Of Boys, Hormones and Treats

Of Boys, Hormones and Treats

Summary: Rukawa exactly knows how to please a certain birthday boy. MitRu. One-shot.

Disclaimer: No, Slam Dunk isn\'t mine.

A/N: Got this idea from a certain \'dirty\' confession in a magazine. No, it\'s not FHM. Damn, I have a crappy title. T_T


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Man, it\'s an oh-so boring day again for me. And guess what? It\'s my fucking birthday today and I\'m treated to the beautiful world of physics. Who the hell invented this subject? I swear if ever I find out, I\'m going to rip his tomb to pieces and dump him in the middle of Serengeti. Ch, as if the lions and gazelles would take interest in such big lump of garbage. Just great.

When the bell rang, I instantly felt relief for the unsuspecting professor. If the bell would\'ve been a few minutes late, then I might have taken my physics teacher as a hostage. Ugh. My beautiful mind’s swirling again. My hands were itching to put a katana down his throat and pull it downward for his entrails to gush out; not to mention hang him on the window and expect some bloodcurdling shrieks from the students and teachers alike. Heh that would definitely set the stage for a good headline tomorrow: Birthday boy kills teacher out of boredom.

Nah, I\'m just trying to exercise my imagination. I guess I have to limit my nonstop marathon of Hannibal and Battle Royale. I sauntered out of my classroom with a yawn escaping my mouth, not bothering to cover that certain orifice to at least emphasize what I\'m feeling.

\"Sempai.\"

I turned to my left to find Rukawa Kaede, waiting for me. \"Hey, Rukawa. Ready for today\'s practice?\"

\"Hn.\"

I entwined my hand with his and walked side by side towards the gym. Oh yeah, I forgot, Rukawa Kaede—the resident bachelor cum basketball superstar of Shohoku High—is mine. Yeah! He\'s mine! Not Sakuragi\'s (duh... Rukawa can’t even stand a day with a nincompoop), not Maki\'s (Maki! God! I don\'t think Maki\'s a pedophile...) and certainly not Sendoh\'s (ch, the Ryonan porcupine is such a bastard he literally humps whoever he comes face-to-face with).

So the Ice Prince is mine, all mine. We\'ve been together since November which means I got to spend my Christmas and New Year (his birthday, too, of course) with him. And believe me, Rukawa Kaede is a sheep in wool\'s clothing. You\'ll never know that such a monotonous and apathetic guy like him can be so talented—mind you, in many ways.

And just like now, he\'s boldly implying what kind of charisma he has over me. I mean, I\'m not complaining. Hey, with a hot guy like Rukawa surprisingly pinning me (I\'m hotter, of course) against a locker and pressing his lean body against me, what more can I ask for?

\"Rukawa?\" I asked. Heheheh, a little I\'m-so-innocent-type sometimes work on him. Well, it works with everybody. I mean, who can simply resist me? A fuckingly sexy, talented (pun intended) and stunning guy who can be considered a sex god? Ha! No, I don\'t boast, hey I\'m just telling the truth!

\"Sempai.\" Rukawa purred as he trailed soft kisses along my neck, his hands starting to explore my naked torso. Let\'s go back to reality for a moment. Here we were—Rukawa and I—inside the locker room with him pinning me and with us half-naked (the only clothing hanging on our bodies is our shorts). And we were supposed to be practicing already. And Akagi will kill us if he caught us in the act. No, let me paraphrase that: the gorilla won’t kill us, he will disremember us alive!

But being the ever so considerate me, I decided to please my now highly aroused lover. I placed my hands on Rukawa\'s rather small waist and tilted my head for a better access.

\"Mmm… Kaede, we better get dressed. I think Akagi\'s going to bang the door any minute.\" I said while enjoying my lover\'s ministration. Yeah, well, I\'m the seme and usually it\'s more of my job to please Rukawa than the other way around. Just like now.

\"No one will find us.\" Rukawa replied rather lengthy to me. \"It\'s you birthday.\"

\"Yeah so?\" I don\'t usually give credit to such an occasion. My birthday is just a regular day for me.

\"I have to return the favor.\" Rukawa answered in his usual tone. Usual tone for others but for me, I can already detect the tinge of lust escaping his statement. Oh, I get what he said. Last January 1, I gave my little Ice Prince the time of his life: I gave him one hell of a ride to paradise and back. That\'s right, I—the paragon of sex and virility—treated my lover to a \'sexcapade.\' How\'s that for starting the New Year right?

Rukawa cut my thoughts when he kissed me hard, his tongue instantly parting and exploring my mouth. I moaned quite loudly (forgot that we were still in the locker room) as he grounded his hips with mine, our erections rubbing.

\"Wait, Kae—,\" Cutting off our kiss, Rukawa placed a hand over my lips. By now, with the carnal look Rukawa expressed; I might as well go crazy by his sudden boldness. He is daring and arrogant, even in bed; he brings it with him. Without hesitation, Rukawa\'s other hand slipped inside my shorts and started stroking me. I was instantly rock hard. But what my koi uttered made me almost come off.

\"Fuck me hard, sempai... now.\"

Oh my fucking goddess of heaven and earth. That statement blew my sanity away as I hurriedly lowered my shorts (he also did) and exchanged position: now, I am pinning him hard.

Rukawa almost shouted his usual low husky moans as he held on my shoulders tightly. With both of his long slender legs wrapped around my waist, both of us were exerting efforts to maintain balance. We were standing for heaven\'s sake! My thrusts became harder as he pushed back. We were on the verge of our climax when suddenly Akagi called us, irritation evident in his tone.

\"Mitsui! Rukawa! Get out of there now!\" Akagi roared on the other side of the door. I think the gorilla already had the idea what the hell were we doing inside the locker room.

I looked at Rukawa and saw a life-threatening look obviously saying: stop fucking me and I\'ll kill you. Climax was one step away from us as I continued to thrust inside him, obeying his silent warning. Taking advantage of the situation, I started shouting thinking that Akagi was still on the other side of the door. \"Coming! I\'m coming!\"

Then I suddenly heard footsteps coming towards the locker room and Akagi retorted. \"I hear you, Mitsui. There\'s no need to shout.\"

My koi and I lay on the floor still with heavy breaths. Rukawa managed to inch towards me and cuddle. I couldn\'t help but smile at his small action of love. Heh, of course the bastardic freshman loves me. You might as well know he almost killed a friend of mine whom he thought was flirting with me. Man, I thought Rukawa was going berserk! But that\'s another story. Right now, I\'m enjoying the warmth of his body against mine.

\"What the hell was that for, Kaede?\"

\"What?\" Rukawa asked as he nuzzled my neck.

\"You going aggressive. If I\'m correct you\'re the one who doesn\'t find fucking in the most unusual places fun.\"

I felt Rukawa release a long sigh making me shiver. He propped himself up on one elbow and looked at me, his other hand caressing the contours of my face. \"It\'s your birthday.\"

I gave off a small chuckle. One thing I\'ve learned since I\'ve dated Rukawa is that he may be as cold as ice but deep inside he\'s also a sweet and affectionate guy. \"So this is your birthday gift to me?\"

Rukawa\'s perfect face frowned, his eyebrows furrowing a little. \"You didn\'t like it?\"

See? Rukawa\'s also a sensitive guy. If I prolonged this soon-to-be argument, Rukawa will definitely start a tantrum. And believe me, as the kitsune\'s gorgeous boyfriend it\'s fucking hard to placate him. \"Of course I liked it.\" I answered him with my sexy smile, which I\'m sure gave him a hard on already. \"I\'m just surprised, that\'s all.\"

Rukawa pulled me into a long passionate kiss. He looked deep into my eyes and greeted me. \"Happy birthday, sempai.\"

\"Thanks, Kaede.\"

\"I love you.\"

I was momentarily stunned upon hearing Rukawa\'s words. I know, I know, we\'ve been lovers for how many months now and we do say \'I love you\' to each other. But the way he said it to me today made me realize how much he truly loves me. I mean at first I thought that what Rukawa and I felt before would only be a fling. But it turned out to be more than just a little romance. Rukawa Kaede is really in love with me. Yuck... I\'m getting too sentimental! But I don\'t mind hehehe. \"And I lo-\"

\"MITSUI! RUKAWA! You idiots! What the hell are you thinking; skipping practice and all!\"

\"Oh shit!\" I said as we immediately stood up and wore some clothing I opened the door to see Akagi with his nose flaring and veins popping in his forehead; not a pretty sight to see.

\"Sorry Akagi!\" I said to him and grabbed my Ice Prince behind me and ran towards the gym.

\"MITSUI! DON\'T THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS JUST BECAUSE IT\'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!\"

I laughed heartily and stopped at the gym door before entering it. I looked at Rukawa whose hand was still in mine. I squeezed his hand gently and gave him a quick kiss on the lips. \"I love you, too, Rukawa Kaede. Thanks for the treat.\"

I entered the gym with a big smile on my face. I knew Rukawa blushed because of what I said. Rukawa blushing? I know it\'s unbelievable! But being the guy who doesn\'t know the meaning of impossible, I\'m proud to say that only I—the great Mitsui Hisashi—can make him blush and do all kinds of thing you\'d think would be unattainable. Man, my koi definitely knew how to make me special.

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A/N: I\'m sporting a headache right now because I can’t think of an appropriate title for this fic. It may sound corny but if I entitled this ‘Game Boys’ you might be beating the hell out of me. The title I now have is my uh, sixth attempt. There is something wrong with my fic but I can’t pinpoint it. No! Not the grammar (I already know that TT). If you are thinking about the lube, well they used one; I just didn’t insert it. Thank you for reading this crap. Maligayang bati, Mitsui-sempai!