Naughty Naughty

Integra Wingates Hellsing retired to her bedroom after a long day\'s work. She closed her door and started to undress. She stripped down to her lace knickers and slipped into a pair of deep blue silk pajamas. Little did she know that while her back was turned a pair of crimson eyes had been watching her undress. She turned around to fix her hair and saw the disappearence of those eyes. It was too quick for the average mortal to catch, but Integra was not the average mortal. She\'d learned to practically see out the back of her head the way she could turn so quickly. \"Damnit. How many times have I told him to stop spying on me?\" Integra fumed. This certainly wasn\'t the first time she\'d caught her servant getting in a free peep show. At first she was angry that he continued to invade her privacy like this. Then she got an idea. She would teach her mischiveous pet a lesson he\'d remember for a long time. \"If he wants to watch so badly, I\'ll give him a show he\'ll not soon forget.\" She said to herself with a smirk.

She couldn\'t see him, but she knew he was there somewhere in her room. He was hiding in the shadows as he always did so she would not see him. She walked over to her personal ice box. She kept one in her room for those times when she got a case of the midnight munchi She She took out a bowl of frozen strawberries. Then she went to her nightstand. She got a glass and a decanter of brandy. She a few strawberry halves into the glass and then poured some of the brandy into it. She took a sip of it and then set it down on her nightstand. Then she sat down on her bed reclining her head against the headboard. She dipped her finger into the brandy and then started licking it off. Alucard was watching from the shadows. At first he thought he would merely be watching his master drink a glass of brandy and then go to sleep. How boring that would have been. But things were starting to get interesting. \"What is master up to?\" He thought to himself. After licking the brandy off her finger she dipped into it again and took out one of the strawberry halves. She held it up over her mouth. She opened her mouth and let her tongue slink out. A large drop of brandy dripped off the strawberry and onto her waitinggue.gue. \"I\'ve never seen master eat like that before.\" Alucard said to himself, his trademark smirk gracing his facical features.

The vampire hadn\'t seen anything yet. Integra started licking the berry\'s center. She slowly swirled her tongue around it almost mimicking a certain act Alucard had dreamed of doing to her. \"Is she doing what I think she\'s doing?\" He asked himself starting to pull at his collar. Then she popped the berry into her mouth. She took another berry out of the brandy filled glass and started to do the same thing she did with the other one. Then she \'accidentally\' dropped it onto her pajama top. \"How clumsy of me. Her majesty would be appauled to know I was such a butter fingers. I guess I\'ll just have to takis tis top off.\" She said feining a hint of modesty. She started unbuttoning her top slowly. Alucard was rather shocked to see his master taking off her shirt for such a little stain. \"What\'s getting into her?\" He asked himself. Of course he knew what he wanted to be getting into her, more specifically him. She took her time unbuttoning the shirt. She let it slip from her shoulders onto the floor. She now sat half naked. But Alucard wasn\'t going to get the complete enjoyment he wanted. Her long pale blonde hair covered her bosom. \"Damnit woman move your hair.\" He said to himself. Then he realized he may have just said that outloud. Integra just smirked. She\'d heard him all right, but she\'d just pretend like she didn\'t. Neither did she make any moves to put on a different shirt.

\"Is she going to sit there half naked drinking brandy and eating strawberries? This isn\'t like master at all.\" Alucard thought being careful this time not to let his big mouth get him into more trouble. Integra took out another berry but didn\'t move to lick it this time. \"It is getting a bit warm in here. I can feel sweat forming on my neck as I speak. I know how to cool it off.\" She said and started rubbing the still frozen berry against her neck. It started leaving little red droplets along the side of her throat. \"Mmmm, that feels good.\" She said with a small groan. Small red rivulets of berry juice began to drip down her neck. Alucard\'s eyes zeroed right onto her throat. \"What the hell is she trying to do?\" Alucard asked himself.

Integra rubbed some of the strawberry juice up with her finger and licked it off slowly. \"That was nice. But I\'m still rather warm.\" She said finally pulling her hair away from her left breast. She took the berry she\'d rubbed on her neck and paused for a moment. She had a wicked smile on her face. She moved her hand closer and closer to her breast. \"She wouldn\'t dare.\" Alucard said to himself. Then she did exactly what he thought she wouldn\'t do. She pressed the cold berry to her nipple. \"Mmmmmm, this feels so good.\" She groaned. By this time Alucard was now pulling madly at his shirt trying to keep himself under control. He couldn\'t believe what he was seeing. Integra never acted like this. She never gave any hint that she even thought about carnal desires of the flesh, let alone want to act them out.

Integra moved her hair away from her other breast until they were both exposed. \"I want some more of that.\" She said seductively. \"Let me get near you, and I\'ll give you exactly what you want master.\" Alucard said trying to keep his composure. He was also trying not to notice something was going on below his belt. He watched intently as she massaged her other nipple with the same berry. And then to add to his frustration she cupped one breast with her hands and pushed it toward her mouth. \"Oh no you wouldn\'t.\" Alucard said, his breath now coming in short pants. He watched as she slicked her tongue across the red stained nipple. \"Good...grief...woman...\" Alucard gasped. He tried to resist the urge to come out of the shadows and ravish her then and there. There was a part of him wanted to stay right where he was and enjoy watching his master. She continued rubbing and licking her breasts until she could feel a fire burning between her thighs. Then she got a very wickedly evil look in her eyes.

\"What is she going to do now I wonder. I didn\'t know master could be so...naughty.\" Alucard said wondering what her next move would be. He didn\'t have to wait long for an answer. Integra started moving one of her hands down her stomach. Alucard watched her fingers slowly disapear into her pajama bottoms. \"No. She couldn\'t. She wouldn\'t.\" Alucard thought to himself. She did. Her fingers slid under the silk and under her lace panties. He could see exactly where her fingers went. Integra began to groan enjoying the feel of her own fingers against the tiny nob. \"Mmmmm...oh this feels so good.\" She groaned. \"It\'s a shame my pet isn\'t here. I wish it was him doing this. But since he\'s not here, I\'ll just have to do this myself.\" Integra moaned with an evil grin. \"I\'m dreaming. I have to be dreaming. She did NOT just say that!\" Alucard thought frantically. He wanted to burst out of his hiding place before a certain part of his body burst out of his pants. But he continued watching her working herself into a frenzy of passion. One hand massaged her breasts and the other worked her lower region. She continued to groan and arch her back until her body could no longer hold back release. \"Mmmm, ohhh....ohhh...\" She groaned. Then the coup de gras. \"Oh Alucard!\" She cried.

She heard a thud. She looked down still catching her breath. There was Alucard lying on the floor. His breaths coming in short pants. His eyes were wide and his mouth hanging open. Integra just looked at him with a smile of satisfaction. And to make his agony complete, she withdrew her hand from between her thighs and licked her juices from her fingers. \"Master, I...I...\" Alucard stuttered. He was in shock from seeing this little performance and trying to calm his own arousal. \"I know. I\'m sure you would have put out the fire for me, but as you can see I\'ve already done that myself. So you\'ll just have to go back to your own chambers. I\'m afraid I\'m no longer in the mood.\" Integra said. \"But master,\" Alucard begged. \"I\'m sorry my pet, but next time perhaps you\'ll learn when I say stop spying on me that\'s what I mean.\"

\"Well if that\'s my punishment, then perhaps I should do it more often.\" Alucard said with a smirk. Integra let out a sigh. \"Alucard...\" She purred. \"Yes master.\" Alucard replied. \"You are so thick headed.\" Integra said. Alucard continued to smirk. \"My head isn\'t the only place I\'m thick at.\" He replied.

The end? Perhaps, perhaps not.

I know some of the grammar may not be the greatest. That\'s more a fluke of the Notebook program. It just doesn\'t seem to space enough on a different page. Please review, but be kind. I guess you could say Integra and Alucard are out of character here.