Driven by Insanity

Disclaimer: No, we don’t own the characters of this fic. Not any of them or any of the ones to come. We are writing this solely for the benefit of our own twisted pleasure and nothing else.

WARNING: This fic is a monstrosity that may and probably will confuse if not insult fans of the characters’ respective anime/manga/or video games. So, if you like things to make sense, or have a problem with some of your favorite characters being violated and/or murdered in ridiculous ways then leave now. If you do not like Yuri or Yaoi or F/M pairings then you might not want to read this. Remember, ANYTHING can happen. You’ve been warned.

This fic was written in round robin fashion, which means one person writes a piece and passes it on for someone else to continue. So, not even we fully understand what’s going on.

Written by: Toast and Butter with Jelly.
Important Note: To understand part of this fic a little better it is important that you know when the characters are talking about Toast and Butter with Jelly, they mean us (the writers). My name is “with Jelly.” There may appear to be many grammatical errors because of the way we wrote our names. Like me and “and Butter” both have names that have a lower case letter to start it. Like I said, ridiculous.

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Driven by Insanity: Chapter 1 – The Beginning of the End

"Lord Ilpalazzo!" Excel screamed as she jolted upright in her bed. Her heart was pounding and she was drenched in cold sweat. She panted heavily trying to regain her breath. "Just what's wrong with me," she wondered to herself. It had been the fourth night in a row that she had dreamed of being brutally ravished by a rampaging chocobo. “No!” she cried out. “Lord Ilpalazzo is the only one for me.”

Excel let out a sigh of relief. "At least it was only a dream,” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, she felt something brush up against her leg, and she let out a shriek and she jerked the covers off of her to reveal something fuzzy and yellow... Blinking up at her was a cute little yellow Pikachu. "Oooooh, how cute!" she cried hugging it to her breast. The pikachu's eyes flashed a dark gleam as it suddenly tore off her shirt, revealing her breasts...

Excel’s shrill scream pierced the darkness.

Suddenly the door to her bedroom burst open. “Excel, what’s wrong!” A shadowy figure asked, worry apparent in his voice.

Excel waved her arms frantically trying to release the Pikachu’s vice like grip on her breasts, squealing, “Get it off, get it off get it off!”

“Let go of her!” the figure demanded. The sound of metal sliding out of its hilt made the Pikachu’s ear perk up. “TETSAIGA!” the figure screamed as he rushed forward, sword gleaming in the moonlight that shone through Excel’s bedroom window.

“PIIIKAAACHUUUU!” the Pikachu cried in defense as it flung itself at its attacker and summoned from within itself a monstrous bolt of lightning.

“Inuyasha! Look out!” Excel screamed, putting her hand forth as if it alone could stop the blazing bolt.

A rain of blood bathed both Excell and Inuyasha as the Pikachu's body lay cut in half on the floor, "Geh!" smirked Inuyasha "you should have know that the Tetsaiga can easily deflect electricity. So, as I was saying," Inuyasha smeared off some of the blood on his face with his finger then licked the blood off his finger and grinned as he looked at Excel. His eyes gleamed with darkness and desire, far darker and burning with more passion than Pikachu. He approached Excel, who was still startled by the blood bath. He leaned over her and drove his hands in between her legs. Carefully he placed his other hand on her breast.

"What are you doing?!" Excel exclaimed.

“I saw it in your eyes, you were wishing for it, it was burning within you when Pikachu attacked you, you wanted to... against your will, hahahaha, but is that really so? Against your will? You, more than anyone, want it....” Inuyasha said. "But I am different, I am a half demon, not like that Pikachu. I can meet up to your expectations... I’ll ravage on this precious thing, I’ll give you what you’re aching for..." continued Inuyasha as he brought his face close to Excel's.

“NO! STOP!...” Excel tried to struggle, but she was interrupted by Inuyasha's kiss. His mouth overwhelmed hers, his tongue poking around every little crevice, her muffled cries for help soon started to turn into moans of pleasure.

Inuyasha made a slight movement of the wrist and with his claws ripped away her remaining clothes. Then out of the darkness a bullet shot thru her heart, and then another one, BAM! in the head. The exit wounds carried blood and guts with them, and there stood Inuyasha, his fun ruined, when he turned to the darkness in an enraged mood he asked "WHO THE *bleeeeeeeep* is *bleeep* *bleep*??????!!!!!!!!!!!!”

From within the darkness a slender figure rose, and chuckled. He was wearing a yellow shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a blue tie and blue trousers, with shoes that made him look as if he were clumsy. He blew the smoke off the gun, and he directed a stern look towards Inuyasha, pointing the gun at him he said, “I want to know all the information you have on Toast with Butter and Jelly, if you cooperate I’ll let you live, if not... the same fate as hers waits you.”

Inuyasha crouched low glaring at the older man, panting heavily... He mumbled in a deep voice, “Toast is crunchy....” then he stood up, and said in a husky growl, “But oh so yummy with Jelly and Butter...” with that he leaped at Spike deflecting bullets with his fire rat armor, ultimately knocking him to the ground.

Spike tossed Inuyasha off of him, yelling, "I only like multigrain toast with peanut butter!!" Spike threw an angry punch at Inuyasha, who dodged it, and pressed his body close to Spike's. Spike's eyes widened as Inuyasha drew his tongue slowly up Spike's neck. Spike jerked at the sensation, his heart beating faster. He leaned into the hanyou who slowly drew his claws against the human's chest...using one claw to tear open his collared shirt. Suddenly, something burst through the wall next to them. Both men jumped back, eyeing the newcomer suspiciously.

Sitting on a yellow vespa was a young girl with wild pink hair in a bunny outfit... "Don't forget about ME! I like toast TOO!" she blinked seductively at the two men. Spike and Inuyasha sweatdropped.

The bunny girl scanned the room quickly with her eyes, surveying the carnage that had already ensued. “Well it looks like you boys have been partying without me,” she stated in a low erotic voice as she took in the images of the two bloodied halves of the Pikachu and the naked form of Excel with blood practically spraying out of the holes in her corpse like a geyser.

“Now you’ll have to make it up to me,” she said as she revved up her Vespa and charged at the two men lying atop one another. Inuyasha jumped into the air, evading the vehicle easily. Spike on the other hand, was sent flying through the window as the Vespa skidded into him with amazing force.

Shards of glass glimmered magnificently in the moonlight, surrounding Spike as they fell with him.

Spike heard an “UGH!” sound as he impacted a warm body, glass clattering around them as it smashed onto the sidewalk.

“Kiyone! Are you alright!” a blonde girl screeched into Spike’s ear. She had very tan skin and wore a blue themed uniform. “What happened Kiyone, you suddenly transformed into this fuzzy haired man,” the dumb blonde continued.

“MM HMPH MSH SNRR!” came a muffled voice from under Spike.

“What, Kiyone?”

Spike shook his head dazedly and rolled himself off the one the blonde kept referring to as Kiyone. She too wore a blue themed uniform.

Kiyone now freed from Spike’s weight sat upright and glared at the blonde. “You IDIOT, Mihoshi! How could I transform into a man? He just suddenly jumped on top of me!”

Inuyasha looked out of the broken windowpane to the street below. “Well I’ll be. He’s still alive. I guess that’s a good thing. It would have sucked to lose two potential lovers in one night.

“Out of my way!” the bunny girl said as she shoved Inuyasha aside and looked out the window herself.

“What’s your problem?!” Kiyone growled as she grabbed Spike by what remained of the collar of his shirt.

“It wasn’t my fault,” Spike said pulling himself free of her grip. “That crazy rabbit girl threw me out of the window.”

“Crazy rabbit girl?” Mihoshi said as she looked up at the window. “Wow she’s really cute.”

“What?” Kiyone looked up to the window as well. “HARUKO!? Mihoshi! That’s the criminal we’re after.” Kiyone drew out her gun and pointed it at the pink haired bunny girl. “Haru Hara Haruko! This is the Galaxy Police. You’re under arrest! Come out with your hands up!” she called out.

“What’s a Galaxy Police?” Inuyasha wondered from his spot on the floor. He drew is Tetsaiga once more and hurled it at Haruko!

Haruko stepped aside and the sword flew out the window and speared Mihoshi through the chest. Her blood spattered onto Spike and Kiyone just before her body crumpled limply on its side to the floor, the Tetsaiga visible from the front and back of her torso.

“Damn!” Spike said. “She was good looking too.”

“Mihoshi…” Kiyone’s voice trembled. “I can’t believe it…she…killed Mihoshi…” Tears welled up in her eyes as she knelt down to touch Mihoshi’s face. “Mihoshi…is finally dead! I’m free! Now I can work without Mihoshi to drag me down. Maybe I’ll even get a promoted back to First Class Detective,” Kiyone rambled, off in her own little world.

“Nice shot,” Haruko mocked.

Inuyasha bared his teeth and growled viciously. He slashed wildly at Haruko with his claws, getting angrier as she evaded each one. He was suddenly thrown back against the far wall. He shook off the dizziness that came with the impact and jumped back to his feet, only to get knocked aside again.

Haruko stood over him, guitar in hand and smiling cruelly. “I think…I wanna…touch them,” she said as she leaned down and fondled Inuyasha’s dog like ears while humming Little Busters.

Inuyasha squirmed as she pulled and prodded at his ears. Somehow through their torment, his ears picked up the sound of two sets of footsteps running up the staircase towards Excel’s smashed and battered room.

Spike and Kiyone made their way frantically up to the stairs until they reached the door to Inuyasha’s and Excel’s apartment. Through the door they heard soft humming.

Kiyone leaned her ear onto the door and listened closely. “Is that…is that Little Busters?” She kicked in the door and crouched low with her gun held out in front of her.

“When the kids think of the future…” Spike sang merrily as he followed Kiyone into the room.

“”Maybe kids don’t need the masters…” Inuyasha continued trying to shove Haruko off of him.

“Just waiting for the little busters…” Haruko chimed in.

“Oh Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” They all finished together.

“Hey wait, said Inuyasha. “How come she gets to sing Little Busters,” points at Haruko, “but I’m forbidden to sing Change the World?”

“Who forbid you from singing it?” Kiyone asked.

“Toast and Butter with Jelly,” he replied.

Spike drew his gun and aimed at the half-breed while Haruko readied her guitar to swing. Kiyone stood around looking clueless. They all stood in a half circle around Inuyasha.

“So, you’ve been in contact with them. Tell me where they are!” Spike demanded.

“Wha? Toast? Butter? Jelly?” Kiyone’s expression grew more confused with every passing second.

“No! Toast and Butter with Jelly! Geez, you stupid girl. Get the wax out of your ears,” Inuyasha snapped.

“What was that?” Kiyone raised her gun again, this time shooting Inuyasha full of holes.

“OWWW!!” Inuyasha bellowed as he cringed in pain on the floor.

After the fifteenth shot, Spike pointed his gun at Kiyone to scare her into ceasing fire. “That’s enough.”

“Yeah,” Haruko said swinging her guitar at Kiyone. “We haven’t gotten the information we need.”

Kiyone dive rolled out of the way of Haruko’s guitar. “You dare attack an officer! Eat Puchuu poo!” Kiyone yelled. She pulled out a small remote control and it the big red button in the center. Out of a vortex that opened up right above Haruko came an avalanche of Puchuu poop, burying Haruko underneath. “Haru Hara Haruko! You’re under arrest!” Kiyone said triumphantly.

Spike grabbed Inuyasha by the arm, hauled him off the floor, and rushed him out the room leaving a small trail of hanyou blood.

Kiyone remained in the room reaching into the Puchuu poo, pulling out Haruko’s limp arm and placing a set of handcuffs on the soiled flesh. “Finally a promotion!”

“A promotion! Way to go, Kiyone,” came a shrill voice from behind her.

Kiyone shuddered at the familiar voice and slowly turned around, frightened by who she suspected was there. “Please not her,” she whispered to herself. “Anyone but her…”

There stood Mihoshi with the Tetsaiga still protruding from her torso. Her skin was slowly turning a pale sickening green as pieces of it slowly deteriorated right off her bones.

“Z…Z…Z…ZOMBIE!!!” Kiyone screamed.

“What’s wrong…Kiiyooonee…” Mihoshi dragged out her words, filled with malicious intent.

“How are you…?”

“Alive?” Mihoshi interrupted. “Well this kind gentleman came by and gave me some pretty blue liquid. The T-Virus I believe he called it.” She laughed evilly as she stalked towards Kiyone. “Kiyone…I want you to..joooiinn meeeee…”

“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Kiyone shrieked.

Down the street, Spike and Inuyasha heard Kiyone’s scream pierce the night. “Looks like another one bites the dust,” Inuyasha said, hacking up blood between each word.

“There’s more to this isn’t there,” Spike questioned, still pulling the dog demon along by the arm.

“with Jelly has gone crazy,” Inuyasha replied.

“What? with Jelly’s lost it? What about Toast or and Butter?”

“They’re indulging her insanity. They’re committing genocide against anime, manga, and video game characters and there’s nothing any of us can do to stop them. You should get out of here before you end up like the others.”

The duo reached the gates of a misty graveyard.

To be continued…
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And now for the character tracker-

Chapter casualties: In order of death
Pikachu (Pokemon)-Sliced in half by the Tetsaiga
Excel (Excel Saga)-Shot by Spike
Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo)-Speared through the chest with the Tetsaiga
Haruko (FuriKuri / FLCL)-Buried in Puchuu poop.
Kiyone (Tenchi Muyo)-Eaten by the partner she never wanted.

Resurrections:
Mihoshi with the T-Virus

Survivors:
Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
Spike (Cowboy Bebop)

Reference and/or Cameo characters:
Lord Ilpalazzo (Excel Saga)
A chocobo (Final Fantasy)

Note from “with Jelly”- When Inuyasha *bleeps* he is literally making a bleeping sound. We’re not censoring it, just mocking it.

Could you guys tell at what points we switched writers?

Well, what do you guys think? Did you laugh? Want to bleach your eyes out, maybe? Any characters you want to see put into this? Please Review. Flames are more than welcome. Maybe we can get some loyal flamers, lol.