My Enemy is a vegetable
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+S to Z › Vampire Hunter D
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,552
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Vampire Hunter D, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
He's big gay Al!
After reading my MST’s of Jemstone5’s first story numerous times, I have yet to figure out what she mangled Alucard Fahrenheit Tepes into. I mean, I understand that she turned him into a total slut (why I’ll never know), call him a playboy if you want, but if you do all women who sleep around are playgirls and if you go by the term ‘rake’ you have just made in unisex.
I’d be surprised what he HASN’T slept with.
Moving on…
The way he talks, the way she describes his clothes, they just scream ‘gay.’ Now, I have nothing against gay, that would be beating myself up, but it confuses me how he acts and dresses and talks in a way that would make Dr. Frank N. Furter orgasm, and yet he hits on women.
It seems odd that he can talk and walk and look so flamingly campy, but can’t have the orientation because only bad guys do that, according to her.
And now, without further ado, another Monty Python songfic:
Big Gay Al: I’m Prince Alucard and I’m okay.
I’ll kill all night and I sleep all day
D: He’s Prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gl: Il: I cut up vamps, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
D: We really didn’t need that one
Big Gay Al: On Wednesday’s I go shoppin’
And have scones for tea
D: He cuts up vamps he eats his lunch
He goes to the—blech—lavatory
On Wednesday’s he goes shoppin’
And has buttered scones for tea
He’s prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gay Al: I slice up vamps, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
On women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
D: He slices up vamps. He skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers
On women’s clothing
…And hang around in bars?
He’s prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gay Al: I impale vamps. I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my Mama!
Big Gay Al/D: I/he impale/s vamps, I/he wear/s high heels?
Suspendies and a bra
Big Gay Al: I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my Mama!
D: How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my closet?
Big Gay Al: But I couldn’t find MY underwear
D: Who was your mother, anyway?
Big Gay Al: I’ve narrowed it down to three
D: …
Big Gay Al: I’m super!
I’d be surprised what he HASN’T slept with.
Moving on…
The way he talks, the way she describes his clothes, they just scream ‘gay.’ Now, I have nothing against gay, that would be beating myself up, but it confuses me how he acts and dresses and talks in a way that would make Dr. Frank N. Furter orgasm, and yet he hits on women.
It seems odd that he can talk and walk and look so flamingly campy, but can’t have the orientation because only bad guys do that, according to her.
And now, without further ado, another Monty Python songfic:
Big Gay Al: I’m Prince Alucard and I’m okay.
I’ll kill all night and I sleep all day
D: He’s Prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gl: Il: I cut up vamps, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
D: We really didn’t need that one
Big Gay Al: On Wednesday’s I go shoppin’
And have scones for tea
D: He cuts up vamps he eats his lunch
He goes to the—blech—lavatory
On Wednesday’s he goes shoppin’
And has buttered scones for tea
He’s prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gay Al: I slice up vamps, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
On women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
D: He slices up vamps. He skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers
On women’s clothing
…And hang around in bars?
He’s prince Alucard and he’s okay
He kills all night and sleeps all day
Big Gay Al: I impale vamps. I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my Mama!
Big Gay Al/D: I/he impale/s vamps, I/he wear/s high heels?
Suspendies and a bra
Big Gay Al: I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my Mama!
D: How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my closet?
Big Gay Al: But I couldn’t find MY underwear
D: Who was your mother, anyway?
Big Gay Al: I’ve narrowed it down to three
D: …
Big Gay Al: I’m super!