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Adult +
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HERBAL MISADVENTURES
Title: HERBAL MISADVENTURES
Author: Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X (c) Nobuhiro Watsuki.
Summary: Adventures in gardening.
Rating: R, hentai themes, DU
Pairing(s): Hinted Megumi/Kenshin
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Usual RK cast.
Author’s notes:
((Something I came up with out of, what else, boredom. Maybe I\'m just weird but I always thought it was funny, so I put it up here. Enjoy! ))
Disclaimer: ...I think we all know I don\'t own any of the characters.
7 May 2004, 1:29AM
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\"What is that, Kaoru-dono?\" The red head blinked at the girl carrying piles of what looked like plants.
\"I don\'t know. They were all around the shed. It smells so good it must be an herb.\" She sniffed it happily.
\"Be careful, it might be poisonous.\" He took a leaf and smelt it as well.
\"Nah, poison doesn\'t smell like this.\"
The little group walked to the kitchen to sort the mystery herb.
- - - - -
\"What are you doing?\" Sano asked walking in on the strange site.
Kaoru chopped the cone parts off as Kenshin sorted leaf from stem. Sano sniffed the air and went blank...
\"Oh...Shit...\" The former fight merchant\'s jaw dropped.
\"Oro?\" Kenshin looked up at his friends exclamation.
\"D-Do you know what that is?!!\" He leaped.
\"An herb?\" Kaoru said naively.
\"It\'s a drug...A Dutch plant, you smoke it.\"
The room was silent. Eyes glanced at each other and what Sano had revealed. Sano himself stood drooling with stars sparkling in his eyes.
\"We need to get rid of it then.\" Kenshin began to feel guilty, setting his basket of leaves aside.
\"The hell you are, that\'s a goldmine!\" Sano grabbed a stalk from the pile.
\"And how do you know so much about it?\" Kaoru quickly grabbed it back.
\"We smoke it all the time at dice games...Sometimes the geisha bring it too.\"
\"I want to smoke it too!\" Kaoru jumped.
\"A-are you sure about that Kaoru-dono?\" Kenshin felt doom approach.
\"Yes, and you are too. Come on Rooster-head, show us! Yahiko\'s gone to Yutaro\'s new place, it\'s just us. Pleeeeease???\" She was begging.
\"I got no problem...free weed...can\'t turn that down.\"
Soon all eyes were on Kenshin. He held his hands up to protest but sighed knowing it was a battle he would not win.
\"This one is in as well...\"
\"Yatta!\" Kaoru sang.
\"Okay, first thing you gotta do is clean it...\" Sano fished out a wad of thin papers and began breaking up a piece of top. They watched amazed.
Within a few minutes Sano handed each a thick white stick of paper wrapped around the herb. He lit his own on a candle and took a deep long drag.
\"Like that...inhale...exhale...\"
The two followed. Kaoru coughing her head off, Kenshin making a face at the flavor.
Sano smiled at the sight, \"You two are a weird pair...\"
\"OH WOW! IM FLOATING!\" Kaoru started laughing after a few more hits.
\"That\'s just your brain floating...\" Sano sighed. //Damn amateurs.//
\"Oh no, is it still in my head?\" She touched her head, causing the tall man to laugh.
Kenshin was drowning them out; his mind floating to more important things, like how dirty is socks were. Or why his hair was red. Just as he had began counting the stitches on his hakuma leg he felt a strong hand on his shoulder.
\"Heeeeeyy...\" Kaoru shook the suprised samurai.
\"H-hai?\"
\"I want to play with your hair. It\'s so cute!\"
Before he could say anything he felt hands pulling and brushing his hair.
- TWO HOURS LATER -
As the three were laughing at the perky pigtails Kaoru gave Kenshin, and the 10th joint, Megumi walked into a nightmare.
\"Oh...no...\" She covered her mouth.
\"Hey it\'s the fox lady.\" Sano smiled. They all turned serious when they seen her expression. (Or at least as serious as a man in pigtails can be.
\"Megumi-dono? Are you okay?\" Kenshin broke the silence.
\"My...precious...It\'s...gone...\" She fell to her knees.
The tops were hacked and crushed. Entire plants were pulled out of the ground, some still having dirt balls on them. Broken...
\"Oh no...You mean these plants were yours?!\" Kaoru looked so embarrassed.
\"Months I grew them...They\'re...Destroyed.\"
\"Don\'t worry! Grab a joint and -\" Sano was cut off by Kenshin\'s hand when he pointed to flames roaring from Megumi as she heard Sano. He smartly shut up.
\"Megumi-dono, This one is so sorry, and will replace and care for new plants for you. You just tell this one how and where to get them...\" Kenshin hoped she\'d agree peacefully.
\"No way, I\'ll pay for them too.\" Kaoru spoke up. Megumi smiled.
\"You two don\'t do that. Plus I know you fools don\'t know what they are. Which means someone told you to smoke it...\" She shot a death glare at Sano that caused him to back up.
\"C\'mon, she was gonna cook it, I didn\'t know it was yours!\" He defended.
No one could answer. He was right, she paused seeing how silly Kenshin looked and how serious his face was. She began to laugh.
\"I know how you can repay me...\" Her evil grin made the three shiver.
\"What d-do you want?\" Sano expected being slashed, beaten, or poisoned...
\"Simple, I get the rest of the herb. You two go and help Dr. Gensai. And...I get Sir Ken!\" She giggled.
\"Nani?!\" The three replied. Kenshin\'s face as white as his hakuma.
\"No backing out, see ya!\" Before they could dispute she had them out the door and was eyeing up a very nervous Rurouni.
- - - - -
\"S-so...Megumi-dono...\" He scratched the back of his head with a \'shoot me\' look. Slowly backing away step, by step.
Megumi just laughed slightly as she seductively approached her prey.
//Yep, I think this is more than a fair trade.// She smiled in all her foxy glory.
Kenshin felt himself about to lose yet another battle. He didn\'t even see her coming as she pounced him to the floor.
END
Author: Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X (c) Nobuhiro Watsuki.
Summary: Adventures in gardening.
Rating: R, hentai themes, DU
Pairing(s): Hinted Megumi/Kenshin
Feedback: desired.
Characters: Usual RK cast.
Author’s notes:
((Something I came up with out of, what else, boredom. Maybe I\'m just weird but I always thought it was funny, so I put it up here. Enjoy! ))
Disclaimer: ...I think we all know I don\'t own any of the characters.
7 May 2004, 1:29AM
_____________________________________________________
\"What is that, Kaoru-dono?\" The red head blinked at the girl carrying piles of what looked like plants.
\"I don\'t know. They were all around the shed. It smells so good it must be an herb.\" She sniffed it happily.
\"Be careful, it might be poisonous.\" He took a leaf and smelt it as well.
\"Nah, poison doesn\'t smell like this.\"
The little group walked to the kitchen to sort the mystery herb.
- - - - -
\"What are you doing?\" Sano asked walking in on the strange site.
Kaoru chopped the cone parts off as Kenshin sorted leaf from stem. Sano sniffed the air and went blank...
\"Oh...Shit...\" The former fight merchant\'s jaw dropped.
\"Oro?\" Kenshin looked up at his friends exclamation.
\"D-Do you know what that is?!!\" He leaped.
\"An herb?\" Kaoru said naively.
\"It\'s a drug...A Dutch plant, you smoke it.\"
The room was silent. Eyes glanced at each other and what Sano had revealed. Sano himself stood drooling with stars sparkling in his eyes.
\"We need to get rid of it then.\" Kenshin began to feel guilty, setting his basket of leaves aside.
\"The hell you are, that\'s a goldmine!\" Sano grabbed a stalk from the pile.
\"And how do you know so much about it?\" Kaoru quickly grabbed it back.
\"We smoke it all the time at dice games...Sometimes the geisha bring it too.\"
\"I want to smoke it too!\" Kaoru jumped.
\"A-are you sure about that Kaoru-dono?\" Kenshin felt doom approach.
\"Yes, and you are too. Come on Rooster-head, show us! Yahiko\'s gone to Yutaro\'s new place, it\'s just us. Pleeeeease???\" She was begging.
\"I got no problem...free weed...can\'t turn that down.\"
Soon all eyes were on Kenshin. He held his hands up to protest but sighed knowing it was a battle he would not win.
\"This one is in as well...\"
\"Yatta!\" Kaoru sang.
\"Okay, first thing you gotta do is clean it...\" Sano fished out a wad of thin papers and began breaking up a piece of top. They watched amazed.
Within a few minutes Sano handed each a thick white stick of paper wrapped around the herb. He lit his own on a candle and took a deep long drag.
\"Like that...inhale...exhale...\"
The two followed. Kaoru coughing her head off, Kenshin making a face at the flavor.
Sano smiled at the sight, \"You two are a weird pair...\"
\"OH WOW! IM FLOATING!\" Kaoru started laughing after a few more hits.
\"That\'s just your brain floating...\" Sano sighed. //Damn amateurs.//
\"Oh no, is it still in my head?\" She touched her head, causing the tall man to laugh.
Kenshin was drowning them out; his mind floating to more important things, like how dirty is socks were. Or why his hair was red. Just as he had began counting the stitches on his hakuma leg he felt a strong hand on his shoulder.
\"Heeeeeyy...\" Kaoru shook the suprised samurai.
\"H-hai?\"
\"I want to play with your hair. It\'s so cute!\"
Before he could say anything he felt hands pulling and brushing his hair.
- TWO HOURS LATER -
As the three were laughing at the perky pigtails Kaoru gave Kenshin, and the 10th joint, Megumi walked into a nightmare.
\"Oh...no...\" She covered her mouth.
\"Hey it\'s the fox lady.\" Sano smiled. They all turned serious when they seen her expression. (Or at least as serious as a man in pigtails can be.
\"Megumi-dono? Are you okay?\" Kenshin broke the silence.
\"My...precious...It\'s...gone...\" She fell to her knees.
The tops were hacked and crushed. Entire plants were pulled out of the ground, some still having dirt balls on them. Broken...
\"Oh no...You mean these plants were yours?!\" Kaoru looked so embarrassed.
\"Months I grew them...They\'re...Destroyed.\"
\"Don\'t worry! Grab a joint and -\" Sano was cut off by Kenshin\'s hand when he pointed to flames roaring from Megumi as she heard Sano. He smartly shut up.
\"Megumi-dono, This one is so sorry, and will replace and care for new plants for you. You just tell this one how and where to get them...\" Kenshin hoped she\'d agree peacefully.
\"No way, I\'ll pay for them too.\" Kaoru spoke up. Megumi smiled.
\"You two don\'t do that. Plus I know you fools don\'t know what they are. Which means someone told you to smoke it...\" She shot a death glare at Sano that caused him to back up.
\"C\'mon, she was gonna cook it, I didn\'t know it was yours!\" He defended.
No one could answer. He was right, she paused seeing how silly Kenshin looked and how serious his face was. She began to laugh.
\"I know how you can repay me...\" Her evil grin made the three shiver.
\"What d-do you want?\" Sano expected being slashed, beaten, or poisoned...
\"Simple, I get the rest of the herb. You two go and help Dr. Gensai. And...I get Sir Ken!\" She giggled.
\"Nani?!\" The three replied. Kenshin\'s face as white as his hakuma.
\"No backing out, see ya!\" Before they could dispute she had them out the door and was eyeing up a very nervous Rurouni.
- - - - -
\"S-so...Megumi-dono...\" He scratched the back of his head with a \'shoot me\' look. Slowly backing away step, by step.
Megumi just laughed slightly as she seductively approached her prey.
//Yep, I think this is more than a fair trade.// She smiled in all her foxy glory.
Kenshin felt himself about to lose yet another battle. He didn\'t even see her coming as she pounced him to the floor.
END