The Twisted Misadventures Series
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+S to Z › Slam Dunk
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,824
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0
Recommended:
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I do not own Slam Dunk, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Twisted Misadventures Series
Disclaimer: I do not own Slam Dunk and definetely I DO NOT OWN BY ANY MEANS Barney The Dinosaur. I don\'t have money so don\'t sue me. I\'m just an innocent 15 years old boy with a slight case of schizophrenia, so sometimes I\'m unaware of what I do... THE VOICES TOLD ME TO DO THIS.
The twisted misadventures of Rukawa and Hanamichi
Rukawa in his bathroom smoking a joint, when Hanamichi came inside dressed as Barney the Dinasaur (Hanamichi works in children parties dressing as Barney the dinosaur).
\"Oh Hanamichi, you look so hot... give it to me\" Rukawa moaned
\"Oh, you nasty Kitsune, Barney shall teach you how to behave.\" Hanamichi started walking towards Rukawa, but he slipped on a pool of cum that was on the floor. Amazingly, when he was flying on the air, his Barney the Dinosaur costume tore, freeing his big dripping and very very hard cock. He fell on top of Rukawa and his cock was shoved directly inside Rukawa\'s mouth.
\"MWHAHAHAHA... Suck the Tensai\'s woodie you nasty nasty Kitsune\"
\"MPHHH MPHHHH\" Kaede stopped sucking and said \"OHHH THIS KITSUNE IS UNWORTHY OF THE TENSAI\'S COCK...\"
Suddenly a fairygodmother came crawling from a mouse hole in the bathroom. He was wearing glasses and a pink tutu.
\"Hello Kaede, I\'m your Fairy god mother... my name is Kiminobu, and I\'m the queen... errr, King of the Fary God Mothers. I\'m here to give you one wish\"
\"Oh, Kiminobu Fairy God Mother King... I want to have a beautiful pink dress and an oversized cock to fuck the Tensai for ever\"
\"But you have to pay a price for that. YOU WILL HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME!!! YOU WILL SPEND ALL THE ETERNITY IN THE FAIRY GOD MOTHERS LAND... a.k.aTHE-SUPER-CHERRY-PIE-OF-DOOM-LAND\"
\"THE-SUPER-CHERRY-PIE-OF-DOOM-LAND?\" exclaimed Hanamichi and Kaede very excited.
\"AND WE WILL BE ABLE TO EAT CHERRY PIES OFM?\"M?\"
\"Not only that, you will be forced to eat Chery Pies of Doom. Besides, you will be forced to watch the Super-cherry-pie of doom Television. Do you know what that means?\"
\"No\"
\"THERE\'S NO REMOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\" Kiminobu laughed evily. In deed, it is very cruel to have a tv set without remote.
\"NO REMOTEEEEEEE????!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\" Cried hanamichi and kaede desperately.
\"Don\'t worry, my nasty Kitsune, I will buy you a new pink dress, and your cock is already oversized.\" Hanamichi said sweetly to Kaede.
\"Yeah, you\'re right... let\'s send this cross-dressed fairy god mother to THE UNHEALTHY-LUNGS-AND-BRAINCELLS-THC LAND!!!\" Said, Kaede.
With that, he picked the little man in pink tutu and wrapped him in a smoking paper. They lit it and smoked the fairy god mother. When they were both very high and having allucinations about dancing laundry , they started fucking like rabbits in heat.
\"UNNHHH HANA, YOU\'RE SO HARD I WANT TO DANCE WITH THE DANCING LAUNDRY, HARDER, HARDER\"
\"OHHH YEAH KITSUNE, YOU ARE SO TIGHT...\"
And they continued fucking forever because they got stuck.... they had lots of retarded (but very good looking) children.
Meanwhile, the Queen of the Fairy God mothers, Hisashi, started wondering where the hell was his wife, the King of the Fairy God Mothers, Kiminobu.
The End.
Simon Andres---- WHEN I GROW UP, I WOULD LIKE TO BE AN ASTRONAUT.
Coming next: The twisted misadventures of Hisashi and Kiminobu
[Don\'t get me wrong, I really like Slam Dunk... in fact I love it. Seriously, I\'m not being sarcastic.... my boyfriend says that I\'m derranged... I definetely don\'t think so]
The twisted misadventures of Rukawa and Hanamichi
Rukawa in his bathroom smoking a joint, when Hanamichi came inside dressed as Barney the Dinasaur (Hanamichi works in children parties dressing as Barney the dinosaur).
\"Oh Hanamichi, you look so hot... give it to me\" Rukawa moaned
\"Oh, you nasty Kitsune, Barney shall teach you how to behave.\" Hanamichi started walking towards Rukawa, but he slipped on a pool of cum that was on the floor. Amazingly, when he was flying on the air, his Barney the Dinosaur costume tore, freeing his big dripping and very very hard cock. He fell on top of Rukawa and his cock was shoved directly inside Rukawa\'s mouth.
\"MWHAHAHAHA... Suck the Tensai\'s woodie you nasty nasty Kitsune\"
\"MPHHH MPHHHH\" Kaede stopped sucking and said \"OHHH THIS KITSUNE IS UNWORTHY OF THE TENSAI\'S COCK...\"
Suddenly a fairygodmother came crawling from a mouse hole in the bathroom. He was wearing glasses and a pink tutu.
\"Hello Kaede, I\'m your Fairy god mother... my name is Kiminobu, and I\'m the queen... errr, King of the Fary God Mothers. I\'m here to give you one wish\"
\"Oh, Kiminobu Fairy God Mother King... I want to have a beautiful pink dress and an oversized cock to fuck the Tensai for ever\"
\"But you have to pay a price for that. YOU WILL HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME!!! YOU WILL SPEND ALL THE ETERNITY IN THE FAIRY GOD MOTHERS LAND... a.k.aTHE-SUPER-CHERRY-PIE-OF-DOOM-LAND\"
\"THE-SUPER-CHERRY-PIE-OF-DOOM-LAND?\" exclaimed Hanamichi and Kaede very excited.
\"AND WE WILL BE ABLE TO EAT CHERRY PIES OFM?\"M?\"
\"Not only that, you will be forced to eat Chery Pies of Doom. Besides, you will be forced to watch the Super-cherry-pie of doom Television. Do you know what that means?\"
\"No\"
\"THERE\'S NO REMOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\" Kiminobu laughed evily. In deed, it is very cruel to have a tv set without remote.
\"NO REMOTEEEEEEE????!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\" Cried hanamichi and kaede desperately.
\"Don\'t worry, my nasty Kitsune, I will buy you a new pink dress, and your cock is already oversized.\" Hanamichi said sweetly to Kaede.
\"Yeah, you\'re right... let\'s send this cross-dressed fairy god mother to THE UNHEALTHY-LUNGS-AND-BRAINCELLS-THC LAND!!!\" Said, Kaede.
With that, he picked the little man in pink tutu and wrapped him in a smoking paper. They lit it and smoked the fairy god mother. When they were both very high and having allucinations about dancing laundry , they started fucking like rabbits in heat.
\"UNNHHH HANA, YOU\'RE SO HARD I WANT TO DANCE WITH THE DANCING LAUNDRY, HARDER, HARDER\"
\"OHHH YEAH KITSUNE, YOU ARE SO TIGHT...\"
And they continued fucking forever because they got stuck.... they had lots of retarded (but very good looking) children.
Meanwhile, the Queen of the Fairy God mothers, Hisashi, started wondering where the hell was his wife, the King of the Fairy God Mothers, Kiminobu.
The End.
Simon Andres---- WHEN I GROW UP, I WOULD LIKE TO BE AN ASTRONAUT.
Coming next: The twisted misadventures of Hisashi and Kiminobu
[Don\'t get me wrong, I really like Slam Dunk... in fact I love it. Seriously, I\'m not being sarcastic.... my boyfriend says that I\'m derranged... I definetely don\'t think so]