Cucumber
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Category:
Digimon › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,016
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Digimon: Digital Monsters, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Cucumber
Cucumber
By: Karie
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Be afraid! Be very afraid! *evil cackles (cackling provided by The Wicked Witch of the West)* Oh, this is a good one. I got the idea while eating a cucumber that I had peeled slowly and eaten whole. *smile* That itself sounds nasty, doesn\'t it? Just, read the fic. Enjoy Minna!
DISCLAIMER!: Oh yes, I make no money, cause I dun own it. ^.^;; Poor me, ne?
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Koushiro dug around in the vegetable drawer, looking for something to eat. He saw the perfect one all of a sudden, all long and smooth. It was the perfect...
Tai looked in the kitchen and saw Koushiro\'s ass in the air. He walked over and looked to see what was up. Then he noticed it. It was perfectly round, and perky, it looked so delicious. I looked like the perfect...tomato. \"Hey, Koushiro, toss me that tomato while your down there.\" The copper haired young man nodded and said perfect tomato was lifted. \"This one?\" Tai nodded and took the fruit.*1
Koushiro lifted it out of the drawer and smiled, turning towards the couter where the knife lay. \"This must be the most perfect one I\'ve ever seen.\"
Ken stopped at the kitchen door with the rest of the DigiBoys. Koushiro\'s words kept going. \"It is perfect, its so long, and smooth too. And if you touch it just right...\" Ken passed out, blood dripping.
Koushiro turned around, blinking. \"Whats wrong with Ken?\" The rest of the guys shrugged. Koushiro nodded. He took a bite off the end and slowly peeled the rest of the thing. \"You guys notice, this has got to be the perfect cucumber? See how long and smooth that is?\" The other guys nodded, commenting on the smoothness of it. Koushiro looked down at Ken who was unconcious and dripping blood onto the tile. \"I wonder what he was thinking.\"
~OWARI~
*mad laughter* WELL! What did you silly people THINK Koushiro was talking about? DUH!
*1 yes, fruit. I studied it in biology class. Tomato\'s produce seeds and are there for a fruit.
By: Karie
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Be afraid! Be very afraid! *evil cackles (cackling provided by The Wicked Witch of the West)* Oh, this is a good one. I got the idea while eating a cucumber that I had peeled slowly and eaten whole. *smile* That itself sounds nasty, doesn\'t it? Just, read the fic. Enjoy Minna!
DISCLAIMER!: Oh yes, I make no money, cause I dun own it. ^.^;; Poor me, ne?
######
Koushiro dug around in the vegetable drawer, looking for something to eat. He saw the perfect one all of a sudden, all long and smooth. It was the perfect...
Tai looked in the kitchen and saw Koushiro\'s ass in the air. He walked over and looked to see what was up. Then he noticed it. It was perfectly round, and perky, it looked so delicious. I looked like the perfect...tomato. \"Hey, Koushiro, toss me that tomato while your down there.\" The copper haired young man nodded and said perfect tomato was lifted. \"This one?\" Tai nodded and took the fruit.*1
Koushiro lifted it out of the drawer and smiled, turning towards the couter where the knife lay. \"This must be the most perfect one I\'ve ever seen.\"
Ken stopped at the kitchen door with the rest of the DigiBoys. Koushiro\'s words kept going. \"It is perfect, its so long, and smooth too. And if you touch it just right...\"
Koushiro turned around, blinking. \"Whats wrong with Ken?\" The rest of the guys shrugged. Koushiro nodded. He took a bite off the end and slowly peeled the rest of the thing. \"You guys notice, this has got to be the perfect cucumber? See how long and smooth that is?\" The other guys nodded, commenting on the smoothness of it. Koushiro looked down at Ken who was unconcious and dripping blood onto the tile. \"I wonder what he was thinking.\"
~OWARI~
*mad laughter* WELL! What did you silly people THINK Koushiro was talking about? DUH!
*1 yes, fruit. I studied it in biology class. Tomato\'s produce seeds and are there for a fruit.