ZoSan drabbles
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Category:
+M to R › One Piece
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
83
Views:
6,803
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own One Piece. I make no profit from this fanfiction whatsoever, either.
Protection Is Pertinent
Protection Is Pertinent
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, heavily implied sex, attempted humour, mild voyeurism, ooc (possibly), yaoi.
Disclaimer: One Piece isn’t mine, yo.
Rating: PG-13
For 13drabbles set delta prompt ten.
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Both Zoro and Sanji were shocked when they woke up one morning to a small parcel lying next to them. For one thing, they were only dressed in a sheet on the galley floor, and secondly they’d barely slept at all. Who had managed to find them and get that close when they were asleep, anyway?? After a brief argument over being caught, Sanji had reached down and opened the bag, going red to the tips of his ears when he saw the items inside. Zoro had taken the parcel then and simply been amused. Lubricant and condoms, eh?
As Sanji started getting pissy at him over it, he just shook his head and tackled the cook to the floor. Like he was going to let the gift go to waste; these things looked pretty expensive, and it was rare for them to get something so good for doing it. With his total lack of money and Sanji’s cigarette addiction, they never had much money to begin with, so he took the things gratefully. For a little while, this meant he didn’t have to borrow money from Nami, and that was only ever a good thing. He was sick of the interest piling up so much without adding to it. Soon enough however, he had the cook crying out and really got down to business, not noticing the figure in the other room at all.
Watching just long enough to make sure they were using them, Chopper made his slow way back to the men’s quarters, smiling to himself. He was responsible for the crew’s health after all; both physically and sexually. He’d known about their relationship for a while (everyone had; they weren’t discreet) and it wouldn’t do for either of them to get sick like that, would it?
By The Chichi Slaughter House
Warnings: ZoroxSanji, heavily implied sex, attempted humour, mild voyeurism, ooc (possibly), yaoi.
Disclaimer: One Piece isn’t mine, yo.
Rating: PG-13
For 13drabbles set delta prompt ten.
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Both Zoro and Sanji were shocked when they woke up one morning to a small parcel lying next to them. For one thing, they were only dressed in a sheet on the galley floor, and secondly they’d barely slept at all. Who had managed to find them and get that close when they were asleep, anyway?? After a brief argument over being caught, Sanji had reached down and opened the bag, going red to the tips of his ears when he saw the items inside. Zoro had taken the parcel then and simply been amused. Lubricant and condoms, eh?
As Sanji started getting pissy at him over it, he just shook his head and tackled the cook to the floor. Like he was going to let the gift go to waste; these things looked pretty expensive, and it was rare for them to get something so good for doing it. With his total lack of money and Sanji’s cigarette addiction, they never had much money to begin with, so he took the things gratefully. For a little while, this meant he didn’t have to borrow money from Nami, and that was only ever a good thing. He was sick of the interest piling up so much without adding to it. Soon enough however, he had the cook crying out and really got down to business, not noticing the figure in the other room at all.
Watching just long enough to make sure they were using them, Chopper made his slow way back to the men’s quarters, smiling to himself. He was responsible for the crew’s health after all; both physically and sexually. He’d known about their relationship for a while (everyone had; they weren’t discreet) and it wouldn’t do for either of them to get sick like that, would it?