Spike\'s Fucking WHO?!

DISCLAIMER: I don\'t own Cowboy Bebop


A/N: Alrighty, this is a CHALLENGE that I accepted from Silent_Aura about Spike/VT, so if you\'re squeamish about this pairing, I\'d HIGHLY suggest not reading this since it involves the two...well...fucking. lol REVIEW, PLEASE!!!

CH 1
Spike Spiegel lazily leaned forward against the bar table top and flipped up his yellow collar, all the while taking apathetic glances towards the rather attractive women in the bar.

There was some hot Hispanic chick by the women\'s restroom that slightly resembled Asimov\'s girl, Katrina (she had been one hot little number), a pretty skanky-looking blonde by the juke box, a rather bored Asian chick by the billiards, VT...

Wait...VT?? What the hell?!

\"Well look what the cat dragged in! Uh...no pun intended,\" the rather large woman exclaimed, grinning from ear to ear as Zeros gave a sharp yowl in response.

Spike couldn\'t help but smile. \"VT...it\'s so great to see you. And your cat, too, even though I hate them like I hate kids and women with attitude.\"

VT huffed. \"Well lucky for me, I\'m neither of those things,\" she remarked, lighting a cigarette before blowing a silvery cloud over towards the cowboy\'s face. \"Whatcha in town for? Business?\"

\"Nah...I just came here to get wasted,\" Spike assured her, grinning before downing another shot of scotch. \"But then again, I guess I\'d do that if I were bounty hunting, too.\"

VT nodded. \"Yeah, that sure as hell sounds like you......if ya wanna get THAT wasted, why don\'t you just come back with me to the hotel that I\'ve checked-in a little ways up the road? I\'ve got plenty of booze to knock your socks off.\"

Spike grinned. How could he say no?

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\"Ugh...my head.\"

\"Serves you right for drinking that shit so fast,\" VT scolded, managing to laugh in spite of herself as Spike continued to lie sprawled out across the couch in her hotel room like a drunken oaf. \"You need some water? It tends to dilute the alcohol so that you don\'t get a hangover the next morning.\"

Spike elevated one shoulder, then let it drop. \"Naaah...I...uh...can\'t scthink.\"

VT rolled her eyes. \"God, you\'re helpless! Just look at you! A complete mess!\"

Spike watched her through blurred vision, a slight smirk making its way across his lips once he realized, to his utmost astonishment, that when he was drunk VT looked pretty hot. To be blunt, as a teenager he had often fantasized about how erotic it would be to fuck a fat chick, so why not try it now?

Noticing the awkward glint in the cowboy\'s eyes, VT regarded him with a strange look, then folded her arms across her buxom bosom in aggravation. \"So what the hell are YOU staring at?,\" she demanded, her irritation only augmenting in magnitude when he didn\'t stop. \"Quit looking at me like I\'m a piece of meat! I may have huge tits, but it\'s just baby fat, so knock it off, you fucking lecher!\"

Spike couldn\'t help but let out a booming laugh at her comments, his inebriated form staggering upward before he fell face-first into VT. \"Hell-O, beautiful,\" he slurred, laughing into the crook of her neck as he began to drunkenly fondle one of her large breasts. \"I know you want me...I\'m shexy.\"

VT groaned. \"Shit...\"

\"Nah, c\'mon!,\" he urged, taking her by the shoulders and shoving her down and onto the couch with an amazing amount of agility for his current state. \"Lesh have shex!\"

VT\'s eyes nearly boggled out of her skull the moment that that proposition had been laid before her. Sure, she found Spike to be attractive, but did she really want to fuck him?

Hell yes.

Deciding that it was pretty much ok to take advantage of the drunken man since she\'d surely never get this chance again, VT anxiously removed her baggy clothing, now feeling rather self-conscious as she wondered what her drunken friend would think of her body.

Spike, however, was far too busy with the removal of his own clothing to even notice. Once he had kicked off his socks and shoes, however, he turned back around and grinned a dopey grin, leaning in and flicking his tongue across one of the older woman\'s pert nipples.

\"Aagh!,\" VT moaned, seizing Spike by his unruly locks before pressing his face even further against her bosom so that he could continue his dutiful licking.

Shit, that felt good...

Closing her eyes, VT continued to fight off moans as the cowboy\'s teeth sawed back and forth against her large mounds, his lips wrapping about one nipple after the other, each time sucking to both his and his partner\'s hearts content.

Suddenly stopping him, VT motioned for Spike to get down on his knees, completely unable to prevent a smirk from spreading across her lips once she placed her pussy over his mouth and began to grind against his lips. \"C\'mon,\" she urged, her breathing rate rapidly speeding up, \"lick me.\"

More than happy to comply, Spike left VT moaning and grinding her hips into his awaiting mouth, his mind instantly realizing that his fantasy was coming true as he grabbed onto her broad waist and sunk his fingers deep into her meaty flesh in order to stabilize himself.

God, she tasted good.

\"Spike!\", VT suddenly screamed, doubling over and continuing to harshly hump his face as he continued to mercilessly lick her clit. \"Oh, shit yes...SPIKE!\"

He couldn\'t help but grin amidst his oral torture, his lips glistening with her surprisingly sweet fluids once he realized that so far fucking a fat chick was pretty awesome. Running his tongue along her silky inner walls, Spike then bit down upon her clit, thus causing VT to let out an ear-piercing, impassioned moan.

Eager to pay him back for his oral torture, VT hurriedly dropped down to her knees and pinned Spike down on the couch and onto his back, a devilish smirk curling upon her lips before she ruthlessly took as much of his cock into her awaiting mouth as she could and began to nibble on his swelling member as if she hadn\'t eaten in days.

Running her tongue down along his shaft, VT then caressed his abs and thighs as she continued to dutifully nip and suck along his thick cock, his fingers tangling within her short blonde hair before he began thrusting deep into her open mouth in several erratic, rythmic gyrations.

Wow...she was surprisingly a very good deep-throater.

VERY good.

Letting out a cry, Spike suddenly poured his hot seed into VT\'s awaiting mouth and down her throat in a single arc-like blast of creamy white, VT grinning like a fool as she licked away the excess come on her lips and swallowed it whole with a satisfied sigh. \"Ya got any more, cowboy? I\'m ready for seconds.\"

Forcibly caressing her between the legs as his silent answer to her question, Spike then roughly inserted two of his long, slender fingers deep within her wet entrance, her wide hips gradually tilting upwards in order to meet with the relentless thrusts of his gifted digits as if just his appendages alone were giving her pure bliss (which they were).

\"Go in my ass,\" VT suddenly begged, feeling more hot and heavy by the moment. \"Be quick about it, too...I wanna come under your administrations, not at the THOUGHT of them!\"

Spike smirked at her comment, his cock brushing up against her asshole before he then plunged deep within her opening with a satisfying squish that left both of them gasping with delight.

Gripping the edge of the couch, VT emitted a tremendous howl at the awkward, incredibly painful sensation of her ass being torn up, her wide hips beginning to swivel about in perfect syncopation to Spike\'s relentless thrusts as he continued to pound into her with all his might.

Squeezing her large breasts and trying his damndest to hold each of them in his entire hands (which was absolutely impossible) Spike bit down roughly on her shoulder and moaned into her surprisingly soft flesh, VT amazingly riding his cock like a pro as she continued to slide her ass up and down it as if she were speared.

God, she never expected it to be like this...

\"Now go into my puss,\" VT begged, obediently spreading her legs wide apart to as far as they would go before leaning forward and preparing for the onslaught.

Spike glanced down lecherously at the sight of her damp, oozing pussy, then grinned. \"With pleasure.\"

Removing himself from her ass and then slamming into her wet sheath as fast as lightning, Spike plunged deep within her silken walls, feeling even more turned on as he felt her fat rubbing against the base of his cock as he sunk into her again and again.

Pleasurably storing this thought deep within the recesses of his mind, Spike then began to rotate his hips to get the amazing high to go even higher, his counterpart moaning and groaning beneath him as she dug her stubby nails within the flesh of his back and let out a pleasurable scream.

\"Oh, yeeeah,\" she moaned, moving in perfect rhythm to his thrusts, \"fuck me, Spike Spiegel...fuck me like you\'ve never fucked a woman before!\"

Feeling her pussy contract about his cock in several spasmodic pulses, VT then let out a fulfilled moan once she realized that she was coming, only to immediately collapse onto the carpeted floor, Spike continuing to thrust relentlessly from behind like a ravaging bull as he continued to cup and fondle her large form.

He hadn\'t comed, yet, and he\'d be damned if he didn\'t. He always got his way---ALWAYS.

Gripping her ass like an iron vice, Spike then let out a tremendous growl once he felt himself explode deep within her tight pussy like liquid fire, his eyes rolling back in his head as he allowed the incredible sensation of his release to wash over him like that of a dam exploding.

Panting heavily, the couple separated, then turned their attention up toward the white ceiling above them.

\"Did we just...?\"

VT nodded. \"Yeah....we did.\"

Spike grinned. So fantasies could come true after all.


A/N: Dudes/dudettes, I majorly apologize if this offended anybody, and I can understand if you think I\'m sick, but I saw this pairing under the \"Do WHO???\" challenge (it was the 2nd to last choice for obvious reasons =-P) but I wanted to be different, so yeah....I chose Spike/VT. Who knows, I might continue it if you guys like it. Any feedback would be appreciated as long as it\'s not flat-out rude/uncalled for. Writer\'s have feelings, too! =-D REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh...and take Silent_Aura\'s challenge! There are some pretty good pairing choices!!! ^_^