Slayers Parody | By : Crystal56 Category: +S to Z > Slayers Views: 1401 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. |
Disclaimer: I don’t own Slayers…nor do I own the plot…for
the most part.
A/N: WARNING this
is a parody, AU with not mentioning of Gourry or Amelia. If you don’t like that, then don’t read
it. If you do and decide to flame it,
you’re an idiot. I warned you…it’s your
own fault if you don’t read summaries or Author Notices. Thank you for your time to read this…and
remember, you were WARNED!
WARNING 2: This
is basically beginning like the first of the season…same deal with Shabrangido
(hope I spelled that right…)…just in a different way!
Chapter 1: Meeting with an old friend…
The bandit camp
was noisy tonight. Good, that was what
Lina had been waiting for. She had
overheard that their camp had recently come across a nice big hoard of goods
and Lina meant to take it from them.
“Source of all
power, light which burns beyond crimson, Let thy power gather in my hand!” she
shoutedirebireball!” With those fatal
words the assault began.
“Run!” someone
shouted, “We’re under attack!” Lina let
out a smirk as the smoke cleared somewhat and she saw the boss, of course, he
had to be…only the boss was fat and lazy.
es'> “LINA INVERSE!”
he cried as he recognized her face and began to run in the opposite direction.
“You aren’t
getting away that easily…” she said with a smile, “Fireball!” The boss erupted into flames ami amidst the
chaos she took out a bag and made her way over to the treasure stash.
“Hey, that’s our
treasure!” the boss cried out, letting out a burnt puff of air.
“Lucky me!” Lina
said, ignoring them and taking out gold, gems and priceless artifacts, “This is
what I call a good day!” Bag after bag
she stored and then she smiled again.
“…” the boss
couldn’t exactly complain anymore, he just lay in a heap upon the ground.
“Ray Wing!” she
shouted and lifted off of the ground, with another big smile and patting on the
bag of treasure she held onto, she was gone.
One of the injured parties slowly made his way past burning buildings
and collapsing towers. He was badly
burned himself.
“I’ll get you for
this Inverse…” he coughed up as he made his slow way, “Damn you!”
“Well, it’s more
than a beautiful day…” Crystal Ryu said, stretching her arms, “I should be at a
town sooner or later…warm food, soft bed…
I haven’t had one of those in almost a week!” She made her way down the path, yawning as
she did so. It was just past lunch time,
and she was attempting to stay awake after eating such a large meal of
fish.
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