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Gray and Natsu: Fuck Buddies Code	By : GraySmirks Category: +. to F > Fairy Tail Views: 6986 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Chapter 8: Yearning for Lady Peach (Part II)

Chapter Summary: In preparation for obscure sex spells, Natsu and Gray visit Ooba’s shop, after purchasing creepy sexual paraphernalia they are redirected to another shaman, but somehow Gray knows her and prefers an alternative shaman.

The next day in the afternoon Natsu called Gray on his mobile phone.
Gray: Hello?
Natsu: Hey Gray, how are you doing dude?
G: Fine, I’m preparing burritos and about to watch Fight Club. By the way, did you check the book?
N: Whoa, awesome plan! Yeah, I read the gender bender spell and recipe as well as other pages, but dude… we need some help… we cannot even spell correctly the spells, and about the weird stuff we need… don’t think we can go shopping and get it in one afternoon.
G: Yeah, I know, we’ll have to visit Ooba’s shop again. I guess she can help us. To be honest I didn’t ask her much. I just asked for sexy obscure magic arts and she pointed me the book. She asked me what I exactly wanted but I only told her I was curious about the subject. She told me to be careful and not try anything without being sure of what to do. Did you try something?
N: I tried to recite the hour-long orgasm spell, but didn’t happen anything. I didn’t have most of the reagents though…
G: Not even a temporary blackout or floor trembling?
N: Nope. Do you expect Poltergeist-like stuff?
G: Dunno, why not? Anyway, we have to go to the shop. I’m not doing anything this afternoon. Wanna go now?
N: What about your burritos?
G: Frozen ones. Thirty seconds to heat and thirty to eat.
N: Where do we meet?
G: Come to my place.
N: Ok, see you.
G: Bring toilet paper. I run out of it.
N: What? No. Buy it yourself. Dick.
G: Nice, I wait for you, pinkie.

Gray skipped microwave burritos and Fight Club on DVD to meet Natsu and go to Ooba’s shop.

G: We are almost there.
N: Talking of an ugly place… I smell more pee here than in the last festival WCs I peed next to.
G: It’s a couple of hundred meters more, in that alley.
N: How did you find the shop, being in such a hidden street?
G: Lucy told me to google it.
N: Man I really have to pee. It wasn’t a good idea to buy that half a litre Monster Energy Fire.
G: You are so annoying. Shut up.
N: Do you think anyone would mind if I pee here?
G: What Natsu? Just hold it! Do you want to pee next to the shop?
N: Come on! There’s nobody around and anyway this already smells like crap.

Natsu took his junk out and peed against the wall, at about 25 meters from the little shop entrance.

G: Oh Geezus… I could understand you peeing here if it was at night and you were drunk, but man you are a pig.
N: Oh yeah, I feel so much better! Do you think this afternoon we’ll be able to try the magical thing at home?
G: We’ll know it in a moment.

Natsu and Gray entered the little shop. Nobody was there so Gray ringed the bell. The same old woman who attended Gray last day appeared. Presumably Ooba.

G: Good afternoon. I’m the guy who bought you this book. You must be Ooba right?
Ooba: I remember you. The pretty boy who was curious about certain branch of obscure magic arts…
G: Yes.
O: I’m Ooba Babasaama. What do you need?
G: Well, we checked the book and there are several things we don’t understand and we tried some of the spells but didn’t work.
O: This book is not for rookies. It contains rare recipes to invoke powerful mystical forces. Of course you couldn’t. Without the right help you couldn’t even wake up your neighbor’s dog.
G: Could you help us?
O: This kind of magic is not my specialty. I can provide you with some of the gear, but I can’t help you in much more. Apropos, what do you exactly want to do?
G: Well… this is my friend Natsu
N: Hello, it’s a pleasure Mrs. Ooba.
G: and we want to use a spell to improve our sexual health…
N: Mistress, do you know about gender-bending and hour-long orgasms?
O: Not much pretty boy but let me have a look to the book.

Ooba read the gender bending page and identified some of the stuff they needed, she also pointed that the spell’s languages was an old dialect of Eastern Language, which was similar to old English. She told them to visit Porlyusica, another witch/shaman; she had experience in that kind of magic. Finally Ooba sold them several items, including a wooden vagina masturbator and an artisanal sex lube “fire effect”, which were required for the ritual.
Ooba told them the price to pay (18000 Jewels)
G and N: What? That much for these crap?!
G: I can believe it!
O: Do you want to carry out your spell or not? You pervs.
G: This why we came for but so much cash for this creepy wooden vagina, an unregulated and probably dangerous intimate lube and some incense doesn’t cost that!
N: Gray, if she says so, it must be that…
G: You shut up, did you bring money?
N: Haha, I have 1000 Jewels.
G: See, I’ll have to pay it myself anyway…
O: Well boys, I don’t have all the day, do you want it or not?
G: Ok, do you accept credit card?
O: Only cash
G: Damn… OK… 10000… 15000… 17000… 17500 and 18000 goddamned Jewels!
O: Nice.
G: Do you have a bag to carry all these?
O: Bags cost 200 Jewels each.
G: After spending 18000 Jewels you won’t give us a plastic bag for free?! Natsu, 200 Jewels.
N: Ok… here you are.

Ooba gave them a transparent bag.

G: Don’t you have anything more opaque? Everyone can see what’s inside…
O: I only have these ones. Are you afraid people will see the creepy sexual paraphernalia you just bought?
N: Haha… she has a point!
G: I hope all this works, bye! Let’s go Natsu.
O: Have fun and be careful you two.

Gray and Natsu abandoned the shop.

G: Damn old witch! Do you have to pee again Natsu? Cause in front of her door would be a good place right now.
N: Thanks but I’m fine. What should we do next? She said we should visit Porlyusica. You said you already know her, right?
G: Yeah, it will be awkward. I prefer to search for an alternative.
N: You never talk about the past, why do you know a witch/shaman/healer?
G: I know her from when I was little. She has a shop and sells weird consumables, massages and weird therapies. She is also a healer and used to cure me when I got injured or sick and the time I had a slight phimosis. She was a good friend of my family despite her terrible character and overall mood. Does this brief but condensed clarification satisfies you?
N: I don’t know Gray. I think it will be almost a miracle if we get this spell to work. Now that we know the right person for the job, it’s silly to search for compatible alternatives that we don’t know if they’ll be able to do the job. By the bye, what is phimosis? Are you listening to me?

While Natsu was talking, Gray was already searching for shamans and spiritual guides in google.

G: This one seems good. Minerva Orland: “Introduced at a very young age to magic arts, she specialized in obscure magic, molding time and the darkest kinks. After years of hard training and improvement she got to be Magnolia’s first magic arts provider.
Minerva covers all of your magic arts needs, offering from regular ritual consumables and therapies to the rarest supplies to make you reach all your goals. Avoid queues and book your visit now! –Book Online HERE or Call me now – 777MAG777 - Credit cards accepted”.
G: Man, this woman knows how to sell magic! It looks like the person we need, let’s visit her this afternoon!
N: As you like, but it doesn’t seem cheap. You pay.
Gray scoffed at Natsu repeating what he said with a silly voice “It doesn’t seem cheap. You pay. I already know it… I always end up paying…”. Meanwhile he started browsing Minerva’s webpage to book the soonest visit he could.
G: Look! We are lucky there’s available hours this afternoon! … I’m booking a visit in an hour, OK? I introduce my personal data, companion? Yes. Companion data… e-mail… “Booking taxes have a cost of 1000 Jewels”. What?! Just the act of booking, reserving one visit, has a cost of 1000 Jewels!? Well… we have no other choice… “Pay with credit card”… “Payment accepted”. Aaaaand DONE!

N: So where should we go now?
G: Pearl’s Ave. no.127-131.
N: Three numbers for a shaman shop?!
G: We can catch the bus or walk for 35minutes. Whoa! Minerva’s webpage has a free downloadable app! “App features a navigation function to reach her shop from anywhere in Earthland as well as direct phone contact, visit booking and monthly updated phone and tablet Minerva wallpapers!”.
N: Isn’t that super silly?
G: And dope! It’s like your dentist had and app with wallpapers of him/her for your phone.
N: Yeah, and tablet, monthly-updated.

Gray and Natsu went walking, this way they saved the bus money and did sport. Both loved doing sport and sweating, because such god-like hunky bodies required regular maintenance to keep sexy-looking and running at high performance.
After the hot walk, the boys arrived at Magnolia Pearl’s Ave., a big nice avenue in the centre of town. Among fashion boutiques and fancy restaurants there was the tree story Minerva shop. Surprised for the size and opulence of a “humble healer” shop, Gray and Natsu entered the building.
/End of the chapter/
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