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+S to Z › Samurai Champloo
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
18
Views:
6,654
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Don't own SAMURAI CHAMPLOO OR ITS CHARACTERS; don't make money from WRITING FANFIC ABOUT IT.
How About I Do You with My Katana?
Author's Note: Based on the prompt "Switching Roles" at Citrus-Taste.
How About I Do You with My Katana?
I hate when he does this shit. A friendless, homeless fool I may be, but I'm not a dim-witted, undisciplined, unwashed pervert. Or, if I am a pervert, at least my proclivities make sense. I like women, a lot, one at a time or preferably two. I am respectful, skilled at giving pleasure, and achieve my gratification in equal measure. I pay properly and tip well when I can, and if I have opportunity for sex without a business arrangement, I am equally courteous and honest about my intentions. When I fuck men, I am perhaps less polite, but I have rarely left a tryst without mutual satisfaction assured.
But this one. This lunatic vagrant. This Mugen. He asks prostitutes to kiss each other while he masturbates like a monkey in the corner. He debates the virtues of various sexual positions as soon as Fuu is out of earshot. He begs me to fuck him, and while I do, he spews abuse—then spews even more if I tell him I'm going to stop if he doesn't shut up.
And right now? Fuu's bathing, and any normal male would be peeking, like I am. But Mugen, he's trying on her kimono and asking me if he's hot as a woman. I suppress my gag reflex and watch Fuu wash her back. (How does she always know where I'll be sitting and keep turned away, I wonder.)
Mugen bends over and flips up the kimono to expose his bony ass. "You wanna do me like a girl?"
"How about I do you with my katana?" I grumble. But the response just makes him grin ferociously. Getting me angry turns him on.
Idiot. I rise and take out my cock. What the hell. It's not as if I'm going to get a better offer tonight.
How About I Do You with My Katana?
I hate when he does this shit. A friendless, homeless fool I may be, but I'm not a dim-witted, undisciplined, unwashed pervert. Or, if I am a pervert, at least my proclivities make sense. I like women, a lot, one at a time or preferably two. I am respectful, skilled at giving pleasure, and achieve my gratification in equal measure. I pay properly and tip well when I can, and if I have opportunity for sex without a business arrangement, I am equally courteous and honest about my intentions. When I fuck men, I am perhaps less polite, but I have rarely left a tryst without mutual satisfaction assured.
But this one. This lunatic vagrant. This Mugen. He asks prostitutes to kiss each other while he masturbates like a monkey in the corner. He debates the virtues of various sexual positions as soon as Fuu is out of earshot. He begs me to fuck him, and while I do, he spews abuse—then spews even more if I tell him I'm going to stop if he doesn't shut up.
And right now? Fuu's bathing, and any normal male would be peeking, like I am. But Mugen, he's trying on her kimono and asking me if he's hot as a woman. I suppress my gag reflex and watch Fuu wash her back. (How does she always know where I'll be sitting and keep turned away, I wonder.)
Mugen bends over and flips up the kimono to expose his bony ass. "You wanna do me like a girl?"
"How about I do you with my katana?" I grumble. But the response just makes him grin ferociously. Getting me angry turns him on.
Idiot. I rise and take out my cock. What the hell. It's not as if I'm going to get a better offer tonight.