That's no problem. It's only standing up and putting weight on it that I have to avoid. Why?”

“He's going to answer your question.” Kaoru told her. “But it's easier to show than to explain.”

“Oh.” Haruhi said. “That seems reasonable.”

Hikaru touched Haruhi's shoulder to get her attention. “There is more than one meaning for 'pitcher' and 'catcher'. In a pair the pitcher is the more dominant of the two and the catcher is less dominant. But that is just one explanation.” Hikaru tugged Haruhi's hand to encourage her to roll onto her front. “If you get on your hands and knees, I can give you a more thorough explanation.”

Haruhi looked suspicious, but rolled onto her stomach and pushed up onto her hands and knees. “Like this?”

Kaoru slid down onto his own stomach in front of Haruhi and propped his chin on his hand. “Looks just right.”

“You get to be Kaoru. So, you are the catcher.” Hikaru moved behind Haruhi, carefully avoiding her wrapped foot. “And I'm the pitcher.”

Haruhi glanced over her shoulder as she felt Hikaru's long fingers wrap around her hips. A touch on her cheek brought her attention back to Kaoru. Her question of what on earth Hikaru was doing died in her throat as she felt his hands tighten and pull her back slightly. She felt more than just the zipper on his pants as he pressed himself against her backside. Haruhi sucked in a shocked breath and felt heat rise to her cheeks. The twins waited for her to pull away and yell at them. When she didn't, Kaoru smiled and leaned close to her.

“Now imagine if you were both completely naked. What would be happening right now?”

Haruhi's eyes widened.

Hikaru's grip loosened on her hips, she shifted forward slightly. He pulled back again and she felt his length pressed against her. Hikaru leaned over to whisper in her ear. “I would be pitching. You would be catching. Now do you understand?”

Haruhi swallowed and licked her lips before she could respond. “Yes.”

Hikaru released her and rolled away from her, flopping on his back next to her. His head pillowed on the back of Kaoru's thigh.

“Want to play some more?”

Haruhi was still on her hands and knees as she turned her head to look at the young men lounging on her bed. “Oh yeah. I definitely do.”

“Good.” Hikaru said. “Because it's my turn now.”
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