Now Sit Right Back And You\'ll Hear A Tale

Hello! TLC here! It\'s time or the Disclaimers. I do not own Weiss Kreuez, I just wish I did! I am not making any money out of this, I\'m just writing this insane fic of mine for fun! There will be violence, OOC, self insertation, *audience groans* What?? Character Bashing, mainly Toto and Ouka bashing! *evil smile* and of course there will be yaoi! Feedback is welcome so on with chapter one of this silly fic!

Now Sit Right Back And You\'ll Hear A Tale

Chapter One: Hawaii Here We Come!


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{At the break room of the Kineko, everyone was bored to of their minds. Aya was Polishing his sword. (Ken:) Ken was flipping through the channels trying to find something on TV. Omi was on his laptop, while Yohji was reading a magazine. Ken threw the remote control down in disgust} 500 channels and there isn\'t shit on! I am so bored, it\'s not funny!

{Aya looked up from polishing his sword}(Aya): Hn. It has been pretty slow around here.

(Omi): I wonder if our new boss has found us any missions?

{Yohji looked at Omi in disbelief}(Yohji): You mean, you actually want to go on some dangerous mission? Shudders} not me!

(Omi): Well, no, but it would be great if we had something to do! Anything will do!

{ a neko girl, with medium length brown hair, thin, about 5\'2 wearing a blue t-shirt with the word \'Rocker\' written in silver glitter with a long light blue shirt underneath and blue jeans and black sandals bursts through the door and runs in}( TLC): BOYS!!! I\'ve got great news!!!

{The guys jump at the intrususion}

{Aya glares at TLC} (Aya annoyed): Woman! Don\'t you know how to knock?!?

{Ken blinks confused at TLC and smiles}(Ken): TLC what brings you here?

{TLC grins}(TLC): Gentlemen, I just won a contest on the radio! It\'s a good thing I knew what the name of the most famous volcano in Hawaii is! The prize is an all expense paid trip to Hawaii! So, pack your bags! We\'re going to Hawaii!! {Jumps up and down excitedly}


(Ken): That sounds like fun, how about you guys?

(Others): Sounds great!

{TLC smiles}(TLC): I\'d knew you guys would agree! Man, it\'s been too quiet around here! Where\'s all the gangsters and badies? Since it looks like we\'ll all be stuck around here doing squat, I had planned on arranging a vacation anyways! So, it’s a good thing called in to the radio station I was the 8th caller! Going to Hawaii would be most exilant! So, you are all hereby ordered to take a few weeks off and relax in Hawaii!!

{Yohji grins and goes over and drapes his arm around TLC}(Yohji) You know, I think I\'m beginning to like our new boss!

{TLC blushes}(TLC): Aww! You\'re just saying that cause I scored you a ticket to Hawai!{playfully punches Yojhi in the ribs}

{ Yojhi Smiles sheepishly}(Yohji)True, but who in their right minds pass up a trip to Hawaii? I hear that place is the best! The surf, the sun the beaches, the hot hula babes!

(Omi looks at TLC) Hey TLC? If it\'s not too much trouble can I invite a friend of mine to come with us?(looks at TLC pleadingly)
(TLC frowns and shakes her head)

(TLC) Oh, I\'m sorry Omi-kun but the trip is only for five people! I\'m afraid your friend can\'t come with.

(Omi frowns) Oh.

(TLC pats Omi on the back.)

(TLC) Buck up Omi! You’ll have a great time! I\'ve got a very special present to give you tomorrow! It isn\'t everyday, one of my pals turns 17!
(Omi smiles, blushing) Aw, you don\'t have to get me anything TLC! It\'s still nice of you to invite me and the others to go to Hawaii! (Omi mutters barely audible) Though I still wish you\'d let me invite my friend to come along too.

(TLC pats Omi\'s cheek) Well, I did get you something! Nothing\'s too good for my boys! I\'d let your friend come, but the radio station only gave me five tickets, like I said. I\'d invite your bud, if one the others would give up their ticket! Well boys? (Looks to Aya, Yohji, and Ken)

(Youji puts his hands up in front of him) Don\'t look at me! There\'s no chance that I\'m missing out on going to Hawaii! I want to see about snagging me some hot Hula girls!

(Aya scoffs) You would.

(TLC) Look, Omi, I\'m sure it won\'t kill you to be away from your friend for the next two weeks...

(Omi interrupts her pouting) Two weeks! Aww!

(TLC) It\'ll be okay! Omi, we\'re going to have a BLAST! There\'s gonna be swimming, and sunbathing, and surfing, plus the luoaws! {Has a dreamy look in her eyes} This is a fine opportunity! Time will just fly by you\'ll see!(looks at her watch and turns to the boys) Look at the time! You Guys gather your stuff together; we gotta get ready for our expedition!

(Aya, Ken, Yohji and Omi turn to leave. TLC looks in her purse and frowns and goes after Omi)

(TLC while sheepishly rubbing the back of her neck.)(TLC): Hey! Omi, can I borrow your cell? I need call my travel agent to make the flight arrangements, but in the excitement of winning that contest, I left mine at home

{Omi looks at her} (Omi): What\'s wrong with the Kineko\'s phone?

(TLC): It\'s broken! So can I please borrow your cell?{gives Omi her famous Chibi eyes}

{Omi smiles and gives TLC his cell phone} (Omi): Oh, okay, but be careful, I\'ll be down in a few minutes so don\'t take off with it.

{TLC takes the cell phone from Omi grinning} (TLC): Thanks! Don\'t worry! It shouldn\'t take long! {Omi leaves. TLC takes the cell phone and clicks on the phonebook icon and starts scrolling through the names listed. Ken and Aya notice her actions and watch her warily}

(Ken): TLC-Chan, I thought you were going to call your travel agent! Why are you looking at Omi\'s cell phonebook? You shouldn\'t snoop!

{TLC grins mischivily} (TLC): Why I\'m not snooping! I\'m just looking for Omi\'s friend\'s number!

(TLC): Aha! Here we go!{TLC presses a button on the phone and it starts ringing. A person replies and a slightly amused and disgusted look appears on TLC\'s face shakes her head and rolls her eyes} (TLC) No! I would not like to do that! Hentai! Ever heard of just saying hello?

{Listens to the caller\'s annoyed reply} (TLC in a teasing voice) Oooh! Aren\'t we the cranky one! One. I am TLC I\'m a friend of Omi\'s.Two, I have his cell cause I\'m calling to invite you to come to Hawaii with Omi and me and his friends.

{Listens to reply} (TLC): Omi didn\'t invite you because it\'s a surprise! Tomorrow’s Omi-Chan’s birthday, and I\'d though it would be lovely if you flew in tomorrow to surprise him{listens to speaker\'s reply} Well, I knew because besides, mine,Aya\'s,Ken\'s and Yohji\'s number, yours is the only one on his list! Call it a hunch if you will. So, are you interested in coming or not?{listens to speaker} you are? Excellent! Yeah, I got the ticket; I\'ll bring it over to your place today, and work out the details, where do you live?

{Whispers to Ken} Get me a piece of paper and pencil {Ken grabs a note pad and pencil and hands it to TLC. TLC takes it and starts writing down the address.} Got it. Well, I\'ll be by soon. Cya later bye.

(Turns off cell phone and smiles) Here. Give this back to Omi, I\'m going to go work out the details, be back soon. Now to get a hold of my agent {TLC gives Omi\'s cell phone to Ken. pulls out her cell phone. Aya looks at her suspiously.} (Aya) Didn\'t you say you left that at home?

{TLC Grins at Aya} I lied! How else could I find out the number of Omi\'s pal? I couldn\'t bloody well have asked him!{Ken looks at TLC confused..} But you said you only had five tickets to Hawai! How is Omi\'s friend coming?{TLC smiles.}

(TLC): I really have six tickets to Hawaii! I only told Omi I had five to fool him! You\'d better not tell Omi about his surprise or else I\'ll kick your buts!

(Ken): We, wont, we won\'t!

{looks at Aya and Ken}. (TLC): Why you still standing around? Get packing! Be back real soon bye! {Leaves Kineko}


{Ken looks to Aya, who just shrugs and turns to leave. Ken soon follows}

TBC....

Well, that\'s it for chapter one. I\'ll try to get chapter two done soon.

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