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It Is Recommended That You Do Not Drink While.....	By : lutz Category: +. to F > Chrono Crusade Views: 4898 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Disclaimer: Not mine~
Note: I do not own CC – end obligatory AFF.net disclaimer

Rating: PWP lemon
Pairing: Remington & Aion x Chrno
AN: More OOC & smut~ DA(1) in the best way~ ^^;;

It Is Recommended That You Do Not Drink While Reading This
(i.e. Can cause sudden monitor death)

Blue eyes clashed with violet ones. It was the staring match of the century,
and it didn't look lik was was going to end anytime soon.

"He's mine..." growled Remington.

Aion raised an eyebrow at this, "I've known him longer, priest."

"Lame excuse, demon." Retorted the blond.

Aion's other eyebrow shot up, "You're one to talk, screwing a demon as
you are. What kind of priest are you anyway?"

Remington sweat dropped at this; and the row of pointy teeth that a snarl from
Aion unmasked. Then he had it, "I'm filling him with the Light of Yaoi."

Aion blinked as he put two and two together. "Wait, you've got a copy
of that Demonology book too?"

Remington looked positively smug, "When in doubt-

"call on the light of yaoi." Aion finished for him. "Rather
lewd way of putting it though."

Having practically memorized the book himself, Remington offhandedly said,
"Well, rule 69 states that one must be a perv."

Aion's grin was practically gleeful, "So then I take it you got to the par part on ménage a trois then?"

The staring contest was over. The two had some business to take care of.

Now it is then that fangirls number 1 and number 3 caught word of the imminent
activities, so the two made a pilgrimage to the Mount o'Yaoi and pulled out
a pair of recliners. Number 1 offered some strawberries to number 3 who was
getting the video camera ready.

After then, it came to that, one - Chrno was in a bit of a dilemma. He had
gone to Ewan's room to explain what had happened recently. He hadn't expected
to see his latest problem staring down his first one. After witnessing that
he fled, not that they'd have noticed him.

So now he found himself walking in circles around the church common. Deliberating
the whole matter was hurting his brain, and he briefly cried out in frustration
dropping his red eyes to the cobblestone walk.

"What the?" He had almost stepped on a strawberry that had appeared
from seemingly nowhere. He had just completed his fourth circuit of the common
and didn't notice the fruit on his first three passes. It definitely wasn't
strawberry season yet either.

One could say that curiosity killed the demon, but that would be bad pun
mangling. It would be more applicable to say that curiosity screwed
the demon. And as Chrno followed the path of strawberries it became clearer
to him exactly where they were leading to.

A sigh escaped him as he found himself outside of Ewan's door yet again. He
briefly knocked, hoping beyond hope that the two had settled whatever their
staring match was about. That and Aion had slithered back to whatever hole he
crawled out of.

It was not to be so though. As the door opened Chrno shrieked and pivoted on
his heel to bolt back the way he came. Aion halted the action with a swift grab
at the boys long violet plait, and then yanked causing Chrno to tumble into
the room.

Chrno rubbed his face from where he had smacked it on the ground. "You
didn't have to be so mean about that, did you?" He heard Remington question.

"Well he was going to run. Can't let our prey escape now can we?"
Aion voice sounded strangely smug about that fact. Remington's muffled chuckle
didn't help alleviate Chrno's fears at all.

Chrno snapped open his eyes as he was picked up by one oe twe two and tossed
unceremoniously on Ewan's feather bed. He really didn't like the implications
of this and actively started struggling to get free from the two who were
now busy attempting to remove his clothing.

"He won't stay still; you got any chains or rope we can tie him up with?"
This was from Aion.

"Unfortunately not-" Chrno yelped as his pants were yanked off him.
"Hold his arms damnit!"

"Got them," Aion drawled after capturing Chrno's flailing hands and
pinning them to the bed. "Next time I'll remember to bring my bondage setup,
it worked very well last time."

Remington gave a brief nod of acknowledgment at this before taking a knife
to the back of Chrno's shirt and splicing it in two. Aion divested the ruined
clothing, receiving minimal damage when Chrno gave escape another shot and landed
a few blows on the white haired demons chest.

"What the hell is wrong with you two?! Let me go damnit!" Chrno howled.
They didn't pay him any mind though, as Aion flipped him over and pulled him
back so Chrno's backside was fit snugly against Aion's lap.

Aion clasped Chrno's hands to his chest and Remington grasped both the boy's
ankles, hooking the pale thin knees over his shoulders. Chrno felt tears threaten
to fall at the corners of his eyes at this treatment; Aion suckling on his neck
didn't help the dull thud of dread that was hammering at his heart. Chrno whimpered
softly as Remington thrust three lube slick fingers into him and began spreading
his tight flesh.

"Make sure to prepare him properly, otherwise it'll hurt like fuck."
Aion stated next to Chrno's ear.

Chrno let his ruby eyes open a bit to see that Ewan thi this grin that could
only be called 'wicked' on his face. "And 'fuck' is exactly what we'll
be doing." Chrno moaned loudly as Remington curled his fingers that were
lodged inside him and let his entire fist slip past the straining opening.

The process was slow, but eventually Remington found the warm cavity giving
way and loosening enough to accommodate what was to come. Chrno by this time
had his face lolling to the side of Aion's shoulder in pure unadulterated pleasure.
Gasps and moans accompanied the occasional twitch of his legs as Remington's
fist penetrated him over and over. Chrno gave an unsatisfied sigh as Remington
pulled his fist free. Ruby eyes opened in a daze as he was kissed thoroughly
by Remington who pushed himself flush against Chrno's chest, firmly trapping
the boy in what could only be called a Chrno sandwich. Aion snaked a hand around
to Chrno's chest and began an assault on the boy's hardened nipples, momentarily
distracting the gasping red eyed demon.

The two exchanged a few more words that were lost to Chrno in his sensual haze.
It wasn't until something prodded at his opening that he realized what was about
to occur. "No! Wait, you can't-"

Now it goes that Rosette, having heard the muffled screams assumed that Chrno
was in need of some sort of help, opened the door to Remington's room to see
what the bloody matter was. She didn't speak, just looked over the three on
the bed and quietly closed the door behind her. "Today is a good day
to die." The blood slowly dribbling from her nose gave other indications
to what she actually was thinking.

Back in Remington's room, Chrno was cut off with a sharp intake of breath as
two something's entered him simultaneously. He thought he was going
to rip apart from the pressure that mounted inside his full rectum. Then the
priest and the sinner started thrusting against each other, one in the other
out, sending Chrno into a fit of bliss unlike any he had experienced before.

The two riding the boy sped up their movements. One of Chrno's legs fell from
Remington's shoulder so Ewan grasped the thigh of the one still remaining and
found a better purchase from which to slam into theshedshed demon between himself
and Aion. Aion on the other hand had forgotten his assault on Chrno's nipples
and had both his hands on the boy's hips, driving the slim hips up and down
in time with their movements.

Crying out in passion as Aion's hand moved to his erect member and gave a few
strokes along its length; Chrno came between his and Ewan's stomachs. The two
effectively sandwiching him found their own release soon afterwards, and all
three fell onto their sides on the feather bed. After Aion and Remington had
pulled out of him, Chrno felt a hand gently caressing one of his cheeks.

"Now that wasn't so bad, was it love?" Remington asked placing a
small kiss on one of Chrno's pointed ears. Aion chuckled lightly at the small
sigh of satisfaction that breathed past Chrno's lips.

Chrno felt the bed shift as Aion got up, "We'll take that as a no."

***

Back at the Mount o'Yaoi, the two fangirls were a drooling mess.

"I wonder if that hurt?" Number 1 remarked.

Number 3 wiped away the drool that threatened to drown her. "Methinks
he would have been screaming for them to stop if so~"

Number 1 nodded with a wide smile, "Heh, yeah~ I'll have to get them copies
of 'The Book' when I finally finish that update."

Number 3 grinned, "It'll top the bestseller list again!"

/**************END************/

(1) DA you ask? Well you can watch Orgazmo for that reference, or I can just
tell you - but I don't think I need to after ya'll read that~ ^_~

And thanks to the few who reviewed! ^o^ Besides Avmin, this is also for you
guys! *eats cookie*
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