Charged particle doom

Charged particle doomage!
(this is “Fuckinhorrible fic”™ Set in Zoids NC/0 Most characters go OOC. I forecast high probabilities of improbable man pretzel sex, psychotic lesbian sex, incest sex, impossible zoid sex, insane kinky sex and bad puns. Read at the risk of your own sanity)

“Daddy’, purred Leena Torres, her young nuble form covered only in a thin sheen of bodily fluids, evidence of the extremely dirty sex she; just had with her father. “I have a confession to make.”
“What would that be?” asked Dr Torres, looking over his daughter, so reminiscent of his wife, especially with her face covered in his man batter.
“well I told Harry I wouldn’t sleep with him any more. Not even for double the normal “prize money” I just cant be bothered faking it with him daddy, and he doesn’t have the ammunition to compete with you either. Besides….. “
“Besides what?”
“well I’m three months preggers daddy. With Leena Torres the third. Harry is a dickhead but he probably WOULD notice that I’m getting a little pudgy, and he only ever fucks me with a rubber.”

A huge grin split Dr Torres’ face, and he caterwauled into the air in happiness. Then he sobered.
“well young lady, I’m afraid that this meens you wont be bringing in extra money and for that I’ll have to punish you. And bringing me an extra mouth to feed.”
He grabbed a crop with a nifty little running liger design on the handle and began beating his unrepentant daughter’s ass. She wiggles and squirmed, her mouth pleading for forgiveness, but her wicked little pussy goosing all over her daddy’s lap, her breathing heightened, her pert little nipples sticking up uin excitement as her father’s cock hardened against her pregnant belly.
“punish me daddy. Hurt my ass. Show me what a naughty girl I’ve been” the squirming teen begged, and her father obliged, driving his re-engorged member into her tight asshole.

Brad sighed, and finished stuffing stuff into his duffelbag, resolutely ignoring the joyfull screams coming from the hovercargo’s “playroom” he’d have said farewell to his teammates, but thye were all busy. Bit was sitting in liger 0’s cockpit probably masturbating over the control systems again. Leena and her father were fucking once more, and Jamie had just taken off in the rayanos for parts unknown, and would probably come back with yet another speeding ticket.
“thye win one royal cup, and turn into a bunch of pleasure obsessed idiots,” hissed brad. “Well if I’m gonna hang out with obsessives, I know one lady who;se obsessed with my manly bits… and as she’s a skilled warrior, not gifted amatures like this bunch, I might make some cash too.
The shadow fox ran free and unfettered, brad hollering in delight, wondering if he should rename his shadow fox one he painted it red to match namoi’s gunsniper… and thinking firefox might be a good name.

Bit wasn’t in the cockpit. He was in the workshop, tinkering with something that liger zero it’s self had inspired him to make. Not long after leena and her father had started making discusting sounds, he brought the compononet out to his liger, which roared in approval.
I hope you know what you’re doing buddy, he murmured to the liger. The liger snarled some encouragement, and bit rode a service platform up to just under its tail which rose obligingly out of the way. Bit removed an armour plate, fished some unconnected wires out of the chink in it’s armour, and tplugged them into the component.. then eh slptted the component in.

An artifical vagina. Latex rubber and silicon combined with servo motors. Bit had been astonished when the liger had asked it to pleasure it … well her now, rather than just wacking off over owning the ultimate zoid. Bit looked at the device in apprehension, an then started as it started to leak silicone lubricant.. the wite rubber pussy beckoned him invitingly, and almost aginst his will, his member stiffened. Making his mind up, bid dropped his coveralls to the hanger floor, and embraced the cold metal rear of the liger zero, rubbing his manhood against the slippery rubber opening. Moaning in sudden passion, he pushed into the liger, and was rewarded with delightful sensations from the toy within the beast, as the liger purred in pleasure, the device working both ways, forming the ultimate bond between the ultimate X and to the pilot for whom the organic computer system had fallen for, love at first sight.

“The wild eagle” flew his rayanos through the sky pushing for ever more speed. Faster faster he flew, desperate to escape. They thaguht he was to young. They thaught he didn’t know what they were getting up to. They thaught that innocent Jamie would keep their secreats. By god were they about to find out how wrong they were. Harry’s camp hove into view, and Jamie realised that he’d made it. Soon, oh so soon, he’d be able to get his revenge. And it would be hellishly sweet.

Harry champ was already in a state of apoplexy when the rayanos appeared on the monitor. Not only ahd that bimbo leena rejected him for the last time, his annoying bitch of a sister was coming, and he already knew what her message was, thanks to Benjamin’s haxx0r sk1llz. The last thing he needed was the Tores family’s annoying little adopted shit rubbing it in his face when his sister ordered him back home. The only good thing in his life was his new zoid. A black seismosaurus, with scissor storm and laser storm chimera zoids for backup. He’d gotten the stylourarmour option too, in the hopes leena would fuzor with him. Fat chance of that happening now he thaught. He briefly debated using the seismo’s ultimate firepower to blast Jamie from the sky, but decided against it, for the time being. He was after all the only member of the blitz team with a brain in their head.
“Harry, we need to talk” said wild eagle, in that voice so more mature than Jamie usually sounded. “I ran away from my team to give you this message. Leena didn’t dump you because you’re such a spendthrift like she said. She dumped you because she’s pregnant. With her father’s child. And I can no longer counternance seeing such a gifted warrior such as yourself wasting your life mooning over a slut like that.”
Harry sank to his knees, jaw agape. ‘why Jamie.. Why must you tell me this?”
Jamie smiled evily. “Because you Have the money to buy me something better than this piece of shit. You and I are gonna get our revenge on the blitz team for the way they don’t apriciate us. And Call me Wild Eagle.”
Harry’s eyes lit up like novas at he sound of those words.
“I didn’t think I’d use this one… I’m not good at flying and hovering zoids. But you, wild eagle,” he said respectfully “are the perfect pilot for this monstrosity”
Harry led Eagle into the hanger, and showed him the towering red rex zoid sitting there, it’s malevolent presence seemingly causing the other zoids to shy from it.
I had this assembled out of salvage from the royal cup. It’s an ultra rare zoid type known as a geno breaker, and while it’s not as powerful as a bezerk furher, it will certainly give one a run for it’s money. And what’s better, for you, is that with those beefy jets, it’s capable of full flight and hover capacity.”
The wild eagle chuckled rustily, looking much older than his 15 years briefly. I think, Mr champ, that we’re going to make those blitz team bastards wish they had never been born.
A deep rumbling in the distance caused harry to sigh “not if my sister has her way”
“What?’
“that’s her coming now. This time I’m cut off for certain. I spent to much on these two, let alone spending it on a zoid I couldn’t pilot myself. If we cant convince her otherwise, I’m afraid that she’s going to disown me and repossess these.”
The wild eagle considered this briefly and then smiled. If your sister wants to fuck you over Harry, you should fuck her first. Literally.”
Harry gasped in shock, while the eagle stooped on his prey. Think about it. You have to get her cooperation, and that’s how dr Torres subdued Leena.. with a hot beef injection. I know you can do it Harry, and you have to prove yourself a man.
Harry nodded slowly and inside the wild eagle Jamie cheered. Finally someone was listening to his strategies.

Chapter 2 Dr Torres sighed happily as he squirted the contents of his bladder over his daughter’s face, washing the entrustment of 3 hours of steamy sex off her face with his pungent urine. Leena opend her mouth and faced into the stream swallowing with desperate hunger. Daddy, she panted once he;d finished, and she’s licked her lips to gather as much of the precious yellow fluid as she could… Daddy why did you make me wait so long? Didn’t you realise every time I sassed you, I wanted a spanking? Eery time I defied your will I craved oyur punishment? Steve Torres looked down at his daughter and said. Far to much like your mother. She used to do the exact same thigns to me. And when you’re fighting, you’re so like her it’s scary. The only thing she loved more than gobbling my shit off a plate was blasting the fuck out of things If only she hadend died in that match. Leena, don’t be like your mother,. Stay alive and look after our daughter, you got that?
Yes dad, said leena, surprised to hear her father talk even that much about what happened to her mother all those years ago. I’ll be careful I promise.
Daddy, she then went on to ask. Why don’t we tell the others now. I mean it’s probably obvious, and it’s going to get more obvious and I do also want so see the look on bit;s face when he realises that he chips in those cookies he stole weren’t chocolate and caramel.
Ok said her father and hit the button that should summon the members of the blitz team to their meeting room.

Bit was kind of unavailable to the pager. Liger zero, once it had gotten used to its new EAS (erotic arrousal system) it activated a secondary feature… the artificial vagina flexed and stretched… and swallowed bit cloud whole, driving him right into the hear o the ultimate X system. It extended organic tenderials, interfacing with bit through every orifface in every fashion. Caught in the mechanical embrace, bit was incapable of resistance, ad the fibres penetrated every pore in his body, a thick cluste shoving it’s self into his ass, another wrapping around his cock as a small one shot down it. His mouth nostrils and ears were invaded next, and his eyes were fixed on the ultimate X core that he understood so much better than any human he;d ever done in his life.
YES fuck me, bit growled his eyes streaming tears of joy at the fact that he’d finaly gotten what he wanted… a zoid that would be his partner in every way possible. Fuck me screamed bit inside the liger’s metal womb, throwing his arms out to the ultimate X system, which accecpted his embrace with warm delight, finaly having a piolot that would accept it as it’s own sentience, not just an object to be brought, sold and traded
YES bit screamed, and in his violated ears, he heard the voice of the ultimate X screaming in joy too.