A Not So Normal Day For Haruhi Fujioka

A Not So Normal Day For Haruhi Fujioka
A Ouran High School Host Club fan fiction
Written by AviarisSevanthis

Chapter 9- Unexpected Contents: Sweeter Than Honey

~Authors Note~ {Alright, Chapter 9! You all obviously will notice the play on words going on with the title. Honey, Hunny. It's a no brainer. Hunny is ONE of my favorite characters, so I wanted him to have his spotlight sooner rather than later. I personally think it's a good choice. I DO hope that you all like it. Heh. And so, let the fun begin...and just so you know(those of you who don't know Hunny for some reason) he is 18. He just looks and acts like a little kid. For a reason that is never actually explained...Oh, and I'm sorry, but more lime this chapter, no lemon. Why? Because chapter 10 will be a veritable lemon tree.......DON'T FORGET TO RATE AND REVIEW!} ~Authors Note~

~~The Ootari Estate: Kyoya's Room~~

Haruhi was, to say the least, surprised. She had not been there for the candid conversation between Host Club members, so was not aware that Hunny was actually not as innocent as percieved.

Of course, she only vaguely realized this. Most of her attention was focused on the fact that he was kissing her with what seemed to be all the energy contained within his small body.

Of course, even if she'd wanted to, she couldn't stop him. For a couple reasons. For one, the small boy could easily overpower her, being a master of karate. Also, she was still strapped to the bed...

Hunny broke the kiss after a bit, smiling down at her sweetly. It was rather odd, considering what he obviously had in mind. Haruhi licked her lips, and suddenly giggled a bit. He blinked, and seemed confused. "What is it Haruhi?"

She just shook her head, smiling still. "I'm laughing because I was stupidly surprised by the fact that that kiss tasted like strawberries and cake."

Hunny just laughed cutely. "Of course! Though how you can so easily recognize those tastes is surprising, Haruhi."

Haruhi suddenly blushed, and Hunny seemed...intrigued. She could tell.

"Ah...you calling me Haruhi instead of Haru-chan...I'm not used to it..."

Hunny, however, could tell that there was more to it than that. "Haruhi? What else is it?"

She blushed heavily. She couldn't tell him. There was no way. If she told him...however, she could already feel her control slipping. She was slipping into that crazed, hazy state she'd been in with Devon in his office.

Hunny seemed to realize she was slipping, and he chose to act on it. She'd never known he could be this devious. He leaned in, and licked her cheek. She stiffened.

Then, in the sweetest, cutest, most irresistable of voices, he whispered, "Please, Haruhi? Please tell me?"

In her mind, she pictured herself doing one of those classic anime moments in which blood erupted from her nose at high velocity. If that could actually happen, she knew it would.

"Well....um....I kind of had...f-f-fan....fan..." She was stuttering. This was just unfair. Her un-leashed sex drive was fighting for control. She guessed that deprivation HAD helped her control a little, since it hadn't one yet.

However, it seemed that Hunny had figured it out. He seemed...embarrassed. "Fantasies?"

She nodded stiffly, and his cheeks flushed with color. She was so glad the nosebleed thing couldn't actually happen.

"Recently...about alot of people...some of you..." Now that he knew, it was a bit easier to tell him more. "And yu always called me...Haru-chan..." Then he did something, and Haruhi came to a decision.

It was official. Hunny was nowhere near as innocent as he seemed. He was a devious bastard. In the most affectionate way, of course.

The small blonde leaned in, and suddenly nibbled on her ear, practically purring as he said, "Okay, Haru-chan. Would you like to relive one of your fantasies then?"

Her eyes widened, and she swallowed hard. "H-Hunny...if you keep this up, I'm going to lose control of myself...it's a wonder I haven't already..."

He smiled, and was suddenly sliding the bedsheet down off her body. "So? I don't mind. I'd love to be the object of your obsession.."

Since when did he talk like that? It was like a completely different Hunny.

"Besides, you are still strapped to the bed."

True.

Hunny just forged onward, completely removing the bedsheet from her, revealing her clothes, which were all she'd been wearing when she'd attempted suicide. Plain white t-shirt and pajama bottoms. However, no bra. Just panties.

Hunny seemed to be on autopilot, but the look on his face showed her what it actually was. It surprised her. He'd wanted this for awhile, and was done waiting.

He pushed her shirt up to her shoulders, since the staps kept it from actually coming off. SO he just exposed her chest. She bit her lip as he began to massage her breasts, and she felt herself sinking into that haze of lust she feared so much..

Hunny did not do this long, however. He instead pulled her pajama bottoms down, followed quickly by her panties. And then he did something that rather irritated her.

"Hunny...I'm sorry, but would you STOP STARING!?"

His wide eyes popped up into view from between her legs. "But it's so...unexpected!" And then he ran a finger along her entrance, causing her to squirm. "Hunny!"

He was sucking on that finger now. "Tastes good...I didn't expect you to be this wet so fast."

"Hunny, you are ruining it."

He blinked, confused. "How?"

"In my fantasies, you were acting like you usually do. Like a little kid. And you did not know all this stuff. I was directing you on what to do."

He suddenly looked confused. "Are you a closet pedophile?"

Haruhi practically growled. "It's a fantasy! And I know you are actually eighteen, so no! Besides, technically, you are molesting me, not the other way around."

He smiled. "You know you like it."

Haruhi gritted her teeth. Since when was this small, cake loving boy so...naughty?

"Hunny, what happened to you recently? You've changed..."

He smiled yet again. God he was cute..

"I finally got Takashi, like I'd wanted."

Silence.

Five seconds.

Ten seconds.

Thirty seconds.

A full minute of silence.

"WHAT!?"

He jumped a bit, startled.

"Are you serious? God, are ALL of you doing this shit?"

Hunny seemed to think on it. "Sort of."

Haruhi froze. "Sort of?"

He nodded. "Kao-chan and Hika-chan have been having sex with eachother since they were fourteen, according to them."

She just sighed there. She'd figured that one out at the beginning of all this.

"And me and Takashi just started. When we overheard you with Kao-chan and Hika-chan..."

*Okay, at least it hasn't been going on for long....wait, what?*

"You...you overheard..."

He nodded. "Yes. Only Takashi realized what it was though. I just thought you were eating really good cake..."
Haruhi suddenly felt dizzy.

"Tama-chan and Kyo-cha are together sometimes too. Something about a collar and a leash...and that's how THEY found out about you and Kao-chan and Hika-chan."

That...

"Tamaki...and Kyoya?" She tried to push past the image of them together, and continued. "How did THEY find out?"
Hunny shrugged. "Kyo-chan was watching it through a security camera. Tama-chan saw it later, despite Kyo-chan's best efforts."

Haruhi felt like she was going to faint. They had watched. They had watched. They had watched. They had...

She suddenly tensed, moaning pleasurably. When she'd recovered, she shot a glare down at Hunny. "Hey! Don't do that!"

He looked up at her, and grinned. "I can tell you don't mean that." He pushed his fingers deeper into her, and she shuddered.

That was it. She couldn't take anymore. She'd just give herself to the lustful haze, let it take her over....

But it wasn't to be.

Because the door opened.

"Haruhi!"

*Damn you, Tamaki...*

Hunny quickly pulled her panties and pajama bottoms back up, then fixed her shirt, putting the sheet back over her just as Tamaki came up the short stairs, practically floating over to her side.

"Haruhi, my dear, I'm so glad to see you awake, finally!"

"I wasn't asleep."

He gasped, and then smiled brightly. "You are talking! Finally! Oh, my dear Haruhi!"

"Could you please leave?"

Tamaki seemed to crumble, and she immediately felt guilty. Not enough to take her words back, though.

"No offense, but I just...need rest, I guess."

He nodded a bit, sighing. "Of course, Haruhi."

She hesitated, then sighed. "Come back later, if you want."

He immediately perked up at that. "Of course, my little Haruhi!"

He dissappeared down the stairs, and her eyes turned to Hunny. As soon as she heard the door close, she spread her legs a bit. It was shameless, true, but at this point, she didn't give a shit.

Hunny, however, shook his head. "I don't think you want someone to walk in on us, do you?"

She bit her lip. *Actually, that sounds a bit exciting...Damnit, Haruhi! Get your mind out of the gutter!*

He smiled, and came over to unstrap her from the bed. "I can tell you are no longer a threat to yourself, Haru-chan. So, how about this..."

He went and got a pen and some paper, and wrote down something. He folded up the paper tightly, and handed it to her.

"Tomorrow, go to that address. When you get there, we can be alone all day...." He kissed her softly, then just left. Just like that.

She climbed out of bed, and went down the stairs, and over to the window. She looked at the piece of paper in her hand, smiling. "Alone...all day..."

And then all the images of what could happen while they were alone popped into her head.

And she had to cover her nose as blood erupted from her nostrils. She looked down at her bloody hand, wide eyed, blood dripping from her nose, and splattered on the window.

"Oh, what the fuck!?"

~End Note to Readers~ {Well? Whaddya think, eh? Couldn't help that last part, with the nosebleed. It's based on an anime, after all. And I know that Hunny is quite out of character at times, but come on. With what they are doing...as for Haruhi, you'd develop a rather foul mouth too, if you were in her situation. Oh, and here is a little tidbit for all you readers. At the end of this fan-fic, Haruhi WILL end up with someone. "I love you"-"I love you too" sort of thing. You get just this clue. It will NOT be Tamaki. That's just too cliche. And it won't be Renge, for any of you who got that bizarre idea. .....DON'T FORGET TO RATE AND REVIEW!} ~End of End Note to Readers~
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SHOUTOUTS! (even though it's only one)

Raichael: again, thank you very much. Care to take some guesses as to who she'll end up with, or what order she'll hook up with people? I won't tell you even if you get it right, but still. I'm evil, after all.