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Gojyo\'s Guide to the Art of Lovemaking	By : padrefear Category: Gensomaden Saiyuki > General Views: 5048 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Summary: Sanzo and Goku aren�t doing so well in the bedroom department. Who better to teach them then everyone�s favorite ero kappa?
Disclaimer: Gensomaden Saiyuki is property of Minekura Kazuya.
Pairings: Sanzo/Goku, Gojyo/Goku, Sanzo/Goku/Gojyo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This chapter contains a bit of yaoi, and a few curse words. But as a warning, future chapters will involve crazy threesome action- *yaoi* threesome action. ^ _ ^
*Gojyo's Guide to the Art of Lovemaking, Chapter One*
"We�d like four separate rooms," Sanzo said expressionless as he laid his credit car on the reservation desk.
The young woman behind the desk smiled cheerfully, and checked the list of rooms available. "We do have four single rooms that are on the second floor."
"That�ll do," Sanzo replied.
Goku looked at him and mumbled, his eyes pleading. "But Sanzo, I wanted us to�"
"Shut up."
"But�"
Sanzo stared back at the boy. "Just� shut up."
Silent assurance passed through the priest�s violet eyes, and Goku happily dropped the subject. "Can I have my key?" he asked the hotel girl.
"Sure, here you go."
"Awesome!" The boy snatched it from the girl�s hand and grinned at Sanzo, who rolled his eyes in aggravation.
Gojyo leaned over the desk. "Before you give me the key to my room, tell me this. How are the sheets on the beds?"
The girl smiled ingenuously. "Why, that�s a good question, but I�m not really sure. You�ll have to ask the maids I think."
"Are they soft?" Gojyo asked gently. "*Silky?*"
"Quit it!" Sanzo�s fan appeared out of nowhere, knocking Gojyo upside his head. "Let�s go."
"Goddammit, monk! You enjoy ruining my chances, don�t you!"
Hakkai chuckled. "There, there, Gojyo. There will be many more hotel girls to come."
"Shut up Hakkai."
Goku skipped up the stairs while the others bickered. The boy was always full of spirit, but at that moment his liveliness knew no bounds. Capering down the hallway, he looked more like a prancing deer than a monkey.
Forgetting about the argument, Gojyo turned to Sanzo as they made their way up the stairs. "What�s your pet so excited about?"
The priest shrugged. "He�s probably anticipating us ordering food."
"Oh� okay," Gojyo replied, staring at Goku who was eagerly opening the door to his room.

Sanzo sighed, slightly embarrassed by the boy�s display. The truth (and he would never admit this to anyone) was that after two days of nonstop driving without a bed to lay upon Goku was anxious to crawl under the sheets- preferably with the ill-tempered priest.
Yes, he longed for Sanzo�s sex, just as much as he longed for food. It was four months ago when that stupid monkey started climbing into his bed, begging to get fucked. Sanzo had no choice but to cave in, for

the boy�s incessant whining drove him mad.
Okay, so maybe that wasn�t how it happened. Goku had certainly initiated the encounter, but Sanzo barely protested. However, the true story of how they became lovers was something else the monk was unable to admit.
He would definitely speak with Goku about toning down his enthusiasm. God knows he wouldn�t live it down if the others found out about their love affair. Then again, Gojyo and Hakkai seemed to have their

own sexual tension.
Not that it mattered. Sanzo didn�t even like admitting to himself that he was indeed sleeping with such a ridiculous boy.
The men found their respective rooms, leaving the hallway eerily silent. But within minutes, Sanzo left his and casually sneaked towards Goku�s a f a few doors down. He knocked lightly, then crossed his arms.
Goku opened the door cautiously, but seeing Sanzo had him grinning from ear to ear. "Hey! I wasn�t expecting you so soon!"
"Just be quiet," Sanzo muttered as he entered the room. Slowly pushing the door shut, he watched as Goku took off his shirt, his tan and muscled body giving him an immediate hard-on.
When the door was closed their bodies became magnetic. Showering him with kisses, Sanzo pushed Goku onto the bed, and their arms and legs entangled. The desire for one another was overwhelming, for it had

been two whole days without so much as a kiss. Now they had a room and the rest of the night to themselves.
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(Ten minutes later.)
After their lovemaking, Sanzo and Goku laid in bed- both on their sides and facing opposite directions. The moment was altogether awkward, and both men stared blankly into space. �What the hell just happened?�
A few seconds later Sanzo coughed, interrupting theuncomfortable silence. "So, how was it?"
"It was�" Goku bit his lip. "Good." The boy paused for a moment, then rose out of bed. "You know, I�m really hungry right now. I�m going to find a vending machine."
"Okay," Sanzo said, also getting out of bed.
"Did you want anything?"
"No."
"Alright." Goku quickly put his clothes on and left the room in a daze. How confusing it was for them to begin with such passion, only to have the actual act be so� inadequate. In fact, that�s how it always ended.

Completely unfulfilling.
Once outside the room, Goku checked his pockets for some spare change. There was none, but that was fine. All he wanted was an excuse to leave, to escape the discomforting situation.
Maybe I�m the one doing something wrong, he thought. He wasn�t very experienced. Before Sanzo, he had never even touched someone in that way, so it was only sensible that he wouldn�t be as good in bed.
The thought of the handsome priest being so nice through it all made Goku hang his head in shame. For instead of teaching him how to be better, he acted like the whole thing was fine and dandy. *That* was the worst thing of all.
When Goku reached the stairway, he sat on the first step and put his head in his hands. But no sooner did he begin to pout did a man and woman�s whispering divert his thoughts.
"How�s this, huh?" the deeper voice murmured.
"Oh, it feels *so* good�"
The boy lifted his head and inquisitively gazed at the hotel reservation desk. �It couldn�t be��
"Oh God� give it� to me� please�" the woman began to moan.
Goku stood up abruptly, and decided to explore the situation. As he tiptoed down the stairs, the woman�s voice became louder.
"Please, fuck me!" she cried. A few seconds later, her soft cries turned into full-blown yelling.
"OH, GOD! YES! YES! OH!"
�Gojyo!� Goku thought, slightly disturbed. But then again, judging by the woman�s shouting the perverted river boy seemed to really know what he was doing.
The boy leaned against the wall and sighed as he listened in on their amazing sex. Yes, they were obviously enjoying themselves very much. It was too bad he and Sanzo couldn�t have sex like that.
"OH, FOR FUCK�S SAKE! YES! OH, GOD!"
After fifteen minutes the two were still at it, and Goku decided it would be best to go back upstairs. Although he was hungry, he was also tired as hell and needed as much sleep as he could get. As he crept up

the steps, he also marveled at Gojyo�s obvious skills in bed.
�Well, he is a man-whore, so he should know a thing or two about sex,� Goku considered.
Soon afterward, an extraordinary thought crossed his mind. �Since he knows what he�s doing� then, I wonder��
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The next morning the group went to an all-you-can-eat buffet. Even though it was breakfast, they hadn�t eaten a good meal in days, and Goku especially felt like he was going to wither from malnutrition.
When the food arrived, after what seemed like an eternity, the four men dove into their plates.
"Goku, can you pass me the ginger?" Gojyo asked, half-expecting the boy to start a fight. Instead, Goku smiled at him.
"Here you go," he said cheerfully as he handed him the shaker.
Gojyo raised his eyebrow. "What are you so happy about, monkey?"
Goku shrugged as he stuffed his face with fried noodles. The look on his face wasn�t just cheerful, though. It was also a little creepy.
�I just called him monkey too, and he�s not reacting.� "Man, what�s your problem?" Gojyo asked with a disgustedk onk on his face.
"Nothing." The boy continued to grin, ignoring the half-demon�s provocation.
Gojyo stood up abruptly, the legs of his chair screeching against the floorboards. "Well, stop staring at me like you�re in love with me, you little faggot!"
Without warning Sanzo pointed his gun at the ceiling and fired, startling everyone at the table, and giving the rest of the people in the restaurant a heart attack. "Quit instigating and eat your goddamn food!" he shouted.
Goku�s eyes widened in shock, while G hel held up his hands and laughed nervously.
Hakkai, in mid-bite also laughed, but mostly out of amusement. "I�m sure everyone in the restaurant is thankful for being woken up, Sanzo. They won�t have to order coffee now!"
The irritated priest ignored him, and picked at his food.
For the remainder of breakfast Gojyo hardly uttered a word, if only to ask for a napkin. At least he was silent until Goku snatched a potsticker he had been meaning to eat, after which he hollered, prompting Sanzo to fire another bullet two inches from his head.
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After their meal, and after several complaints from customers and employees, the Sanzo party left the restaurant>
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"Meet back at four," Sanzo said as he walked in the direction of the inn. "Hakkai, here�s the credit card if you want to do some shopping."
"Sure thing," he answered cheerfully, taking the card. "What are you two going to do?"
Gojyo�s eyes sparkled. "Hm� I might have to find myself a hot chick."
"What about you, Goku? You want to go shopping with me?"
The boy thought about it for a moment, and then shook his head. "I think I�ll hang out with Gojyo."
"What?" Gojyo exclaimed, with an appalled look on his face. "The hell you are! I don�t need no monkey cramping my style!"
Hakkai smiled and waved as he headed towards the marketplace. "It�s fine by me. Have fun you guys,"
"Wait a minute, Hakkai! You�re not actually going to leave him with me!"
"I�m sure the girls will think he�s really cute. Bye-bye now!"
Raising his fist, Gojyo turned to Goku. "You little asshole! You better not fuck things up for me!"
"Don�t worry so much. I just wanted you to teach me something," the boy said.
"Teach you what?" Gojyo blinked for a few moments, then burst into laughter. "Oh� my God� the little monkey wants me to teach him how to pick up chicks!" he roared. "What is the world coming to?"
Clenching his fists, Goku yelled. "Shut up! Stop making fun of me!"
The boy�s anger was discernible, and so was his embarrassment. �Well, I can�t be too hard on him. It�s about time he showed some interest in women. After all, he�s 18,� Gojyo thought, commiserating. �When I was 18, I wanted to fuck the entire world� Oh wait, I still do.�
"Okay, okay, I�m sorry," Gojyo said, attempting to regais cis composure. "I�ll teach you how to pick up chicks.�
"It�s not that. I just�" As he stared at the ground, Goku felt all his blood rushing to his head. "I was hoping you could�teach me how to�
"Yes?"
The boy paused, and put his hands over his face. "Teach me how to be good in bed!"
Hearing his confession, Gojyo looked at him curiously. "Why do you need to know that? You don�t even have a girlfriend."
Goku clenched his fists again, his exasperation mounting. "Please just� forget I said anything." �God, why can�t he just leave it alone? I should have never even asked.�
"No, no." Gojyo asserted, putting his hands up. "Here�s the deal. I�ll teach you how to be �good in bed� if you tell me why you need to know."
"I said forget it!" the boy snapped. "I�m going to find Hakkai.�
Gojyo crossed his arms and sighed dramatically. "Well, that�s just too bad, considering I already know."
"Know what? You don�t know anything because you�re just a stupid water sprite!"
His crimson eyes gleaming, Gojyo spoke in a casual manner. "You want to dazzle your beloved Sanzo, don�t you?"
"No!" Goku shouted. "Why would I want to �dazzle� Sanzo? I�m not *gay*! You�re attitude is really starting to piss me off!"
"Don�t be ashamed. I already had a feeling you two were doing the nasty."
The boy stood, frozen in disbelief and utter humiliation, and for a few moments he couldn�t think of anything to say. How had Gojyo found out? He and Sanzo had tried to be as inconspicuous as possible. The

thought of anyone discovering their dirty little secret was way too mortifying.
Goku�s hands shook as he felt the urge to punch Gojyo in his face. "God, I hate you."
"Hey, it�s okay. You two weren�t *that* obvious," Gojyo said, putting his arm around the boy�s shoulder. "I only found out because I�m the skilled."
"You stupid water sprite! I outta kill you!" Goku shouted, twisting out of Gojyo's grasp.
"Hold on a second! Don�t be mad at me because you and Sanzo can�t keep a low-profile!" Gojyo responded angrily. Then, loosening his fists, he tried to speak more calmly, "Listen, I know you�re angry. But let�s leave the arguments for dinnertime. We�ve got some training to do."
Rolling his eyes, Goku agreed. "Fine� but you better not tell anyone about this or I�ll kill you."
Although his tone was still snappish, Gojyo let it slide. "Don�t worry," he said as he patted Goku on the back. "Your secret�s safe with me."
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