Doing it Like Ranma and Akane

This is the conclusion of my amusing little series, hope you enjoyed it.

It took me a while to write as I don't really like doing Ranma/Akane lemons. Weird huh? Guess that's just me.

Sid

Akane and Ranma actually had fun shopping for the supplies that they needed. They had avoided one store when the sign outside boasted that they carried the largest collection of red Chinese shirts with black pants and Furinkan high school uniforms for cosplaying. The mannequins in the window looked eerily like Ranma and Akane, right down to the wigs on their heads. A small, busty one stood next to the male in a matching baggy outfit with a red wig; this made Ranma blush. They'd sent invitations to bring their audience to their performance; a trip to the courthouse completed the last step of what they needed.

"What's going on here?" Kuno asked when he got to the dojo along with Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi, Ukyou, Ryoga, Dr. Tofu, Kodachi, Soun, Happosia, Cologne, Nabiki, Miss Hinako, Genma and Nodoka.

"I don't know Kuno-Baby, I found one of these shoved under my door" Nabiki said and showed him an invitation that matched his own. 'Drama and Intrigue in Nerima, come see the one and only stage production of The Perverts, this has been a Saotome-Tendo production'

"This is really unusual" Kasumi said studying her own invitation and wondered why the image on the front depicted a giant zucchini with two small cabbages posed at its base.

"Just think our boy and girl are putting on a play together, they will be married in no time Saotome" Soun said slapping his friend on the back and sniffling dramatically.

"It's a happy day" Genma agreed and took a hearty brace of his sake. He was as drunk as a lord and had gotten laid; it was a happy day indeed.

"Those two can be such jackasses" Ukyou whispered to Ryoga.

"Did you buy the redheaded wig at the sale?" he whispered under his breath.

"Just call me Ranko" she said back in the same tone.

"I will" he said with a leer.

The temporary red curtain that Ranma and Akane had erected was pulled aside and they both came out smiling "I'm glad you all could make it, we decided to try a little role-playing as you all seem to enjoy it, based on what we witnessed today" Akane said brightly.

"True Akane, isn't pretending to be someone else so much fun? Nothing like dressing up and playing games" Ranma said with a smirk, they were both amused that everyone in the audience froze and looked uncomfortable at this statement.

"I thought we'd return the favour and have a little fun doing our own role playing, you really inspired us" Akane said. "Call it a little improv with multiple costume changes"

"What the hell is this?" Ukyou demanded.

"Now now you can't rush the actors, the drama has to unfold on its own" Akane said, "now first we present Nabiki and Kuno" she announced and they both hurried off to change while everyone else muttered in confusion. Akane grinned and pretended to slap Ranma when he gave her toned derriere a saucy pinch as she was slipping into a tight top and brief shorts. Both sprang in front of the curtain, Kuno gasped in outrage that Ranma wore a blue kendo uniform and carried a bokken, he'd teased his bangs so that they looked fuller. "I am Tatewaki Kuno the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, age seventeen" Ranma thundered.

"And I am Nabiki Tendo, the local scam artist" Akane said imitating Nabiki's slinky way of walking. There were some titters, but not from Kuno or Nabiki. "Oh Kuno-Baby how would you to buy some photos. You know I can't get enough of your huge, hard...wallet" Akane said draping herself around Ranma.

"Sorry Nabiki Tendo, I am not interested in your wares anymore. I'm so lame that I can only get laid if I pretend to be Ranma. Will you be my Akane?" Ranma said clutching her to him.

"Oh course, but it'll cost you" she said with a giggle, Nabiki's face burned at the insult.

"Whatever you desire" Ranma declared and thrust the bokken between his legs so it was like a giant penis "see why I carry this around? My own equipment is so small" Ranma said with a pout. Kuno gasped at this.

"Oh Ranma" Akane said and straddled the wooden practice sword. She pretended to rub herself on it suggestively while Ranma thrust it back and forth.

"You will stop this immediately" Kuno cried while everyone else in the room laughed.

"Yes we will, on to our next act" Ranma said breaking role while Akane took a bow.

Everyone turned to look at the pair. "Nabiki are you really...with Kuno?" Soun wailed. "You defiled my little girl"

"We should leave" Kuno said hotly to Nabiki.

"I want to see where this is leading" Nabiki retorted, feeling that they had a trick in mind for the end. She had a devious mind after all.

"Wonder who they are imitating next?" Ryoga mused, until Ranma walked in dressed like him. While Akane came out dressed like Ukyou in her chef's uniform, wearing a long dark wig with a white bow in it.

"What are you jackasses up to?" Ukyou demanded.

"Sit down and enjoy the show" Ranma answered to reveal his horribly fake vampire teeth. "Hello my name is Ryoga Habiki and I'm lost" he said to Akane.

"So you're lost jackass? I bet you can't find your way into my pants?" Akane said with a little suggestive wiggle to her black clad hips.

"Why how dare you, I'm the strongest man in the world! I can easily take those pants from you" Ranma declared and beat his chest like a gorilla, making everyone laugh.

"Oh but I only put out for Ranma" Akane said.

"Call me Ranma then" Ranma said with a leer and tore Akane's pants off to show boxer shorts, the chef was livid at this. Akane slapped her hands dramatically to her face as he bent her over and humped her through her boxer shorts. Ryoga's alternatively got a hardon, a nosebleed and a permanently blushing face all at the same time. He was too shocked to move as Ranma made pig noises as he and Akane writhed in simulated sex. They stood up, "on to the next act" Ranma said brightly and they scurried off.

"You guys are playing the game too?" Kuno whispered to them, both Ukyou and Ryoga blushed and stammered back.

Akane and Ranma came back, Ranma had unbraided his dark hair so that it lay loose on his back and he wore a white robe, blue pants and fake coke bottle glasses. Akane wore a pink Chinese outfit with a purple wig with bells attached to the two buns she'd made in it.

"Hiya, Shampoo no like you Mousse" Akane said tapping her foot and glancing away from him with a frown.

Ranma dramatically flung himself on the floor and said in a quavering voice "but I love you Shampoo, I'll do anything"

"Anything?" Akane said.

"Yes" Ranma said with conviction in his voice.

"So you pretend to be Ranma for me, yes?" Akane said coyly.

"How could you want me to pretend to be that vile fiend?" Ranma thundered "okay" he added meekly, making people titter. Shampoo or Mousse were blushing and avoiding looking at each other. "Wait a minute; we're one cast member short. Perhaps we could get a volunteer from the audience?" Ranma said breaking role, no one dared offer. "I guess I will just have to pick someone, Kodachi, please join us"

Kodachi stood up nervously and walked to the stage on rubber legs "what do I have to do?" she asked nervously.

"You just have to read these lines after Akane says 'ride me you beast of lust Mousse'" Ranma explained. Kodachi blushed. "Now where were we?" Ranma said to Akane.

"Mousse agree pretend to be Ranma?" she said.

"Of course, anything for you Shampoo" Ranma said in a submissive tone of voice.

"Ride me you beast of lust Mousse" Akane declared.

"Wait a minute, I want a piece of that hot Amazonian stallion to" Kodachi whispered blushing painfully.

"No Mousse is Shampoo's Ranma, you find other horsie to ride" Akane said with a glare at Kodachi.

Ranma pushed up his glasses "I have enough Amazonian love juice for the both of you" he declared. Mousse looked like he wanted to sink into the ground at this statement.

"Oh yes, we share Ranma" Akane cried and ripped her top open to expose a purple bra "take Shampoo" she cried and collapsed on the floor.

"No take me first" Kodachi read and blushed when Ranma squeezed her boobs, this shocked her so much that she didn't resisted when he pushed her down beside Akane. They clutched the blushing girl and rolled around making fake moaning sounds. Kodachi departed blushing.

"Mousse, two girls, what sort of a pervert are you?" Ryoga cried getting hard at the idea.

"Kodachi, you're part of this perversity. How dare you! The blood of kings and queens flows in our veins, what if you became pregnant from...this?" Kuno cried. "No offense intended Mousse" he said to the blushing Chinese martial artist.

"None taken" he muttered back, he didn't know whether to be embarrassed or flattered that everyone knew of his prowess.

"She on the pill like me" Shampoo said in exasperation. "She safe, but not Mousse from her, she nymphomanic. Whatever kings were lusty ones"

"Why how dare you!" Kodachi snapped.

"Come on, we have several more acts to go until the final secret is revealed" Ranma said dramatically and he and Akane rushed to change.

Kasumi gasped when Akane came out in her clothes, while Ranma wore a black gi with the coke bottle glasses again.

"Oh doctor, I'm here for my examination" Akane purred.

"Of course Kasumi, I'll examine every inch of you" he said suggestively. "What seems to be the problem?"

"I've felt really hot lately" Akane said with a giggle and thrust out her chest.

"Yes and you do seem to have some swelling going on" Ranma said with a frown as he looked at her erect nipples.

"Can you cure me?" she said with wide eyes.

Ranma removed his gi, he wore a tutu and a bra and panties underneath "Just call me Dr. Feelgood, or Akane" he said.

Akane removed her dowdy dress so that she was dressed like Ranma "oh Akane what beautiful breasts you have" she purred, removed one of his gym socks and rubbed it on her face to the sound of titters.

"I want you to make love to me" Ranma said in a falsetto voice.

"Your stallion is ready" Akane said lying on the floor, with a squeal of delight Ranma scrambled on top of her and pretended to ride her, a gesture made all the more poignant by the bouncing tutu.

"Not Kasumi to? Tofu you wretch" Soun wailed while Genma patted his back. Dr. Tofu fainted while Kasumi looked down.

"Next act shall be a little older, but no less fun" Ranma said as he and Akane departed to change.

Everyone gaped when they came out. Akane wore a baggy green dress and a long grey wig with red headband. Ranma wore a purple gi and a bald wig with a white fringe at the sides. "I'm Cologne the matriarch of the Chinese Amazon and a horny old board" Akane said sweetly. Cologne's, Shampoo's and Mousse's jaws dropped the disrespect.

"And I'm Happosai, last name unknown, I'm the grand master of the martial arts school of anything goes and a well known lech" Ranma said.

"I like my men a little kinky Happi" she said.

"I like my women with long hair and big eyes, just like you" Ranma said. "I bet you have some pretty panties on under that robe"

"I'm not averse to you checking Ranma" Akane said.

"Oh you want to play that game? Sure Akane" Ranma said and pulled out a jar of honey while Akane stripped to apple green underwear and got on all fours. Ranma drizzled some on her back to lick off while pretending to hump her from behind.

"Ewwww great-grandmother, you with him!" Shampoo said in disgust while Cologne blushed.

"You think that you're the only one who gets to have fun around here? I ought to punish you for what you did with Mousse" Cologne fired back, which caused Mousse to jump in until they were all arguing in Mandarin and making no sense to the rest of the room.

"Master you truly are a pervert" Genma intoned.

"Hey were not done here!" Ranma yelled. "We have two more acts to go" he said and grinning at his father, who gulped. Akane and Ranma ran off to change.

Everyone started laughing when he returned as a panda and held up a sign, "why are you all laughing, haven't you seen a panda before?"

Akane returned in a kimono and red wig in an updo "hello my darling Genma, now that we have the house to ourselves would you like to play a game?"

Ranma turned the sign over "Beauty and the Panda?"

"No how about I pretend to be cousin Ranko and you our son?" she suggested.

Ranma held up another sign "I love it when you get kinky"

"Change into human form" Akane admonished.

Ranma undid his zipper and climbed out of the suit to show that he was dressed as his father underneath, complete with glasses and a pillow stuffed into his gi to make him look fat. Genma didn't look impressed and Nodoka even less.

"Spank me" Akane cried and joyfully writhed in Ranma lap while he pretended to.

"Genma you and Nodoka don't do that do you?" Soun questioned.

"None of your business" he snapped back.

"Ranma stop this at once!" his mother cried. (A/N taking a little poetic license and saying that she knows of his curse)

"It this better?" he asked as Akane pretended to ride him.

"Okay now for our final act. I hope everyone's enjoyed the show so far" Akane said sweetly, they just glared back at her.

This time Akane was dressed in a tight yellow dress with a long brown haired wig. Ranma wore a yellow gi and red belt, with his hair down and a black fake mustache.

"Hi I'm Miss Hinako, I get to be an adult only when I drain students behaving badly. I'm a hypocrite because I cut school to screw my student's father" Akane intoned.

"No it's not true!" Miss Hinako protested.

"Father?" Kasumi said.

"You're one to talk" Soun snapped back with a glowing red face.

"I'm Soun Tendo I own a dojo I never teach at in order to sit around drinking all day long" Ranma said.

"What I do teach!" Soun bristled.

"More like you do our teacher" Akane said facetiously, breaking role for a few seconds.

"Enough of this; come to me Akane" she ordered.

Ranma shoved a pair of balloons into the top of his gi; this was met with some titters. "Of course Ranma" he said in a high falsetto and skipped over to where she was. "Oh Ranma you're such a strong stud" he cried stroking Akane's muscular arms.

"It's time I teach you a lesson" Akane said with a smirk.

"Oh yes you're so strong and brave" Ranma said cupping his hands together and fluttering his eyelashes at her.

"Then come here" Akane said. "I'll give you what you need" Akane took a long balloon and held it in front of her groin while Ranma pretended to suck it. Both moaned loudly while Soun and Miss Hinako blushed. Then Ranma pushed Akane to her knees and pretended to take her while Akane writhed against his.

"We have now reached the conclusion of our play" Ranma announced helping Akane up. "I want each and everyone person here to know that you are all a bunch of perverts. How could any of you actually think that Akane and I would behave like this? It's think that is both sad and sick that you have to pretend to be someone else to get off" he admonished.

"You people are disgusting" Akane announced to the room in general.

"I won't marry any of you" Ranma said.

"But Ran-chan we're engaged" Ukyou protested.

"And you already married Shampoo" Shampoo cried.

"I'm the only girl for you" Kodachi cried.

"Actually you're wrong on all accounts. I'm married to Akane" Ranma said taking her hand.

"What? How" was flung at them.

"Our parents had already signed the consent form after the last failed marriage, we took that in and registered our marriage this morning" Ranma said smugly.

"That's wonderful, our children are finally married" Soun said.

"That schools are united" Genma cried.

"Think again, we're going on a long training trip honeymoon and when we get back, we shall decide what we want to do with the rest of our lives" Ranma said as people protested their marriage.

"No you can't do this to me" Ukyou cried.

"Don't worry Ryoga's still single" he said cruelly.

"But what about Shampoo" Shampoo protested.

"Perhaps Mousse, Kodachi and yourself can have a three way marriage?' Akane suggested, clearly enjoying herself.

"Don't worry. We're taking the costumes with us, you all have had so much fun pretending to be us that we thought we would return the favour" Ranma said giving Akane a devilish leer, which she returned.

They picked up their packs and departed, leaving everyone arguing about whose fault it was.

Ranma and Akane were stunned when they stepped out onto the street; there were tons of people dressed like the two of them. "Welcome to Ranma and Akane Day" a banner read. "Let's get out of here" Ranma declared

Later that night Ranma grinned at his nude wife while they sorted through the costumes. "I like the purple wig" she said.

"You want me to be Mousse then?" Ranma said loosing his braid to allow his own luxurious dark waves to hang down his back. Akane's eyes widened in appreciation, she liked it when Ranma wore his hair down. "Not quite what I had in mind" she said plopping the Shampoo's wig onto Ranma's head; it looked bewitching with his own Chinese clothes.

"How kinky a girl did I marry?" he protested.

"Oh come on, I kind of like girls and Shampoo's awfully cute. Don't you think that Mousse's pretty cute too?" Akane said pulling on a long, dark haired wig.

"No" Ranma stated, but eyed Akane with interest as she looked back at him just as lustfully.

"Just pretend that Mousse fell into the spring of the drowned girl instead" Akane said and pulled Ranma in for his first real kiss with his wife. He moaned when she aggressively thrust her tongue into his mouth.

"Now that we're married Shampoo, I think that you're overdressed" Akane said getting into the dominate role of a being the male, when in fact it was most unlikely that the Amazon himself would ever be so aggressive.

"Oh Mousse, do you think so?" Ranma said and loved the feeling of Akane undoing the frogs on his shirt and slipping her hands inside to explore his rock solid chest. Her small fingers caressing the tender flesh of his taut stomach caused him to shiver. His own fumbling fingers slipped her t-shirt over her hand to leave her wearing only a virginal white bra and her brief shorts. His feverish lips kissed the swelling of her breast tops.

"Oh Shampoo" he moaned against the softest flesh that he'd ever felt. Akane stood back and teasingly unhooked her bra and pushed the straps off to hold it against her. She gave him a sexy smile and let it fall to the ground to show her beautiful medium-sized breasts, she felt empowered pretending to be the bolder Chinese girl. They weren't huge, but firm and topped with cherry coloured nipples. Ranma moaned in appreciation, of all the sights he'd witnessed the day before, Akane standing half naked in the darkness was the sexiest. He drew her to him and laid her on a blanket. His trembling hands removed her shorts and white panties, and then they both made quick work of his pants and boxers. Akane's muscularly feminine body was bathed in moonlight and the stars were reflected in her eyes. She held the martial artist against her trembling body; she enjoyed his body warmth and the solidness of his frame. Ranma had always made her feel so safe...and loved.

She shivered when his lips captured her nipples, his warm lips and tongue played with her stiff peaks until they were like pebbles. "Shampoo please eat me" Akane said pushing his head lower until his lips were inches from her damp folds. Experimentally he traced the outer rim with his tongue, savoring the taste of her delicate pussy lips. Akane moaned when he delved his tongue between them and began lapping at her honeyed core. Deciding he liked the taste, his tongue was soon dancing to the beat of her heated moans until he discovered the places that made her lift her hips into his oral strokes. Finally he caught her clit in between his lips and snaked his tongue on it until she cried out and filled his busy mouth her love juices, which he happily lapped up. Quick as a wink, he settled himself between her legs to claim her virginity and surrender his own to her. Akane cried out as he took her with a firm thrust and held himself still within her while he claimed her lips for a sweet kiss. Something in Akane broke like a promise and she whispered "take me."

Ranma's inexperienced thrusts were tentative at first until Akane caught his rhythm on the downbeat as her pain changed to pleasure. Her pleasure mounted as Ranma found a sweet spot in her and made sure he hit it with each stroke, until she peaked with a sharp cry and dug her fingernails into his back. He grinned and aimed for it again until Akane had three more; on the third, his hot flood joined her own with a grunt. After a brief nap, they got cleaned up and ran back to their costume bag to change into Ukyou and Ryoga. They explored many possibilities and delighted in their new found game of pretending to be someone else.